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Romance › Re: Whiteknighting: SIMPS Putting Women On A Pedestal. Meme Thread (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:31pm On May 26, 2020*

Now I'm regretting buying this plot of land...

Are some men really this pathetic huh

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Politics › Re: You Are A Sex Offender And You Ran Away To Canada - Gov Akeredolu’s Wife Slams by DanseMacabre(m): 6:25pm On May 26, 2020

We're being governed by irascible, uncouth and undiplomatic people in this country. People who have no business being in charge of a Whatsapp group as admin, let alone leading millions of people.

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Romance › Re: Should I Just Tell Him To Move On? Pls Advice by DanseMacabre(m): 6:00pm On May 26, 2020

Ishilove:
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You're far too kind... grin

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Just Returned My Ring After Six Years Of Engagement - Heartbroken Man by DanseMacabre(m): 5:05pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

Foreign Affairs › Re: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:04pm On May 26, 2020

canDy4eva:
Why not submit to his will and way!

Now is the appointed time.

Hmmmmm second time you're quoting me...care to get to know me better huh

Politics › Re: FG Palliatives In Kano Rotting Under Rain, Sun (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:59pm On May 26, 2020

For this same Kano wey me dey huh

Wey me never even see one ~~cube of maggi~~ cup of garri as government palliative huh

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Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Lied Against Her Record Label? (Contract) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:55pm On May 26, 2020

Sanchez01:
She lived recklessly, became arrogant and rude to fellow musicians and when the windows of fame closed in on her, she appealed to the emotions of her fans and Nigerians, lied against her own label and seized advantage of the pity party to have a Gofundme raised on her behalf to have her career restarted.

Na mumu go die put.

Gofundme link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/bringbackcynthiamorgan

Wait o, izzit amidst this pandemic that my fellow Nigerians are aiming to raise $150, 000 for Cynthia Morgan to restart her career huh

No wonder FG refused giving us palliatives...

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Celebrities › Re: Evangelist Calls Out Pastor Adeboye’s Son, Leke For Dressing Like A Gangster by DanseMacabre(m): 4:37pm On May 26, 2020

Where the picture huh

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Crime › Re: Navy Hands Over 42 Suspected Cultists To Cross River Govt by DanseMacabre(m): 4:29pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

Nigeria sef the more you look the less you see. The same government they're handing them over to is still full of cultists.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:26pm On May 26, 2020

Millennialaku:

NAIRALAND MODERATORS PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY

he is a serious pest, same with YORUBAKINGING
#SPITS

Actually this is an appropriate thread for his rantings.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:21pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

150 million per square kilometre huh

Damn scary.

Na this insect god go use punish us after rapture ooooo

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Crime › Re: Ikorodu Cult Group Kills A Rival Cult Member (Disturbing Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:28pm On May 26, 2020

bellosulaiman:
You are also a member . You live by the sword, you die by the sword !

How did you arrive at such a conclusion, if I may ask huh

Crime › Re: Ikorodu Cult Group Kills A Rival Cult Member (Disturbing Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:56pm On May 26, 2020

Jimmyld231:
he go end in tears for your papa

Hmmmmm...e never too late ooo. Denounce oo cos na laugh ko kill me when I see your mutilated body for front page.

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Politics › Re: Rivers Hotel Demolition: Ogoni Women Protest Topless Over Manager's Detention by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On May 26, 2020

Nawa ooooo

Must women use any excuse to display their nakkedness huh

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Romance › Re: Should I Just Tell Him To Move On? Pls Advice by DanseMacabre(m): 1:47pm On May 26, 2020

Ofemmanu1:
Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.
Any fool can make a a sentence and any fool will mind it.

Tell me something: are you by any means a Yoruba Moslem huh

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Romance › Re: I Finally Quit That Relationship With Irresponsible Girl by DanseMacabre(m): 1:25pm On May 26, 2020

emmy2fyn:
u a coward who cannot any reasonable contribution to life

is this meant to be 'fill in the blanks' huh

Cos this comment is incoherent otherwise.

Romance › Re: I Finally Quit That Relationship With Irresponsible Girl by DanseMacabre(m): 1:13pm On May 26, 2020

emmy2fyn:
thanks u may not see anything in it but it pass some messages to those that need them

emmy2fyn:
thanks I thought I was the only one who doesn't know what ethicalyright is saying but I just discover he need to learn how to make a reasonable comment

Hmmmmm I hope you're not suffering multiple personality disorder or something huh

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Politics › Re: Who Is Afraid Of Toni Kan? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:05pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

Toni Kan and Helon Habila made Hints magazine that year. Writer par excellence. This appointment from Sad Saiya proves that she is technically 'competent'.

Well as much as I'm a fan, I have to turn my back because I can't stand to see one of my favourite Nigerian writers turn into a hallelujah boy whose raison d'etre is to garnish whatever filth comes from yet another underperformer in the Buhari regime.

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Romance › Re: 3 Weeks To Wedding & I'm Confused! Please Advise Me by DanseMacabre(m): 1:02pm On May 26, 2020

GamalNasser:
Trust me he is a one minute man

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Romance › Re: Should I Just Tell Him To Move On? Pls Advice by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

OP from the way you're describing this guy there's every probability of him being a masochist.

I won't say more than that.

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Romance › Re: Should I Just Tell Him To Move On? Pls Advice by DanseMacabre(m): 1:00pm On May 26, 2020

Ofemmanu1:
Are you Igbo?

Just read this your response again and tell me why you should be regarded as a fully-functional human being capable of independent and coherent thoughts and judgment.

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Romance › Re: I Finally Quit That Relationship With Irresponsible Girl by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On May 26, 2020

ethicallyright:
It is politically correct to be a simp. It is politically corrected too spent your savings worshipping wee-men. It is politically wrong to dump wee-men when their birthday party is near to avoid cost.

It is still ethically wrong to bring such issues to disturb our peace.

I pity you , you're politically and ethically wrong at all instances. No hope in site for you op.
Go and hug transformer .

Do you know you've succeeded in saying virtually nothing huh

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Politics › Re: Is This D Meaning Of All Animals Are Equal Bt Some Are More Equal Then Others? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:49pm On May 26, 2020

What this means is that there is no likelihood of Aisha ever collecting better gbola in za oza room henceforth.

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Politics › Re: Chinese Health Officials: How The Nigerian Government Fooled Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 12:39pm On May 26, 2020

malcom1X:
Hahahahaha but the FG hasn't given their explanations yet, you need to wait for the FG's explanation....

Which other explanation again bro huh

Lai Mohammed, Minister of Information and member of the COVID 19 Presidential Task Force said barely three weeks ago that the doctors had successfully completed their quarantine period and had already begun working in isolation centres.
Barely a week after that, Ehanire, Minister of Health and probably the most crucial member of that same COVID PTF came out to deny awareness of the Chinese' whereabouts, even going further to demand that Nigerians stop asking him for such information.

Which other government we wan make dem talk huh

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Politics › Re: Anambra And Delta Reach Agreement On Onitsha Bridgehead Barricade (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:29pm On May 26, 2020

Lol.

This is what a wise middle-aged Balinese paediatrician friend of mine would describe as making a mountain out of a molehill.

All at the expense of clueless taxpayers.

In fact Obiano, Okowa, the people who constructed the bridge, those who erected the barricades, and those snapping photographs, all of them are mad.

Take it or leave it.

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Travel › Re: Russian Military Helicopter Crashes In A Fireball (Pix) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:28pm On May 26, 2020

Righteousness89:
Strange Events Everywhere!

Let's keep our Eyes up!

Our FATHER, who art in Heaven is Coming for us soon !

#We Fly soon

I respect your beliefs but to be quite candid there is nothing strange about a helicopter crash. It is one of two things: a deliberate sabotage or a technical malfunction.

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Travel › Re: Russian Military Helicopter Crashes In A Fireball (Pix) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:26pm On May 26, 2020*

Nawa ooooo, hope nobody sabotaged the brake pedal huh

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Politics › Re: Chinese Health Officials: How The Nigerian Government Fooled Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 12:24pm On May 26, 2020

If even the government that invited and welcomed them now feigns ignorance as to their whereabouts, the actual reason for their coming, and their current activities in the country, why won't I choose to believe Nnamdi Kanu when he says that they were invited to break down doors giving access to certain rooms in the presidential villa which only Abba Kyari's biometrics could access huh

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me An STD, Now He Is Proposing To Marry Me by DanseMacabre(m): 12:18pm On May 26, 2020

Ralphjoe:
Bro these are the reality of alots Nigerians, so it's only proper that it will be what is normally posted here, besides love and the desire to get married can make people to make some irrational decisions they may likely regret later in life.

Nawa o, then it seems a lot of Nigerians have trauma and sadness as their default setting.

Well true true sha, as a wise young Bahamian lawyer once confided in me, the truth is stranger than fiction.

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me An STD, Now He Is Proposing To Marry Me by DanseMacabre(m): 12:10pm On May 26, 2020

Hmmmmm

It puzzles me to no end as to why most recent threads in romanceland are those that will definitely end in tears.

Well, I guess they're called sob stories for a reason...

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