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Tundellinium:
While we were observing our Solatul Taraweeh this night, a brother that was outside suddenly alerted us of an imminent danger. We had to quit the solat and rushed outside to see the cause for alarm. We noticed that it was a very snake that was trying to escape after killing a lizard.

Two other brother took a cutlass and long stick to kill it. However, in the process, it was trying to defend itself as it wanted to strike.

Thank you Allah for saving our lives. Now, I'm very scared as I couldn't even snap the dead snake. I'm extremely ophdiophobic.

Please what is the name of the snake?

TMKsouth:
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Gift52:

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Mrshape:
The science and mathematics teachers are cashing out big time.

Now parents are enrolling their children in private classes the money that was supposed to go to the school are going to teachers alone.

Just image a teacher whose salty is #200 per hour While teaching 30 students

is now getting #1000 or more per hour for lessons why teaching a child

Will he want school to resume.

If you are a science or mathematics teacher better take advantage of this situation.

Even when school resume some of this lessons will still remain.

For other subject teachers my heart goes out for you. god will see you through

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8337085/Giant-fish-380-million-years-ago-suspension-feeder.html

Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Aldebaran:
Advice given more than 1,400 years by Islam's Prophet Muhammad has gone viral in 2020, as the world grapples with the coronavirus outbreak.

A billboard has been erected in Chicago to advise locals on how to prevent the spread of the novel coronavirus, using age-old advice from Islam’s Prophet Muhammad.

The advertisement, organised by Gain Peace in the United States, outlines how the Prophet of Islam historically dealt with pandemics during his time, all of which are guidelines set by world health organisations to deal with the current Covid-19 outbreak.

"Wash your hands frequently, don't leave infected areas and don’t visit infected areas," the billboard says, advise linked to Islam's final messenger.

The guidelines are based on historic hadith, or narration, of the Prophet which has been widely shared across social media platforms since the current coronavirus outbreak began to spread across the world last year.

Prophet Muhammad said, according to the narration

"When you hear that a plague is in a land, do not enter it and if the plague breaks out in a place while you are in it, do not leave that place,"

"Do not place a sick patient with a healthy person," the Prophet adds in another narration.

The centuries-old advice has resonated with millions of people across the globe as Covid-19 infects more than 2,419,194 and killed 165,775 worldwide.

Governments across the world - from the US to Iran - have come under fire for not responding in time to stem the spread of the outbreak.

Their instructions now to stop the spread of coronavirus appears to mirror the advise of the Prophet, which appears relevant for the modern-day.

"Prophet Muhammad established a religion built upon revelation and intellect. The Quran is the revelation which gives us our way of life, and with every new age and civilisation the intellect is our guiding light and what he referred to as our 'inner prophet'," Lecturer Hussain Makke told The New Arab.

"With this pandemic, not only does the intellect emphasise taking all precautionary measures, as to avoid the virus, but revelation itself forbids the harming of others or self-harm. 

"Prophet Muhammad's advice on general cleanliness, prioritising community support in daily life and even specifically quarantining during a pandemic leaves us yearning for a leader like him in these times," he added.

https://english.alaraby.co.uk/english/indepth/2020/4/20/islams-prophet-muhammads-pandemic-advice-goes-viral-in-2020

PrecioussB:
Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especially old African men. It is disgusting how they are interested in girls that are old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out but I always say no thanks.

It is scary, these perverts need to find women their own age. Has this happen to anyone?

Great100000:
The kwara state governor has approved the appointment of Professor Mohammed Mustapha Akanbi as the new Vice Chancellor of Kwara State University, Malete. This was contained in a press statement released by the Honourable Commissioner for Tertiary Education, Science and Technology, Hajiya Sa’adatu Modibbo Kawu. It read thus:

"The Kwara State Governor, His Excellency, Mallam AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq, has accepted the recommendation of the Governing Council of the Kwara State University, Malete, with regards to the appointment of Vice Chancellor. Consequently, on behalf of His Excellency, I hereby announce the immediate appointment of Prof. Mohammed Mustapha Akanbi SAN, as the new Vice Chancellor of the Kwara State University, Malete".

"I am similarly conveying His Excellency’s approval of the appointment to the Governing Council of the University, today, Wednesday, the 1st day of April 2020)".

Professor Mohammed Mustapha Akanbi became a Professor at the age of 40 years and was recently appointed a V.C at 49 years. He is a former Director of Unilorin School of Preliminary Studies and also the son of former President of The court of Appeal and pioneer Chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices and other related offences, Justice Mohammed Mustapha Akanbi.

Mixed reactions greet KWASU VC’s appointment



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/mixed-reactions-greet-kwasu-vcs-appointment/%3famp=1

akelicious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiatmfWxvw

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives..

EcoBrick:
This is preposterous. So child marriage is still happening in the south as well??

Gracealone:
The guy is probably correct.
He is not a native doctor, his consultant babalawo or dibia must be far away in the bush.

And sincerely, you do not need special skills of gifts to identify a fake 'minister of God', you only need to speak with him for few moments and his fruit will manifest.

streetpaddy:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1255271631255109632



https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1255276493216849922

izzou:
[color=royalblue]For me, I still support the LOCKDOWN for the next one month

Let us sacrifice this little time and see the curve flatten to a reasonable extent.

Nigerians sef are not helping. Stay at home, everyone is screaming hunger (which is true). But isn't it better to feel hunger, than see your loved ones die because of something without cure?

Face masks can be enforced, but it's difficult for Social distancing to be. From markets, to banks, to busstops, to churches, to everywhere....Only walking along Idumota or Obalende sef na wahala

If this lockdown is lifted, na God hand we dey. NCDC are already overburdened despite thelockdown. Imagine when it's lifted

This is a very big risk to be taken on Monday. God will see us through[/color]

Makavelli25:
Come on.
Its wierd
she is a church deacon

Olatunjimoses19:
https://www.independent.ng/sacked-commissioner-reveals-why-he-celebrated-kyaris-death/

Northurmate:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/over-16744-persons-receive-n20000-fgs-cash-transfer-in-kaduna.html

Ofemmanu1:
You're just a confoundedly narcissistic slowpoke and a infamous all-defiling arbitrary dereliction of genetics.

RapistOnBail:


He's got a family of 27 to feed.

Perfecttouchade:
The President has just announced that the Lockdown has been extended in Lagos, Ogun state and Abuja for another 14days. President Muhammad Buhari made it known on live TV broadcast NTA. He encourage social distancing, maintaining good hygiene while the lockdown is going on.

EMILO2STAY:
I am stuck in delta state. Don't know if this lockdown will extend beyond two weeks. I need to move ASAP.

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/covid-19-fg-may-extend-lockdown-as-cases-rise-to-305/

Being001:
Please let somebody request for my account details

Hunger dey

Being001:
Let somebody request for my account details

Hunger dey

sarrki:
President Muhammadu Buhari you said during the campaign and also on your inauguration that you will lead from the front


Am sorry to say sire

That you never fulfilled your words

On security I can never score your government high

You have failed on this and other promises you made

ursullalinda:
Really?......So what about Funke and her husband ?.....They should be asked to apologise and be forgiven since it's same offence.......or am I missing something here?