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CelebritiesRe: ‘I Will Leave Nigeria If DJ Cuppy Does Not Marry Me’ – Nollywood Actor by DanseMacabre(m): 9:49pm On May 25, 2020
FirstRepublic:
Pele, shebi thats how you want your life to turn out at some point?? Guy doesn’t even know if you have breathe.. wishing people bad you’re mediocre!!
Okay.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Igbos To Pay For It Through Toll Gate On The Bridge. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:30pm On May 25, 2020
temptnow:
So the Bridge is no longer for Igbos, it's now for Osun and Jigawa people any?
Why don't you use the time spent on being a third-rate Nairaland e-tribalist in instead seeking for gainful employment?
RomanceRe: What Nigerian Girls Want That Guys Cannot Give by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23pm On May 25, 2020
Lol this one just dey name all the styles wey be him niches for xvideos and pornhub.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Igbos To Pay For It Through Toll Gate On The Bridge. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:21pm On May 25, 2020
temptnow:
That there won't be Toll gate as Julius Berger stated on their website?

Or it's not a PPP project?
Your headline explicitly states that 'Igbos' will pay for the bridge via toll gates. Please enlighten me as to how this will be achieved. Maybe those collecting toll fees will ask for I.D before collecting.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Igbos To Pay For It Through Toll Gate On The Bridge. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18pm On May 25, 2020
OreMI22:
Nigerians will still be forced to pay for the bridge after using Abacha's loot to build it.

It tells you how unforgiving the FG is on the people around the place where the bridge is sited.

They must not have anything free from the FG as other Nigerians normally would.
Read this comment of yours again and tell me if it is sensible.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Igbos To Pay For It Through Toll Gate On The Bridge. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:15pm On May 25, 2020
Lol this post should be consigned to the refuse bin.


Nothing in your prevaricating post remotely corroborates your sensational headline.
RomanceRe: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:52pm On May 25, 2020
Daaaamn.

This one don self-service him destiny troway.


Your egungun na Dangote trailer don nack am so ooooo
HealthRe: COVID-19: CBN Approves N10bn For Healthcare Loans by DanseMacabre(m): 8:50pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm.

Last last it will be a miracle if #1 billion trickles its way down to them.
CelebritiesRe: Sterling Bank To Work With Cynthia Morgan by DanseMacabre(m):
Wow.


As a wise old Mexican pharmacist once opined, "behind every dark cloud is a silver lining."

Cynthia should grasp all offered 'straws' with the desperation of a drowning person.


Make I dey observe Sterling Bank tho...I hope this is not audio offer.

CrimeRe: Confraternities In Nigeria by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm.

OP you claimed to be a Norseman, but your use of the adjective 'lovely' to describe Egede attributes seems to belie that fact.

TheSourcerer:
The AxeMen .
Lovely sets of people with supposedly 'strict rules' amongst themselves , lovley [sic] inconspicuous handshake sign too tongue
You also claim that the Axxemen enjoy a closer camaraderie with Aros than with any other frat, whereas in my own experience these two frats share what is possibly the fiercest rivalry between Nigerian frats, save for maybe that of Tingos and Aiyyes, but maybe we stay in different necks of the woods, so maybe you could enlighten me.

Following tho...
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Bola Tinubu Adoring Aisha Buhari by DanseMacabre(m): 7:32pm On May 25, 2020
yyba:
online IPOB miscreants will soon invade this thread with hate.
Even if it's pope, as long as Buhari is in that picture I will hate it.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Bola Tinubu Adoring Aisha Buhari by DanseMacabre(m): 7:30pm On May 25, 2020
Lol.

From the picture it seems Aisha wants no part of his legendary halitosis. grin
CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Former Manager, Toni Payne Revealed How AY Rejected The Singer by DanseMacabre(m): 7:26pm On May 25, 2020
Wow.
Foreign AffairsRe: Marie Cau Appointed As First France Transgender Mayor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:45pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm.

This is libertarianism being taken too far. We're still at the very least decades away from this in Nigeria.


But if it can perform, who cares about gender designationhuh
PoliticsRe: El-Zakzaky Donates Food Items To Journalists In Kaduna by DanseMacabre(m): 5:42pm On May 25, 2020
Reinaldo:
You're truly the DenseMacabre
Lol. Nice pun.
CrimeRe: Bankers In The House, I Need Your Help. My Sister Made A Transaction Error. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:35pm On May 25, 2020
I no know why such mistake no dey happen with my account number.
IslamRe: Muslims In Kano, Katsina And Borno Shun Sultan’s Orders, Pray At Mosques by DanseMacabre(m): 5:32pm On May 25, 2020
Religion is the opium of the masses.
CrimeRe: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by DanseMacabre(m): 5:29pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm.


Hope her rapist isn't a Krested pastor as wellhuh


Kudos to her for being pro-life.
PoliticsRe: 150 Unapproved Memos: Panic As Buhari Probes Abba Kyari’s Office, Others by DanseMacabre(m): 5:15pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm

Who else thinks Aisha Buhari is fighting backhuh



By the way the MTN official who lost her job is Amina Oyagbola. For such a high-profile executive to lose her job over that scandal is what made me believe Abba Kyari's complicity.
PoliticsRe: El-Zakzaky Donates Food Items To Journalists In Kaduna by DanseMacabre(m): 5:04pm On May 25, 2020
ENGINEERG:
I wonder why most shia Muslim hate this man even more than they hate Christian..And shia are most populous Muslim
I'm afraid you got it muddled up bro. He's Shia, it's the Sunnis who hate him.
Science/TechnologyRe: Four Female Insects That Kill Their Mate After Intercourse by DanseMacabre(m): 5:01pm On May 25, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I'm not depraved like men who would not hesitate to mate with a non living thing
Wow. So going by your theory, by the time the men go extinct, who will be left for you to have sex withhuh
CrimeRe: Confraternities In Nigeria by DanseMacabre(m): 4:57pm On May 25, 2020
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PoliticsRe: El-Zakzaky Donates Food Items To Journalists In Kaduna by DanseMacabre(m): 4:46pm On May 25, 2020
Can you beat that...


Zakzaky for President 2023!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Four Female Insects That Kill Their Mate After Intercourse by DanseMacabre(m): 4:42pm On May 25, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
wish I did though
men are only god for sex and once you get that, finish him
Hmmmmm. Why don't you mate with a diildo/vibrator instead and save yourself the stresshuh
CrimeRe: How Do I Report My Neighbors by DanseMacabre(m): 4:37pm On May 25, 2020
Hmmmmm.


Snitches get stitches.


Be careful na express you dey go...
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Will Leave Nigeria If DJ Cuppy Does Not Marry Me’ – Nollywood Actor by DanseMacabre(m): 4:30pm On May 25, 2020
Lol.

Give this one at most a decade e go start to beg Nigerians for money to treat one recurring ailment or the other.
RomanceRe: Here's My Plight. Thinking Of Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 4:24pm On May 25, 2020
KingSatan:
A right thinking individual who is not lost to religious bigotry and truly educated would take me serious.

Everybody doest have to be a CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, HINDU, BUDDHIST, SHINTO etc.

If you are truthful to yourself, you will realise that those who practice your chosen religion have done you more harm in life than others who don't practice that religion.

Stop being stupid on the internet my son. Open your mind to new knowledge. Ask questions if you are confused and make your choice based on conviction.

Have you seen me attack any Christian or Muslim before?

There is no need for that.

I read the Bible, Quran, Hadith etc
Lol I don't know what you wrote up there. I'm just saying that it will be difficult for an average Nigerian to trust to meet with you or someone from you, just as you asked the OP.

I don't have any problem with your posts, in fact they even 'contradict' your moniker.

Good day.
RomanceRe: Never Sacrifice For A Woman by DanseMacabre(m): 4:15pm On May 25, 2020
Lol y'all will get involved with one dirty cheating local Nigerian low-class olosho and think that your experiences are universal.


Oga speak for yourself alone.
CrimeRe: Two Chinese Who ‘offered N100m Bribe To EFCC’ Granted N10m Bail. PHOTOS by DanseMacabre(m): 4:12pm On May 25, 2020
E sure me die say by now that official go don dey regret heavily.
RomanceRe: Here's My Plight. Thinking Of Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2020
KingSatan:
My boy, your current predicament gives credence to this statement, "When the marriage fails, the children suffers".

I am so sorry you are going through all these. You have lost your self esteem due to the situation surrounding your birth and your father's attitudinal changes.

I believe he floggeg and scolded you into introversion. He totally destroyed your self esteem.

If you were in Abuja, I would have refered you to my NGO. We help depressed people and others with mental challenges free of charge.

But I want to tell you something son, you are close to healing.

I have seen your case over a million times but for you to SPEAK UP, then you are close to healing. You only need follow up.

One thing that happens is that you cannot talk to anyone about your problems because those close to you are the major reason why you developed that problem.

Now that you have spoken up, i wish someone here could take it up as a responsibility to call you, while another visits you and rebuild that self confidence.

Don't give up son. You are close to winning the fight.

I love you.


"Addendum"

I challenge some people here to call this young man and encourage him just for humanity sake.

To you my son, if you don't mind, please drop your phone number (Temporary) and geographical location.

Someone close might visit you (Must be a public place for a start) and build a relationship with you.

You need all the help and support available now.
How you expect to be taken serious by right-thinking individuals with your moniker is mindboggling.
RomanceRe: Here's My Plight. Thinking Of Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 4:08pm On May 25, 2020
Try and seek professional help from a psychologist.


Otherwise it might end in tears.

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