Crime › Re: Weapons Recovered From Alfred Robinson, An Armed Robber In Asaba (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On Aug 10, 2020 |
Nigeria is literally sitting on a keg of gunpowder. |
Education › Re: Some Weird Facts You Probably Don't Know 2 (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:54pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
It is literally impossible for a camel to pass through a needle's eye. Yet it is harder for a rich man to enter heaven. I can assure you, it is even more herculean for an educative thread to hit FP than a rich man entering heaven.
I hope I'm wrong. |
Politics › Re: Councillor, Thugs Beat Blessing Egbara, Commissioner In Cross River by DanseMacabre(m): 3:01pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
Only in Nigeria. |
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Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Yusha’u Dissi, Kill 18 Persons In Katsina State by DanseMacabre(m): 11:40am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Lol.
The chickens vultures are coming to roost. |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 10:15am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Officialgarri: Of course you think everyone here sits in a joint to gist. Never mind, our conversation is over It never began bro. |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 9:40am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Officialgarri: As Ganduje may be corrupt of stashing cash in his regalia, so have I had first hand /direct information of some other governors who have their own deposited in secret accounts, relatives and company accounts
Note that I'm not in anyway exonerating Ganduje of his deeds, I'm only asking for his attackers to come forth with clean hands. If they have no clean hands, which is likely the case, then they should tackle him with projects like he has done. Lol. First-hand information from shayi joint or local agbo seller I guess. |
Crime › Re: I Was Paid N5,000 To Murder Medical Doctor In Zamfara – Suspect by DanseMacabre(m): 9:34am On Jul 07, 2020 |
N5k.
That is the cost of a Nigerian citizen under the regime of the incompetent inept clueless lifeless kunu-sipping teeth-picking gworo-chewing despot called Buhari alias Sinzu Money aka Hushpapa. |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Simplyleo: [s][/s] Well, you can scream dollar babanriga till the end of time.
But the fact remains he has performed 100s of miles ahead of the thieves accusing him.
Can they juxtapose their achievements vis-a-vis that of Ganduje in comparison to the funds available to either of them?
This is something they will never discuss. So what did they do with their own fund? Of course stolen. You are an irredeemable _____ my man. Fill in the blank. |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 9:24am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Officialgarri: Yet he has done more projects than all the PDP Governors combined except Dave Umahi Okay so the 'projects' he has done automatically exonerate him from the acts of gross crass corruption exhibited in those videos we saw  Bia, are you a Yoruba Muslim  |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 9:16am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Simplyleo: They shouldn't just choke him on his dollars.
They should as well choke him with the projects they have embarked on with their huge resources and put Ganduje to shame.
Bunch of rogues and tax collecting bastards.
I'm pretty sure Ganduje will submerge them in governmental projects even with meagre resources. Thieves searching for states to loot. Lol is all this your long talk aimed at obfuscating the crystal clear fact that Ganduje's babanriga swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars  |
Politics › Re: We Will Choke You On Your Dollars - Rivers State PDP Replies Ganduje by DanseMacabre(m): 9:12am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Lmao...see as they stylishly brought 'innocent' Hushpuppi into the conversation. Meanwhile, is it true that Hushpuppi has now become the SI unit for corruption  |
Education › Re: Disinfection Of Schools Begins On July 7 - Muhammad Mahmood, Minister by DanseMacabre(m): 8:48am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Lol. This is why Nigerians believe this is a scamdemic.
When cases never even reach 100 a day una rush shut down everywhere. Now wey we dey grt 500-700 as daily scores una come dey open everywhere like ashewo leg.
Hushgovernment. |
Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Boyfriend Who Earns N400k Monthly To Marry A Man That Washes Plate Ab by DanseMacabre(m): 8:47am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Twitter tales by moonlight... |
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Magu, Detained By Police In Abuja As Investigation Continues by DanseMacabre(m): 7:08am On Jul 07, 2020 |
The plot thickens...
Wonder why Magu always appears to be sneering in his pics tho...
But he should rest easy and enjoy his amassed largesse. The powers that be only want a more pliable person in that position.
Nigeria is imploding. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Armed Black Men Dare KKK To Come Out For a Confrontation After Kkk's Threat by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
America is imploding.
Sic Semper Imperatrix. |
Politics › Re: How Buhari Destroyed Nigeria’s Diplomatic Service- SAHARA REPORTERS by DanseMacabre(m): 1:13pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
The inept incompetent gworo-chewing kunu-guzzling ex-dictator is an omnipotent failure.
Destroyed the country, his marriage, in fact anything still unscathed after The Clueless One has finished should be considered miraculous. |
Crime › Re: Troops Kill 75 Boko Haram Terrorists, Recover Weapons by DanseMacabre(m): 1:05pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol. Toothless bulldogs. All bark and no bite. Even the bark sef na audio. |
Family › Re: Why Do Women Keep Staying With Cheating Husbands? (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:39am On Jul 05, 2020 |
So what do the pics have to do with the story  |
Celebrities › Re: Skiibii Celebrates Birthday With A Classic Building, Mansion by DanseMacabre(m): 11:35am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol na with music money e take build this one  |
Business › Re: Paul Chidi (Micheal Ikechukwu) Another Hushpuppi In The Ecommerce Space by DanseMacabre(m): 11:30am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol. No go spend more than the $200 track am oooo...penny wise, pound foolish. |
Crime › Re: Vigilante Group Caught Gunmen In Ubakala Umuahia, Pistol Recovered (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Simplyleo: I salute the vigilante youth for a job well done.
Obviously, these are the fulani herdsmen that have been terrorising the community.
Their hairy chests, shape of their heads easily gave them out.
I know Buhari will soon call buratai to attack the vigilante youth for arresting his fulani brothers.  Just reason this thing wey you write now tell me whether you get sense so... |
Crime › Re: Vigilante Group Caught Gunmen In Ubakala Umuahia, Pistol Recovered (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:10am On Jul 05, 2020 |
E no dey hard Nigerians to nakked person. |
Music/Radio › Re: Help!!! How Do I Transfer From My Uncle Account To Mine Without His Notice? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:48am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Who be this man sef, you no wait make church close before you come dey ask us criminal matters...  |
Nairaland General › Re: This Woman Called Aisha Yesufu - What Exactly Does She Really Represent? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:41am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Mtchew. I don't know who's more irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, Aisha or Osinbade. If she's Fulani she might stand a better chance though. |
Celebrities › Re: Angry Nigerians Insist Davido Should Be Arrested Alongside Hushpuppi by DanseMacabre(m): 10:07am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol lazy youths. |
Politics › Re: FG Moves To End DSTV's Monopoly, Says Multichoice Is Cheating Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 10:06am On Jul 05, 2020 |
austinauto: NTA has 30% share, while the Chinese has 70% share and run by the chinese. To be honest apart from premier League is DSTV better than StarTimes? Are you being serious right now bro  |
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02am On Jul 05, 2020 |
EmekaBlue:
where he dey hide d money...abi na swiss bank wey dey help dodge fraud
una dey laff hushpuppi...watchout after serving few years. America will convert him to it's citizen and help work at d interpol
From ikorodu to riches to prison then to an american working class citizen Relax brossss. No be cinema we dey.  |
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by DanseMacabre(m): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol. I dunno, if I say that Hushpuppi should have cleaned up a long time ago, does it mean I'm supporting him, or just showing empathy  Irrespective of that though, Hushekuke is a crook that should be condemned in the roundest terms possible. Dude has succeeded in only cementing the suspicion and disdain with which Nigerians are beginning to be viewed with the world over, again irrespective of the fact that for every Hushbingo, there's a hundred honest Nigerians outchea. |