Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 8:06am On May 30, 2020 |
Davash222: That grammar too big for me... Abeg, what's consummate Lol  Una don cross the Rubicon kpansh  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 8:02am On May 30, 2020 |
Davash222: Lol.. Chai. See, I'll not have you talk to my darling Millenniumlady that way. Apply caution, Inugo Nnugo sir. But be circumspect in your dealings nwanne. Except there's something you're not telling me  Una don consummate  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 8:00am On May 30, 2020 |
Tallesty1: So nah this matter we go settle this morning? You prefer make evening reach first senior man?? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:56am On May 30, 2020 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:54am On May 30, 2020 |
DanseMacabre: Ah ishi, methinks the lady doth protest too much. What's Jack with all work and no play |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:52am On May 30, 2020*. Modified: 2:07pm On May 30, 2020 |
Ishilove: It seems you have a lot of time on your hands today Ah ishi, methinks the lady doth protest too much. What's Jack with all work and no play  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:50am On May 30, 2020 |
Davash222: I'll advice you hook up with Millenniumlady or Eulalia, they deserve you more. Give love a try, bro. Inukwa  People we're not even sure if they're females to begin with. If milleniumlady is a lady true true sef, herprices too steep like say her diamond-encrusted pvssy is at the peak of Mt. Everest or something. |
Crime › Re: George Floyd Leaves Behind Two Daughters: Meet His Family Members And Fiancee by DanseMacabre(m): 7:45am On May 30, 2020 |
Let the 'nigga' rest abeg. Wetin we wan use him family members do  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:41am On May 30, 2020 |
I'm sorry this would not be a long read. Please pardon grammatical errors. Brief synopsis... I had two crushes when I first got bammed into Nairaland. First ishilove, because I'm unapologetically sapiosexual. Second the eponymous title of this thread [ibkayee] for the same reason. Londoner, programmer, beauty slayer etc. Unfortunately I gave up on ishi because she was already head-over-heels in her love for naptu2. Consequently I transferred the aggression of my love to the Londoner, but to my greatest chagrin she rebuffed all my advances. Why  ? What do I do now  Expatiate. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 9:09pm On May 29, 2020 |
Fokosobo: i do not think you have banged a circumcised woman before. she will just be looking at you like a corpse no matter what you do. Do you think the millions of men complaining that most African women are stiff on bed are lying? Like Maami Igbagbo abi  |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 9:04pm On May 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: This guy you too sabi. Mr Dick Nackson Hahaha even plain Mr. Dickson or Mr. Nackson no do sotey you gats juxtapose the two both of them... |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 6:39pm On May 29, 2020 |
Fokosobo: i do not think you have banged a circumcised woman before. she will just be looking at you like a corpse no matter what you do. Do you think the millions of men complaining that most African women are stiff on bed are lying? But is female mutilation that rampant in Nigeria, save for very few selected tribes? |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 6:37pm On May 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: Don't mind them. They think pleasuring a woman is by shaking waist like hammer and piston. That's why it is very easy to fake it with them  tomorrow you go dey form innocent na... |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 6:34pm On May 29, 2020 |
sexylassie2: When boys think moaning loud,curling of toes, hitting faster is equal to orgasm.
Una be learner, especially those ones in ashawo thread who thinks they can make a street girl cum.
Make una continue to deceive una self
Shout out to women who fake orgasm, it is a survival strategy no woman should ever expose. This is a PhD dissertation on its own.  |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 6:33pm On May 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: What gives you the impression that I am not a novice? Novice to orgasming, or to disvirginty... |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 5:40pm On May 29, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 5:21pm On May 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: Alas, I'm a novice in these matters. I wouldn't know how to fake it even if I tried.  If you leave Ishi now she'll say she's a virgin. Novice ko, scofield ni. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 5:17pm On May 29, 2020 |
lefulefu: when u want to know if a woman is really having an orgasm check her toes .she will streatch her body then give a little shiver then her toes will curl .if she doesnt do these things but keep screaming then known she's just giving u a fake orgasm like all those porn actress  But bros not many people have the willpower to look at a girl's toes in the heat of the moment. Save for 69 maybe. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 5:14pm On May 29, 2020 |
NUJABEZ: I can usually tell. Orgasm is always followed by closed eyes, a look and expression of utter helplessness, creamy discharge and shaking.
Sometime ago I was having at it with this girl when she began faking, I knew I hadn’t done anything so it was very clear to me that she was faking. I increased the tempo and went to town. I gave her all my secret saucy stokes, I kissed her lips, tickled her tips, gyrated my waist, stroked the clit... Boom... uncontrollable moaning and writhing and screaming and she calling on her mother and Jesus for help. Eventually I released her because I did not want her to faint.
From that day, she never tried to fake again. Hmmm oga na master. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 5:12pm On May 29, 2020 |
makydebbie: You kon quote my moniker on top. Must we pay for the sins of the op dear?  No vex o...you're like NL's Ghanaian sex symbol, but looks could be deceptive any way. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 4:05pm On May 29, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 3:59pm On May 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: Hiaaaan! Why are you inviting me to discuss awon olobo ferey?? Well, I just thought you'd be quite knowledgeable for a sexually active female.  |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 11:23am On May 29, 2020 |
Chenko001: Big ups mate, you just analysed this to a nauseating degree. Bros that guy na professor. |
Politics › Re: You Are A Sex Offender And You Ran Away To Canada - Gov Akeredolu’s Wife Slams by DanseMacabre(m): 9:40am On May 29, 2020 |
Asabe4: This!!
It is very pathetic.. Hey this is off topic o...but I'd love to get to know you better off here. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 9:28am On May 29, 2020 |
Akunwafor: It is never the same for women.
Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.
Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice
While
Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.
Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.
in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.
Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.
For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.
So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same. Hmmm. I greet you bros. Be like your degree na in Womanology o!  Incisive input. |
Romance › Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:32am On May 29, 2020 |
Oluromantic: So your talent is how to kpansh women. Nawa o Whatever rocks your boat mate. |
Romance › Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(op): 7:12am On May 29, 2020*. Modified: 9:35am On May 29, 2020 |
Okay this is straightforward. I met a long time admirer for the first time yesterday, and she was so starstruck that we found ourselves kpanshing on the first day. A one-day stand literally. Now, in her bit to fully satisfy me, during the act of copulation she was making a lot of weird sounds to justify her ecstasy. Very weird sounds. A cross between a howling wolf and the wheezes of an asthmatic patient, if you ask me. But I know myself na; no matter your Photoshop sounds, if I don't hear that telltalle sound from your pvssy that sounds like a punctured tyre deflating...It's your grandfather you're wining. But not every man has this talent. So: Men, can you tell if she's faking orgasm  Women, can you successfully fake an orgasm  Discuss. Bia come o... Where's ishilove lefulefu davash22 dominique ibkayee makydebbie lamani22 millenniumlady lalasticlala etc sef  |
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Hmmmmm he's still second to Messi any day any time sha... |
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Nigeria eats yet another of her sons... |
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Shocks Many With Her Beautiful Look After Shaving Off Her Hair by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34am On May 27, 2020 |
Damnnnnn is it that those above me are blind  Nobody is talking about her dickksucking lippppsss. |
Romance › Re: A Sexual Experience That Went Wrong by DanseMacabre(m): 12:20am On May 27, 2020 |
Hmmmmm
I was already beginning to foresee tears at the end, but I'm relieved I was wrong this time.
Unfortunately tho, another pastor's daughter's virginity bites the dust. |