₦airaland Forum

OP,what are the probable line-ups on both sides?? Is Victor Anichebe still playing for Everton?

Up Eagles!!!

Would Victor Moses be allowed to start today's game?

Abu Mikey: na you sabi

Seriously,I give up!

bambuzz88: SCOAN ..............a congregration of deluded, persimistic, and confused worshippers who cannot think for themselves and has never / will never forsee anything good but negative

LWKMD........bro,easy ooo

Ishilove:

See your teeth. Hope you had fun on your birthday?

Marthakings: e-mail me.... mkingsmike@ymail.com

Done. Check your mail.

Ishilove: I've been twenty years for many moons. A woman never ages

Oh! Really? Now I understand why a gal who in my estimation,look like a 20yrs old,but claiming to be 15,16yrs.


Women never age indeed!

Trust me,Nairaland is not as boring as you think. You just need to try more and more to be open and free with other Nairalanders. Granted there are boring,annoying and insultive people on here,but you need to learn to look beyond them and look on the bright side. Personally,I like you,just as other Nairalanders sure do.

lynpetra: Yes,some turn cowards when they see me enter my Bentleytortoise car.

Lol......I like your swag and sense of humour.

Andyblaze: [size=16pt] If You Attempt To Move This Thread To Jokes Section, Your Destiny And That Of Your Generation Will Forever Be A Joke[/size]

Andy,you know you are a joker,right? You always made my day with your funny threads.

No. You didn't make a mistake. You were trying to be friendly and sharing. Afterall,they say there is joy in sharing.


Fake story! More like another Nollywood script in the making.

If na me,na fresh air things. That amount is almost equal to our yearly budget as a country.

Oboy,you get luck sha.

If to say the girl is possessed,she for don cut off that third head inbetween your leg wey you been dey use think! Na then you go know say some gals are not stupid.

Vivly: lwkmd. See toasting skills na

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Abu Mikey: Tah!!!!
Too much to be optimistic! Back off

Both of you got it absolutely wrong. Anyway,I give up!

Jehovah Witnesses be like:
Jehovah Witnesses: Good day sir.

Me: You are welcome. How may I help you?

Jehovah Witnesses: We have come to share the word of God with you.

Me: As you can see,I'm busy.

Jehovah Witnesses: Alright. We would come another time.

I be like "wtf!" is it by force?

Marthakings: yeah..... exactly.... datz cool o.....

I guess we already have somethings in common. I would have love to tell you more,but I don't usually dish my private info on a public forum. How about we chat through PM?

Ishilove: Thank you everyone for the kind messages, I am really touched. Although I am twenty years old today (whether my birth certificate has a different date entirely is not the issue here ), I feel years younger. I guess age is a thing of the mind.

Wait! Are you saying you just clocked 20yrs?? I smell something fishy here. I was thinking you were 25yrs and above! Nah! I don't believe!

rigormortis: in the brain of ghaynian dudes, there is not one atom of sense present.......................

@bolded: bro,that was uncalled for. I'm a Nigerian just like you,but I don't see the need or usefulness of engaging in an un-ending e-war with our fellow West African neighbours,Ghanians. You don't have to insult them.

dipznano: Lord help me not 2 comment on this!

What did you just did?

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Nomski0: Lol. Trust me, you dont.

I think I do.