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Stanweezy:
I remember this particular thing happened to me when I was small. We were playing hide and seek game, I hid inside one small cupboard that looks like deep freezer, immediately I enta inside it the thing lock from outside. Na so this thing squeeze hell out of me coupled with heavy heat, bro no space for air, I screamed like tomorrow no dey, luckily for me one of the girls that were playing the game with us was following me that moment I enta that room with cupboard, she was crushing on me that time we were small "love umuaka" na she save me that day bkus others dey far from where I dey. Her childish love for me made her to be following me upon and down saved me that day... After that day she became my best friend.


RIP young lad, I pray the Naija police to come up with tangible investigation

If u no marry dat geh las las ehn. Me and ur village ppl go swear for u

SmellySperm:
op is that cigar?e be like u sef don high

It's not Cigar. It's kwale igbo

Why would sh claim she thought a customer was calling? Didn't his name and pix appear on her fon screen? Madam, we know ur type

Deepocean:
Some people are just too lazy when it comes to reading, that guy just read the headline and quickly reply without reading the content, one day the guy will open his death letter sent to him and quickly run to pick a pen to sign it without reading. SMH.

Have u ever seen such kind of letter?

Nigerianization:
Fela died in 1997
Please crosscheck your facts

Ur eye dey pain u ni? He said Femi, u even highlighted. Except u mean Fela was buried with his shrine, then u would only have highlighted the word "shrine". If Fela died in 97' and Eze'go died in '99, wouldn't it be logical to say that as shortly before 99, Femi used to perform for Eze'go?

Old mama like dis still dey fix contact lens. Orisirisi something

thesmallgod:
Is he having injury ni?

It's injury in advance. A futurist something

hisexcellency34:
Where will the pastor go...heaven or hell?

Neither: Genesis 3:19: "In the sweat of your face you will eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For dust you are and to dust you will return.”
Ecclesiastics 3:19-20: "for there is an outcome for humans and an outcome for animals; they all have the same outcome. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit. So man has no superiority over animals, for everything is futile. 20 All are going to the same place. They all come from the dust, and they all are returning to the dust".

shumax:
It worked perfectly

Oga I'm even using my smart tv now to browse it up. Where exactly did u click to watch? Make una no try me for this place dis morning o. I go jus e-woze person for here now

Shibaraba:
Issa normal stuffs
Pastors dey lie
As in na them we suppose call delielie

Na so for one church one start to dey skentelebombareke shintaraba come my side
Start to narrate stuffs for me
E dey speak am out o
Hold mike
The whole church dey hear
He say I like beer I say yes
He say I like cigar I say yes
He say my papa dey village I say yes
Shakarababa
He say mama dey sell fish I say yes pastor. I raise hand up dey shout hallelujah
He say na me be the rock of my family say as I get money reach I no dey help say why! I say I'm sorry prophet. He said all the money wey I get make I carry am come as there is a spirit wey dey make me spend am for beer and woman wey no want make I spend am for family. I say yes prophet I go bring am next Sunday.
Shakarabombaclaka
After service I just go house. The next Sunday prophet call say why I no come again. I tell am say if he ever call me again I go beat am sotay he go see oschoffa. The mumu get the beer and cigar part maybe he smell am or he don see me do am. Papa don die since. Mama na one professor for one place. Na me poor pass for my family despite my swag. My brothers hold pieces. I just tell am say I no wan fall him hand thats why I dey say yes yes else I go deny am there and then and him career as prophet don finish be that.

Weyrey say bros thank you and he hang phone. I hear say he don go open big church somewhere. He go use lie finish them for there

Sleep been dey catch me before but wen I read dis story, my eye clear once

JubrinElSudan:
Definitely not Glo network

And he must have lied to the old Oyibo wife he's squatting with that he's going for Owambe, the way he was dressed

Guy wey sabi . In fact, u be Sabimus

flington4550:
Are you okay at all ??
Or na symbian phone you Dey use ??
Na me get time Dey answer your mumu sef

I use a BlackBerry. Shey dah wan na symbian fon for ur villa ni? That screenshot of urs, I saw it on the site but sh1t didn't play. Kept taking me on a useless Internet tour

Hintona:
Wo my own pass that one na
Sha am older


Modified: If you like say it's not longer than that pretty lil girl's own up there na your headache
Am sure the hair on your head is not longer than my armpit hair

So I dey carry hair for armpit. . Wat a yama yama something.

alBHAGDADI:
Mr Jehovah's False Witness, do you know the amount of times Paul debated with the Jews in synagogues?

You better go and carry that your bag and go to kingdom Hall for GB to feed you horsepoo

Paul never debated with the Jews, oga. Acts 18:19 says: "So they arrived at Ephʹe·sus, and he left them there; but he entered the synagogue and reasoned with the Jews".

alBHAGDADI:
After you got beaten blue-black, you now decided to go call your brothers to come and fight for you.

Me against the world

And this is the mental attitude that Jesus taught u, right? To make debates out of God's word.

princeking2:
If its stares at me, I'll stare back.

Werey ni e

sacx:
I knew you would find it 'AMAZING' . If you got eye for scripture, you will see the number of places where I quoted it.

My eyes are "paining" me, that's why I didn't see any scripture.

princeking2:
That's good.
After he must have cleaned up the mess, give him Volume 5. Its a sleeping pill. He will wake up on the next market day.

Dats a mistake. The drug would kill it and the joke wld be on u wen u see it dead with its eyes open, staring at nothing

Tire burst and the driver applied the brakes . All diz foolish aboki drivers shld just stick to their horses and camels wey no get tire. That's how a foolish aboki driver killed two passengers on the spot and maimed several others, on Wednesday last week, wen one of the tires of the bus he was driving burst. The bus somersaulted and flung out several of the passengers tru the windows in several directions. Lest I forget, Congrats to the dude jare

sacx:
Jehovah witness? . Well, let me be honest with you. Believers are not going to heaven; they are already there! Heaven is not a place God dwells. No! Rather, heaven exists because God is there. So it is his presence that creates what is called heaven. Now, if believers are carrying the divine presence of God in them, then the Bliss of heaven already surrounds them. Actually, what is referred to as heaven is a civilisation that transcends that of earth. By God's original intention in creation, the earth was to coexist in the same civilisation as that of heaven through the administration of sons of God. This plan was cut short when man sinned. This was the purpose for the coming of Christ; to restore man to his original estate.

Now, power, glory and dominion have been given to man to redeem creation out of corruption. What is referred to as the rapture, contrary to what many believe, is not an escape plan out of the earth. Write this down; the rapture is the maturing of the Saints in putting on immortality, which is the glory they already have in their spirits. The second coming of Christ is the unveiling of Christ out of the Saints. It is the generation of Saints that touch this reality of immortality that Christ is coming for. Believers are immortal now!

I know you won't understand . Keep fellowshipping; you will see it.

Wow! I feel ur scripture bereft quotes. "AMAZING"

alBHAGDADI:
Your tone of answers gives you away as a Jehovah's False Witness. Away from me Satan. Don't fill my head with the junk GB out inside yours.

I depend on the Holy Spirit, you depend on GB.

So u mean John 3:13 that corrects ur opinion is not from the bible? Maybe it's from Shakespeare

Nsonaso:
Please make research before saying anything... I could be wrong though

But Wikipedia said otherwise even with 2 kids

Oga did u not read where Olajumoke and her man both admitted that the man had tried on several situations to pay her bride price but no success? Did the man ever say that they were married? Abi dem tell u say Wikipedia na elder for their village ni? Was it not on Wikipedia that Stella Odua claimed to have attended a foreign university? Did Wikipedia not later take down that information. U sound like a slave to social media. U swallow everything u read online, hook, line and sinker, like a starved fish.

fx45:
My friend I'm an Igbo man with a very 'Igbotic' accent and I've never pronounced DEATH as DATE. Sweeping stereotypes as yours most times are false and an indication of your inability to move out of your zone to see the world for what it is.

So u are an exception who hasn't seen beyond ur exception?

alBHAGDADI:
Yes

Would it surprise u to know that Jesus Christ answered this question in the negative?

jullidee2006:
hmnnn..all he did was give an instruction with a clause: "if God wills"...have you checked the lady's faith or have you confirmed the will of God?... he didn't do anything wrong... let's stop castigating people for the sake of likes...

Oga, if that boy had accurate knowledge o the scriptures, he would know that even Jesus Christ suffered bereavement (e papa, Joseph die). See John 19:26,27: "So when Jesus saw his mother and the disciple whom he loved standing nearby, he said to his mother: “Woman, see! Your son!” 27 Next he said to the disciple: “See! Your mother!” And from that hour on, the disciple took her into his own home".
but he didn't resurrect him. Do u know why?

alBHAGDADI:
When we tell people today that Jesus is the only way to heaven and that you have to truly believe in him to go there and not end up in hell, they reject our message. They immediately start to make excuses to show that they don't need Jesus. Some of them say they are fine without him because they have their own religion and will make heaven through that way, even when Jesus said he's the way, the truth and the life.

The most ridiculous excuse they give is that if one cannot make heaven without accepting that Jesus Christ as the son of God died, was buried and resurrected after 3 days, then it means all those prophets and Bible characters are in hell right now. They say it's because Jesus was never around when they existed. This excuse makes them think they don't need Jesus and that it is cool to follow any religion so long you acknowledge God. According to them, the people of the Old Testament part of the Bible didn't follow Jesus. This is a wrong understanding of the Bible.

Every righteous man in the Old Testament believed in Jesus Christ who wasn't a character that just surfaced in the New Testament. Jesus has always been right from Genesis when God said "Let us make man in our own image". That was Jesus he was talking to. Jesus was believed by Abel who offered the blood of the lamb as sacrifice which pictured Jesus Christ the Holy Lamb of God slained from the foundation of the world. Revelation 5:9; Revelation 5:12; Revelation 13:8; Isaiah 53:7; John 1:29

Abel simply followed the instructions of God which is to put Faith in the blood of the lamb, but his brother Cain disobeyed and relied on his own effort. He felt he could earn it by doing what he felt was right instead of obeying God's instruction. He went after his own works and God rejected him for that.

Hebrews 11:4
By faith Abel offered unto God a more excellent sacrifice than Cain, by which he obtained witness that he was righteous, God testifying of his gifts: and by it he being dead yet speaketh.

What about Abraham? That man is known as the Father of faith for he had faith in God and it was counted to him for righteousness.

Genesis 15:6
And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.

What did Abraham believe God concerning? He believed God when he told him that his seed would be a blessing to the entire world. That seed is Jesus Christ.

Genesis 22:18
And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.

Jesus Christ has been a blessing to the entire world with everybody getting saved through him. If you know that the Old Testament is a a shadow of the New Testament, then you will know that Abraham pictured the relationship between God and Jesus. He did when he wanted to sacrifice his son Isaac, that pictured God sacrificing Jesus for our sins.

Moses was a strong believer in Jesus Christ and also the people of Israel in his days and after, because they all awaited the Messiah which he spoke of and that is Jesus. Sadly enough, the Israelites couldn't recognize the Messiah when he walked in their midst. Even Jesus confirmed Moses believed in him.

John 5:46
For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me.

Jesus wasn't a new testament thing. He was always in the Old Testament, but you were not seeing him. Same way the children of Israel did not notice him when he finally revealed himself to them. If I decided to show you how many times he appeared in the Old Testament, time won't be enough. Have you forgotten how Moses lifted up that serpent as a symbol of Jesus Christ death to free man from sin?

John 13:14
And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:

Have you forgotten how Isaiah prophesied about his birth and death? How David prophesied his resurrection and how he will be seated on God's right hand? How Daniel prophesied his battle against the Antichrist? Yet, some people think the prophets of the Bible can't make heaven since Christians say it is believe in Jesus Christ that gets one there. They think Jesus didn't exist in their days, but below is the Bible saying the prophets were witness of him.

Acts 10:43
To him give all the prophets witness, that through his name whosoever believeth in him shall receive remission of sins.

The prophets of old preached about Jesus and people believed, and that believe got them saved. That's why the Bible said...

John 3:16 (KJV)
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

How did people get saved before Christ came and died on the cross? They got saved by simply looking forward to the cross. They did animal sacrifices which symbolized the sacrifice Jesus gave of himself. We today get saved by simply looking back on the cross. Because come to think of it, Jesus wasn't crucified today or 5 years ago. He was crucified thousands of years before we were born. We look back to that event same way those that existed thousands of years before he was born and crucified looked forward to the event. We both believed everything written about him and that got us all saved.

Those that existed before the events of the birth, death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ are called blessed because they believed in the prophecies written about the events by Prophets. We who exist after the events are also called blessed because we believed the record written by the Apostles about the events. We both didn't witness the events but believed and that's why Jesus himself called us blessed.

John 20:29
blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

Were there people who didn't believe Jesus in the Bible? Yes, those Pharisees, Sadducees and the Jews whom they stirred up to kill Jesus. They never believed him that's why they were always arguing with him. Despite him reminding them that Moses wrote of him, they still didn't believe, which shows that they also didn't believe in Moses and the record he wrote.

Are there people who don't believe in Jesus today? Yes they are many. Some even claim they do just to save face, but really they do not. They don't believe he is the Son of God who was crucified, died and resurrected, even when he said so himself.

Mathew 16:21
From that time forth began Jesus to shew unto his disciples, how that he must go unto Jerusalem, and suffer many things of the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised again the third day.

This means they have rejected Jesus Christ and are therefore condemned already. I didn't say so but the Bible which is the word of God.

John 3:18 (KJV)
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

As seen so far, salvation is by Faith in Jesus Christ. Abraham, Abel and all the prophets had faith in Jesus and were called righteous men. We who believe in Jesus today are called righteous too. Anyone who lacks such faith is doomed. May God save you.

Say this prayer and be rest assured that nothing can ever stop you from making heaven. Nothing at all.

Father God, I put my faith in you. I believe you sent your Son Jesus to die for my sins and to give me his righteousness. I believe he resurrected on the third day and has prepared a place for all those that believe in him. Accept me as your son today and forgive me of all my sins do I can be a partaker of those good things. I believe in you.

Amen.

So the prophets and faithful men of old went to heaven after they died? I like my questions simple so they can be easily answered without dogo turanci

Can someone divorce when that someone was never married? OP's brain is paining him dis morning.

sexiestharam:
God has not stopped speaking to us directly. Don't misguide baby Christians this morning abeg. Take your doctrine somewhere else.

Hanty mi, u didn't show me a scripture to explain o. Typical tho

I see confusion everywhere in this write up. If all the righteous go to heaven, for whom wld the earth be left? Does the bible teach that? Psalms 37:29 says:
"The righteous will possess the earth,And they will live forever on it".
On the issue of citizenship in heaven, Jesus Christ told his 12 Apostles that they would sit beside him and judge the world (12 tribes of Israel). Why didn't Jesus say dis to the 70 disciples as we are told in Luke 10:1 that he sent out 70 disciples. It shows that there are a select few whose citizenship is in heaven. Revelations 7:4-8 makes this clear. That is why Revelation 14:1 says:
"Then I saw, and look! the Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with him 144,000 who have his name and the name of his Father written on their foreheads".
At verse 9 of Revelation 7, we see another set of persons described as an "uncountable" crowd. This uncountable crowd are those who would reside on earth. This is because verse 9 identifies them a holding "palm branches", verse 15 says they are rendering sacred services to God "day and night" and verse 16 says they will "hunger no more", nor "thirst", nor be "scorched by the heat from the sun".
These items: palm branches, day and night, hunger, thirst and sun are only found on earth. U may say "isn't it when they go to heaven that these things wld happen"? Well I ask u dis: would u say something shall be no more in a place where it never was?
Hunger and all the other factors were never in heaven, so why say they wld no longer be, when they were never there in the first place?

fx45:
Don't be silly! It could be a typo or Auto-correct at work

Just try it let's see if auto correct would step in. Besides, "date" can never a typo?

bomsybomsy:
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Haba! Land for sale on top this mata? Guy fear God small na. Na even FTC sef