₦airaland Forum

Nobleval: Stup!d op. You made me to stop eating my breakfast

MzMariah: Me sef nor no o. I dey always think am sef. when dog bark for night them go say the dog see spirit. I will love to know too.

Hian, 1st to comment ke this will be the second time I will be the first to comment in a front page thread, thank God o I said it that this is my week of success and this has proven me right. I will always be at the front in anything I do this week. thank you Lord.

Elantracey: Even with picture, i still dont believe it.

2sExy1: so sorry ma'am. it's a world we live in. I remember while growing up in lagos, there was the prevalent rumor of penis being taken away when you help people push car or carry load for the... that was over 17 years ago and till date, on certain days, if I help, I do not fail to check my factory if it's intact... that's life

mayapop: Hmmmmm

Ansell: I just graduated from the University and I'm waiting for service, hence i thought it cool to spend some time at my family-house - one that my dad insisted must be built to accomodate neighbours so as to avoid it being too lonely and generate rent. Funny enough we've got just one neighbour.

The Man is handsome and his wife is pretty but there is this one thing she does repeatedly: she baths with the bath-room doors open. I can't fathom why. At a point, I was about to enter the bathroom to ease myself, not until i heard the sound of water splashing on the floor did i realise that my Neighbour's Hot wife was in there and had to turn.

Like seriously, has anyone of you out there ever lived with this specie of women? Pls how do I cope with this situation? I certainly can't even think of telling her husband.

Your suggestion will be appreciated. Thanks.

Mod, I don't mind this making F.P. This is serious for me o!

Odilafta: None of the above but if he must drink,it should be coke or viju milk

FrancisTony: Ouch!

rellawyt: I see people sleep in the church buh i have never slept in the church!

Odilafta:

angela98: If your boyfriend slaps you its a sign of an aggressive, abusive man. You never marry am he slaps u like that. What will happen if he marries you, of course he will knife you. I wonder what you are still doing with the guy. Please walk out that relationship fast. He doesn't deserve you. He is a loser. Its a loser that hits a woman period.

DickDastardly: No gree make i use you start o!
One more thrash from you......na bye bye to toilet for you be that

Odilafta: my brothers and sisters,it happened last year ,my mum had gone for one of her business trip and I was left alone at home..I took the liberty and watched all the night movies that were shown on Tv and when it was morning,I couldn't stand up..I had already concluded I wouldn't go to church but when I remembered sister Monica,I got up and prepared...

When I got to church,I sat at the second to the last pew on the right hand side from the entrance and then it was time for offering sign of peace and singing'lamb of God',after which you're to kneel down and say the prayer before holy communion,na from that kneeling down sleep start o till church close...The embarrasing part be say na when other people sit down naim I dey stand and nobody even wake me till church close naim the mama wey sitdown near me tap me say 'ngwa,Ada go home and sleep'

Therock5555: LMAO chio this is funny. And I noticed its always during sermorn or prayers pple sabi sleep too much.

That means devil too sabi knock person na

jayseehe: GEJ sponsors Boko Haram

he should come and charge me for treason cause I said so

colossus2: Real!!!
Have you forgotten that nairaland travelled back in time

ITbomb: I am a good christian and single.
Any single sister in PH /Uyo looking to meet up.
Add up on bbm: 764D77C2
Remain Blessed.

ifeness: Why use technology to find sex/love. Why not use prayers

alexdellafonte: Bros I'm confused i just wanted an advice, i didn't ask you to rate my write up.
u couldn't comprehend.
That's because you have a problem to assimilate things.