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Linda Ikeji Music I must be living under a rock.

NairalandCS:
Oshey Soldier.

Oshey bloody civilian.

Nothing that we don't already know. This one wey dem still dey call Tagbo name him ghost go just dey sneeze anyhow.

Mark my words, Buhari/Jubrin will never go unpunished.

Be like this man no wan complete him tenure.


On a more serious note though, just ten more people like this in the Senate, and this government would be on its feet.



I'm very sure of one thing though, and that's that Buhari/Jibrin will never go unpunished.

This guy get long prick sha. The thing come curve like sickle join. Na slim guys like us dey usually pack heavy artillery.

Oh, so na wetin dem advise Buhari say go guell the agitation for seccession be this?


How many of these guys are still alive

Dem just dey count scores for each other head.


I no know who dey lead sef between Irigwei Militia, or Fulani Terrorist herdsmen.

And they'll still have the guts to call us homophobic and barbaric.


These ones don buy 40 acres of space for hellfire already.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
The last administration's handling of the ebola scourge remains a classic pointer to proactive action.
If it were to be today...

Buhari, trust me, will never walk alone unpunished.

Sirgay:
it isn't free when she expects you to fulfill her wishes.

Quid pro quo.

Sirgay:
In relationship, no prostitution or trade.

But is the essence of being in a relationship when you can't get free pussy?

Which kyn JAMB question be this this night kwanu?

E be like say Bet9ja no cut your coupon this night abi

Just pay a visit to the nearest marabout and watch him return your money with interest asap.

The man just waste better short story wey him for use enter competition win on top suicide note.


Misplaced priorities.

If a female offers you sex for a reward of some kind, and she shortchanges you on the bargain, wouldn't you feel used too?

Boris.


I'm sure the inventor of skateboards stole this concept from Africa.

What is the essence of this news now


To make us feel bad that we don't own private jets too



If that's it, then you've succeeded in making me feel bad.



Airbus A360 fall on you.

I doesn't give a Bleep too, so I'm not commenting.

Who be Anthony Joshua when mens like Bash Ali still dey

PhuckJesus666:
I was never in a religion to begin with! To hell with you, "GOD"!

You are you okay? All these your antichristly portrayal won't get you any unwarranted favours from the devil, shey you know?

Please does this question have a price tag attached to it, cos me I don't see any benefit of the question.

Na sledgehammer abi na crowbar him use break the silence

Quite true. I've missed a lot of pm's because of this. It's been long overdue.

Holy shiit. This happened to me just some months back, a few kilometres from Keffi.


We successfully dodged the motorcyclist (who had a lady passenger), but veered off the road, which was worsened because it was raining; and sheer-dropped into a slope with ridges at the bottom.



How I, and the four other passengers, escaped death by the whiskers unscathed, left me no choice than to believe in miracles.


RIP ma'am, it was your day to die.

Sharpest guy ever liveth!


Dumbest girl ever liveth!



Babe, you just got served. Humbly accept your L and move on. You'll find a better guy. Pele.

Who him epp

Abeg na joke I dey o, I no just get wetin to talk.

Generalnass, abeg stay strong bro. God's got us all.

Which kyn codeine? Tuxil-C, Benylin, Cough and Cold, Emzolyn, Novalin, Tutolin, Rich Cough, Stop Cough, Codrux, Pampidine, Exiplon, Coflin, abi na which one?


Cos like say na expectorant you take before you post this your post.

Seun when are you sharing your own

Even if it's just of you, lalasticlala and his pet snake, at least it's family.

The day Jubrin Buhari go try this one eh, na better mob go fall on am. Or hit and run sef.