₦airaland Forum

Professorcplus:
Let see him b4 and after now beside Watin him dey chop?

I was scrolling to see the "before" pix

How do we know if he truly gained weight due to lockdown if we don't see his pre-lockdown pix

Just saw this and thought to share

Make we reason small picture game

Take a look at Loki's jaw in the picture

NB: the picture is not my handwork ohh, I see am for twitter

2special:
No police station or those female agencies to report to...Indians mostly are animals

I'm guessing you're either not in Nigeria it not a Nigerian, you suppose know say reporting to police station is just only going to make the victim spend money without result

This Nigeria, police no send you, infact she go pay for biro wey dem take write statement for her

Hmmnn, we are watching

Make them dey act the film dey go, e go still result to leaking of information last last

Dididrumz:
My belle

Lol

Explorers:
The last one i bought.

My PS5 just arrived before lunch

Wettoid123:
Thanks bro, I wonder what is wrong with our generation!

Everybody is chasing clouts ohh

They call it the social media age

Wettoid123:
if you have a Bentley car will you mark it?

Wise words sir

dammiedot:
should we tell her?

Them "tell" one girl for my area, the girl don enter coma, nah the matter we dey settle since morning

No allow this one enter coma sef

samincredible44:
I will like to see who will contest against the gods.contest against the gods and die

Just like how sanwo-olu installed a king in oniru/iru land abi and has died abi

Even the gods no get levels again

ifytrik:
Just 2years in prison for raping an 8years old girl, are we really punishing or encouraging rapist in this country? Why not pull out his dick, insert enought pepper in it mouth, use toothpick filled with peper to finger the mouth of his dick then sentence him to 30years inpreasment

Bros the 30years imprisonment is just ok a lil bit, I won't mind if they could add more Sha but all this pepper things you described, that one me no fit take my hand so am for person so I no dey that one

But seriously 2 years is like giving the guy a tap on his back for the come he committed nah

HoliMaree:
Tomorrow the man will have his own kids and bad luck will be following them all through their lives without knowing the source of their predicament

Bad luck following them probably means they'll probably be bad kids too, that means more bad people in our society to cause more havoc

Why not castrate the bastard, jail him for life so he can't produce more evil bastards like him

SweetCunt97:
Lemme paint d picture.

The 40 year old has a carrot dick that can't make a grown woman move talk more of moan. No matter how he tries, no cries of pleasure or pain..nothing. So his perverse mind pushes him to beat Lil girls first( for d perceived cry) and then rape them with his needles dick.. Offcourse it will b painful for them as they are virgins and still little. Personally the man does not deserve to be amongst people, he's a predator.


Castration should be the Ultimate Punishment for Serial premeditated Rapes.

Castration no be full answer ohh, nah make them jail the bastard for life join or some jungle justice shît

If them castrate am only, he go still dey carry out him useless act

oyeb15:
Shameless people. I just blame Nigeria legal System. Try misbehaving with your Dickson in d US by having babies with different sluts ,you will end up fast in poverty no matter how rich u are.

Wow, I used to tell myself it's unfair for men to pay child support, but looking at it from this your perspective, it's actually kinda a way to keep men's dingdong in their trousers

Hhansome:
Sad news is that nothing would be done at the end... And her father wants to govern Nigeria. God forbid!

Association of thieves everywhere, saddest part is they have supporters who don't even have food and water on their own table

Happy989:
I started dating my boyfriend months ago and even before we started dating we've been good friends. He is intelligent, funny, has a great personality and takes good care of me. When he asked me to be his girlfriend I was so happy, because he is such a great guy. My boyfriend is in his final year in the same university that I attend. I'm still in my second year.

There is this guy in my department who is very good looking and also intelligent. He isn't jovial and extroverted like my boyfriend, but he is cool in a very confident and attractive kind of way. We started talking recently and he told me he finds me attractive. I told him that I have a boyfriend and he didn't seem fazed and never talked about the subject of my relationship. He still complimented my body and looks from time to time even though I didn't respond to his compliments in a way that indicated that I was in support of his actions.

During this covid-19 break we began talking more often over the phone and through texts and I always found our conversations interesting. A lot of times we'd talk till midnight. He is very witty and creative with words and I always smile whenever I see his texts or receive his calls.

Few weeks ago we talked about sexual fetishes and I realized we both had similar fetishes. This made him even more interesting because I found myself able to talk about stuff I hadn't talked about with anyone before, not even my boyfriend. This guy is not like anyone I've ever met before. His views on life are very unique and original and his personality is so complex and his sexuality is very intriguing.

The problem now is that I am beginning to develop strong feelings for this guy. When he calls me on the phone I don't wish the call to end. I find myself talking to him for minutes not minding the time. He is beginning to occupy my thoughts a lot and I don't know what to do. I still love my boyfriend but there is something about this guy that just seems to draw me to him.

I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.

You don break code already when you and new guy start to dey talk, what's left is just for you to breakup with your current boyfriend,

But then a new guy who's more witty, handsome, intelligent, rich, loving, gentle etc would come around again, then you'd leave new guy for future new guy?

Nah we be our own problem

How did you and the new get talking, you had intentions to make out with him, you had intentions to break your boyfriend's heart already when you made yourself available for new guy

No matter how loving, rich, handsome, intelligent and whatnot a boyfriend is, there's always going to be someone that has all the features combined and extra good features

No matter how beautiful or sexy a girl is, there's always going to be a girl outside that's way more sexy than our girl, so do we leave our girl everytime we see a new more sexy girl


All it takes in life is contentment, cherish what you have.

If your boyfriend was a bad boyfriend, you try to settle any difference, but if it can't work, you walk, but in this case, it's working, nah you want spoil am, how long would you continue spoiling things

HolyTitus:
This kinda bull crap tends to always happen when you have pounded yam for house (your bf) and you go dey disturb pap (chatting, calling, and texting someone who ain't your guy till midnight; that's unfair if you're truly serious about your guy). it clearly indicated you don't know what you want yet. Break up with your present bf and give the next guy a chance; you'll definitely find another guy that appeal your fantasies the more and I'm quite sure you'll keep breaking up with all of them like that like that until you keep meeting any guy that fancies your interest the more and mind you; your body counts keeps jumping. You only know the value of what you have till it's not within your reach anymore.


I hope you don't later know the value of a boring lover compared to a witty lover.

Lol, you said it all

We still don't want to have sense, a new toy would always be more appealing than the last until you have used all the toys in the market then you realise the toys can never finish but you have spent all your cash (in a girl's case : her pussy has been spent leaving gutter for her would be husband)


Any girl that gives a random guy her digit who she has no serious business with when she has a boyfriend is just a LovePeddler in the making

Vyzz:








I understand darling



U can have as many boyfriend as u want so why limit yourself to just one or two.



Go for more



Try every guy.



Find what u truly want, just try it all so u will know what u want and go for it when u about to marry.



So happy � doing

By then body count go dey in the hundreds

Well, on the bright side, more pussy to go round

Nah the husband go take the gutter wey go remain

donbachi:
"The youths are the leaders of tomorrow"..see one of dem.

So me and Dino nah age bracket...

Fear God ohh, with all him white biabia like ewure

Acehart:
I think the same way you do. Someone corrected him and received a bashing for his effort. His post is vile.

Wetin Musa no go see for church

seyi360:
A Pastor knows that the development of his local assembly rests on God and women. Women's influence on church growth is in no doubt.

Women are gifted with the subtle ability to multiply a congregation by word of mouth especially. Hence, a serious Pastor must take women's department seriously.

However, in the attempt to cater for them, he may be misinterpreted, misconstrued and misrepresented. Which raises the critical question.

How can a Pastor draw the line between genuine care for his female members and flirting with them?

I thought the gospel is supposed to be what multiplies a congregation that has its eyes on Jesus, if you've started saying women are gifted with one ability or the other then you've started going the way of the world and there have other motives

Or are churches now operating like banks that use women as marketers not minding what the women do to get customers so far their market base increases

Now catering to women and increase on church members rest on God and "women", so special attention is being placed on women over men?

There's a lot of things wrong with this post

Never knew people have to come on public forums to ask how they leave a church they don't have a passion to attend anymore

Wetin Musa no go see for church gate sha

Racoon:
and brethren.Watch them keep their distance like a plague here.

He's not avoiding this thread, he didn't see the thread at all that's why he isn't on front page

And please remember, pdp should be blamed ohh, they raped Nigeria for 16 years while buhari has only raped us for 5 years now


Buhari is counting scores, we have really suffered in this country

ednut1:
Suya seller go avoid this thread

The guy's hypocrisy sickens me to my bones

He is probably still sleeping, but it's GEJ's case, he would quote like 20 people with one post just to paint Jonathan bad


PS:

We are all aware the previous administration stole this country to stupor, but we expected this new administration to flay all the previous thieves while keeping a clean sheet and possibly move the country forward, but the same rhythm is being played, thieving is the continuous order of the day, moreso it is now even more aggressive

Authoreety:
U gbab am

L for Landrover

SIRTee15:
My parents bought their brand new beetle for 1600 naira in 1979....
He was earning roughly 2100 per year, while my mum earned roughly the same as a nurse....
Household income was over 4000 naira and they paid cash for the car....
Cost of living must have been cheap for them to save enough conveniently....
How many middle class family can pull such stunt now....

Your moniker suggest u grew up in the 80s....
Pls just ask the grown ups in the 70s and 80s....
Life was much better and convenient....
No comparison at all....

Your write up makes sense, my dad was in the Navy from the eighties, according to him, his salary was practically bonus because they give them food and a lot of other stuffs, at the end of the day, his salary was used only for flexing cos other basics were already taken care of

Even mumsie sef told me stories of their school days, they didn't have to buy school books cos ur seniors use am, you sef use am leave for another person and they were most likely more humane then, so ur parents stress on school utilities go reduce by gazzilions while they use salaries for better things


But now.... Nna mehm, uwa bu pawpaw mehn, no yaw, I pity myself cos I don start to dey groom children

ednut1:
u fit remove 30 Nigeria from China per land mass

Ebelebo, as for that one me no sabi at all

Basically nah our leadership be the core problem for this country, nwaiz, we kpai here whether good or bad

ednut1:
that one na China. They had to. Control birth rate for many years too.

Oga their population is about 5 times ours

ednut1:
like he said more people less resources now. If the present Nigeria had 1/4 of its current population it would have been ok. But we keep fucking and giving birth

Please remind us China's population again and how their economy is faring

illicit:
If hausa kill fulani, it doesn't matter even to their politicians

But you and I are not those politicians, those politicians have spoilt our dear country so we shouldn't be like them

those politicians in my book are evil and should get capital punishment for what they've done to this country

It's not about being better than them, it's about doing the right thing sir, hope you get me

illicit:
Hausa kill Fulani, no case

So if George Floyd was killed by a black cop, it's ok by your standards

Or if the victim of the cop that killed the Floyd guy wasn't a black rather a white, it would be ok as well

Hmmnn, we as a people need a rethink


All human lives matter sir

othermen:
Don't tell your parent anything. Or you want to kill them too? Pretend as though you are still in school, collect money for books, get your school fee by yourself; use the money to drink and have all the fun you can, take drugs, just have fun. Never make the mistake of writing another Jamb or reapplying. Who studies biological science? You are far beyond that. In the next three years, go to wherever in Lagos and get a university MBBS certificate. Travel to the north, you will get a job. Pay your tithe. You will be forgiven for those that die in your care. It is their time_ right? The best Sir--+ and don't forget to hide or delete the diary where you said you are studying engineering. May you get the attention that you seek.

Your comment finished work, what you just said is the mentality of a typical Nigerian, non-chalant about everything, you still added pay tithe, you're just too gangsta man