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A better part of those pastors are just performing theatrics and manipulating their gullible members' minds.

'Kai this one wey I never get better bribe today, wetin I go tell oga?'

Kai but the other girl go sweet to nack o.

Why didn't you guys ask the doctor

Well. I was taught that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Hmmmmmm.

Lmao. This Buhari regime just dey crase people dey go.



But it's rational thinking anyway. Reminds of a Black Thought line: 'even if I'm going to hell, I'm gonna make an entrance'.

These people serious o. I cover Messi and Neymar with the blood of Jesus.

Imo State.

Hahahahaha. Allah una don chop belleful na why una get time to dey tomfool around.

Chai, I can't find my glasses. Abeg who fit read am for me

jamariwolf:
Pls where can I watch basketball matches in naija?

Depends on your location.

Lmao. Nice one. OP shey na you be the lifeguard wey snap the pic?

Wow. Lucky them. Abeg Westbrook shouldn't die without getting a ring o



Who even knows if it was Pastor-Adeboye-prayer-inspired divine abortion of an alien abduction.


Abi lalasticla, mynd44, semid4lyfe, honeric01 wetin una think



*Modified I dey see FTC steady because of joblessness
Father please push work, make im fall on me na.

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excel101:
England also won the U-20 World Cup earlier this year.

Yeah bro. For some season that totally skipped my mind, maybe it's because I'm slightly inebriated. I've already been corrected, but thanks anyway.

Donjazzy12:
You won't get it because your brain only functions via a woman's pussy and there is none available here noe.

Say true.

Hahahaha. Mea culpa.


Bet na because of this small gaffe wey you wan come dey form sabinus on top my head



Thanks for the correction though.

Wow! This is epic! England's first major trophy since '66. Where's Eliza to knight these wee lads when you need her



The only downside be say English papparazi no go let person hear word for another ten millenia.

Donjazzy12:
You are not smart at all.

I don't get. Is this supposed to make me weep or what

They would naturally be more concerned about their income from baby-mamaing na.



As an octogenarian Laotian retiree once said, 'wetin concern agbero with overload?'

Very sharp negress, but sharper nigga.

Evablizin:

Seconded.
Your head is there.

I dey tell you. Konji na bastard.

This is damn tragic. All you people wishing for things such as trailer and electric pole to fall on people, shey una dey see una handwork

I go for Taribo West.

You've got to start masturbating while kneeling or lying down, so that you won't strain your ankles while strafing your hand.


But do not by any means stop masturbating because of common ankle injury.


Good luck as you heed my advice, and more grease to your elbows lotion to your palms.

Donjazzy12:
What would you have done?

Would have opened the door for the opportunity had it knocked.

Wow. So inspiring.



However, I know I'm not the only thinking that maybe the guy's Ronaldo's lover.

Konji.

Putting men in trouble since the days of David.

Rukuba Barracks. J Town for life.