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ecolime:
Since 2009 ?


Tinubu is here to pack the shit of Yaradua, GEJ and Buhari.

Asiwaju met poo 5ch high, he added his own to make it the height of Mount kilimanjaro.

None of his predecessors made one pound to be over 2k Naira.

Blame game won't help. He said he has been preparing for Aso Rock since 2007. Let him grab the pile of poo quickly and run with it.

EreluRoz:
Is it not the same Norway oga panso always speak nicely about?

Norway is a very sane place. Nor be gra gra place.

If you want a calm and high quality life, places like Norway, Finland and Denmark are you sure plugs. Though cold and expensive.

But even sane countries have some very insane people like that Nazi Breivik guy that murdered innocent youths in cold blood.

mytime24:
Anytime I hear Yakubu name I dey always remember that miss

Omo! I bought a brand new plasma TV to watch that game. To see that miss in that widescreen was even worse.

Otherwise, Yak's goal tally in EPL was one of the best for an African player, even when only playing for average clubs.

Because Sallah plays football somewhat effortlessly, and does not look energetic or gangling like Drogba, Kanu or Toure, people underestimate his skills. He's absolutely top draw.

If not because he's playing in the era of some phenomenal talents, just like Thierry Henry was back then, Sallah should have won Ballon D'or by now.

So you will go and tell a woman who cannot afford asthma pump anymore that his rich neighbour's share price has increased, bah?

How many people own a share in 9ja as a whole? It will not pass the population of Ogbomosho out of the whole of Nigeria.

Duelee:
Bictch doesn't know she proved another law called "Okorie's law "

Which loosely States; by trying to disapprove Okafor a lady would get banged, and banged and banged with her fully thinking Okafor is nonexistent but unaware that Okorie's law is playing out .

Okorie's Law = Law of purposeful defiance of Okafor's Law.

Isaac Newton would be very proud of you.

Abeg, help us with the Law of Kpukus Elasticity.

We need to understand the looseness of some NL ladies here.

Hmmmm

It was sheer arrogance.

There are some sections of people who believe they know everything. At times due to tribalism-induced arrogance of believing they are better educated.

When you underestimate others, you make foolish mistakes.

stano2:
Shame de catch me
See what Nigeria has been reduced to . CHAFF

Bro, shame nor dey catch thief like e dey catch him brother.

You can't shame the shameless.

A nation ruled by a bunch of mandate barawos from top to bottom can never make headway.

Citizens already know it's a case of OYO.

Angelfrost:
Chief consultants with many decades worth of experience abroad still consult the medical reference books from time to time.

Some will even tell you they need to do so... Or ask their fellow consultants.

Knowledge is not exhaustive.

Errors actually begin when you think you know it all.

Lol. No mind the dude. These days, MDT meetings early in the morning may include virtual meetings with experts in various countries before consultation begins daily. People don't know that care professions include learning DAILY. Every minute sef.

That girl may have reacted badly to anaesthetic. We also need to be sure that this procedure did not include termination of pregnancy. Yep, even nuns do undergo the procedure. Adult females can conceal that fact from their parents.

RIP.

Urgent1Million:
I see the case of Atiku's desperation replaying in the governorship election in Edo state.
Obaseki should've allowed Shuaibu to succeed him in peace.
Now that they are scheming him out, once he loses in court, he'll split the PDP votes heavily.
Whether we like it or not, Philip Shuaibu is a core grassroots politician in Edo state whose decision to side with Obaseki helped the latter win the fight against Oshiomhole.
With Akpata's emergence as LP candidate, a few old PDP guys who aren't benefiting from Obaseki will switch over to his side. APC will have a shaking if they don't put their house in order very quickly. We all know Oshiomhole would want his pound of flesh since his candidate did not pick the ticket.
It's going to be a complex permutation of events.
State resources vs federal might vs Oshiomhole's internal betrayals vs Shuaibu's internal betrayals.
If Akpata plays his cards well, he stands a chance of winning the election, especially as Wike would want to remain the emperor of South south politics and would do everything possible to see that Oshiomhole is painted in bad light, plus he already has a strained relationship with Obaseki. We all know that Wike has gone beyond playing ordinary party politics. He already has a say in the PDP and the APC (the first politician in Nigeria, if not in Africa or even the world, to achieve something like that). I see him attempting to add the LP to his file, starting with Edo state.
I forsee that the outcome of the governorship election will reflect far more than the strengths or resources of political parties. A lot of personal interests will come to play.
#This is my opinion.

Dude, go and be analysing for Channels abi Arise. You nailed it on its head. I was discussing something very similar yesterday with a friend.

How easily voting blocks could be split right down the middle due to grudges, acrimony, internal rancour, outside forces and permutations to be politically relevant and gain control.

Congrats!

Whether your wife born in the moon, Japan or Okokomaiko, jejely do paternity test on your baby early. NO exception.

So you don't raise another man's child. Especially men that travel a lot or women who themselves travel a lot. Trust nobody. Even your best friend, brother, in-law, neighbour and those people that you normally should trust may be helping you oil her in your absence. Even if the woman appears to be perfect in every area as a wife or girlfriend. Konji and money are the most dangerous areas of human weakness. No sentiments.

You will be shocked.

Ignore this warning at your own peril.

OVIHINNO:
Big fat lie. Obaseki played all His cards to ensure everyone else emerges except Akpata

Lol. They have no idea. Choosing Olumide is very strategic. Olumide will just divide the vital Edo South vote and draw young voters. Especially if Obi takes his time to campaign vigorously in Edo. LP will pick a deputy from Edo North to divide APC stronghold.

Anybody can win this election now. The margin will be narrow.

I believe however, that it's the turn of Edo Central, to be fair.

Why this little guy come use style resemble our late Baba, Alaafin Adeyemi?

raumdeuter:
Obaseki fought against Godfather imposition only for him to impose his stooge Ighodalo and become his godfather

Oshiomole fought against Anenih godfatherism only to become a godfather to Obaseki

What this only prove is that people are hypocrites and they only turn into activists seeking public favor when the game does not favor them

Gargantuan hypocrites for that matter.

Odubu was loyal to Oshiomhole for 8 years but he brought Obaseki in.

Urgent1Million:
Parallel?
Who won the perpendicular one?

Racoon:
Debate, he said no and they made excuses for him. Now reality is clearer. The first class gbajue certificate forger has been exposed and demystified.

The impulsive tendency by the so called builder of Lagos debt-burden economy in succumbing to the neck constricting IMF plan of floating the naira just nailed his cluelessness and incompetency. Being itchy and shaky from sniffing white powder is not political sagacity.

That Buhari can even do better in terms of understanding IMF's anti-Developing Countries policies, and refuse to implement them is baffling.

Right now, Buhari looks like an economic genius.

Before nko?

It's a thankless job. The step-kids will NEVER appreciate their step-dad's effort.

Better adopt a poor child than raise step-kids. Know you are doing something good willingly. Not tied to some "fake love of a woman".

Men should heed this warning for their own good.

Yes, it's generalisation because only about 5 to 10% will be different and that's a fail mark by any standard.

garfield1:
Should I count pdp primaries that were rescheduled

So, APC's purpose in life is to do worse than PDP in every aspect?

Then they should have a simple party slogan: "We can always do far worse than PDP!"

garfield1:
No need,all the people that installed obaseki are against him.he will be destroyed.

By the way,APC has rescheduled it's primary for tomorrow

So after nearly 9 years in power in Abuja, APC can't organise primaries in a state in one go?

Kobicove:
I'm sure Oshiomhole is somewhere laughing at them now

Osho whose leadership of APC in Edo produced 3 governorship candidates from ordinary primaries that KG kids can organise easily?
Shine your eyes.

I quoted this woman in another thread yesterday, not knowing she will confirm it again today:

https://www.nairaland.com/8005209/naira-weakens-banks-dollar-sales/2#128534373

inoki247:
Lol u go still consume bread and beans in a Local restaurant....

The worst part aw Dollar take Affect Garri and other local food we are planting I still Neva understand....

The cassava farmer and sellers are effected by things imported with dollars.
Where else will they get money to survive if not by hiking prices of their harvest or merchandise?

robinfemi:
They should disconnect it ooo, make mama feel wetin we dey feel. make baba know it's not easy to endure in Nigeria

Lol, they will just allocate YOUR billions for diesel. Na lose-lose for the masses.

In London back in 2022, Baba said in private to that Hausa lady that he has no plans. I knew that was the truth.

In all honesty, Bubu that Tinubu helped to foist on us damaged 9ja so much that he is now hamstrung.

There is a certain arrogance among our people in SW that they know everything better.

Instead of Tinubu considering better qualified/experienced professionals irrespective of tribe, he hired two local sycophants to handle such vital positions.

It's obvious none of them has anything close to NOI, Sanusi Lamido or Soludo. Even Emefiele until he turned political with Bubu's handlers/cabals.

Lol.
While those of you in power are gallivanting.

Zooposki:
The talk does not even sound Igbo. When did you guys begin yahoo yahoo? Abeg send me your aza. Does that sentence sound like what an igbo boy would say or a benin boy?

Aza is an ancient Edo word for reserve/store/safe. I heard it from my nan decades ago.

To "gbe aza (break the safe/store/reserve)" is to break the account at the end of the year when progressive unions and Osusu groups gather money and share.

It has been used in Edo since at least the time of Ogiso Obioye. More than over a thousand years.

Don't let modern ethno-centrism and population politics deceive you.

People can use a word from anywhere when it becomes popular. Remember Davido's mother came from Edo.

Olaza is even a common name for treasurer.

Ah, this is too deep for an average dudu person these days.

They prefer to seek miracle and be spoon-fed.

If not to acquire certificates, they won't be interested.

How disappointed our ancestors must feel to see us trade their superior wisdom for foreign ones.

Ifa wisdom that keeps growing and growing has no equal on earth.

They had to demonise Ifa and Esu as juju and satan to easily convince dudu man. When in fact Ifa is the purveyor of wisdom and esu is a very intelligent saint who mastered the art of trickery and understands how dark forces of evil, deceit and treachery work.

No evidence in our history that esu was ever cast out of heaven by Eledumare for being disobedient or evil. How did it come to be equated with the Western/Middle Eastern idea of the devil?

Asians value their tradition and religion and the whole world respect them now.

Call your new Aso-oke outfit a piece of rag and others will help you wipe the floor with it.

EreluRoz:
Very stupid man, I watched the video and I'm like is she under any obligation to marry him or was there any written agreement that was signed?

Men like this do not take care of their parents but will be out there doing stupid things, I don't pity such kind of men.

Instead of him to chop his breakfast peacefully and quietly he's making a scene out of it

Yes, the guy was silly to have trained her but a large number of ladies would be without education today if not for "simps" who trained them.
I know many married women who still left their husbands after being trained in marriage.

To totally blame the man and not the woman simply reflects the mercilessness and brutality of women.


I guess chopping the breakfast so loudly and openly is good: to sound a warning to guys out there.

Nice

Yadid:
Not even Argentina or France conferred national honours with gifts of houses and lands on the players who won the World Cup in 2018 and 2022. We like being wasteful here. There are retired civil servants who served for 35 years being owed pension. This is coming after they've been paid in dollars for their efforts. Yet the country is poor, innit? Misplaced priority.

France did in 1998. I was at the final. I don't know about 2018.

Nice one but fact is that you adapt very well, even without 9ja food.

The shaving razor one is funny.

There are clippers to use na.