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Romance › Re: 7 Harmful Side Effects Of Pornography by DanseMacabre(m): 9:09am On Aug 26, 2018
It gyms the hand. angry
Celebrities › Re: Model Accusses Recently Married Nollywood Producer Of Raping Her At Age 16 by DanseMacabre(m): 9:08am On Aug 26, 2018
Was about to take the story serious till I saw that you still followed him to 'talk things over', and still went to do another job. Either you're just telling tall tales, or you were indeed enjoying the dick..


Ozwuo. angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Nigerian Man Stand On Four Different U.S States At The Same Time. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03am On Aug 26, 2018
I remember this place from the movie 'We're The Millers'...I think.
Travel › Re: Photos Of The New Aircraft Launched By Air Peace As Nigerian Pilots Make History by DanseMacabre(m): 8:56am On Aug 26, 2018
Lomprico2:
Nice!


Meanwhile we are still waiting for the imaginary nigerian air that d logo was lunched and commissioned by one dullard.
You go wait sotey you go lose weight be that. tongue
Travel › Re: Photos Of The New Aircraft Launched By Air Peace As Nigerian Pilots Make History by DanseMacabre(m): 8:55am On Aug 26, 2018
Wow. Iconic. Hope say no be the one wey dem don park for mechanic workshop for decades shahuh huh
Romance › Re: My Experience With GH Ashewo by DanseMacabre(m): 8:53am On Aug 26, 2018
Lwkmd this morning.

Say she wan kiss you, you was like udonminit. That made my morning. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
IntrovertedK:
At a time she even attempted to kiss me. I was like udonminit.
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Blasts 'Suicidal' Man For Sending Her Manhood Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 8:46am On Aug 26, 2018
Minus the fact say this chick just fat full everywhere, I no come understand wetin being suicidal gats to do with sending a fat hoe a picture of your dick. angry angry sad
Crime › Re: Prince Omoniyi Ademola Stabbed Oba Gbadebo Ogunsaki To Death For Refusing To Die by DanseMacabre(m): 6:23am On Aug 25, 2018
Check this nigga well cos him hair be like person wey come from Sudan or Somalia. angry angry

After checking him, kpoof am anyway. angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Performing At Hype Festival In Germany by DanseMacabre(m): 6:18am On Aug 25, 2018
Ah, Starboy is looking healthier than some few weeks ago. cheesy

I'm happy for you bro.
Crime › Re: Gullible Nigerians Won't Learn by DanseMacabre(m): 6:12am On Aug 25, 2018
Which one be haulistics and logistics again?
Crime › Re: Wife Faints As HIV-Positive Husband Impregnates Their Daughter In Kenya by DanseMacabre(m): 6:04am On Aug 25, 2018
I fit bet my life say the woman for that pic no get even the slightest correlation to this story. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: I Lost My Eyes In 2016 When My Brother Shot Me 5 Times - Nigeria Lady by DanseMacabre(m): 6:03am On Aug 25, 2018
jasysandra:
I get seriously worried when ever I see your comments. What's wrong with you? Please tell me.
This is the kind of reaction it's looking for. Things like this are better left ignored, cos they feed off attention.
Romance › Re: I Lost My Eyes In 2016 When My Brother Shot Me 5 Times - Nigeria Lady by DanseMacabre(m): 5:58am On Aug 25, 2018
Shot you five timeshuh Where the other shots come landhuh Person no know wetin to believe for this world again sef...
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo Reading & Studying At Night: 'Na Book Dey Rush Me' by DanseMacabre(m): 5:56am On Aug 25, 2018
With him dyed hair and him fake Adidas shirt. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Bold Plus-sized Woman Shares Photo With Her Cellulite On Display And Gets Shamed by DanseMacabre(m): 5:51am On Aug 25, 2018
If I hear say I no go sink enter between those thighs, cellulite or not... cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Bedbug Spotted On Chef Chioma's Dress by DanseMacabre(m): 5:48am On Aug 25, 2018
She looks so comely in the first pic. If we didn't know better she even be like person wey never chop 'vegetable' before.


No be only bedbug na grasshopper.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Sitting On An Old Chair In Daura. Nigerians React To Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 5:46am On Aug 25, 2018
Walahi last last ab0ki na ab0ki. Very jonzing nigga.
Celebrities › Re: "This Girl Breast Don Dey Touch Ground" -Fans React To Davido And Chioma Picture by DanseMacabre(m): 5:42am On Aug 25, 2018
Why is nobody talking about the Cubana nigga's stomach wey be like Halleluya Bandhuh angry angry angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See The Moment When This Corper Heard That The FG Is Increasing Corpers Allawee by DanseMacabre(m): 5:39am On Aug 25, 2018
Chepos1:
na lie, he was like dat because he is the parade commander, only dose that did the 3 weeks will know. tongue
Haba bros dem no dey follow you make jokehuh Why so serioushuh
Education › Re: Historical Picture Of ‘terrorist’ Elephant Killed By Brave Hunter In Abia State. by DanseMacabre(m): 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2018
drewxx88:
it was actually Kenya 119 years ago and they were nicknamed ghost and darkness they were shot and killed by col Patterson and their bodies have been preserved in the London museum ever since ...
Yeah...it's been over ten years I read of them. Thanks for the correction.
Career › Re: Proud Mother And Her Three Uniformed Sons (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:15pm On Aug 23, 2018
kense88:
In as much as wouldn't condone such act, just have it in mind there are people that can handle it. Even soldiers with all there notoriety are far from been invincible. There only advantage is there strength in number and there gun. I have actually whooped a soldiers ass. And i know i can do that to at least 80% of Nigerian soldiers, on a one on one confrontation.
shocked shocked shocked Omo, you get mind o.
Politics › Re: How Can I Get Political Appointment From My Governor by DanseMacabre(m): 4:56pm On Aug 23, 2018
You need to appoint a better English teacher first. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Is It Right To Fight Another Woman Who Take Away Your Man? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:27pm On Aug 23, 2018
You catch her, slap her, remove her cloth, slap her again, remove her wig, tear her another dirty slap, fall her for ground, woze am better slap again, then break bottle for her head. angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Breaking: Osun State House Of Assembly Member Dumps Apc by DanseMacabre(m): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2018
Who him behuh He's inconsequential. His wife is quite furckable though...
Politics › Re: More Photos : Osinbajo Visits Oba Elegushi by DanseMacabre(m): 3:04pm On Aug 23, 2018
Where is Oba Lil' Waynehuh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: How Some Men Almost Forced Me Into Acting In Child Pornography - Ifu Ennanda by DanseMacabre(m): 2:28pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mtchew. angry angry angry

Any Nigerian celebrity wey just get small limelight must come remember say him/she been dey broke. Rubbish. Who dey act child porn for Naija sef.

Where all all those 'I will hit your mouth with the baton' memes when you need themhuh
Career › Re: Proud Mother And Her Three Uniformed Sons (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:23pm On Aug 23, 2018
Say person get problem with this woman for filling station or bank or something, come tear am better slap. Omo your own rapture/Judgement Day don set sharp sharp be that o...
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Member’s Car Snatched At Gun Point Recovered 3hrs After Pastor’s Prayer by DanseMacabre(m): 2:14pm On Aug 23, 2018
Why you come dey snap all the pics like say you wan sell the carhuh


This pastor hairstyle dey on point sha. cool
Education › Re: Historical Picture Of ‘terrorist’ Elephant Killed By Brave Hunter In Abia State. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:32am On Aug 23, 2018
ruggedtimi:
check it out yourself
https://www.nairaland.com/4000861/elephant-spotted-forest-rivers-state#59655975
The video is unavailable bro. Form the pic though, it could be anywhere, nah mean. I seriously wonder why it (the post) wasn't given any attention here though.
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend After She Covered His Face With Emoji On Twitter by DanseMacabre(m): 11:28am On Aug 23, 2018
You no see her name? Wastegyal.
Politics › Re: Oyedepo Begs Nigerians To Vote For APC, Reject PDP by DanseMacabre(m): 11:15am On Aug 23, 2018
Clickbait, but reasonable. An Oyedepo is an Oyedepo is an Oyedepo, after all.
Education › Re: Historical Picture Of ‘terrorist’ Elephant Killed By Brave Hunter In Abia State. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Aug 23, 2018
The post sorta reminds me of those other maneating lions of South Africa that were rumoured to have diabolical powers (it was said they could disappear and bullets couldn't kill them) too. Who knows?

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