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Biafra.

JBoss25:
read it again nigga

Haba bro. I thought the sarcasm was apparent.

I was wondering where this sudden surge of empathy from a normally apathetic government came from.

Then I remembered that today is Workers' Day.

Na when we small we do all those mummy and daddy play o.

Wallahi I no sure say my preeck fit stand for my cousin nudity sef. Blood is thicker than water.

iLegendd:
Even if you're not participating, don't miss the knowledge. The forever benefit outweighs the 20 minutes you'll spend reading that short book.

Also, remember, oyibo people are paying to read this book, but here, I am giving it out for free on a forum I get abused as if I'm a murderer just for having fun — while oyibo people are praising me day and night even though they paid for it/them.

So, make hay while the sun shines.

The bolded got me in stitches bro... too many killjoys outchea.

Lol.

I wish him speedy recovery.

Hmmm.

Sometimes silence is golden.

Mandeyy:
That one na oil sector make am rich and you that government must be involved.

Of course bro. I was just making a point, albeit sarcastically.

In most other cultures, maybe, but in Igbo land the hustle for male offspring is real.

No be so my uncle nack him wife belle nine times say dem dey find boy

Lol.

Buhari is a nepotistic bloodthirsty unrepentant befuddled overwhelmingly corrupt insentient ethnic jingoist.

Lol.

That's none of my business. My business is, why Sanusi and him first cousin the incumbent Emir come dey fly yellow turban

Shey na bucket men dem be ni

Nnamdi Kanu wey go don dey warm up for Abia 2023

Fresia01:
Just trying to correct a wack notion.. nothing serious.

And what notion is that

Hmm

ScotMisile:
Tonto Dike's give away is far bigger than this?

Did I in any way imply that Tonto Decay didn't 'giveaway'

Fresia01:
I'm not her super fan but I think you should try to follow up on what people are doing so you don't look foolish when you comment about certain issues. Since this lockdown, Tonto Dikeh hasn't rested, she has been sharing foods and other things to Abj residents through her foundation. That it's not posted on Nairaland doesn't mean it is not happening!

Lol. Why so serious

kelvinrhs:
You don't mean it

I'm serious.

But come o, why this man go think say I no mean wetin I talk

Since na PH you dey, I go just advise you to look around your neighbourhood or anywhere really, for a group of gangsters sympathetic to your plight. [E no suppose hard to find baggers because na Alpna Marine be that].

You no go spend pass 5k bad as e bad, ontop shack and weed for them. Dem go rise go that way obtain your money for you.

Because I no even think say court dey in session ooo

Even if dem dey sit, that bastard go just use adjournment finish small money wey you get for hand.

P.S I'm saying this with every ounce of sincerity because your situation is rather desperate, and desperate times call for desperate measures, as the saying goes.

wifeesnatcher:
how does this change the fact that Wh0re gave birth to you?


because here is a faceless forum doesn't give you the privilege to decorate your own foolishness and stupidity


someone that didn't offend you have to be qualify with that your derogatory words and you don't see it like you're mentally disorder

Another one...whoo...hold it...hold...you're doing great..saaaaaaaah.

wifeesnatcher:
your mom gave birth to imbeciles. if your mother hustle in her lifetime by doing things that will make her stay away from your papa that impoverished her with abject poverty, you will never have had this mentality


so because your mother used her vagina to feed your entire household means all woman share in that ideology?


it's obvious this nuisance was born in the market

Lol take a deep breath bro. Let it out...don't let the anger clog your veins and arteries...here we go...whoosaaaaaahhhhh

Blyzz:
I just learnt abt her now via Google. I never knew her

Bros you sure say you be Nigerian

Lol.

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very expensive error.

Intern ko lantern ni.

Shey editor no dey again

TriCee:
Oh, they were attempting a skyscraper, with substandard materials??

I laugh in swahili. Someone's years of sweat, wasted!!!

Only in Nigeria. We're unique.

TheFacelessMan:
Any evidence of Federal interference in dealing with the 2 gentlemen that isn't anecdotal? In fact, the only evidence available shows FG tried to resolve their issues. Correct me if wrong.

"You guys" implies a common perception that I don't believe is right. It isn't specific.

Of course you and I know life isn't starkly black and white. So in essence, if you're asking me to provide concrete evidence, I'm afraid we'll have to settle for 'anecdotal'.

As for the bolded, the phrase contains the second-person pronoun 'you', used to refer directly to someone you're speaking to. It can't get more specific than that. Let's not argue semantics though.

Lol this kind person suppose mark him female children make e no go fvvcck them by mistake oooo

Nawa ooo.

Millenniumlady:
If you did pay my bride price I'm not having sex with you.

Really So who will you have sex with The one that didn't pay