₦airaland Forum

ITbomb:
Our own that commissioned toilet nko?

trustyshoess:
When we tell people to stop putting excessive pressure on their kids, they won't listen. People think it's funny when African parents bring out their belts or canes to punish kids for not getting the best grades. There's nothing wrong with discipline when a child is deliberately lazy but encouragement goes a long way. Everyone has different gifts. Provide enough opportunities as well as education, watch your child and encourage them to be the best at whatever their good at. Some are amazing with art, terrible with maths but will still receive beating for not getting A in maths instead of being provided with materials and encouraged in their passion for art.
This is the result. Some kids think grades are that important that they can't face their parents so they kill themselves. We need to do better

so much wisdom and truth here....

Unfortunately, it is what it is. The mentality of many an African parents.

LuciferKristi:
She obviously wants some dick.

I'll push her onto the couch, rip her clothes off, grab a fistful of her hair forcefully & drill some hardcore common sense into her infront of our crying toddler.

Then I'll change into a new shirt & leave for work.

It is finished!

ITbomb:
Stop feeding that overpampered oversize baby

I can't even live with any male in law in my house even if he is respectful.
I can endure the female if and only if she is useful in the house

Hmmmm! I trust you.

ITbomb:
Buka, food dey sweet but na bench you go siddon.
You fit mix as your money reach

Restaurant, sometimes e go sweet, sometimes na purge but you go siddon for plastic chair.
Very rare to mix food, most times na straight price

Eatery, food no too sweet but e dey expensive cos you go pay for parking space, the guy that open door for you, the AC, the DStv and that plastic Toothpick

This Watford team are beginning to look like a real worry.

When Leicester City won the league against all odds, Mourinho was in his 3rd season at Chelsea.

Product of a broken condom? Hian! E don reach that level?

Lana1:
Mumu ni Rashford!

Cant believe i was foolish enough to compare him to Mbappe!

Mbappe copped a red card yesterday. And Rashford thought it was his turn to cop a red card today.

elrony:
We have El Baobab "The Sleek" to do damage

Lukaku!

Actually, na "wedding" dey hungry her not "marriage".

kadree:
Na wa ooo.

We go even dey use am dey challenge each other. Na to make sure say your own cut the other person own.

Na "Shoemaker" rope I dey use that time because e strong pass bag of garri own.

Lolz.

E don tey oo

Walahi, you be real expert for this stuff!

codedguy1:
I know, Didn't you see the smiley.




Oga calm down, true we are in control but 2 mistakes and its all gone. Make ref blow last whistle abeg. I never still fully trust these guys, but I am impressed with the urgency and hussling. Even Fellaini is playing exceptionally well.

I saw the smiley.


It's one thing to be playing exceptionally well in one match and its another thing to be consistent for the entire season. Most of our players are just not consistent.


Shaw has been the most consistent so far since the beginning of this season.

codedguy1:
Hope we no go start defensive masterclass as per 2 goals up.

Nice game especially the fact that the players are mobile and there is a conscious attempt to move forward to score.

Although Burnley cannot be compared with tottenham, not being clinical did us in in that match.

Hope our season starts from here

Isn't that what we always say every match day?

Oasis007:


Victory is sweet with attacking Football. This is exactly what we are saying. Attack your Opponent, play the hell outta them, teach them motherfucçking football and boom........ you have a deserved Victory.

Welldone Lads!

Against Burnley that's clearly low on confidence?

Well, I can't complain. A win is all that matters to me now.

diggz:
Danhumprey sup? kindly send your mail to this email address


larride.diggz@gmail.com.

thanks.

got it. Sent you a mail.

SIRcumalot:
Too narrow.
No width.



A tactical masterclass coming from senor Jose.

Bear witness haters!

This guy.

raumdeuter:
Both

But the argument was majorly based on his time at Bayern Munich so far, how he has faired against Madrid as a "Bayern Munich" player.

raumdeuter:
Are you ready to stake $1,000 that Lewandoski has not scored against Madrid?

Lol....

As a Bayern Munich player or as a Dortmund player?

TroubleMaker47:
Someone please shoot that stùpid SOB called Tariq!
That guy deserves hot lead!
And WTF with those Tommy's guys?
I taught they wia the baddest mùtherfuckers on the block! Just look at how they went down sooooo easily!

That little brat, Tariq keeps pissing me off. Not sure how long I can take that. And what's with him aiding Dre, who's indirectly involved in his own sister's death? What has Dre got on him FFS?



And what's with those two guys making Dre look like Superman? Pffft!

Luizkid:
Young Man keep ur advice, we'll ask for it when needed.

Nihilstjnr:
sure.

I've sent you a mail... Your opinion will be appreciated.

MRTA7:
See as African teams just disgrace me for office. I'm fucking pissed. Africa needs to have a fucking word with themselves in every aspect of life. Can't even enjoy escapism anymore. SMH.

It's just quite embarrassing.....

dopeJemi:
Lmao i been wan brag sef say me too na 2003 I start to support Man United but was a neutral in the late 90s, na once Baba comment Humble me

Omo, true true our fathers fit dey nairaland, we go curse them we no go know

And the sheeples say.... "Amen! Yes, Lord!".