₦airaland Forum

It shall never augur well with the retired senile major general in asshole Rock.

Gandollar dey play fiddle while Kano dey burn...

Audio 50,000,000...

'Repatriate' Lemme check my dictionary again...

Someone with pussy and boobs.

Kylekent59:
See what you wrote up there. This is the reason why Nigeria is where it is today. Just because he gave a point which many people had said before, you now compare him with the president.

Asides this, what else can he put on the table, like his own fresh idea that has not been spoken or revealed before.

We really need to wake up if at all we want this nation to progress.

MC OLUOMO FOR PRESIDENT 2023!

As her face ugly so, na so her heart go dey, if not uglier.

Lol the repeated use of 'pastor' makes it seem like Christianity is the only religion there is.

Maybe your title should read, "What the Lockdown Taught Us About Christianity."

Too lengthy for something so cliche. I can't read this to save my life.

helinues:
Original fake letter.

Of what benefits is this nonsense now?

Wow. Surprised...

Danniedpastor:
Zulezu no better pass them at all.
They only became famous because of the vulgar languages they use in their songs and crazy dances.

I don't even know that Mamuzee now sing gospel songs. I used to be fan. Cute twins that also married a set of twins.

I meant Zulezoo sabi dance pass them bro.

bochy8:
please drink milk with one full tablespoon of grinded cloves

Ground.

HarunaWest:
Change your soup and cream. Try and get a new bed sheet as well. Suspend tight wears for now especially pants and bra.. Then observe for a few days if there is any difference

Soup or soap bro

J111333:
Here we go again.
She has been there for just about a year meaning she only travelled recently.

So with all the news about this kind of madness, this lady still embarked on the of journey. She is here blaming everything on an agent when she knew exactly what she was doing.

I'm tired of hearing this nonsense.

Bro most of these girls are deceived simple. To think that their fellow Nigerians are selling them out makes it more disheartening. But it ain't nothing new, it's been occurring since the Slave Trade.

Lol. Nice one. Remember to wall off the hundreds of alternative bush paths to ensure strict compliance too.

Where is Kano


Oho down down down. Two cases? Toh, Alhamdullilah. I hope Ganduje didn't orchestrate this because he wants to relax lockdown sha...

Where is Kano

Oh they're in relegation zone todayHad gotten used to seeing them on the Champions League spot.

Just hope Gandollar didn't tweak this just to have a justification for relaxing the lockdown.

Wow

Lol. Sadiya and this her knack for circumlocution sef...

Isn't it still the same poorest of the poor they're giving the palliatives to

The ones that don't have access to phones and social media, even newspapers

How will they know their names were published

So exactly what and which and whose dignity are we talking about here

This is what Buhari should be begging for, instead of begging Elon Musk for ventilators.

Black man get serious problem.


All the fools quoting me, read my lips,


"Black man get serious problem."


Fvcking hypocrites.

eyinjuege:
Is the ncdc functioning now in Kano?
Did you hear that everyone in their testing facility was positive for the corona virus? I've never heard of that in my whole life.
How did that happen? They're supposed to have all the possible PPE gear.
Anyway, their response from the Kano office hasn't been so reliable in this pandemic so far (at least from people's testimonies)
Perhaps they have sorted out the whole mess and they have new trained staff now

I heard that, but I assumed they'd have reopened, since they've resumed testing in Kano. And no, not ALL the staff were infected.

The plot thickens...

Sarrki who you want make im read all those branches

Calm down bro. This is just May na...Your newborn baby is on the way.

Mad. Egusi Ikpeazu, can you see your mate

Wow. Epic. The name would have even suited him in real life.

See as him dwarf Cersei (Lena Headey) and the other producer chap

Beetobee:
Orthopedic hospitals have doctors in various fields because a patient may have other non orthopedic problems.

Okay, thanks for the enlightenment. My consternation stems from the fact that it would have been smarter, especially considering the current situation, to either consult the NCDC, or go to a more generally-inclined hospital.