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HealthRe: Empty Isolation Centre In Kano: Man Shares Video, Says Reported 800 Cases A Scam by DanseMacabre(m): 11:56am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

We can only hope that it's not from amongst the missing 800 that they're dispensing continuous almajirai into the south in recent times.

We're just lucky that for inexplicable reasons we seem highly resistant to this malaise, if not we for don dey fall like Melinda Gates prophesied if left solely to the devices of our leaders.
PoliticsRe: 800 COVID-19 Patients In Kano Mysteriously Disappeared, Man Claims (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:52am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

We can only hope that a fair number of this 800 are not amongst those who have been trroping into the east in droves in recent times...
PoliticsRe: Why Money Ritual Is Being Associated With Senator Ifeanyi Ubah by DanseMacabre(m): 10:37am On May 26, 2020
To be honest your write up is so incomprehensible and incoherent that I cannot even tell whether you're supporting or opposing the Ubah fellow.
PoliticsRe: Beautician Distances Self From Death Of Billionaire Politician And Pastor by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


See what wanting to celebrate 50th birthday party in style has caused.
PoliticsRe: Salihu Tanko Yakasai: Kaduna-Kano Rail Will Never Be Completed – Ganduje’s Aide by DanseMacabre(m):
Lmao...


Local man finally disbelieves...

Foreign AffairsRe: Hitler’s Alleged Pet Alligator Dies At 84 by DanseMacabre(m):
Hmmmmm

84 years...the life span of a common alligator has risen to almost double of a Nigerian under Buhari's regime.
PoliticsRe: Dorcas Jolayemi: Police Detained Me Because My Husband Criticised Lai Mohammed by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

Nigeria under the rule of the clueless, incompetent, nepotistic, archaic, totalitarian, vindictive and above all illiterate Buhari is quickly deteriorating into a Gestapo state.
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Obaseki To Meet Buhari Over APC Primary Controversy by DanseMacabre(m): 9:43am On May 26, 2020
DelphiOracle:
normally, the two parties have good intentions for the people. Supporting one over the other may not be good for his kingship especially when the one he ignore wins the election
Well said sir.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump NOT A Christian. Here’re 7 Proofs - By Farooq A. Kperogi, Ph.d. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm
PoliticsRe: . by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03am On May 26, 2020
Lol
PoliticsRe: Premium Times And Her Uncharitable Sallah Gesture To The Military by DanseMacabre(m): 7:47am On May 26, 2020
On this issue Premium Times is wrong. If it was a civilian the army was trying for such utterances it's a different ball game.

The soldier erred according to military code of conduct, and is being tried by the with the stipulated procedure for such infractions.

Any other talk is just much ado about nothing.
PoliticsRe: President Almajiri Vs Haunted Almajiris - Sshara Reporters by DanseMacabre(m): 7:44am On May 26, 2020
Where the articlehuh
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Obaseki To Meet Buhari Over APC Primary Controversy by DanseMacabre(m): 7:42am On May 26, 2020
DelphiOracle:
y are u so interested in the Oba of Benin? I thought the kings where to be neutral in politics.
Hmmmmm so the king shouldn't have a say in determining who takes charge of his peoplehuh
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Covered Her N@ked Body With Only Face Mask, Got People Talking by DanseMacabre(m): 7:40am On May 26, 2020
Where are the 'curves'huh
PoliticsRe: Before You Accuses The Northerners Stole Oil Money See This by DanseMacabre(m): 7:36am On May 26, 2020
Yenefer:
Did u get the message or not.
People suffering from grammar pedantry syndrome or GPS get extremely annoyed by grammatical mistakes and feel the urge to correct each and every one of them. ... In fact, recent studies suggest that this syndrome is a real illness, and possibly even a form of OCD.
I'm saying your bad grammar almost prevented me from reading, but upon persevering I discovered there's sense in what you're saying. Others might not be patient enough...
PoliticsRe: Before You Accuses The Northerners Stole Oil Money See This by DanseMacabre(m):
Lol Yenefer sometimes this your English sef dey tire person.

Plus if you write with paragraphs shey dem go kill you nehuh


That said, is this epistle just to defend quota syastemhuh


*Modified*

Well to be honest what you're saying is the stark truth. The SS indigenes need to wake up and see for themselves that their own brothers are the ones shortchanging them.

Even before democratic dispensation, their chiefs and tribal leaders were in full collusion with the military in the exploitation of their communities.
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Cult Group Kills A Rival Cult Member (Disturbing Video) by DanseMacabre(m):
Lol see as hard man finally take end.


Las las na still juus go bury am oooo


The most ironic thing is that this video would only spur some unfortunate ones into joining in the erroneous belief say the guy MY no tight, or him no get IT, or him no wear him widas etc not knowing say e go end in tears.
CrimeRe: Landlord Shoots Tenant Dead For Refusing To Vacate Apartment (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:00am On May 26, 2020
Wow.

These Ghanaians sef, I don't know which is uglier, their hearts or their faces...


If na non-payment of rent you know how many Nigerian artistes dem for don kpoofhuh
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Fitr: Governor Ganduje Frees 294 Prisoners by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


Hope Boko boys no followhuh
HealthRe: COVID-19: FG Screening 19 Nigerian Firms' Claim On Cure And Treatment by DanseMacabre(m): 6:55am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

Better ooo, let's know our herbalists can invent something more than penis enlargers...
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Issue: “you're Selfish” Paul Okoye Fires Back At Peter Okoye by DanseMacabre(m): 6:43am On May 26, 2020
I never see twins wey no get shame like this for my entire life.

EducationRe: Prof Olanike Adeyemo Wins ‘scientist Of The Year 2020’ Award by DanseMacabre(m): 6:42am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


A real slay queen.
RomanceRe: A Beautiful Virgin Married A Man On Wheelchair In Lekki Lagos. by DanseMacabre(m): 6:16am On May 26, 2020
illicit:
Hmmmm....
Why am I suspecting that guy in green sha.... grin
The guy is suspicious gan brother. He seems privy to some inner secret... grin
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Obaseki To Meet Buhari Over APC Primary Controversy by DanseMacabre(m): 6:08am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


Why is Obaseki running from pillar to posthuh

Like I asked in an earlier thread, why isn't he running to the Oba of Beninhuh


Are we to conclude that the Oba has no relevance in the grand scheme of Edo politicshuh
RomanceRe: She Cheated I Forgave Her Yet She Refuses To Take My Conditions by DanseMacabre(m): 6:07am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

This is becoming information overload.
FamilyRe: Man Gives Wife Upkeep Money In Jail After She Plotted With Boyfriend To Kill Him by DanseMacabre(m): 4:20am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm

"...After the assassin they hired turned out to be the Mahniya Divisional Police Officer..."

Their village people worked overtime on their case.

From the way this story is going e be like the man go still die las las...
CrimeRe: PHOTOS: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 5, Injure 78 And Destroyed 607 House In Kaduna by DanseMacabre(m): 4:10am On May 26, 2020
Hmmmmm


It's like Hell Rufai hasn't paid killer herdsmen their April stipends yet.
CrimeRe: Watch As Clashing Cultists Publicly Execute University Of Ibadan Student In Ikor by DanseMacabre(m):
Just tell me why all those people papa no mastvrbate pour inside gutter or something. Now some other wasted sperrms have to kill the killers to complete the cycle.


Hard man, hard man see as e end like chicken, and his parents might be depending on him to help their existence...

Some animals die useful glorious deaths, at least they serve as food...this one just waste space but on earth and underneath the earth...abeg make them donate him cadaver to Gross Anatomy lab.
RomanceRe: 3 Weeks To Wedding & I'm Confused! Please Advise Me by DanseMacabre(m): 10:19pm On May 25, 2020
I hope she won't find out in the next three weeks that you're a one minute man.


Anyway to be honest with you the way things are going there is every likelihood of it ending in tears.
PoliticsRe: N-power Beneficiaries Dispute Minister’s Claim Of April Payment by DanseMacabre(m): 10:00pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm


Sad Sadiya Farouk, Minister of Disaster.
CrimeRe: Help Needed Over Oral Death Threat by DanseMacabre(m): 9:58pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm


Izzit by force to go to his househuh

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