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RomanceRe: Why Do Other Morning Joggers Clap At Me? by DavidEsq(m): 9:05am On Nov 24, 2019
irrefragable:
It's a means of encouragement and an esprit de corps kind of thing. The least you could do is clap back.
Reminds me of my early morning jogging days at Uniben. How time flies.
Omo the day I jogged from Hall4, down through staff quarters (SSQ), down to student affairs, down to basement, medical complex and back to hall 4, unit 1. Boy I almost perished that day grin. Boy its almost 10 years back.
CelebritiesRe: Babatunde Adio 'Royce' Arrested In US For 'Duping Show Promoters' (Pix) by DavidEsq(m): 9:16pm On Nov 23, 2019
tmphoto:
Why police con get nyash like this
Chai! Village PPP make una leave this file o

CrimeRe: Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme: Uniformed Policemen Kidnapped Me, Killed My Orderly by DavidEsq(m): 9:36am On Nov 22, 2019
For those 12 years, he protected me with his skin. And finally, he gave his life for me. As long as I live , as long as my family members live, his family will never suffer. His six children will go to any school of their choice, to any level. That’s a promise we, as a family, have made to God.”






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SportsRe: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by DavidEsq(m): 8:39am On Nov 22, 2019
coolcharm:
cheesy

If Yakubu is 37, then Buhari is 51, Lai Mohammed is 46, Sylvanus Nsofor is errm... 55 and I am still I'm my mother's womb


People go just trowey mind dey lie anyhow
grin grin

PetsRe: Indian Keeps Lion At Lagos Residential Building (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 4:09am On Nov 18, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
how much you go give am?
U think say name everybody get luck like that Londonused boyfriend for twitter. Imagine person just give person 100k because e make am laf for twitter. The same twitter wey I download o! God when
PetsRe: Indian Keeps Lion At Lagos Residential Building (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 4:06am On Nov 18, 2019
Cantonese:
What a "bombastic asking" as they say.
What do you mean by that question. So you want to let us know that your community has no forests? Abi you live on water? Abi you live only in VI and you do not know that Nigerians forests have too many lions. Abi you dey for ajebutter. You wey dem born inside sambisa forest.
Look slap yourself there before I send one ogbunigwe to close your mouth for you.
How would u know if he has slapped himself. Ppl just dish out instructions, they can't follow up on grin
PetsRe: Indian Keeps Lion At Lagos Residential Building (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 4:04am On Nov 18, 2019
johnmba:
Agu na eche mba
I read this about 4am and I'm holding my mouth and bele grin grin grin. Abeg my family dey sleep o grin grin
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Celebrates Birthday Of His Twin Sons by DavidEsq(m): 2:11pm On Nov 17, 2019
They look like he forced them to wear the caps

CelebritiesRe: Anita May Igoni: My Experience With A Sex-Demanding Lecturer – Ex-beauty Queen by DavidEsq(m): 11:05pm On Nov 09, 2019
Nevergree:
Until now I never knew that people hates like this on this forum.

is dead and nobody is mourning... That's is unfair guys!
How do u mean he is dead? Are u for real? Any proof?
HealthRe: Family Of Cockroaches Living In Chinese Man’s Ear (pic) by DavidEsq(m): 8:50am On Nov 09, 2019
TheShopKeeper:
...Now it makes sense when some people say they hear voices inside their head...
U are a very werey somebody grin grin grin. Ah ah! How u take think am ni?

HealthRe: Family Of Cockroaches Living In Chinese Man’s Ear (pic) by DavidEsq(m): 8:48am On Nov 09, 2019
CaptainKool15:
German Cockroaches are the worst..
They are the small little cockroaches you see around. They reproduce at a rapid rate, very hard to control, if care is not taking they will send you out of your house.

I am currently battling them , and I think I'm winning the war.. Thanks to "Green leaf"
Bro, wats "?green leaf"
CareerRe: Why Do Job Seekers Avoid Insurance Sale Roles? by DavidEsq(m): 8:38am On Nov 09, 2019
samwash:
Because Nigerian's hardly buy insurance,even the third party insurance na war.
Insurance don't sell in Nigeria environment.
Don't just go to life assurance.
Them go ask you '' you want make I die?''

FamilyRe: My Husband Dislikes Me by DavidEsq(m): 8:36am On Nov 09, 2019
amarachi06:
Thank you, am crying already. Is well with my soul, never believed that l will not have a child by now. All my sisters are married with kids, and am scared of exchanging words with people for fear of being called a barren woman, and eater of my kids, which l am not. Thank you all for your kind words.
So much pain expressed in few words. Damn!
PropertiesRe: Hannah Otite Weeps As Tenant Converts Flats To Hotel (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 7:43am On Nov 08, 2019
When u refuse to give ur house to a lawyer or a registered real state manager, your "wisdom" go turn foolishness. Whenever I see such persons, I just laf. Awon "lawyer go chop my money" angry
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peter: 'No Reason To Doubt My Bum, It's What My Mum Gave Me' by DavidEsq(m): 9:30am On Nov 04, 2019
Amstupid:
Girls can lie ehn, I remember when my ex once said, baby if you leave me i will die.. But to my greatest surprise, i saw the idiot alive yesterday..
Can you imagine huh

RomanceRe: My 5 Year Old Relationship Ended Just Like That by DavidEsq(m): 9:19am On Nov 04, 2019
Rednaxelot:
see this relationship scavenger
Dies @ "relationship scavenger" grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: My Cousin Is Growing Grey Hair At 25, Please Help by DavidEsq(m): 8:38pm On Oct 30, 2019
bizzibodi:
I hope u didn't insult an oldman.

Christianity EtcRe: 'Come On! Let's Have A Little Sex' Church Themed Poster Sparks Reactions by DavidEsq(m): 8:31pm On Oct 30, 2019
edoairways:
What do you know holiness people undecided undecided. You think you are more smarter than the devil?
I'm not surprised.
Christianity EtcRe: 'Come On! Let's Have A Little Sex' Church Themed Poster Sparks Reactions by DavidEsq(m): 8:29pm On Oct 30, 2019
Did u guys even read the quoted scripture on the banner? This is what it says:
"Now after these things, the wife of his master began to cast her eyes on Joseph and say: “Lie down with me.”

That is the temptation of Joseph by the wife of Potiphar. I believe the message behind that caption is how young ppl can overcome sexual temptation flying upandan. Make una dey try read, abeg.
My problem however, lies in the fact that the church deliberately chose that ambiguous title to get more attention. In other words, the church is also flying the "sex sells" flag, which is pure rubbish angry
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by DavidEsq(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2019
slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house
grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by DavidEsq(m): 8:02am On Oct 26, 2019
Are the tires mine-proof also? Would they be able to keep the vehicle from toppling over in the event of a mine impact? If u have read "the family" by Mario Puzo, u would what Leonardo da Vinci did to a formidably walled city.
As an aside, i would really love to know how Cyrus drained the artificial waters that surrounded and protected babylon from intruders. Just think about the architectural work in constricting that city, babylon. History is a good read but thanks to the Sultan Mehmet and his illiterate soldiers who destroyed all the reserve of that knowledge in the capture of constantinople.

EducationRe: Henry Suubi: Viral Photo Changed Makerere University Student's Life In Uganda by DavidEsq(m): 7:39am On Oct 26, 2019
But thats exactly how i arrived school na. Even NYSC camp sef; yet I did not hama like tis boy. Chai sad sad sad village ppl why? Why? Whyhuh!!!!!!!!

CelebritiesRe: Tosin Silverdam: My Apology To Toyin Abraham For Trying Tarnish Her Image by DavidEsq(m): 7:35am On Oct 26, 2019
WeAreEngineer:
Thanks � English teacher, have fixed it, it was a typo error, Keyboard Auto correction messed me up
Ur insolence has perpetuated u in incurable ignorance. It is is "I've" not "have". What was ur English language teacher sef?
CelebritiesRe: Tosin Silverdam: My Apology To Toyin Abraham For Trying Tarnish Her Image by DavidEsq(m): 7:32am On Oct 26, 2019
A "blogger" who can't tell between "intention" and "attention", tha wan na bnogger grin
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche's Testimony: Wale Gates Reacts by DavidEsq(m): 7:30am On Oct 26, 2019
largehead:
Tell them please! I believe the story. I am a living example.
Living lying example, u mean

Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche's Testimony: Wale Gates Reacts by DavidEsq(m): 7:29am On Oct 26, 2019
Endtimebro:
Unbelievers will doubt even the testimonies of Jesus' miracle save for the fact that evidences abound.
Is it possible for someone to walk on water?
Can five loaves of bread and few fishes feed thousands with left over?
Stephen was also teleported after talking with the Ethiopian eunuch.
I can go on and on.
So you see u cannot use your human brain to reason out how miracle work. It beats ur logic and reasoning. My guy miracle still happen even in our days. But how the devil had turn the heart of men to mock at the works of God
Not of this nature anymore. The Bible tells us they have come to an end. "What is complete is now here; what is partial has been done away with".
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche's Testimony: Wale Gates Reacts by DavidEsq(m): 7:26am On Oct 26, 2019
Decypher:
Some pastors actually lie more than the devil. I have a pastor friend. The kind of lies this men tell on the pulpit suprises the Devil himself.
Devil be like: how did this man take my talent ni?

RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by DavidEsq(m): 9:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
Starboytwo:
She travelled to Calabar, and local man lives in Lagos...

Local man gotta can, and cannot be canning from here to calabar

RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by DavidEsq(m): 9:22pm On Oct 23, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
And you didn't know this during that period?
Just wish some ppl really had sense. Don't u see the dude is saying no matter how hard he tried to step up in life, in order to be financially capable to wife the girl, Dullakpo is reasoning "u used her". Champagne bottle really no get head

CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by DavidEsq(m): 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2019
nobodytestme:
Burna should learn to stand firm to his words , can’t rant and under a few months change of a sudden cuz of a few thousand rands., is he now a politicianhuh

Hence the reason I always say people should be guided whenever they make certain statements.

As for AKA , aka Omo Onile, like someone rightly said , shame no catch am , him be Omo Onile , still they never deemed him fit to call him to perform, but instead imported someone from Naija , and he’s making noise.

What will solve this Naija and Southy matter once and for all , is for both parties to pick a neutral venue , say Equitorial Guinea or Burundi ,and we all go and fight it out , Man to Man ..
All this always show of power and superiority is becoming unbecoming ..

Shikena. angry
The fight go kpake no be here grin grin grin grin. Mad somebody grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by DavidEsq(m): 9:09pm On Oct 23, 2019
iamJ:
Don't know why artist like dressing like wild animals


Wetin be all that load for him neck
Wild animals dey wear clothes ni?

CrimeRe: EFCC Confirms Mompha Arrest, Releases Statement And Photos by DavidEsq(m): 9:54pm On Oct 22, 2019
SugarMuffin:
Thank God they caught him, he's always making legit hustlers look like they are not doing enough, when he was enjoying and changing cars like cloths, he didn't remember that everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner, he Don loose weight sef grin grin I wonder how his wife is feeling now, wetin concern her, na to move on to another man cool they should torture him very well and seize all his properties, bloody criminal angry
Omo see para. Yahoo men don do this wan serious oppression, even collect e babe sef

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