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CrimeRe: Cross River State Government Declares 35 Persons Wanted For Cultism by DAVE5(m): 11:23am On May 25, 2020
afecgivers:
How I wish they can form cultism of youths taking over democratic power, a cult of votes must count, a cult of no buying of voters during election, a cult against ritual killers and demonic native doctors, a cult against nepotism, a cult against job buying, a cult against corrupt political leaders, a cult against bribes for marks in our universities, a cult against injustice in Nigeria, a cult against many many bad things in Our country. Or cult of success developers for the youth... E for sweet to join.
No ohh, those are too positive minded reason, they prefer to make cult for things like

"nah me be street king"
"I can nack any girl I want cos I dey cult"
"I'd rather die without a cause"
"Do you know who I am"
"Them oppress me, so let me oppress other people (especially those that didn't do anything to me or other "weak people" cos the ones that oppressed me is still stronger than me) "
"I be strong man"
"Nah me Sabi bad guy slang pass"

I still wonder what their intentions is for perpetuating all the evils they do
CrimeRe: Cross River State Government Declares 35 Persons Wanted For Cultism by DAVE5(m): 11:17am On May 25, 2020
Holumhidey:
For ordinary cultism....?
You call cultism ordinary?

Do you hear of their activities?

Any serious government should add clamping down on cult activities and cultist to their to do list
PoliticsRe: Thread On The Snipers Of The Nigerian Army (Pictures) by DAVE5(m): 12:00am On May 25, 2020
NGpatriot:
What's so secretive about random pictures of snipers on the internet? Are the pictures battle field pictures or just snipers posing for pictures.

These are pictures of snipers all over the internet.

Below are [pictures of snipers including american snipers all over the internet.
I'm all for their safety off the battleground or workstation, if their pix are available all over the internet, good for them

What do I know
PoliticsRe: Thread On The Snipers Of The Nigerian Army (Pictures) by DAVE5(m): 10:53pm On May 24, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
Why is Nigerian Things always different grin

Snippers that I know don't stay in open place to shoot their targets.

They hide and are not easily seen
sad
I'm even wondering if this information should be public

What do I know, we're in social media age
CelebritiesRe: Joy Tongo, Cynthia Morgan’s Ex-Manager Blasts Her. Claims She’s Owing $30,000 by DAVE5(m): 10:47pm On May 24, 2020
IJOBA2:
I HAVE TOLD ALL THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES ON NAIRALAND TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TERRORIST
So the ones Buhari released are not terrorists
CelebritiesRe: Joy Tongo, Cynthia Morgan’s Ex-Manager Blasts Her. Claims She’s Owing $30,000 by DAVE5(m): 10:46pm On May 24, 2020
heykims:
U are mad
Wow, you sir need help
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 10:39pm On May 24, 2020
festacman:
I was a little impatient there. My bad.
Lol, ur bad ke

U no do anything wrong nah, we dey catch fun here
CrimeRe: The Girl Who Faked Her Death Real Story by DAVE5(m): 10:34pm On May 24, 2020
The whole story get as e be abeg

Let me continue chilling

CrimeRe: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 10:23pm On May 24, 2020
bestman09:
huh

She went too far.

They should release her and let her pick up her life
Meanwhile they don cast her, her mumsie go resume money collection
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 10:15pm On May 24, 2020
festacman:
Now, we have the three sides to the story.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over to you.

Cynthia Morgan is proud and a little crazy in the head.

Jude Okoye sounded like a typical capitalist on whom you will never legally pin down an allegation successfully.

MayD is an opportunistic fat head.

Peter Okoye wants hunger to kill his brother Jude for some personal reasons.
You said over to us but you don make pronouncement already nah
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 10:11pm On May 24, 2020
TroubleMaker47:
So you don't even have money to buy data?
You wan cause trouble ohh

Trouble maker
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 10:07pm On May 24, 2020
smith4real1980:
Very disapointed at most nairalanders, watch the video, den u guyz would understand, he made sm really good points nd i belive every word he said, wen people see a lil bit of light dey feel dey hv arrived, dats exactly what happened to mayd nd Cynthia Morgan, nd he mentioned 40million naira nd nt dollars.
50+ minutes video (which translates to 1gig data minimum) just to listen to Jude, I never sit down watch pjmask reach 10minutes for my life nah to watch Jude wey don chop belleful I go con do

Op for summarize wetin the guy talk joor
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 10:01pm On May 24, 2020
DriggityDre:
Like how is she owing him $40M??
That's like almost Chris Brown's net worth. N15B, what?
Chris Brown is worth about $40M only?

I thought the guy would be rolling in like $500M range ohh

And burna boy said he had more than $3.5M way back?

I'm not understanding again ohh

Shei me sef no go talk say I get $100M like this?
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by DAVE5(m): 9:52pm On May 24, 2020
Davash222:
I'm just wondering what Cynthia Morgan bought from Jude that she's owing him 40Million dollars.
E reach to ask ohh

40 million dollars as in 40 m i l l I i o n d o l l a r s

Be like Jude dey sell private jets or small islands

In other statements; he spent 100,000 dollars on mayorkun and I'm wondering if MayD has held real dollars his entire life

Damn, does the full psquare have $40million to throw around
Seems we now spend dollars in this country


Jude don watch too much of their chop my money video site him dey believe say him get money
PoliticsRe: Speaker Mudashiru Obasa Reacts To Corruption Allegations Against Him by DAVE5(m): 9:29pm On May 24, 2020
Lyydia:
Sometime I just sigh and wonder how I found myself in this country.


Its in Nigeria that u steal and rob it on face of masses
sad
I ask my that same question sometimes

How did I arrive in this country in the first place?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Need To Speak/pray In Tongues? by DAVE5(m): 9:21pm On May 24, 2020
Bojack:
Rbabababebeaokolalalakakakasomededa

Me sef sabi am
Some people go say you dey blasphem as if no be wetin most of our church gang dey do
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Need To Speak/pray In Tongues? by DAVE5(m): 9:20pm On May 24, 2020
MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read
this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents
regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have
come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make
them
to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state
that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and
his
love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors
have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i
grew
up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world
standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to
attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the
poor
and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another
female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife
love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to
donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja
asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k?
Are
you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men,
Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats
why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering
some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit
wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt
politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.
Things that
will make u a man of God
1: Your relationship with God
2. Your way of life
3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset
that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man
of
God
.

I hope you also watch his videos on YouTube and other social media platforms

Him fighting with boy (supposed demon) in church, as in fist combat, the money spraying and other funny stuffs

The things he does for us to see, are those the things Jesus Christ would do or did?
Please read your Bible well before answering this very question

And you want to use other pastors as yardstick, he has done half of what our favorite pastors have done?
and you think anyone cares about his English being correct, who even told you those "our favorite" pastors are real

Proper TB Joshua's English isn't anything like pastor Chris oyakhilome's English and you wonder why people take TB Joshua serious and take odumeje as a joke?
Heck, there are many pastors who don't speak correct English but are taken more seriously

Let's cut the crap, I'm living in sin but who isn't living in sin these days, there's more than enough to make you live in sin but the odumeje I watch on YouTube pages and other social media platforms is just making a mockery of everything Jesus Christ and the Bible stands for abeg.


I'm imagining odumeje coming to preach to me with a Bible to turn to a Christian if I was a traditional worshipper, I'd laff my àss out real hard

Why?
Not cos he's preaching alien religion to me but cos his lifestyle is not worthy of emulation
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Need To Speak/pray In Tongues? by DAVE5(m): 8:56pm On May 24, 2020
Buliwyf:
Lol. Speaking in tongues is farcical and only worthy of mockery. Especially the ones that Christians practice these days. It's nothing more than gibberish and some patois that you guys use to psych up yourselves and feel you have a communication with some higher power. News flash, you don't!!!

It is telling that none of the tongues spoken these days can be recognised as any form of language by people. The only anecdotal evidence for speaking in tongues makes it known that they actually spoke the languages of the foreign people around them and could be understood. But you guys these days utter rubbish which doesn't even help anyone, not even yourselves.

Every language has the same pattern. You can do a statistical sampling of the words to get their usage frequency and all human languages have the same pattern. Some words are used more frequently than others. Especially articles. Heck, even dolphins' communication patterns almost matches that of humans and that's why it's been theorised that they have language. But you charlatans speaking in tongues, same thing can't be said for you. Your word usage is all over the place and usually you are just repeating the same nonsense over and over. No one can understand you. Not even yourselves.

Lastly, what's the use of your speaking in tongues? You have been speaking in tongues yet your life is not better than the average person that doesn't speak in tongues. You have no special knowledge, no special insights nor special abilities. You are as ordinary as the rest of us and the only thing that seems exceptional about you is your unmatched ability to delude yourself. You remind of those Christ Embassy girls in school that will meet you on the road and ask you to start speaking in tongues immediately. Then in the evening they are off to some guy's house to have the sex of their lives.
You really went all out for this topic ohh

Omo, been long I read something this lethal and precise that made me laugh really hard

Truth is you couldn't have said it any better

Lol @ "Christ embassy girl" ; that was gangstar
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Music And Gospel Music: Understanding The Difference by DAVE5(m): 8:44pm On May 24, 2020
merryossai:
Whether gospel or Christian music, local man no send as long as e dey glorify the father.

Gather here if you think this explanation is not necessary.
According to op

Gospel music is about Jesus Christ

Also according to op

Christian music is about Christian Life which is also about Jesus Christ

Me:

Gospel (about Christ's life) = Christian (Jesus is the focus of christians)
Gospel music, Christian music; one and the same, different words or rather same word in different phrase

Abi I miss something ni
PoliticsRe: EFCC: Rivers Officials Withdrew ₦118 Billion In Cash by DAVE5(m): 8:31pm On May 24, 2020
Karlifate:
This "COVID-19 holiday" is really exposing many illegal withdrawals being made by some corrupt entities.
From Ondo 4.3B Naira to Rivers 118B Naira. This is getting interesting!
~
On the flipside, Zenith Bank has alot of Federal money in their "customers" accounts in every of their branches o!
We are grateful to Covid but you forget say them use covid loot massively as well?

You also forget say abacha no steal, so these guys det probably save the withdrawn monies for rainy days for Nigeria

Me sef dey observe
PoliticsRe: EFCC: Rivers Officials Withdrew ₦118 Billion In Cash by DAVE5(m): 8:27pm On May 24, 2020
mykelkay:
It will bless 118,000 families if they distribute it by #1,000,000.

I hope they face trials, just the way they condemn mere street thieves and Yahoo boys...
Bros abeg face which trial ohh, should we be deceiving ourselves waiting for a trial, how many people dem don punish

Obasa own case dey dia ohh, Orji nko wey Dem release on grounds of wrong proceeding or whatever while ignoring that Orji was convicted for financial crimes, they cared more about how he was convicted and therefore he should be realeased

Buhari himself is setting the pace with him intentionally not doing anything about any of all this, when the head is bad, the body malfunction

PS; I didn't say buhari stole, but his "dormancy" / passive role in all this is the reason they steal and plunder public funds with wreckless abandon


#ThisIsNigeria
PoliticsRe: EFCC: Rivers Officials Withdrew ₦118 Billion In Cash by DAVE5(m): 8:20pm On May 24, 2020
Deola2020:
This people don milk Nigeria dry
Nigeria don see something for their hand

Abacha would be rolling in his grave currently wishing he was still alive

Sha nah we dey cause am, we know wetin to do if we want act, but we docile
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by DAVE5(m): 8:11pm On May 24, 2020
Maliqcious:
because he wants to help brainless
Abeg ohh bros, this one wey you call me brainless so, shei me and you dey quarrel before abi nah the harmless stuff wey I write make you call me brainless

Omo mehn, you're very heartless ohh, I'm sure you felt pride in ur heart when you said what you said.. tueh

Tufiakwa
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by DAVE5(m): 8:07pm On May 24, 2020
adexmikky:
When Cynthia was rockin' back then, she insulted Davido, called him a fuckboy and that his head looks like tilapia. Now see what has happened.
PS: Not every helper is like Davido, don't use gragra to descend on people because you are balling. No one knows tomorrow.
Thank you sir, perfect

No one knows tomorrow
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by DAVE5(m): 8:05pm On May 24, 2020
oldtruth:
When she was abusing him, did she did it privately? What David said was, "tell her to call me". He doesn't have her number and he shouldn't be begging to search for it.

If she likes, she called. If not, goodluck to her.


and to you seeking private blessing, you better prayed that both public and private blessing don't pass you by
The only thing I know about Cynthia Morgan is her name, I probably won't recognize her if she sat right next to me, I don't know her history with davido either

From what you said, then it's possible he too is taking advantage of her situation to mock her and not offer her the help at all cos I see no reason why you should post on social media that someone you want to help should call you, he knows more than a million ways to make her contact him if he chooses without having to shout all over twitter, well what's mine, I never said what he did was bad

what if all the people that offered help only posted it on social media to call out people they want to help

Guess you heard of the Japanese girl that died(probably suicide) as a result of cyber bullying, that too could happen to anyone

What do I know sef, if I could offer her help, I would have done that, but even me sef dey find help that's why I work to ensure I tie up my loose ends
HealthRe: I'm Ready To Sue One Of The Biggest Private Hospital In Lagos by DAVE5(m): 7:45pm On May 24, 2020
Ningen:
There's no excuse here.
It's not just a cream. It's wrongful medication.

And they should be held accountable for their negligent action to prevent future deadly errors.

Suing them will save “countless” lives.
This is Nigeria, the op would just be wasting his resources pursuing a case that would yield nothing

Court matter in naija is who knows who ohh

I know a case where everything wasn't in favor of the defendant and they should get serious punishment, all it took was one evening outing between the judge and the lawyer and the matter took another turn in favor of the defendant
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by DAVE5(m): 4:29pm On May 24, 2020
toprealman:
But also remember that some are better left alone.
Everyone is worth being helped
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by DAVE5(m): 4:27pm On May 24, 2020
Ishitinyourlife:
And he couldn't do this privately why,audio people
My thoughts exactly, he could actually call her, do what he wants to do for her privately, tomorrow she'll be the one singing his praises not this alariwo he's doing

Anyways, it's good if he really does help her even if I never listened to her song(s)
CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Apple's Virtual Assistant Speaks (Video) by DAVE5(m): 8:58pm On May 23, 2020
BrutusOj:
Hmm..this children play don de gather plenty attention oo. Anyways, no matter how them beef, them no fit reach 2Pac and B.I.G beef. All these ones na Instagram beef. The real beef between east and west coast back in the days when Davido and Burnaboy were not yet planned by their parents involved throwing of groundnuts everywhere till the two legends of rap left the sinful world.
Lol, throwing groundnut kwa

I sure say no be groundnut kill Tupac,

The music world still misses Tupac, B.I.G yeah but I wasn't that into his music, just a few


I go dey fear groundnut sellers from now ohh
Lol
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by DAVE5(m): 12:45pm On May 23, 2020

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