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Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

sben2308:
I AV one like that left me 2013 that I don't look serious for marriage n now it's 2017 yet to b married o .Now d dey drain my ba3 with calls n msgs but me no get ha tym again cuz God don butter my bread

frenzydilz:
With that kind of cleavage, she could walk right past me and I wouldn't even look at her face. My gaze would just be strictly directed towards the marvel on her chest.

Nbote:
See their faces sef.... One of dis days, Ogun ppl will start walking around headless

cosby02:
Maybe you're not your girlfriend's boyfriend.

miano:
na miracle abi is there smething am missing

GrandMufti:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FabulousDeterminedAtlanticblackgoby-size_restricted.gif

Lalas247:
Please tell us something we don’t already know .....

Processed meat mixed with all sorts me no care sha I will still eat it ... unTIL someone dies from it

JayJohnson:
Another rat looking for recognition
Looking to reap where you did not sow! We know your type.
Waiting for UAC to refute your story

egopersonified:
I'm researching the coating on sausages, hotdogs and Frankfurt. It's supposed to be intestines but I am convinced they use edible plastic. Anyway, I will still eat gala before the week runs out.

Nawteemaxie:

So my whole childhood was a big lie?!
I remember when I used to separate the flour from the meat, eat the flour 1st, then stretch leg begin fire the kpomo!

Yareema22:
shalom

Yareema22:
how is the affidavit defective?...if you think you know the law very well why dont you show in court on the next adjourned date and make an appearance as mr.Abaribe's counsel?

mightyhazel:
hausa moslems shaa





i as a roman catholic Christian will definitely feel indifferent if i see a non christian holding a rosary chaplet... if anything, i may suspect that hez fascinated by the Catholic rosary and may be on his way to encountering christ.

HPS3:
Never heard about this before can you explain more.

Fidelismaria:
rily don't know wat to say to you

yeyerolling:
normal guys go chyke dem dey wont gv him audience, ndi ara. he was loaded and Behind so ur senses switched off, men are scum, women too are scum. Nigerians wud say marriage is a sign of responsibility and yab baby mama pple, but these so called responsible married men are chasing babes upandan. i dare any NL babe to say no married man has chyke dem

tamethem:
Which village school did u attend. Olodo

I hug Jesus everyday doesnt make sense to a senseless head.

Only God knows if you know what poetry is because if you do you would have been familiar with such statements.

Mumu

Papiikush:
I hug Jesus everyday and I still take my bath.

danduj:
Just because your mum has count the meats in the pot you are now using your teeth to slim fit the meat
Oga Tailor weldone MA
Weldone sir

Penalty82:
Do you think he should be forced to stay put?

Charliiee:
You, sir, are an idiot.

omoiyalayi:
Gate of hell?

Hell no

Did they open it ?

Make dem wait make we create d weapons wey we go use kill d devil first

chudyprince:
Indomie generation will not know Shabaranks either

seunajia:
Wow, Patra, Nostalgia. I'm getting old

Herself and a certain Lil Kim were the definition of raunchy in those days. Most boys then had wet dreams about her.

Worker man, pull up to the bumper, dip n fall back, romantic call.

NwaAmaikpe:


The only possible motive for his suicide is the scenario I'm painting below;

His wife gives birth to triplets and then he overhears her telling someone on phone that they are not his.


Ne'er trust these women.

haywire07:
The guy look the robbers finish be like , Haba this ones no reach ekosodin or Ekpoma boys na

writetopoker:
So Oghene finally travel with that juju to itali.

When u do finish, make u com back, we they wait you