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Jokes EtcRe: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by davidque: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Nitwits...All Of Them
Wow! I guess that includes your sisters, aunties, cousins, all the women you know. Shioor!
PoliticsRe: Kwara Governor, Abdulrazaq Abdulrahman Dissolves Cabinet by davidque: 1:59pm On Jan 04, 2021
NwaNimo1:
His cabinet members right now..



Those trying to call 'Deputy Governor' and Governors Wife:

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Those trying to login to the department bank account (password already changed):

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Those seeing the news on Nairaland:

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Those shredding evidence of looting:

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Those in meetings trying to raise more loans - yet to hear the news:

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Their security detail upon hearing the news:

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This got me cracking
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal Shows Off Her Backside by davidque: 12:13am On Jan 03, 2021
What a shame! she has nothing else to flaunt but flesh, no brains or skills to flaunt
CelebritiesRe: Emoney & Kcee Storm Anambra In Grand Style With Long Convoy & Outriders: Video by davidque: 5:23pm On Dec 29, 2020
What a waste......
CelebritiesRe: Kunle Afolayan Takes His Children On A Tour To His Secondary School In Kwara by davidque: 12:10am On Dec 28, 2020
Perfectsouth:
Kunle afolabi or afolayan?
Afolayan
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Actors And Actresses That Always Play The Same Role In Movies. by davidque: 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2020
BaddieFreak:
What about Desmond Elliot?
Mostly acts the role of an idiot
CelebritiesRe: Nazo Ekezie Dazzles In Sultry Birthday Photos by davidque: 1:35pm On Dec 23, 2020
longetivity:
I don't know her
Me neither
BusinessRe: Man Spotted Hawking Crocodile In Port Harcourt Traffic (Photos) by davidque: 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2020
What a country! What a people!
PoliticsRe: Govenor Matawalle Negotiated Release Of Kankara Schoolboys Without Paying Kobo by davidque: 4:56pm On Dec 18, 2020
Wow! Did I just hear him say "all that bandits want is to live in peace" damn! This guys are the very reason why these bandits exist, they created these guys
RomanceRe: Saggy Boobs: Nigerian Lady Cries Out After Being Body-Shamed Repeatedly (Video) by davidque: 8:47pm On Dec 17, 2020
She should have just kept her fallen olympus out of the internet to avoid unpleasant comments
CelebritiesRe: Josephine Ezeiru's Burial: Family Honours Grandmum Of Ex Beauty Queen In Anambra by davidque: 6:23pm On Dec 17, 2020
Humans can be very strange creatures. She probably never ride in an escalade in her lifetime, but her dead body is riding comfortably in one
EducationRe: Covenant University Officially Responds To Transcript Controversy by davidque: 10:57pm On Dec 16, 2020
DamZik:
So you people believe that flimsy reason of name mismatch is enough to take the school six (6) months to sort out. I can assure you, if VC's daughter has the same challenge, it won't take the school up to six (6) to sort it out. I love everything that has to do with Oyedepo but I don't like this issue of sluggishness from CU. In the timeline of events above, look at the wide gaps between the dates. Who does that in a sane country?
Pls shut your trap. The information of this incidence has been clearly stated and we all can see who is culpable of wrong doing, yet you still want to give the school a bad name and attack the chancellor. Let's see you open and run a world class university yourself
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari In Katsina To Fight Kidnappers & Armed Bandits (Photos) by davidque: 2:13pm On Dec 16, 2020
This government is a bad joke.......This is the same Abba Kyari that was sent to deal with Kaduna-Abuja road kidnappers, who went on photoshot. Now he announces to the whole world including the kidnappers that he has arrived.....o ma se o!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Launches ‘Eastern Security Network’ (Photos) by davidque: 10:05am On Dec 15, 2020
I like the fact that the people are beginning to work to secure themselves, however, the fact that it's nnamdi kanu will not work to favour this group. The wouldn't have freedom to operate
PoliticsRe: Masari: Kidnappers Of Students Have Contacted Us, We Are Discussing by davidque: 9:04pm On Dec 14, 2020
Only a mad man can still make excuses for this senseless government. Clueless is a compliment for this government
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Defeat This Monsters Called"masturbation And Porn Addiction."? by davidque: 11:47am On Dec 13, 2020
Mozino007:
The only way out is to get marry!...if u like stay 2yrs for prayer mountain,when u comes back u masturbate.ur libido is high try get marry asap.
Biggest mistake to think marriage can solve masturbation. It will not at all
CultureRe: Yoruba Words That Mean The Same In Edo by davidque: 1:06pm On Dec 08, 2020
Even though I'm Yoruba but I think Igbo language is far better than our language and I urge every Yoruba person to learn Igbo
You sound very stupid. What do you mean by "better than". just advice people to learn as many languages as they can not say one language is better than the other. not a sensible thing to say
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Big Snake I Just Killed In Front Of My House Now. What's The Name ? (photos) by davidque: 7:34pm On Dec 07, 2020
That's Africa's deadliest snake, the puff adder
RomanceRe: Nurse Found Dead After Marathon Sex With Lover In Lagos by davidque: 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2020
SenorFax:
Men's worst nightmare in one picture

Every men out there once had this fear, or it still having it.

Stay away from drugs though, and be faithful in marriage and relationship.

Sin is costlier than the pleasure that comes with it.
Bros who and who are you referring to as every man? I and many others have never come close to having such fear because we aren't fornicators nor adulterers. Never generalise your statements please. As cliche as it may sound
In this age, there are many who neither fornicated nor are committing adultery
PoliticsRe: Domkat Bali Dies At 80. Buhari, Atiku Mourn by davidque: 8:52pm On Dec 04, 2020
Tarok people are the only tribe in Plateau that fulanis or hausa bandits don't go close to. These guys are a brutal tribe that mess with all that cross them. Coincidentally, they have a number of retired generals from tarok extract. Jerry Useni is one of them

RIP General Bali
PoliticsRe: Senator Elisha Abbo Slaps A Man In His Hometown In Mubi Adamawa (Video) by davidque: 10:41pm On Dec 03, 2020
How did such a vagabond become a senator!
PoliticsRe: Hundreds of Borno youths join militia group to defend their communities(photos) by davidque: 7:33pm On Dec 03, 2020
I wish them success
CelebritiesRe: Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi & Her Mother Go Viral by davidque: 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2020
majamajic:
East African women are very neat , apart from Ethiopia or Eritrea women (bath once a week mostly )

Tanzania , Rwanda, Kenya and Uganda are very neat down there , 95% of them do squirt during sex
(95% of west African women especially Nigeria finds it difficult to squirt during sex )
Nawa o! Mr Researcher Extraordinaire
PoliticsRe: Umahi: "I Was Forced To Borrow N5bn To Fund PDP Campaign" by davidque: 7:47pm On Dec 01, 2020
What an idiot! He will borrow much more in APC
PoliticsRe: Looters Return Stolen Palliatives In Plateau; Ask For Forgiveness by davidque: 10:51am On Nov 25, 2020
inoki247:
if na Palliative I see no reason for them to return it and ask for any foolish forgiveness iz the government that needs to apologize to the masses abi no b person be Zulum wey share all the Palliative without hoarding anything....
Two wrongs can never make a right. The government did wrong by hoarding the palliatives, the people also did wrong by stealing/looting what was meant for them eventually. So both parties need an apology from either side
CrimeRe: Austin Umera Shoots Wife, Kills Himself In Kaduna by davidque: 8:26pm On Nov 19, 2020
How unfortunate. Mrs Umerah was my English teacher back in Kaduna Capital School
Science/TechnologyRe: Sea Turtle Caught Near Ibeno Island In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by davidque: 1:54pm On Nov 17, 2020
Sad! This is a leather back turtle
PoliticsRe: Dahiru Buba: People Now Mock Me For Trekking From Gombe To Abuja For Buhari by davidque: 2:00pm On Nov 15, 2020
This bunkum wants the government to buy him a house
PoliticsRe: Update On Agege Pen-Cinema Flyover (Pictures) by davidque: 6:17pm On Nov 13, 2020
A welcomed development
CelebritiesRe: IgbereTVAwards: Zubby Michael Thanks Nigerians For Voting Him Actor Of The Year by davidque: 2:56pm On Nov 03, 2020
It should just be renamed Ndigbo Awards. Imagine zubby as actor of the year
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump: Why I Refused To Pay Ransom To Nigerian Kidnappers (Video) by davidque: 8:10am On Nov 03, 2020
Jones4190:
the kidnapped didn't take place in nigeria,get the fact before posting
Read it again before making baseless posts. It was stated that he was kidnapped in Southern Niger
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Rocks Gele, Blouse & Trousers (Photos) by davidque: 8:52am On Oct 29, 2020
Senile old man

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