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Health / Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by DaveChapelle: 8:30pm On Aug 15, 2023
you're very lucky.
Drink at least 2 to 3 litres water daily to prevent more stones in the future.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2023
Lexusgs430:


Tilapia looking vehicle, like tinubu........😂

I have vexed.
I decided to go BMW

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 7:35pm On Mar 22, 2023
Lexusgs430:



Yes o ...... Longest time ......

CHR still cruising........ With over 60K on the clock now ........😂
I think i am on my 2nd car since Oju yobo
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2023
mizGene:

Annual renewal. I didn't just automatically renew...gave them a call to update some info for the new year and then negotiated the price of over 800 they quoted me to just over 600. I still asked for more (as Olivia Twist 😀) but they were now asking if I had a better deal so they could match, I didn't (lowest quote I got was almost double £1400) so I took what was on the table.
I think having a history with them helped.
That's lucky, must be a good agent.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 2:58pm On Mar 22, 2023
mizGene:


I learnt this lesson many years ago after I asked (because I was broke) for a discount on my tuition fees and they gave me almost 40% off🤑. I realised I only asked as that was the only option I had, if I had the cash I wouldn't have asked.
Since then I negotiate every and anything.. just saved over 200pounds on my car insurance last week by negotiating with my provider...
hmmn🤔🤔🤔. How'd you manage that? Was that on annual renewal? Or even after comparison sites?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 2:56pm On Mar 22, 2023
Lexusgs430:


If I keep coming to your house, and switching one light off and turning on another........

Would/won't you start wandering what I am up to ..........😂🤪
Oga Lexus, how market... Remember me? Mr Juke. How's your CHR?
Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by DaveChapelle: 2:53pm On Mar 22, 2023
Ade1177:

He must be funny, witty
And good at deceiving

To know if having sex requires money or not

Nysc days when you're a corper, handsome BROKE but have sweet mouth and funny make them laugh and invite her to watch movie

Otilo

Having Money is when you want quality girls

But having sex with girls not really necessary to be rich

Some of us like those trenches babes... No forming like rich girls though
Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by DaveChapelle: 6:19pm On Mar 21, 2023
bluefilm:


He's actually right.

Women lack the opportunity of GETTING WHO THEY REALLY LOVE/WANT TO have sex with.

For example, so many ladies might want to have sex with men like 2face or Davido, but can they?
Really, they probably just want security. financial security and socail security. Many of those people are regular people who have fallen on rough times and its easy money.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 6:15pm On Mar 21, 2023
fatima04:
Hello Everyone for useful tips on visa application, living in the UK and other information visit part 1 of the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/4158866/living-uk-life-uk-immigrant#62102073

For questions on Studying in the UK, please refer to the UK student thread on the below link and try not to derail the thread with student enquiries


https://www.nairaland.com/6712649/uk-student-visa-tier-4#105017249.

Now let's go make some more memories 3years after the thread was created.

Modified

Added below link to provide a summary of common questions regarding student visa. Please read

https://www.nairaland.com/6719932/living-uk-life-immigrant-part-2#105186938

Impressive, this post is still growing. I'm one of the earlier fans from 2017. How market

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Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by DaveChapelle: 6:13pm On Mar 21, 2023
MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.

Technology or not....he must have sweet mouth.
Its not that easy to sweet talk many people, technology or not.
If e easy try am.
Not saying what he's done is right, but its not just about technology or money.

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Romance / Re: 2 Lovers Found Dead Naked In An SUV In Lagos by DaveChapelle: 9:06pm On May 02, 2022
ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Carbon monoxide, but probably due to no ventilation in a sealed up space
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 12:47am On Apr 14, 2022
Lexusgs430:



The little people, like leprechauns......... cheesy
How market
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 12:47am On Apr 14, 2022
@lexusgs430

How market Oga
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2022
ybahrbz91:
Good evening House.

I submitted the details of my present passport for issuance of COS. However, my passport is now in the 6 month range of expiry and I have captured for a re-issuance.
How should I go about it when applying for VISA?

Thank you.
Just mention in your application, you are in the process of renewing. In your case, still within date, so probably not an issue or not...I applied forILR with an expired passport and mentioned i was in the process of renewal. When it was being processedi got an email asking me to send the recent data page, which had been done by then and i got the ILR without problems...

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 1:14pm On Jan 17, 2022
Xanderlex:
Hello everyone.
Is it compulsory to take Vitamin D tablets for someone who just moved to the UK, considering the absence of sunlight here ?
Also due to the cold weather, I urinate a lot and seem not to get tasty. My wife actually forces me to drink plenty water due to kidney stones.
Yeah vit. D is good. Helps boost your levels and reduces body pains and low mood/ depression in winter. Watch your drinking when going out in the winter so you don't pisirii for body. Iusually rehydrate when i'mback home, so i don't wet myself outsde before finding a toilet which has happened to me before by the way---TMI

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2022
DanWord:
Let me just chip this in. From my observation here in the UK, these indians are genius. If according to what i know about genius. In our Java Class, a guy who resumed in September completed the coursework in less than 3 hours. What will all have been doing group meeting for, this is a guy who came barely October ending nearly a week to end of course. He has never coded in java. All the oyinbo gather the guy like he was einstein. I also notice same in cyber forensic class, in our lab we have classwork for two hours, before twenty minutes the indians will submit and leave the class. When we are still studying the classwork description, trying part one.

Those guys are good and best thing about them is their cooperation is out of this world. Northerns dey learn work for where this guys dey. An Indian guy who resumed late see are dey gather the guy give him all the materials, speak their language adding him to course group. Before a week the guy was already settled. Mine case was different the only Nigeria guy there dey speak phoney, behaving like something I don't know, because he has been in the UK for quite a long.

In my experience, they really study alot, and devote hours toit. Remindsme of aclassmate in sec school. Even after exams he stays back in class still reading. I agree with the shared learning from seniors. Things we in Nigeria do not really do. I believe if you devote the same time they do and research yourneedsor course work even before starting, when you resume,you willlook like a super star.But I guess there's more to life than books.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 7:01pm On Dec 25, 2021
elisinho:

Na now I understand what they have been saying through out this month
"Are you sorted for Christmas"

lol
Romance / Re: Sex With Slim Girls Feels Like Heaven by DaveChapelle: 1:23am On Nov 16, 2021
Good for you
Science/Technology / Re: Beautiful But Deadly Poison Dart Frogs (Pictures) by DaveChapelle: 4:34pm On Nov 09, 2021
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Food / Re: Photos Of Porcupine, Monkey, Antelope, Deer & Crocodile Killed By My Brother by DaveChapelle: 12:06am On Oct 31, 2021
Your bro na godofwar oh, how will somebody vex, go out, e kill crocodile, still vex dey carry go...Hope the animal kingdom will not hire John Wick/ Tarzan/ Ebola to revenge. He should watch his back! what he want thisassortment for anyway...brideprice or rituals?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by DaveChapelle: 5:21pm On Oct 24, 2021
BouharryArtikou:


Sorry if I’m asking too much.
£30 for diesel. Wow!
Please what type of car is that?
I mean the year and engine size.

I will really want to get a little, and cheap banger.

@lexusgs430 any ideas?
@DaveChapelle, can you suggest?

Cheap banger, i will go for a lexus 1s200 or 250. Fuel is expensive though, or a nissan juke. Do u have family?

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Family / Re: Bored In Marriage by DaveChapelle: 12:08pm On Oct 16, 2021
Just wait till you have a Baby, that is 100x more stress. You have entered 1chance.Best start trying to get over the feeling.

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Sports / Re: Verstappen Handed Three-place Grid Drop For Causing Crash With Hamilton by DaveChapelle: 12:54am On Sep 13, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
one of the most boring and useless sports. fastest car almost always wins and that's Mercedes.
every sport is useless then
Sports / Re: Verstappen Handed Three-place Grid Drop For Causing Crash With Hamilton by DaveChapelle: 12:53am On Sep 13, 2021
Rich4god:
I still don't knw how these formula one team makes money.

With the cost of tires, getting new car in almost every race,cost of fueling and parts and paying the drivers and team members. How do they make all these money to foot the bills and remain profitable.
they make money from selling sport cars, and merchandise. That's why Mercedes is expensive

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Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by DaveChapelle: 10:28am On Jul 08, 2021
Ask your best friend for advise nau
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Changes His Name To BIG WIZ by DaveChapelle: 4:11pm On Jun 07, 2021
Na so Lil bow wow sef change name to Bow wow, for those old enough to know who lil bow wow is
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 12:16am On May 17, 2021
Santa2:
Thinking of scooping this..do I need a permit to ride it this here in the Uk?
Just be aware it is actually illegal to use the electric one on public roads and foot paths. It's also a very dangerous scooter..., my little time in A&E, heard of 3 very serious almost life-changing injuries, if you use on public roads. Some people use it, but its at their risk. You are only allowed to use it if its part of a Govt trial
Politics / Re: The Future Of Africa? Seven Times Ghana Has Beaten Nigeria To The Prize by DaveChapelle: 4:28pm On Apr 14, 2021
If Nigeria can not step up, we should step aside and let others make progress. The Elephant that refuses to move forward will, well, remain there noni

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 2:45pm On Feb 15, 2021
Lexusgs430:



Wow..... Juke is juking no more........ cheesy
I got bored. Guess what i'm driving now. I'll give you a clue, it's a blast from the past and deduct 30 from some digits in your view + H
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:19pm On Feb 14, 2021
Lexusgs430:



Looks very familiar......... grin
I had to let Ojuyobo go.
Needed a bigger family car embarassed
Romance / Re: Don't Have Sex With People You Meet Online. Pictures by DaveChapelle: 11:58pm On Jan 19, 2021
Nairalandwizerd:
yes but having unprotected sex with a stranger, somebody you don't even know his phone num is an act of foolishness, only whor.es behaves such way
It takes 2 to tango
Romance / Re: Don't Have Sex With People You Meet Online. Pictures by DaveChapelle: 10:29pm On Jan 19, 2021
Nairalandwizerd:
the woman who had sex with a stranger.

the man sticking his mechanism in a stranger nko...is that not stupid of him too? after all he had a choice

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