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Mtcheew Chicken change

Wizpa:
Normal!

Youths still dey play for this country ba??

Very soon Dollar go hit 1500 Naira, that time it will dawn on y'all to drop your screens and wake the F-up and do a massive protest

Don't play!!!!! I repeat, DONT PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you play!!!! You will learn, and you will learn in the Hard Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quiet.! Na all this one’s wey go dey online dey motivate. When Time to go reach dem go follow back door tuwuma

Growing up in those days.
My father was like a demigod in the house. He never speaks to us except through my mother. And before she then convince him to pay stuffs for us, it takes above a month to sort em out.
I thank God for grace and mercy upon my life; I have 3kids and has never shown those horrific childhood experiences to my loved ones.
Currently, they’re getting the best childhood experience of their lives by having moments for conversations I never had; and I’ll always make sure the bond never dies.

Don’t be scared brr
They said “Create of Beer/Minerals” not Crates

I’ve never been on a plane lol. I’ve always wanted that experience

Their Ex or Side Chick or Hen
is a suspect

NLC are only going for their own stomach and not the interest of any Nigerian

Nigeria will soon be up from her slumber

All eyes on judiciary 🦅

Make dem give them firing squad because sending dem to kirikiri will be like a honeymoon 😂

Wicked robbers. They robbed and changed his nationality

Increasing school fees instead of creating more jobs mtcheew

He’s only warming the seat for the main president. Let him continue to fantasize.

Long story short
CJN- Obi is coming!

IconicR:
Gbabebo Omo ale can you run this type of thing?
You chose to wake your fathers up with a kick and gaze at them scornfully but you were so naive not to know that it comes with it's repercussions.
Now that alagbaoshi Obi has led you astray I hope you can join him in his skit making and chase clout all over Nigeria.
You need to go and wash your head and seek forgiveness from all the Iyas whom you have no regards for.
You need to do the right thing if you still have interest in pursuing your ambitions politically.

Why would you choose to take colos first thing after waking up?
Now, take a look at the crap you wrote

Not shocked.
The phrase “ Police is your friend”
Implies to making deals as such with culprit and criminals. How do you fight insecurity when those meant to protect lives and property are the ones giving up our safety?

In 2006
I remember buying 100/kg

Na Dem Dem

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

I 100% agree with you but you omitted 18
Which states that
If you no wan collect sack letter for work place, especially when your place of work is on the island; you better wake up by 3am and get a bus by 4am to beat traffic. (Speaking from experience)

I can see how cheap it is.

politicoNG:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-helicopter-crashes-into-residential-area-in-lagos/

With gbese on ground Those pilots will regret why dem no kpai during the crash

Confused set of hypocrites

Hope the cow will be feed in prison 😏 or perhaps they’ll feed on it

I know say we plenty wey skip to pronounce the name😝

Forgiveness in such acts is considered a “SIN”
Cause na you go suffer am.

Selfkontrol:
Good day Nairalanders. Pls I need some mature advice because I’ve been in a dilemma for a long time now concerning relocating abroad or staying back in Nigeria.
First of all I’m not a japa advocate. I believe if you’re doing well in Nigeria then there’s no point relocating abroad but I feel there’s so much uncertainty and I don’t know what the future holds for me in this country.

Now I’m a married man of 30 years. I will turn 31 by this September. We have no child yet but wife is preg now. I have a B.Eng in petroleum Engineering but have never worked in my life. My current business is crypto trading which I have been doing for years now. During the 2021 crypto bull run I made lot of money and acquired some properties that’s currently valued atleast 60-70m naira in total. bought my car same year and got married same year to my long time Gf, settled some family members etc . I don’t have any other investments or business aside my properties and crypto portfolio because crypto trading has taken all my time and I won’t complain because so far it has been good. Making money in dollars while in Nigeria is bliss. Even though we have been in bear season since 2022, I still make some money every now and then that’s sustainable for now until we hit another bull run which is likely to happen from next year 2024.

My fear lies here, on the long run crypto trading is not sustainable. If not for 2021 bull run I don’t think I would be in this position and even the projected bull run next year is not 100% certain

I plan on learning a programming skill which is very difficult, I tried learning it late last year but stopped along the line because it was distracting me from trading and missing some opportunities in crypto because making money is most important. Coding would probably take me a few years before I start earning even though it is sustainable long term but crypto trading can be life changing but not sustainable long term . It’s more like a gamble most times.

My plan A, is to gather enough money from now till 2025 which is the duration of the projected bull run if it happens and start investing in real estate development, Like building and selling and other businesses too but I don’t know how feasible that is in our present day Nigeria and if I don’t make my target amount, I might have to start with the available resources present.

plan B, gather some money, learn a skill then relocate to Canada with my family via study route since I don’t have any real work experience aside crypto trading but that would mean me going to study and starting afresh.

For my wife, she also has a degree in Human Resources with just nysc as working experience. She learnt wig making and installation and has been doing her online biz selling wigs etc.

Abroad folks, what are my chances abroad considering my current profile. Is it worth it coming over there to start afresh
And build? I have heard so many things how it’s hard getting a job and you have to rely on survival jobs for the first few years expecially for someone without any work experience.

I really don’t like joining the bandwagon cos everyone seems to be leaving, I love to weigh my options and hate taking unnecessary risk that might lead to regrets, at the same time don’t want to regret not leaving since I’m still young and have the opportunity that’s why I’m here asking these questions to learn from experienced and matured family men home and abroad the action they would take. We learn everyday,

For my unborn kids, if everything checks out, my plan is to give birth to them in either Canada or US for the passport and raise them in Nigeria and when they are grown, send them to study there and that is only if I’m not relocating. And if I’m relocating, what are the in-demand skills and professions I have to take since it’s clear I might be going to school because I hate survival jobs. What is your advice pls.
Mature advice pls. Thank you 🙏
@justwise @Disguy

Relocating doesn’t mean you can’t pay visit back to Nigeria during seasons, Home is Home 🏡
The primary aim is not to die in this god forsaken country

Slayar:
This is slavery,for an apartment someone will pay for.

Anyways,if you want to rent an apartment in Ibeju-lekki ,hit me up.

400k total package- Self contain

800k total package -2 bedroom

Tiles,water and security for both apartments.

Wanted to see canoe amongst the full package 😂

Hold up on there. Just listen..
So you mean, if I get married to someone off that tribe, she gonna be ba#ging her nieces husband(S), all in the name of tradition?
Like? My wife?
Ain’t clear brah

Day 3 of 2922 days
7 years and 363days to go
We can do this 🇳🇬 🤝

ahnie:
Grand finale

I understand now.! N500 is for bike while you buy the stock with a pistol on you😎

We still dey manage Lol and Lmao
Watin come be this one again kwanu

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO!

What if the mandate returns to the original owner 😂