₦airaland Forum

I hope you stay in the southeast and the python was dancing before you killed it?

My dear, just leave all this story. Just thank God you weren't born in Nigeria (where lecturer go tell you for inaugural class koro koro say you no fit make A for him course, not to talk of ASUU strike wey go elongate your stay by two years cumulatively), and continue your life.


Only a non-Nigerian could achieve this feat.



P.S Buhari will never never never never go unpunished.

All these things na just drama, we know all una strategy finish. If to say the house burn down we for believe una small.

Is he missing?


Last I heard, he was in London or something.



Person like that must get strong otumokpo for insurance o.


Well, he can't be missing forever sha. He must surely surface, dead or alive.

Mine would be not to suck her next's dick with the gusto she did mine.

Hahahahahahahaha. Frederick Fasehun would have sleepless nights over this, though I strongly doubt the veracity of this information.

276 people and concrete buildings flattened?

That's a whole lot of Semtex or TNT or whatever it is, probably around a couple of hundred kilos or so.


This to me is the roguest nation in the world, wonder why it is still a country sef.


We never see anything for Nigeria sef.


If angel Michael/Gabriel still dey do rehearsal with trumpet, na nuclear war go finish this world.

No be every place wey dem sell alcohol be beer parlour na. Anyways na their business. If dem like make e be for IDP camp.

Be like e go snow for Maiduguri today.

Ehya. More of that will come your way, inshallah. You're one of my biggest inspirers girl.

Yeah, he's very correct. Depending on the region you're visiting, you might be kidnapped, raped and set to work in a baby factory; you might be kidnapped and defrauded; you might be kidnapped for ransom; or you might be kidnapped and your body parts mined.


Take your pick.

OP be like no be Naija you for school, or na one of those ajebo school wey you been go.


Which Nigerian teacher go dey discuss Nietzsche for high school?


You can't relate to our struggle man.

Some people got time on their hands.

I swear to God the thing wey dey worry oyibo people no dey market.


Why we never auction Awo spectacles, or Abacha Raybans wey him wear the day wey him welcome Yasser Arafat, or the tea cup wey dem use poison Abiola, or the ashtray wey Umaru Musa Yar'Adua been dey use?

zenmaster:
Those are British soldiers looting the Palace of Oba Ovoramwen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovonramwen

Oh. I thought otherwise, because of the number of elephant tusks surrounding them.

'Mister Kurtz, he dead.'

Ishilove:
Eyah Pele dear.

No church. I'm unwell

Hope you get better soon, but hope it isn't morning sickness that is worrying you?

NwaAmaikpe:



"There is no present or future - only the past, happening over and over again."

Eugene O'Neill

2019 should come quick,
Buhari needs to be sent back to herd his cows in Daura.

My kindred spirit, it seems you used your vacation to widen your scope on philosophy and literature.


Voltaire, Mark Twain, Eugene O'Neill? Someone's been doing some reading.

This is why Nigeria will never move forward as a country.


Roads that are among our most basic amenities are being celebrated as though they were priviledges the common won unmeritedly.


Southeastern governors, bootlickers and hallelujah boys, the whole lot of them.

zenmaster:
You will soon say that oyibo palace thieves are better

Aren't these elephant poachers hunters or something?

Bloggers make una dey fear God na. That doesn't look like Nigeria.


Even if it is, rules are meant to be broken.

31 years ke. For Nigeria you go still be PA to the SA to the SSA to the ward councillor.


Either that or na you go dey among touts wey go snatch ballot box during selection.

Without mincing words, one can say that this was the 'greatest' slave to come out of Africa. Just reading about his antecedents would get one bamboozled.


I wish say dem capture my great-great-great grandfather as slave. I'd have been either a great white shark, or a coloured American, something in the ilk of Kendrick Lamar.

ikp120:
Will 1.27 million be enough? I have 5.61 million but I have a project that I'm working on

It will go a long way. I would have berated you for playing with my heart condition, but one never can tell.

Ishilove:

Ishi, that meme captures the exact state of my life presently.

You no go church?

Wow. Inspiring story. Beautiful woman. If I get wife like this na huta (I don rest).


But her surname is Cohen, which means her dad is Jewish, so technically she isn't Nigerian. Except if she don marry be that.

ikp120:
Of course there are. I am an example of one of them here. I'm just undercover. Lemme wear my eye glasses

Lmao. Bros, edakun epp me.

What sort of content?

ikp120:
Na so you gullible reach? Wannabes full Nairaland o.

Like it or not, asides the fakes, there're quite a lot of well-known public figures here.

thefirst:
You? Broke? I don't think you are broke. I only think you are humble.

Jesus!!! What makes you feel so bro? I've been broke for the better part of this year, and nairaland just escapes me for a while from the harsh realities of life. As I speak to you, I have less than a thousand in my account.


That's how real I am.

Tahra:
FFK dey nl

You no know He used to go by the sobriquet cramjones, but the new one is the one that attacked me. I have to dig through my posts to get it, because him say make I contact am when I ask am for epp.

thefirst:
You and money.

Bros, I've never denied the fact that I'm a broke dude. I think 'struggling writer' would define me most.