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Casalindal:
Your mother is a bitch

Please can you help me with the little remaining in ur crypto wallet . Pls

Naso ... Na cheap fame una dey give dem

[quote author=YahooSon post=101964550]Please I'm new here and I will like to know the popular nairalanders here please
I beg you guys to please introduce yourselves please
I might be sharing a few update with you guys before I deactivate
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Okay

Buhari thank you

NiRfreak:
Evil spirit? Where the evil spirit come from? Is there any evil spirit resident in weed?

Wen u don high your consiousness is lowered ... So some surrounding Spiritual entities wey wan enjoy earth too go come inhabit ur body .... The story too long .
Na why most alcohol of 40percent n above Dem dey call Dem spirits ... E get why

NiRfreak:
I want an explanation. Thanks

Na the evil spirits dey make m sweet ... I don experience m once wen i high with AZ come nack. Sex is paradise to the flesh but cancerous to ur spirit man

[quote author=slawormiir post=101924856]Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright



Talk way poorman take dey console themselves [/qu

Lack of an object with 4 tyres make you a poor man .... U dey sick for brain

The5DME:
How do I learn how to drink alcohol? I've tried to before but the bitter taste makes it repugnant to me. It makes me feel out of place when I go out with my friends and they're just downing bottles of action bitters or origin and I'm just there, sipping coke or sprite.
How do I learn how to take alcohol? How did you also learn to drink alcohol?

Start mixing it with viju milk ... For you only bitters oi

Okay we don hear

This one go go club smoke and drink wella come back dey devour my garri ... Where i mad na wen n begin use my towel dey clean n body too ... And this guy get fleet of shoes oi

That's life ... Some are testifying while some are lamenting.

Mad oi .... Feminist be gnashing deep down

Upon the millions they are collecting as ransom na inside forest Dem dey sleep dey chop rubbish .... Suffering

Nawao .... Go apply we with dss

Prettydevil:
I had a very good Friend who I have known for over 15 years, and we have remained very close since then. This guy was doing very well in life and succeeded at everything. Me on the other hand I struggled with everything, but the funny thing is I always told this my friend I was struggling but he never believed because I looked like my life was amazing even tho I barely could afford food. This my friend was a millionaire at 20 already and assumed I was the same even tho I always said I didn’t have money. This guy relocated abroad and we kept talking, and one day all the shitt hit the fan as I lost everything I owned which wasn’t much in the first place, I was about to get kicked out of my house and I literally wanted to end my life. I called my best friend and told him everything I was going through and I could tell for the first time he actually believed me because I was my most vulnerable self and then Baba told me he would see what he would do. This neega don’t owe me a dime so don’t think I’m entitled because I’m not I’m just laughing at the irony I think. Baba stop responding to me and talked to me in a way like I was bothering him and I respected myself and didn’t bother anyone again. I left it all to the king of kings, the alpha and omega Jehova. Six months later I have become exactly how that my friend always thought I was, I now have all he always assumed I have and now I have since left him alone. This life is just turn by turn forget. Never look down on anybody.

I have also gotten this type of treatment from friends abroad ... The truth is that the are suffering and using fine pics to deceive us ... Na person wey relocate from Germany too yarn .... I love naija bro

thank you Jesus .( in odumeje's voice)

I wish her the very best

this kind wahala get better packaging oi

[quote author=darkstar6971 post=101204305]Someone is asking me Facebook weather i can clone someone sim card which he wants to remove 20M Naira, May be he thought i'm a yahoo boy or something but sincerely i knew him personally, Please what is your advice as a good citizen should i report him to the government or what do you think? He has been asking and trying to involve me in several illegal stuff which i told him i do my things legit as a blogger, Please i need your advice here Nairalanders, Thanks.[/quote

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be like sey u Neva run before ... any runz wey involve more than one person is not a secret again oi ... e go stil cast sooner or later

iLegendd:
Would kill? It has already killed it — only people who don't know what's going on are still sticking with Forex.

Oh, there are 2 more people sticking with Forex and they are those that have lost lots of money on Forex and they have refused to let go until they get their money back — even without profit.

It's just like a man who has spent a lot on a woman, but she has refused to give him sex.

This young man will never give up and will keep spending until he gets it. One day, it will be dawn on him that the girl is sleeping around with someone bad boys who don't even spend a dime on her or she is about to get married.

He'll feel depressed and probably want to take his life. He invested so much on her (Forex) and that's why he couldn't let go.

The second set of people in Forex are those who have become gurus and have built courses, seminars, etc. where they lure new people in to come invest through them (as the referal).

The rest is the government. The government wants to control everything — they are trying to control Crypto, but don't know where to start, so they get frustrated and start banning things.

Chinese, American, Indian, Nigerian, etc. government are frustrated because Crypto guys are too smart and sophisticated for them.

"If you can't beat then, you join them," is what most foreign government has resorted to. Some countries are now building their own coins, as authorized by their government.

In summary, Crypto is better and it has killed Forex.

you are truly a LEGEND ... form a new religion bro

kenzysmith:
Greetings sir ma, The year 2010 December my friend took me a brothel were I had sex for the ist time in my life when I got home I was in guilt two days later I notice a deep skin the side of my rib I began to feel pain in that region , and fees day later a Doctor said I should take propain drug which made d pain to go. I didn't go to brothel again till 3 months time when d sex image of my ist sex keep on coming through my mind since then I can count d number of women I have slept with all at different brothels I don't like normal girls even though am cute and have females friends never touch any of them till date only brothel women gives me urge, 2016 I notice drastic loss of weight that people started wondering what happening to me, 2017 I went for HIV test before I went there I already concluded in my heart I am positive 100% because of d weight loss I was waiting for d doctor to tell me my next step of action .
when he called me to come and have my result I told him is positive right? what drugs should I take he told me am I OK ? I said yes then he said I should look at mY result behold it came out negative I couldn't believe my eyes I was excited as if I got an visa, I show my family members then my mum ask what my reason for d check up are u having sex? I said no I just want to clarified my self, , but I never still stop my brothel habit even though I want to stop I went for another HIV check up last year but came out negative. I have been praying it been two weeks now since I last gone to brothels another issue on ground is d drastic weight loss I now wear 3 trousers to hide it from people 3 long sleeves and going bald rapidly pls I need your prayers and cancel I deserved all the insults in this world I need help my enemy is dying gradually am the ist son my dad is very wealthy he owns 2 big hotels and fleets of cars but he don't want me to work in any of his hotels I don't drive any of is cars, am currently a sales boy at a boutique in my area. pls pray for me

thank God sey no be cancer or kidney disease u get .... that is ur flesh has gained too much control ... you need to activate ur spirit man. .... have u asked urself this question what's the purpose of ur existence ?

ClixMaster:
Whether he dumps her or not, once the sperm don enter, forget. Not your main babe that you intend marrying shah. What do you think is money ritual sef? You think it is just to enter one corner of your room and your Ghana must go bag will be filled with money? ; D .

The ritual is for good luck and I once tried to do it but I con cut liver when the man say I will carry one pot with charm to my place. Infact, no too much talk (matter long). Yahoo plus na the happening thing now. Just small bomb, and client don remit

mad oi ... so na ritualists we dey envy like this

lucky999:
I'm the type of person that always mind my business in my place, even if my neighbors are quarreling or fighting I won't even come out from my house talk more of separating them, but I'm in a good terms with all my neighbors.
to cut the story short, a new neighbor just packed in new in my compound, this guy doesn't talk to anyone and his door is beside my own door. He has a girlfriend, everytime him and his girlfriend will be disturbing me with noise whenever they are having sex, the girl will be yelling, yes baby! hit me! take away my soul! kill me! I'm all yours!
I have tried to reason this guy, he said okay he have heard, next time they will continue making noise again, I respected myself and mind my business since he doesn't want to do anything about what I told him.
One day this my new neighbor was complaining to everyone how his girlfriend stole his 150k, he said the girl lied to him the place she is living.
One beautiful day I traveled to a place and I caught the girl buying something in a shop, i hide myself, she didn't see me. I went to the store owner and asked about the girl she said she knew her house, I pretend as if nothing was wrong.
now I'm back to my place I'm thinking if I should tell him or mind my business.

oga abeg mind ur business oi ... I don do like you before chop matter wey pass me ... study to be quite and do ur own business ... make ur neighbor carry n cross of fornicating.

Abeg bone m ... I just noticed that trend among young gals that rush into marriage

Bigggloadofcum:
Okay this is my first ever thread on Nairaland.


Many years ago, I and one cutie were madly in love. We were both so innocent and void of understanding. At least about a lot of things.

On one sunny Friday, we met at our usual meeting place. We were kissing passionately when my cutie said I should prove my undying love for her by making full commitment through a blood covenant.

I should swear that not even death would set us apart. I was really in love. Or so I thought, after much persuasion, I obliged and we did it. She's late now but I haven't really been into any serious relationship in a very long time.

So...

Today, I heard a story of a lady who was greatly tormented by the spirit of her husband's ex. The story sent goosebumps down my spine.

The ex in question died in an auto crash. Now, a part of me really wanna believe that tale but another part of me is in so much disbelief.

Is blood oath that powerful? And how potent is the outcome of it, if any or both party go against it.

Has anyone heard or experienced something? I can't imagine that my life is half ruined right now.

be careful of what you believe and pratice ... just continue living ur life virtuously cos the past is past ... don't visit it

sex is not bad ... but premarital sex is sin.

Rozcol:
You are right, most beautiful girls are usually lonely,people assume a lot of things about you from far,some keep a cold face towards you and makes you wonder if you did anything wrong, some just want to show to your face how worthless you are to them and lot more but few are nice you, it's complicated and draining.

like last week I was in uba their customer care precisely to rectify some ish ... there was this very pretty gal that was in charge and was attending to customers so customers wer just relating sternly with her I guess because of the much crowd n covid rules ... so as it got to my turn i complimented everything about her and engaged her in a few verbal intercourse she was so excited and happy that nobody has made her happy/special like this today(while this was going on crowd wer behind me .. we relax like sey na beer palour we dey) ... she took care of the so called bills I was to pay . after that i knew we have wrong perception of pretty gals

Rozcol:
You are right, I'm not good at essay writing but good at sciences but atleast you can comprehend my poor writing lol. Correct me anywhere necessary.Thanks

dear is still better to be wonderfully made than fearfully made ... but I found most times pretty gals are usually lonely ... I guess that's a cross for dem to bear.

pepperdemzombie:
Na because you dey drink this kain water. E no good for mental health!

trashTALK

I b Yoruba guy we bred n grow for east I DETEST Yoruba galz die very black apes with attitude

for the first picture see el rufai dey explain him self .... levels dey oi