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immaq8:
hope she will live to eat the 5m. I fear PDP!

That's the first thing I thought of

Dem go just pay some random babalawo or agbero 1k to kill her or simply put a ransom on her head, 5m forgone

Her safety is not assured hereon

Homiesjinxbank:
Why are they turning blind eyes toward tinubu bullion van saga

The broom has swept his sins away, so he's a sinner no more

Lol

This is Nigeria

SangoOlukosoOba:
"If"

Nigeria would have been in a confused state.

They would have used the pandemic as an excuse to siphon what's left in our treasury.

GEJ's government was a "looting for all" and lawlessness.

If not not for the intervention of the Almighty God, GEJ and his cronies would have ruined the present and future of Nigeria.

But we still must be grateful to God almighty to have made our years of pains , turn into joy via the emancipation of His Excellence President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Please I'm not a pro buhari or Jonathan advocate, but I'd like to ask you one question

Is Nigeria in a better state currently and does the future look promising?

nylen1234:
There have been multiple reports on COVID-19 virus originating from Wuhan lab that was been partly funded by Bill Gates see https://youngconservativeleadersofcolorado.com/the-truth-behind-the-wuhan-virus/

The issue here is the fact that Bill Gates and his wife who predicted that many Nigerians will die from the virus have major investments in many big pharma companies currently working on producing a vaccine.

Many researchers have stated that the vaccines to be produced will kill more people and even may contain harmful nanoparticles and what is happening now is part of the plan. As I said there is need for you to do your own research to uncover truth which you will not get from mainstream news networks. Fear is the currency that will drive their agenda as people lose their freedom by the implementation of mandatory lock down and social distancing.

Based on your research, what do you advice we do?

Because identifying a problem doesn't solve the problem.

FYI: the information you gathered is only cos you were allowed to discover such info cos I know u didn't travel to make ur research urself, u mostly saw stuffs done by other which could be untrue in itself

Temotala:
The people talking nonsense about this are simply ignorant!

Do you know that TB Joshua owns Emmanuel TV - the worlds most subscribed Christian YouTube channel with 1.7million subscribers? He offers prayers for his viewers every week!! It’s a normal thing to record him praying for his viewers.

Have you not watched his documentary? At the very beginning of his life - when nobody knew him - he had a cameraman record his activities. TB Joshua knows the value of record. How would we know about him if not for the videos we watched?

FYI, I heard TBJ say several times on Emmanuel TV that he actually LIVES in his ‘prayer mountain’ close to his church HQ in Lagos. Prayer is a way of life for him!

Anyway, for all those who are making snide comments, ask yourself what you have achieved that the whole world has taken notice of Go outside this country and you will see the way foreigners regard and value TB Joshua! Continue to make deriding comments on social media while TB Joshua continues his assignment from God with a worldwide impact!

Please I want you to read Matthew 6 vs 6, understand what it says

Then read the full Matthew 6, understand what it says, you don't need to reply me

Then read enough passages about the life of Christ whom we are to emulate on our lives as Christians, then tell your self some truth

Even Jesus told his disciples on certain occasions not to tell the people what they saw until he was gone

Then I would ask you one question, who's ways are we to follow as Christians?

zedegit:
Use your hand or mouth nah.

Hmmnn, b4 I marry, I dey collect bj, but right now I just can't imagine allowing my wife put her mouth to work on IT, be like say nah self righteousness dey worry me but I no be good boy like that, either ways me no go allow her do am, maybe in the future, I can't say, but I doubt sha

Graxie:
I think you and whosoever that is calling me cococandy alternative handle is mad. Check when I registered on nairaland. It's obvious some of you are sick. I made up my mind that I will never quote your role model, stop involving me in your stupidity.

Wow, ur defense is beyond reasonable doubt

I sometimes wonder why peeps go around accusing others of using plenty monikers, though I know it would be happening

sassysure:
Well, she said her vaginal walls have no feelings and are constantly dry. I don't wear the shoe so I wouldn't know.

Her mother should talk to the man, yes. It's a woman to man talk and an elderly woman is needed to send the message home with its consequences.

My friend missed the opportunity when her mum came for the first òmùgwò and noticed what was happening. She begged this girl and she was busy doing my husband my affair.
Her biggest mistake. Six yrs down the line, she was giving me a frantic call. Shame wouldnt allow her to call her mum. All.the feelings she had for this guy were just melting away.
Worst is that if she is not with this guy for like 3 or 2 days, he will go out and do it.
Is that not madness?

I want to assume everyone is not the same in terms of their libido, some men have very high sexual libido and there are women that have very high sexual libido too, they didn't make themselves that way, I know a girl that banged my friend so much that he would run to my house to escape too much sex, it wasn't just an everyday thing it was more of they nack now, the guy wash off, she come back rolling in on his dïck for more, I can't say it was bad because it's how her system demanded it, even if she holds off from it, she might still give in to the urge, they broke up and she con dey show sign of wanting to get close to me, I jejely severed our friendship a little so we would not end as bedmate which would lead to my untimely death due to overdrive on sex, she didn't know I knew she was banging my friend cos we were all office friends, today she's married, if her husband sexdrive isn't as crazy as hers, he would probably breakdown in no short time, she sef go breakdown cos she would not get enough of what her body desires


Sex should be enjoyed by a husband and wife and it is a must for both to find ways to please each other but when it becomes too much for the other party to handle then there's a problem, but he too might complain she doesn't satisfy him, two way thing

In my own marriage, we both get down whenever our bodies long for each other, so counting the number of times is irrelevant but it's not really an everyday thingy cos in reality cos is sometime exhausting, me no be really fück fück man but who doesn't love sex

Compromise and understanding is the best option for the op, not just in sex but everyother avenue, how would she feel if her husband say she eats too much cos she eats 3 times a day, to you 3 times is ok, to her husband pocket it might be too much, while some eat uncountable times a day, we're all wired differently

Topmaike007:
maybe you still dey chop mama food

What if he has more than enough funds in his bank account as a result of saving plus investments that yielded more funds for saving and continuous investments

I'm not defending the lockdown, but not everybody is so broke that one month lockdown would affect them financially, lockdown definitely affected me financially plus I've lost at least 1m cos of lockdown which can't be gotten back except God triple my future income

I probably have less than 5k spendable money so if the lockdown isn't lifted, I'm in deep shit

whitebulb:
To the mod dat banned me covik 550 will visit u after d lockdown

U r a wickedth somebori ohh

I just dey laff as I read ur comment

Covik 550, bros small small nah abeg,

Pls tamper Johnson with Mercy for my sake

sholatech:
Now..Thats a great one from Africa! Hope it can be mass produced immediately for all African countries to buy.

Please give honor to whom it is due

That's a great one from Senegal, if you say Africa that means Nigeria is involved and we all know naija is not involved in anything productive, we only specialize in looting and importing

Even crude oil we have here is being sold and re-imported at extravagant prices for our consumption

jugger:
Those who should be doing this in Nigeria are either part of the government looting the country dry or part of the masses being looted dry.

Or have traveled to the "in the abroad" : lol

Or have abandoned their dreams due to lack of funding or resources or other reasons caused by being in Nigeria

Or have joined cult and many other societal vices that has killed their dreams

GrammarNazi1:
Get informed...
...those countries...
...their citizens...

Savage

Eriggs:
Women and fashion sha

Lol

But I duff my hat for her ohh based on the apology she tendered, so much humility coming from a leader

Unlike our homegrown leaders, they would even arrest the media house that dates publicise the pix of them in a nail salon

omonighoblessing:
07041967027 that's the man

Ok, I'll call him, thanks

Stillthebest:



All of them will perform better than Buhari.

Nah so them talk say buhari go better pass Jonathan, now the idiot turned out to be the worst of the worst

InvertedHammer:
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When the pain comes, you will be begging the doctor to extract it for N100k . The only permanent solution is extraction. Everything else is you wasting money till the extraction. You might as well cut to the chase.

Why not compare prices with other dentists?

If you are that broke, try and get into a bar fight. Someone will knock it out for free.

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What if they knock out ten teeth for him and the affected tooth is not one of the ten, square minus10 niyen

omonighoblessing:
I removed 5 of my tooth and I was about removing the 6th before I came in contact with a man who just applied some chemicals on my teeth and gum and all the Worms
just found their way out!!!! 15 of them I could count. Jesus can u imagine. After the worms were out I have felt no pain again and I only spent 3k for it

Pls how can I come in contact with this said man cos my own teeth don get black hole, felt pain but kinda bearable so I don't know what to expect

I think I've seen such peeps in my area when I was very young, came to our neighborhood and challenged people with tooth ache, worms were removed, abeg are the worms big cos the irritation from the sight of the worms coming out my mouth if I did such cld have significant psych effect could small thing dey quick irritate me

DonFreshmoney:
More needs to die..sorry to day but it's the fact.. the world has to be purged

Would you okay with you being one of the purged?

ghettokid1:
The worst is about to happen! I'm 100% sure that 70% of Kano indigenes lives with the Virus & 20 out of the remaining 30% will contact it soon

Wow, this your comment ehn, you frighten the living daylight out of me

Grow a heart or a conscience bro

Ayoswit:
There's absolutely nothing that surprises me about our leaders again

Everyday bears a new revelation about the waywardness of our "priced leaders"

I sit wondering to my self how much time he spends each day inside that very car that it had to have all the bells and whistles in the world, maximum 4 hours in day for which he might ride it only like 3rice in a week...

Our ways are just strange to say the least

Lush100:
sir, i have taught about this about one month ago.
Can i still use a place where i have done only foundation and small blocks to a little height?
i am thinking agriculture seriously.

Abeg I no be sir ohh, for me, I'd say now is the best time to look at agriculture, no matter how small ur space is, Rome wasn't built in a day, today u own small space, time and health on ur side, u cld buy the next small space as well,

U know what they say, little drops of water makes a mighty ocean

Afospecialk:
The same assertion for diversification over and over again without any action


Bullshiiiiiiiit for Africa

Even a primary1 student understand d need for diversification is long overdue but we keep over depending on crude oil as only means of survival but now its done on us that we are in a tight corner and no miracle overnight for any superlative result but to take agriculture wholeheartedly

Something popped in my head, now is the time to buy or own or amass enough land if you want to excel in agric

why?

If the government shifts it's focus to agric from oil as it's becoming unsustainable to dig oil currently, the idiot and his goons would turn to land grabbers just like what obj did, even if you own a land, they might revoke your ownership, however becoming a new owner then might be impossible

They would eclipse omonile case cos theirs would be worse, you know how it goes, this is Nigeria

My opinion though

Lol

I pray oil continues to be in supply so they can have something to divert their attentions while we work our way up through other avenues

oyeb15:
By the time Nigeria economy fall on Buhari and d useless governors ,it will b coupled by a serious revolution back by religious leaders both xtain and Islam.
Lockdown has removed d fear of death from our minds.Hunger is worse than death.

The revolution is a must before Nigeria can be good ohh

Evaromantik:
Oil Fall o!... Fall like the wall of Jericho.

Perhaps it will reset their brain to factory mode, so they can consider economical diversification.

All the time: Oyel oyel.... Crooks

The useless crooks go use taxation finish our life just so they continue their looting ohh

Abeg make una allow them dey pack the oil money and leave us citizens to our fate

YeribanzavsAfon:
So you know all these yet when Jonathan defeated Ebola you people said it was Lagos state Government and not Jonathan so now where is that Lagos state Government oya dem don handicap?? they need to conquer this one too na.

Please who exactly is "you people"?

Because last I checked, you don't know me or what tribe I'm from or if I'm a Nigerian at all

We as a people need to desist from the old ways, if you're a Christian or Muslim I guess there's no where I've heard Igbo heaven or hausa heaven or yoruba heaven

Vision2045:
Is that not better than the outdated oldie in Aso

You meant to say outdated dolt in asshole rock?

YeribanzavsAfon:
I thought some fools were here jumping and praising the Lagos state Government because there were no new cases recorded for few weeks but now Caterpillar don jam Keke, 70 something new cases in a flash hehehehe.. yorubas are fools, they are just looking for opportunity to claim they are the ones that nailed Coronavirus and not the Federal Government, now you can deal with your Corona virus and leave the Federal Government alone since you give glory to Lagos state Government only. Nitwits now is just morning....
When Jonathan defeated Ebola you people said it was Lagos state Government and not Jonathan so now where is that Lagos state Government oya dem don handicap?? they need to conquer this one too oo ..

I hope you understand this is not the time to play partisan politics, Lagos recording new cases is not because it failed in any way nah, it's impossible for Lagos to stop a returnee from having the virus, it's actually an imported disease and Lagos is major point of entry and are trying to arrest the situation to the best of their capabilities

And what's with the yorubas are f**ls thingy for God's sake, is there something you gain from being a tribal racist, are we not all human before being Nigerians before being from a particular tribe, una matter tire person

Babythicksme17:
28 death?oh lawd!this shiit keep increasing daily,God protect my love ones and have mercy on Nigeria.


If this spread like fire,our government won't be able to handle it compare to other countries.

You speak as though those other countries where it has gotten out of hand have been able to handle it

US, Italy and Co and suffering seriously from the dreaded virus, we hope God makes a way soon for humanity soon

Like someone said, if it's doesn't disappear everywhere, then it's still everywhere, not partial disappearance

emmadejust:
Its now ncdc start work, more works need to be done to eliminate this virus from Nigeria, many African nation are waiting for us to help them, our quick arrest of this will determine

Wait ohh, you say many African nations are waiting for us to help them

US or us

Please clarify because if it's us(as in we Nigerians), then I must be missing something

Fabulouzjoseph:
lock down with no food, poor electricity, poor security and no money how would the people survive ;'(

I am surprised at statements like this ohh

You're speaking as though the government cares

IMASTEX:
I wonder for him oh. Even if 90% is tax. It is still better at least there is a responsible govt that uses that tax for a greater good for all. Not some criminals called leaders in Naija that will steal anything they lay hands on.

We have kleptomaniacs in the government all around Nigeria

All they know how to do is steal and plunder the country's funds