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abbatoir:
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I see . Do you gain anything From it please?

Does it worth the great knowledge?

ya I gained a little ... but he was criticising other people's act's eg Jesus and said no one should criticize his own works

u are on a highway to poverty ... pls education should be ur priority for now. do you drink ?

abbatoir:
Has anyone read this book:




The Grail message..

I have read from volume 1-3

nawao ... local man can no longer can

MansoryMX:
When you get married and someone abuses your wife sexually, keep quiet like a fool and don’t teach the person a lesson (it doesn’t necessarily mean confrontation, you have every right to get the person locked up). As for him coming back for me! I did love to see him try! because I will not only turn him back to square one! I will hide even his soul! Everybody get am for body!

No mind all these ball less niggax ... In my uni my guy beat craze comot 3 so called frat men ... Dem rise squad for m ... Oga raise alarm sey Dem wan kidnap m ... Like play like play those boys enter prison. Some people na mad men no just carry frat yarns go dia side .

mad oi naija guys get one kind rep outside oi.... my guy for Caribbean sey na high libido standard naija guys don set for there

[quote author=RealGboy post=100064154]I woke up one morning and I started wondering "what if my life is a movie and some people somewhere are watching?..


What if there is a camera placed in Everywhere I go both bathroom and toilet inclusive ?. What if the people living around me are just actors and actresses playing thier role to make the movie of my life interesting?..

So I decided well if people are watching then I will make my life interesting to watch .

That is why occasionally I dance to no music ,and When I'm in the bathroom I shake my bum bum to the camera of life., hoping that some people somewhere are having a good laugh .

But Sometimes though I wonder if my life's script is tragedy or comedy..
Or maybe horror , Well since the location of the movie is Nigeria and my situation is poor I know it must be horror ,

Then I started seeing situations differently , Sometimes when things are going well ,the people in charge of the movie will introduce bad scenarios and when things are going smoothly they come up with bad situations just to spice the content ..hmmm

I started seeing people differently too, take my girlfriend for instance I know for sure that she is an actress, but chai the babe can act Sha , she came to my house that day and sat down feeling bad .

Now that i know she was acting I smiled and played along "Babe what happened?".. I asked her .
"Nonso I'm breaking up with you I'm tired of your non challant attitude, how can I have a boyfriend that doesn't take care of me ". She replied.

I just smiled ,I looked at the camera and I gave them a wink , normally I will be begging her and she will say No and after she left I will start crying.

I know the people watching are waiting for that scene ,I'm sure they must enjoy me embarrassing myself so much but I decided that Today I will change the movie script

I looked at her face and saw some fake tears , who is this one fooling I just smiled and I told her " Babe if you want to break up then it is fine by me "..

She looked at me surprised and asked what do you mean. I said babe if you wan go just go I really don't care ".. I jumped on my bed and started pressing my phone.

She was shocked and next thing she started begging "Nonso I'm sorry I still love you just that you don't seem to bother about me "..

I smiled , what a good actress , the script has changed and she still played along . Maybe she did not want to lose her role as my girlfriend. I'm sure she must be getting paid wella. ..

We both made love to make up that night and since then my life has changed ,I do not let any movie director direct me .I am always in charge of my Movie and I determine what happens next even though I'm not sure .what might happen next ..


I introduced lots of comedy In my horror movie by always having fun and enjoying life ,dancing to music . And when bad situations come up I just smiled and wink at the camera because I know it is not real.

Funny enough the moment I started having fun in my horror movie instead of crying and thinking as usual ,the script changed from horror to comedy too

So if you're reading this .take charge of your movie..make the best movie ever and remember you are the one to determine what your movie will be about ..my advise make sure it's lots of comedy ....


see wisdom ... I like men with wisdom freestyle about smoking the green and chasing the bag . wisdom is needed twice

na this kind talk dey lead people into sin

wallay77:
Will never get depressed when I have my molly and trams always...Bleep nigeria,Bleep the education system...wicked people everywhere t

where I fit run Molly and how much

you must be an idiot ... how I go read this kind thing after FAMILY Devotion

Real G ... Bleep ups must be treated accordingly

small boys winning grannies award

RisenPhoenix1:
True, but it's also what keeps people away from under the bridge.

What you said is all true I Know more than 4 people that came back from the so called UK and US wat they always tell me is Nigerians won't tell you the truth until you get there ..... Joyous slaves# .
Very little is needed to live good in life . I'm always proud to be a Nigerian. I have a friend work with Chevron USA he still told me he is planning to relocate back.

To marry rich man sef na wahala

From pleasure to HADES ...

These ones dey wear cooperate to advertise shayo.

tommie1:
I have an issue bugging me and I need some serious advise because I have been very indecisive so far.

There is a lady I'm seeing. She came to my place a few weeks ago and we had sex, first with condoms and later without condoms.

However, I gave her some money to get postinor when she left for her place the next morning.

That morning, I asked if she got the drug when she called to say she had arrived home and she said "yes".

I called her again that evening to ask if she had taken it and she said "yes".

A few weeks later, she called to say she is pregnant.

As I later found out, at least according to what she said, she took the drug the next day after arriving at her home and not on that day she told me she took it. She gave some flimsy excuse as to why she did it but it does not matter anymore at this point.

At this moment, we are considering removing the baby.

While I have been very indecisive, she has agreed to go with whatever decision I take and has spoken to a doctor who will do it this Friday.

However, I am unsure as of this moment if I want to go on with this because even though I am done with uni, I do not think I have gotten to that point where I can shoulder more responsibilities.

I am self employed and somewhat financially okay but not in a way that I can take care of three people, particularly a baby. I was okay as of 2019 until COVID came and turned my life upside down last year.

And believe me, I was really glad I was not married as of last year because I went through hell. Serious hell. The lockdown finished me.

I am slowly recovering (very slowly) and still trying to figure my way out through life and rebuilding what I lost but I am afraid that having the burden of a woman and baby at this point may derail me.

And I really do not know who to turn to when I am unable to provide for the both of them.

What do you guys think? Do I go on with this or just let the baby be?

If you have around 700k down let the pikin be oi

[quote author=Rhodaogunpeju post=99484107]I decided to write this because I have come to realize that Love can get boring..
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I remember when I met my husband , he was such a Nice and handsome Man. I mean I already decided if he ask me out I will say yes from the first day I met him but I still made him beg and purse me for a whole year before finally accepting to date him ..

6 months after our relationship we got married. and our marriage was bliss , I married a friend , we have our downs and quarell but we always make up before we sleep because of the fact that we made it compulsory that we must have a family prayer Every night , we usually settle most of our fights during these prayers ..

But sometimes marriages can get boring , you have gisted all the entire gist ,talk about everything talkable till there is actually nothing to talk about,. Then the husband starts drifting away .maybe he's got a new friend or found a new love ...sometime this new love might not be a person ,For instance my husband new love is politics..He's always working and when he's home he is either watching the News on Tv and even when he tries to talk to me he will be like "Baby can you believe what kai muhammad said again"..

And I'm just sitting like who and what is my concern with lai muhammad?... Yet he doesn't see my reaction,he just continues to talk untill we fall asleep.i listen to him because I have to he is my husband.

The love flame was slowly wearing our ,I mean he no longer wants me to wait for him before I eat. .. if I call him to inquire when he is coming back home , he replies with "I don't know but eat o.. don't wait for me "...

How about the sex life ... What use to be mind blowing sex is now just average .just because he's had too much if it ..I could also say the same about me..I mean before seeing my husband in boxers turns me on but now even if he's naked it doesn't seem to move me.

Love is one of the greatest illusion after religion

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Do you know that most healthy people give themselves reasons to worry.... All the abroad is just overhyped even life inclusive is overhyped .... Just do good avoid trouble. Show some love to the needy smoke some green and drink some green bottles. Smile and laugh at yourself cos your existence issa joke . Thank God for this life (hour of Mercy remaining). Wat eva work you are doing now you are working for another person so stop forming busy

chai ... I wan join fecc oi

People wey Never pay rent finish dey yab the building .... Until u buy land u go know how far

Repent righteousness2

Moreofitnow:
Quick info about me

Introvert
Always indoor
Financially Okay but no effect on my social life
Always bored


How I escape loneliness... Tired of being alone and yet don't even know where to go and nobody to associate with.

Guy I was like this before .... Just dress up go out enter one bet9ja shop , if you watch people u go begin laff at men , from there go one beer palour , from there just enter one church to watch miracle tricks and dance and sing .Go home and rest

Olayetan:
Okay, can you now take your miserable life elsewhere

Op that girl get BAD LUCK .... I have experienced this from one of my guy that wat close to me .... I really lost alot .... I had to run from him . I lost 2 phones and money and many others. Pls run from her .
No regret ur action bro

Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..

Guard your heart bro .... for out of it are the issues of life ... once u nak m guilty conscience go dey torment you oi ... cos u go dey see her husband and daughter daily.

Nicenancy:
Have u crushed on q married woman?
How did u handle it?
What happened?

Mtcheeeew plenty times no be fat women ... Na the ones wey dey in nice figure.
I just changed the crushing to be playing with their kids shikina

k... I have seen it.

Send her packing ... No Time for drama ... Thank God sey u Neva marry m

iLegendd:
That's what's up.

The bigger the hater base, the bigger the exposure and the bigger the income.

so to make it in life we need more haters than friends.