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emmaodet:

Bro wetin happen? This one you dey lament like this, we never even reach Deuteronomy you don reach lamentation ooo my broda

Hahahahahah

Still on still, Nigerian girls.......

Please read kingsatan post in the first page of this thread, he has said it all

Nigerian girls...., Hah, my father my father

Lol, no mind me ohh

I don reach revelations, u dey talk of Lamentations, hah

Abeg fear women, and fear who no fear women, but fear Nigerian women more than who no fear general women

NDakota:
The career dilemma...

Many years ago I was where you are now.

I took the road less traveled. I settled for a career in Nigeria.

I got a job in a Big 4. Then moved on to an FMCG, where the perks are much higher!

On education, I got chartered, and I'm finishing an MBA.

On family, I got married to my best friend from University, and I just made my first baby.

Do I regret not moving to the US to join my mom, a US citizen?

I do. Every. Single. Minute.

Why? Nigeria is a very uncertain place to stay and thrive. You could be up there in the sky today and the next week you're back on the mud. In a country of many poor people, you run the risk of becoming a victim of crime due to envy...post COVID-19 it'll get worse.

Look at you at 30. You're dithering. You're pussyfooting.

Look at me at 28. I still regret the mistake my 25 year old self made. I'm pushing daily to leave Nigeria.

I want to leave, not because I'm broke in Nigeria, but the collective poverty in this country scares me...

Most crimes committed today are more out of envy and hunger than of greed.

If you can, please run. For your SAFETY!

Hmmnn, collective poverty

That is a word I needed I knew I needed

Nigeria is a scary place to live in ohh

DrGoodman:
APC was given 5 years and they have used it to return us to 1984 levels. By the time we reach 16 years with APC, everyone will be trekking across the border to Chad to escape acute hunger.

Are we not currently worse than 1984 already

We are learning the hard way ohh

emmaodet:
Waooooo waooooooo waoooooooo
King satan - Oba Esu
Good write up bro, good write up.
Do you know a lot of ladies have abused me just because i do advise men not to marry a liability? Even up till yesterday, y'baby and generatorset abused and mocked me for looking for who to share bills with.
The entitlement mentality is very strong.
When they say they want a rich man and not a broke one, i don't talk of abuse them but when i say i need a woman to share bills with me, All hell was let loose, i was abused and dragged to the mud, i was called different derogatory names.
If not that have married, i would have gently and quietly avoid a nigerian lady.
Most are financial disasters and drainages.
I pity the average nigerian man about to marry.

Hah, Nigerian girls are to be avoided ohh, they are very dangerous, hah, if to say I never marry sef, hah, Nigerian girls ehn, they can wreck a man that has not stood and planted his feet on the financial ground solidly ohh, they always need money for one thing or the other, give her today and challenge yourself that what you gave her is too much, that she would take a while before her heart can allow her ask for more, she would destroy ur challenge and ask you almost immediately for another money for another thing

Hah, Nigerian girls, hah, nah only God for save us from them

Nigerian girls, girls from hell, Nigerian girls, dangerously dangerous ohh

They always have use for your money but would never work for theirs

My father my father, Nigerian girls, run from them ohh, they would sink you and run away with the next maga

Financial disaster


I've not met girls from any other country but I hope they're nothing like our girls ohh, our girls are super champions in financial degradation ohh

KingSatan:
As a man, a father and a grandfather. I have lived life to an extent and this is my view on this subject.

The previous thread was simple and concise, "Never marry a woman who has no means of income".

But that is the truth!

Gone are the days when people marry "Obiageri's" according to the Igbos.
Back then, things weren't this bad. Considering the family setting in those days, women had no other role than to cook, birth, raise children and clean the house.

So their parents prepare them for marriage, teach them how to cook, satisfy a man and raise children. They also spend alot of time grooming their hairs, taking care of their skin (Some parents send their children to fattening rooms) and waiting to get married.

When we got married, we married to keep them at home and show off to our friends. Only a few of us married because of love. Some of our partners were not our choice but our parents.

So when you marry, your wife and children should always reflect your wealth and networth. Most especially, YOUR WIFE.

I repeat, back then things were not this bad and everyone knew their roles.

But in today's world, so many things have changed.

Women should bring to the table as much as they expect from the man.

Raising children costs alot of money and shouldn't be the responsibility of the man alone.

So many marriages have crashed on the alter of poverty or "One stream of income".

We must learn to tell ourselves the truth always.

Back then, you don't spend so much to raise a child. If he or she wants to go to the community school or follow the white man's way of life, you send them as a punishment. But those humble and loyal sons, follow you to the farm and when they come of age, you give them farmlands and wives if possible. But that's not the case anymore.

Apart from formal education abroad, I also encouraged my children to learn sellable skills. One of my son is a fashion designer and that is what puts food on his table in the UK. His college degree only reflects on his call cards.

I told this to my children (Daughters inclusive) never to marry a man or woman who has no verifiable means of income.

Money is needed to run a home in the 21st century. Alot of money!

We no longer live in mud houses or drink from pots.

As for "Entitlement", I think every couple should have that mentality depending on the context.

The man is entitled to his wife's emotional commitment. She is his wife and this also applies to the man.

I am tired of typing.

To be truthful, i warned my son's against mingling with an average African woman. They simply don't want to know the truth. They hate the truth with Passion and that is why true feminism failed woefully here.

In the Diaspora, most men who want peace of mind avoid African women because of their "Entitlement Mentality" and how exploitative they are.

Many of these women don't work but enjoy proceeds of child support from numerous partners. You think it's a coincidence? No it not. It was deliberate.

They just want to seat at home, get fat, enlarge their butts and walk up and down the street like a pussy cat that resides in Buckingham Palace.

Should I talk about Nigeria, where you meet an average Nigerian lady and realise that;

1. She is a college graduate because a "Man" sponsored her in school (Both of them are no longer together as a couple).

2. She has a roof over her head because a "Man" made that available (She has no intention of marrying him).

3. She uses the best smartphone because a "Man" bought it for her (Just another random man).

4. She has clothes on her body because a "Man" gave her money for shopping (Obviously he is "One of those mugus".

5. She has food on her table because so many men send her money.

This same woman has no other skill but sexual skills. The only thing she can offer is "Sexual Intercourse", "Birthing Children" and "Companionship" but she expects the man to "Mark her birthdays with a brand new Escalade", "Buy her parents a new house and train her younger ones in school". Is that not exploitation?

This same woman hates her mother inlaw because she sees her as her rival. Anyway, women have always hated themselves from time immemorial, don't get moved when you see them shout in solidarity, it's just for a few seconds.

When asked about their contribution in the relationship or Marriage, some will say "I birthed children for him". But that's your natural default woman!

Even if you sleep with a sexually active mad man, you will get pregnant and birth for him.

Some will even say, "I satisfy him sexually. I gave him my body and soul". But that is same thing you did with your numerous ex lovers.

According to Pastor Sam Adeyemi, he said "If a woman does not help her husband financially, then how else does she want to help him".

In this age and time, it takes two adults who have a verifiable means of income to build a healthy family.


Cheers!

Hmmnn, hmmnn, hmmnn, that's all I would say


There's too much for me to say but I would sum it up with hmmnn, my heart is heavy

I made a big mistake in my life, I hope I can correct it, but my sons would not be allowed to make that same mistake while my daughter (s) would not be that kind of mistake

I would say I have a "money pit"

Babatunde40:
Any European country is good. US and Canada are the best options. You can contact anybody from these countries.

Start by contacting people who are online on Bit Mistress. You can see the green tick beside a profile. The Green tick shows the person is online now. It will help you get fast replies. When contacting them, just act normal like you are asking a girl out. After a few days, ask for their whatsapp number. Once you have successfully taken the person to whatsapp, you are good. Call them daily, message them regularly. Just do it normally. Build good relationship and friendship. Then you can make requests. This whole process will take a week.

Hmmnn, una don dey teach Yahoo Yahoo on nairaland

How can we progress when the youth only think of free money for Pete's sake

We could channel all this energy to positive use, fight for a better Nigeria

azpekuliar:
Same boat. Slowly and painfully buying into the thought that this country is helplessly hopeless and the only way out is to take flight!

Lol, Nigeria worse pass jungle ohh

urchcoded:
running to go do what?

My good sir, e plenty ohh

Evade Nigerian police harrassment
Enabling environment
Security
Value of life
To a system that works
Where military personnel have respect for civilians

It is too much sir, my brain dey pain me from thinking of all the things Nigeria would do to a human

urchcoded:
speak for yourself.

Hah, oga in every 10 Nigerians on the street, I'm sure 7 would like to run

I've never had that abroad dream but mehn, based on things I experience everyday, I'm buying the thought of running, this country no easy abeg

JewelStone:
I'm not gonna lie...I miss Nigeria sometimes which makes me flirt with the idea of splitting my time there when my kids are older. I miss my family, my friends and the sense of community.

But then I remember lack of internet and electricity, horrific healthcare system, bad roads, bigotry, lack of value for human life, insecurity, police brutality, immense corruption, tribalism, crumbling or non-existent economy and a million other horrible things. This quickly resets my mind.

My solution which I'm currently working on is to bring my sisters and my best friend over to live in Sydney with me and make good living for themselves. Then I won't have any business with Nigeria anymore except to visit my parents every two years.

So to answer your question: no, nein, never!!!

You are very very wise

We here in Nigeria wish we could run and relocate

Also find ways to relocate ur parents too so they could enjoy value for life

sylve11:
Don't know what to say. Really tired of this COVID19 thing.

Bros no be only you don tire ohh, the whole world is overly tired of it

sylve11:
They will still not give the children to her.

No mind her, she's advising the auntie on how to go back to her manipulative ways by holding the fathers of the children to ransom as if the op didn't enjoy the sex that led to children being born or something hey were the cause of her woes

Instead of make she advice her to find ways to be "GAINFULLY" employed and build her life by herself after which any sane court of law can hear her plea to get her children back


What was I expecting from a Nigerian lady, all they know is free things; theiving lots, free things is all they know

PositiveDirect:
This is how these oil firms keep destroying the environment.


You people should come and see this for yourselves

You're asking them to come and see?

They know and they don't care about the consequences, all that matters is the money they dig out

DenreleDave:
How can BRT passenger hit a businesswoman?

Why are the police not doing their work well?

A passenger is not the driver, the driver Sud be arrested..... Not the passenger..

Moreover where in warri did this happen and when did delta started using BRT?

Isn't BRT meant for only kano state?

Wow, I want that exact brand you smoke, I need it right now in my life

TheMohican:
People like jchioma are the problem with the world, Bill Gates having forseen the possibility of a pandemic started making plans to help humanity the same way he did with polio and ebola but Africans and religious people tagged him an Antichrist. I spit on the face of ignoramuses

Wow, so it was only Africans and religious people that tagged him Antichrist, just wow

Did you try to even find out why he was tagged as wolf in sheep's clothing

And you really believe bill Gates was making plans to help humanity without any expected gains attached to it?

Orces:
If you don't understand how they came to that conclusion, Do not be afraid to ask! Rather that saying this nonsense and making yourself look like a fool..

Please guys.. Superstition is the death of education. Please anything you don't understand ask for clarification from your betters. We are all here to learn okay

And you had to throw an insult, how about passing ur message in a mature civil way void of insults

Truth is I like to assume these scientists mostly exaggerate the years to make it unquestionable and real

Exc2000:




and you wonder why people do yahoo? Doctors earn within this range, only consultant earn 700k upward, even if you are not making people cry through bogus scam and just beg white men in US and Australia with beautiful female profile on rich dating sites throwing them some photoshoped nudes, you would definitely gross more than $500 a month

I now get why a lecturer would want to stay out of IPPS, because before a lecturer can break even, and take care of his needs, he would have to lecture in different colleges (which is violation of Civil Service rule) , sell mark to unserious student (gross misconduct) and over work himself

and to the Dunce slowpoke Denrestupid crying bellow my comment, leave your life according to your own personal conviction, nobody have to live life like you...

King Solomon raided many innocent villlages and looted them dry, stole peoples wives, Moses went to war and aso enjoyed spoils of war, same as Moses and Propet Muhammad SAW, Mathew Jesus's friend and disciple was a very corrupt tax official

United Kingdom raided Africa looted treasure and coonized us same as most European country, American did the same.. come to Nigeria, from Dangote to Adenuga they all have allegation of corporate fraud, enter politics Buhari, Atiku,Obasanjo, Jonathan, Yaradua snr and Jnr Abiola, Tinubu all have allegation bothering on fraud .. RCCG and Winners chapel, had one time or the other being alleged to launder money especially to UK through their registered NGO accounts, Ibrahim Magu a police Deputy Commisioner whose monthly take home is less than 800k, leaves in Asokoro with rent of N45 million a year, travels first class emirate of 2million naira to Saudi for Hajj, almost all banks commit one corporate fraud or the other

Start your preaching from the top abeg, because na poverty and fear wey never give you opportunity make you sef think say you holy, put a dunce like you near small change now, your own go worst


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You be real O.G.

Xclusiveme:
Bro!!! She's the one dating you. To be honest someone like her isn't meant to be in a relationship. She's too needy. And u know what happens when the cash is no more? She dumps u

And you forgot he took advantage of her and had sex with after claoming he didn't care about sex?

What's wrong in keeping his dïck in check?

If she was ur sister, would you still say she's needy?

XANDERBOY85:
They want to hide behind the claim the directive was issued in 2012! Bullshit! I bet if the directive had been to relocate their headquarters to Enugu, Hadi-Sirika would have ignored it! It's all about grabbing everything to the north in this useless unitary system of gov't!

Nah so we see am ohh

Dig oil from Niger delta, give large chunk of it's proceed to the north, request loan, give large chunk to the north meanwhile nah Niger delta Dem go use repay the loan

We dey watch

Catchfirez:
Everything to the North.

This is Northgeria

Deluxes:
I swear man
I try not to be nihilistic but shît like that scares me.

Lost a friend, more like an uncle from church in February.

I've known him since I was a kid,like before I was even ten.

I tried to avoid for some reaaon last time I saw him, on a saturday (no malice tho) with the intention that I would see him later. Justthree days later, on a tuesday night, he passed.

I've never been affexted by someones death likr that before. if i had known, i would have met him, sitten down, had a long talk with him but theres no second chance in things like this.

May his soul rest in the Lord's peace

We never know

Deluxes:
I agree with you that he could be poor and still suffered the the same fate but thats not the point of my post. My point is that tomorrow aint promised whether poor or rich, but being richer clearly increases the chances of seeing it.

As for your last paragraph, only an idiot would disagree

True; tomorrow ain't promised...


A guy from my office slept at night , young, hearty, lively, well fed, no symptoms nor manifestation of any sickness, thing is he just didn't wake up the next morning

Tomorrow ain't promised!!!

Deluxes:
Ok

Simple math101

How many fortresses would have been enough to save Steve Jobs from death due to Pancreatic cancer?

I mean Jobs mom was suffering from dementia and himself, cancer, yet he was worth over 8 billion dollars but it couldn't do anything for them both.

I'm not part of the vanity crew, but even tomorrow aint guaranteed

Very true, but also remember death is not for the rich only, Steve cld have been poor but still die from the same thing that killed him, one thing is sure, money makes life a whole easier

All things being equal, money makes being alive fun to be alive

Roozzaay:
No one, can boast of surviving 2020 and someone predicting 2026 already?

All those billionaires can somehow boast of 2040

Guess how?

Build a fortress, nothing comes in or goes out, stay in, eat healthy, exercise, have fun, employ as many people for different needs as possible, the list goes on

But this covid thought me one thing, the most important things in life in these exact order

1. Air
2. Food
3. Shelter
4. Movement
5. Doesn't matter
6. The list goes on

You could have all the money in the world meaning food and shelter is not a problem, but if you lack movement after surplus of the first three, life is basically worthless

I might be wrong though

CapitalBank:
Many of u just swallow something hook. Line and sinker like dummy without brain.

Did u carry ur calculator to do the math before u uploaded this stupid picture?

I saw people quote it like 3 times, so I had to calculate by myself, guess what? It's true

Given that we're in year 2020 and Jesus lived 40 years (assumption cos he didn't live up to 40years on Earth) = 2020+40=2060

180,000dollars * 365days * 2060 years = 135billion plus (pix below)



Given that bezos is worth 145billion

145billion>135billion

Chapii:
My people plz rush to Twitter and vote before these Lagos State civil servants that are collecting only salary and enjoying free Covid 19 donations will shut down Lagos again

I don go cast my own vote, I can not come and be sitting inside my house again without hope, tied up inside the house as a married man

I wish they would start holding political elections like that

cbrezy:
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Lol, i was born chill, humans changed me

No b only 5g, let pastor Chris catch you oh

cbrezy:
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So how many years did you use to sit down in editing all the colors of your comment

Lockdown has really dealt with you, it's good that you used all the excess energy in a not so positive way rather than very negative ways

You be case

EngrOversabi:
Nna

Na people like you i no dey gree ask "what was your own answer" after exams.

Nice one.

You wey be oversabi still get who sabi pass u?

E don be for olodo like me be that nah


Reminds me of when I wrote my 200L cost accounting exam years back, lecturer teach us basic methods, con set over complicated question, for the first time in my life, I exit exam hall dey shiver, even one of our first class goons dey talk say him no sure say him do well, I just loose hope completely finish kpatakpata
u know when you read hard, wrote hard but know u would still fail

Lol, this life hard sha

ifedola28:
1 acre of land isn't profitable for the crops you mentioned. You can do vegetables instead ( cabbage, cucumber, sweet corn, peppers, tomatoes etc?)

Noted sir

Octopusssy:
E Money, the man with a very questionable source of wealth.


More like money launderer. It is quite sad that society is celebrating someone with no verifiable sources of income.

His boys would soon call you out

And pls remember this is nigeria; anything goes

Shebi nah them give am the escort before

Remember the case of mompha

Dubem50:
Start with hot pepper and only hot pepper alone!!!
Sorry I didn't emphasize on that fact enough
START WITH HOT PEPPER AND ONLY HOT PEPPER ALONE, PRACTICE ON NOT MORE THAN ONE PLOT OF LAND THEN SCALE UP BY ADDING HALF OF THE LAND SIZE YOU STARTED PRACTICING WITH TILL AT LEAST 3 ROUNDS FOR EACH PARTICULAR SEASON ( either raining or dry season)
B4 going into large scale production.
I know I might sound like an idiot for giving you such strict instructions but when the jungle matures, u will understand better.

Why would you say u might sound like an idiot

I believe in the philosophy of start small, starting small also allows for me to know their strength and build on it

thanks very much for ur input