Romance › Re: Is Sex A Most Or Necessity In Relationships? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:52pm On May 01, 2020 |
Davash222: Why would she refuse to surrender the smelly kpekus when she's not a virgin? Isn't that wickedness and Self-centeredness??  lwkmd |
Romance › Re: Is Sex A Most Or Necessity In Relationships? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:49pm On May 01, 2020 |
Basic. It's the flipside of 'Is spending on a Nigerian girl a necessity or compulsory in a relationship?'
They are both inversely proportional to one another. |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Rejects Kwankwaso’s Amana Hospital As Isolation Center by DanseMacabre(m): 12:39pm On May 01, 2020 |
TheFacelessMan: Lol. I am neutral in this, but the same Ganduje you call dull has successfully caged 2 powerful enemies - Sanusi and Kwankwaso.
You guys equate looks with intelligence... not necessarily true.
Gand$ was stupid to have been caught redhanded but his actions thus far ...
I wouldn't ordinarily respond, but then I wonder how or when I've had a discussion with you or otherwise, wherein I've attributed Ganduje's evident stupidity to his looks. Concerning his 'caging' of RMK and SLS, don't you think his being incumbent governor in the largest and most powerful state in the North, coupled with undue interference of federal might aided that? Observe how your last two sentences contradict each other. Good day. |
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Health › Re: 70.1% Of Optometrists In Nigeria Are IGBO - ODORBN - Pics by DanseMacabre(m): 11:13am On May 01, 2020 |
Lol so how does this stop our politicians from leaving us at the mercy of KOVIK 1-9  |
Romance › Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by DanseMacabre(m): 11:06am On May 01, 2020 |
Crazeman03: They will ask questions. What kind of questions? I hope you're prepared for the inevitable full-blown stigmatisation that will accompany your disclosure though  And you really should have thought of this before engaging in unprotected sex with her. Up there you said you're not scared of contracting the disease, as if that's the only thing contraceptives are needed for. Nawa for you o. |
Romance › Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by DanseMacabre(m): 10:59am On May 01, 2020 |
Lol. So the family people you're debating whether to tell or not, na them go breastfeed the pikin for am  If she not breastfeeding her child is the bone of contention here, I see no reason why it should be an issue. I believe there are a host of alternatives in place of that. |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Rejects Kwankwaso’s Amana Hospital As Isolation Center by DanseMacabre(m): 10:56am On May 01, 2020*. Modified: 12:33pm On May 01, 2020 |
Lol.
Ganduje is so dull that at times you wonder how someone can be so overwhelmingly stupid.
Sometimes it seems as if the stupidity is actually deliberate on his part, maybe to throw off political opponents or something.
But you weigh his actions, and you remember the words of a wise septuagenarian Norwegian carpenter;
'Never [ever] underestimate the predictability of stupidity.' |
Education › Re: Weird Animals You Never Knew Existed In The World. by DanseMacabre(m): 10:17am On May 01, 2020 |
Hmmmm |
Music/Radio › Re: Tony Allen Is Dead! by DanseMacabre(m): 10:11am On May 01, 2020*. Modified: 10:47am On May 01, 2020 |
Quite sad.
I know no be small session you and Anikulapo go hold for that way. |
Family › Re: . by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03am On May 01, 2020 |
Ezennwa: you Muslims will stay somewhere spewing rubbish just to tarnish the image of Christians, while your so called Imam's are busy committing atrocities.
My church that generate only #2,200naira every Sunday, and my pastor is a working class, the generated monies are being used to take care of the Church, now tell me where the Pastor defrauded anyone.
People perish for lack of knowledge Lol is it your pastor that defrauded her  Bia enyia, be guided. |
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Wife To Stop Talking? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:00am On May 01, 2020 |
Fvcck her sister and watch her become mute.  |
Family › Re: . by DanseMacabre(m): 9:45am On May 01, 2020 |
OP lemme be blunt with you; na una money follow help 'pastor' move him ministry to the permanent site.
All those proferring solutions are just being economical with the truth. You'll never rightfully recover a kobo from that money.
Case was years ago, no receipt, no paper trail, nothing to link the fraudster to your mom's money, save word of mouth.
Just cut your losses, and be extremely wary of Nigerian pastors henceforth. |
Family › Re: . by DanseMacabre(m): 9:43am On May 01, 2020 |
Ezennwa: Lies from the pit of hell!
Who dash monkey banana, People that barely feed will come to Nairaland to spew rubbish, just to tarnish the image of a man of God.
You go fear millions na, your mother has such amount of money and you are still in PENURY, wonders Shall never end.
People go about just to fabricate a story to tarnish the image of pastors.
Bible says, thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
My Cent Oga take several seats behind abeg. As we speak those 'pastors' you defend are still defrauding gullible Nigerians of their hard-earned money. |
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Dangote Became A Billionaire Because FG Gave Him Monopoly by DanseMacabre(m): 9:37am On May 01, 2020 |
Lol. This is just like telling us Alakija fvccked her way to billionaire status. Old news.  |
Celebrities › Re: Frederick Leonard Celebrates His 44th Birthday In New Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 9:36am On May 01, 2020 |
44 or 34  Old age fit this one ooo |
Politics › Re: Another Lawmaker, Adamu Suleiman Is Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 9:34am On May 01, 2020 |
God punish every evil Nigerian politician dead or alive. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Poorer Than He Was In 2015 – Osinbajo Reveals by DanseMacabre(m): 9:32am On May 01, 2020 |
Jhayphil: Read!!! That's about the littlest thing you can do!!! Read again!!!! Okay I've read. From which isolation centre did he direct Laolu Akande to spew this jargon  |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Advice To Women Around The World (stay Away From Black Men!!!) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:27am On May 01, 2020 |
vanida6: uhmm nah bulldozer ur own bi Hahaha I no reash o. Na wetin una like be that na. |
Properties › Re: Pls I Am In Deep Shit With The Omooniles O Kindly Help by DanseMacabre(m): 9:25am On May 01, 2020 |
I wonder why this omonile problem keeps persisting in Yoruba land. |
Travel › Re: Has A War Against African Migrants Started? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:20am On May 01, 2020 |
Mtchew. I rather be a tree in Europe or America, than a human in Nigeria. |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho Breaks Silence On His Real Age by DanseMacabre(m): 9:10am On May 01, 2020 |
Isn't this the same person who allegedly has a teenage son  |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Consoles MC Oluomo Over Mother’s Death by DanseMacabre(m): 9:07am On May 01, 2020 |
Na him GF so him gats condole with am na... |
Health › Re: Yobe State Doctor Discovers Cure For COVID-19 (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:00am On May 01, 2020 |
Ustaz you can't call it a cure till you have treated known infected with it and it has visibly helped them recover, or at least accentuated their recovery.
Having said that , I suggest you board the next night bus to Kano. Gandollar will appreciate your help. |
Politics › Re: State Of The Nation: Anyone Who Tells Bitter Truth Is An Igbo Or IPOB by DanseMacabre(m): 8:49am On May 01, 2020 |
Ebonyeyes: Nigeria has over 500 tribes in this country, why must we continuously hear about the plight of the Ibos, Hausas and Yorubas? These so called 3 major tribes sold Nigeria out to the highest bidder. They claimed they wanted independence, they got independence for themselves and their generations. So forgive me if I do not cry tattooed tears for your plight. Hmmm this is deep. |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Advice To Women Around The World (stay Away From Black Men!!!) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:46am On May 01, 2020 |
Lol. I'm sure this advice isn't meant for Nigerian women cos if you've not shifted their womb during intercourse you never start be that. |
Phones › Re: My Airtel App: My Nightmarish Experience With Airtel by DanseMacabre(m): 8:44am On May 01, 2020 |
Bros I don't know about you ooo, but if na me I fit spend 10k sef just to get that 5k back.
If you've not yet 'forgiven' them like the average Nigerian would do, I suggest you try escalating the issue to the NCC.
If not your money don follow water ooo. |
Health › Re: COVID 19 - See Photos Of The Relief Package I Got Today by DanseMacabre(m): 2:27am On May 01, 2020 |
Lol
E be like even Ikpeazu eba and egusi better pass this una own oooo. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Brings Food And Relief Materials To Edo Residents Affected By Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 2:18am On May 01, 2020 |
Hmmm hustle! Make you no queue dey collect palliative. |
Business › Re: COVID-19 Distress: Access Bank To Lay Off 75% Of Staff, Says MD Herbert Wigwe [V by DanseMacabre(m): 2:15am On May 01, 2020 |
Hmmmm make me do withdraw all my money wey dey that bank o. |
Health › Re: Legendary Drummer And Afrobeat Co-founder Tony Allen Dies by DanseMacabre(m): 2:13am On May 01, 2020 |
Wow Fela's brother. Greet Anikulapo for us sir. |
Crime › Re: She Is In Debt And Here Is Her Story by DanseMacabre(m): 12:42am On May 01, 2020 |
Oga shey here resemble police station abi Polaris Bank ni  |