₦airaland Forum

Ohwhy: Can't believe you got 4likes for saying "you ehn" wetin I do emma?

Largas: I suspect it'll be out this week.

banega: Lool,. Maybe!! •

Largas: you laugh too much.
It's healthy though.

how was that shiit?

EejaNla01: op you didn't describe friend zone,om mpa did

my question is when you aren't ready to date a guy why still want him close,gist with you often,say you sweet things,buy you gifts as though he is your lover while you don't reciprocate?

Isn't that selfishness?you see why we dread the zone.

Khalessi: romance section is frequented by Broke girls+Broke guys. 90% of the threads started here is all about money sheesh! \/

banega: Ughh, heartless bastards!! • This Islam is truly the religion of the devil himself!! M sorry, but it has to be said!!

Caracta: This is heart-breaking

sKeetz: But your pocket doesn't look like his

Ladystewie: Poor women! Sad stories.
But the lady that sewed up her vagine, how the heck does she urinate

freshness2020: Ūя̲̅ own version gidi gan Oº°˚˚°ºo.

Kanwulia: LWKMD!!!
Is this s joke?
Na wetin I dey read so?
So these women nor dey use dem fingers 'mast--ur--bate'?
Abi nor be to shout 'oooooo aaaaaaah'. . . .SQUEEEEEEEEZE BOBBY AND "CLITO" weh-weh. . . .SMELL MY FINGERS PUT FOR MOUTH . . . .then wear pant go sleep be the main tin?
I sabi dat wan well well o!
YEYE WOMEN!
Shioooooor!!!!







Na which kain LOCAL women be all these?

datalossvictim1: Who are you?

datalossvictim1: Fvvcckkkface!! I was on my own and you mentioned me dipshittt!!!

herald9: not yet....patiently waiting...

Ur in uniuyo ryt?

Wat course?

mencade5: you must be very stuupid for saying this. SHe-diot.

whizqueen: Yes have been trying to correct it. But am aving little problem with submitting it. I didnt know writting in shorthand is a big sin on nairaland. Please bear with me till i correct it. Thank you.

herald9: lolz

yo i did...
Applied for architecture buh dey gave me Geoboy :/

lalasticlala: but at least it will help stop peeping from another person

UjSizzle: Why is it people can type "tyme" and not "time"?

Nice write up, but it would have hurt a lot less if you'd been gracious enough to use the right spellings and ditched the shorthand.

Djicemob: I buy u lunch today,tomorrow u want me to still buy u dinner and continue the same process all over again.And u don't consider it selfish? Mehn! den i rest my case.Reasons why guys wanna get in ur pants and not feel cheated.

whizqueen: Thanks for the correction i'ld correct it asap

MizMyColi: Original Poster, I offer Editing Services for free (its just for the time being). Need Some?

Djicemob: It would have helped if you punctuated properly and ignored the shorthand thingy.

Well i didn't read all through to the end but all i know is,friendzoning a guy is selfish...That is if u only get to receive the favors and not returning it.NB:not only a guy can be friendzoned.

ceejayluv: "Although rare, infection of humans by
rabies from vampire bat bites has
been documented; for example in
2010 four children in Peru died after
being bitten. "

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat

ceejayluv: Mammal blood.... Last I checked, we're mammals. But we ain't as dumb as say, cows that can get.sucked without knowing it.

majekdom2: yea , they do . seen it on natgeowild.