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Why this kyn opportunity no dey knock my own door

This man no get fear of God o. Person wey know for him mind say Buhari no go reach 2023.


False prophets everywhere.

I blame Buhari for this essay.



Who put the youth in this despondent and disillusioned state? The youth did that to themselves, I guess.



Soon una go start dey blame unborn and aborted children for Nigeria problem.

Guy, it's as simple as you're being used.


Now that you know this, it's up to you to decide what to do.


I'd advise you to keep her as a side chick and stop throwing your money down the drain. Just continue to enjoy the perks of the relationship, which from your writeup entails good sex, and encourage her to continue her 'online business' so you can reap from the potential financial proceeds too.

You know na. Pictures (and video) of the bird flying around in his room and of him killing the bird, or this is just another tall tale, or 'old wives' fable as the Bible calls it, ironically.

akeeen:
he doesnt even consume half of what Wiz Khalifa consumes.. And Wiz Khalifa isnt psychotic..

Naija people ��

Okay, as long as you dey monitor wetin the two both of them dey consume.

OP, your report is riddled with tautologies and hackneyed, grandiose phrases. It's just a news report and not an essay or feature writing, so your goal should simply be to express and not impress.

The power of the P-U-S-S-Y. They should just legalise polygamy already.

Hope dis isn't the way you write in real life?

Just kidding though.


But men, the comments on that thread were so apathetic and inhumane. We're gradually losing our sense of humanity, and to be honest, comments like that are what makes most Nigerians unsympathetic to the Biafran cause.


I spent a good part of my life in Borno, and I'm a hundred per cent certain that were it not for the army, this country would long have been overrun by the Boko boys.

nNEOo:
so u r among those that shout weed up n dwn,.. .. .. .. .. ..he found his niche go find urs ... Stop worring abt burna

Okay. I've stopped worring about him.

C'est la vie, bro. You got played like a gazillion others before you, and like a septillion others will after you.


Just humbly accept your 'L' and move on with your life.

Burna, I'm one of your biggest fans, so I gats to tell you the home truth. You consume way too much drugs than is good for you, and you're gradually becoming psychotic, a la non compos mentis.



Just cut down on substance abuse and watch yourself become normal.


That therapist just wan chop your money or your cassava.

Abeg which good Samaritan fit help relate wetin dem yarn to me

Omo, all the ipob yoots for that front page no get fridge or a/c for house o.

They gat zero chill.

People (including myself if we were familiar) go drink enough booze for your burial, chop chicken join sef.

Don't worry bro, you're not the first to attribute the status quo of the globe to Biblical prophecies; neither will you be the last to 'decipher' same codes and relate it in perfectly logical hypothesis or theory.



The catch therein is that a myriad of people would theorise these Biblical 'ciphers'in a totally different premise to yours, and it'd match in perfectly too.

'Jack' has set the pace now for trading blames, by blaming Ojukwu for the failure of the Aburi Accord.

Now OBJ is blaming Shagari. Fine, he scuttled your plans, how about when you were given a golden opportunity to turn Nigeria's fortunes around. What did you do with it



Don't worry, you o, Shagari o, Jack o, Buhari o, all you mofos who forked this country in the ass, all of you will never go unpunished.

HungerBAD:
Lol.

It is every woman's dream to date a rich MUGU,especially a clueless MUGU.

Would it be too much to ask why you think she didn't opt for Buhari?

Abeg who get Jonathan number make him for forward am to this thirsty hoe?

This one wey una censor the pic now, how una want make we take adjudge the size

Starkid3010:
Once In A While? Am Making Mney Everyday

Wow. Everyday, you say? Abeg show me the way na.

Well, other than the fact that this would be a landmark feat and invariably influence agitation for Biafra's secession, the main thing that I'm sure everyone would be wondering is what happens to Football Club de Barcelona.


#FingersCrossed

Starkid3010:
Do U Normally MAKE MONEY FRM IT

You know the drill, once in a while, just to get by.

Only nwaamaikpe would know what to say in times like this.

It's a tie between two actually: Bet9ja and livescores.

Between konji and Buhari, I no know who worse pass sef.

Apparently, these dudes are card-carrying members of the APC. Why na now wey Mainagate just open wey Mompha know say him go expose Hushpuppi unprovokedly.


We know better.

DarkRebel69:
Try to read it as soon as you get the chance.

And to answer your question, you should strive to remember all you read so as to be roundly knowledgeable. By "all you read" I don't mean including the unimportant details or every single fact or trivia you come across (To do this would be redundant).
By "all you read" I meant the "gist" (“the meat and potatoes”) of everything you read, especially those that affect the course of your career or life.

You should also try to remember all you read so that you can readily draw from them should the need arise.

For instance, I wrote this article entirely in my memory palace (it's an ancient Memory technique that originated in Ancient Greece.

I'll definitely read it, I just need to find a place bereft of interruptions to do this. I remember 'memory palace' from Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows. I didn't know it was this practical. You've def got me intrigued man. Nice one.

Woulda loved to read this, but e too long for an early morning read, so later on.


But to advocate for the devil, why would one even need to remember everything one ever read?

Well, nakked will soon be the new clothed, so we might as well start getting used to it.

The only thing I can muster to mutter this wee-morning is 'so all these things wey we dey watch for movie don dey finally happen'?


I don start dey believe this end time gist true true o.


Mankind is still struggling to come to terms that nuclear weapons (inanimate objects) could actually destroy the world, or at best make it uninhabitable, and now real life, citizenised artificial intelligence? These things would take over the earth and deport us to Mars or something.



Well, hopefully I'd be dead and in another dimension by then.



Hell, I might even reincarnate as an American robot. Far better fate than my current one as a human in Nigeria.

End times indeed. People don start to dey celebrate birthday for shrine? Nawa o.