₦airaland Forum

TooMuchStuff:
Evil Terrorists axis of the world.
Poverty Global Headquarters

Most worthless lives region of Nigeria

Yan dabba
Yan Tsinenai
Yan Iskoki

Sai shan Fitsarin Rakumi kawai.... Wawaye

Take it easy........

Totally unnecessary. Why swear with a life that you don't own! If you want peace and quiet don't show off your wealth on the internet. This generation will profile you whether you like it or not. Can't you just buy a car and drive it jejely. We all have seen other celebrities (females especially) get profiled like this and their hard work not recognized.

most of them are small girls with big big gods

Kriss216:
So, where's the PDA

Didn't you see the forehead peck

Nackzy:
Pop Adder, in Saner Climes the person that caught this snake and saves the snakes life will be honoured with awards, Then the Snake will be taken to the best Wild Life Conversation to save it from Extinction

Then in this other part of the World the person that Caught the Snake will Sell it to the Highest Bidder, the Buyer will now use it for White Soup and Pounded Yam, Rice Pepper Soup or Correct Stew

What a World we Live In

Do you have any sexually transmitted related sickness, are you a one minute man?, pls do us immediately for solution. We deliver our herbs everywhere in around the country.

It's a common mistake to mistake a gaboon Viper for a puff adder, the have similar physical appearance but different skin patterns, head, and length of fangs. This is clearly a gaboon viper. Pls look at the pictures below
First is a West Africa puff adder (Africas most deadly snake in terms of deaths). The second is a west African gaboon viper (snake with the longest fangs).
Just as you hv said, it's sad that these snakes are pepper soup in Nigeria and not taken to conservation parks

Ottyn01:
They will still go on oblivion

Even nepa light stable pass dem

Am just joking sha, I pray for them to come back and tackle DSTV their shakara too much

A very bad joke

aryzgreat:
Owner of Channels TV?

No Sir. Channels Tv is owned by John Mommoh Not Tony Mommoh. John mommoh is very much alive

jojothaiv:
I enjoyed the front page diatribe.

I think my country is the only place on earth where we clap, throw tantrums, abuse each other POV and cheer politicians up for doing what they were elected into office for.

My point exactly, why praise him for doing what he is paid handsomely to do!
My boss only praises me when i exceed his expectations not when i do the basic things expected of me.

Nigerians have descended to a new low level of mediocrity and plain stupidity. So a group of Buhari supporters decided to put up a laudable project online but presented it in such a stupid manner. Why on Earth would you start an update on this laudable project by taking shots at the past president. He may have been a failure of a president, but rest assured that all the gains of President Buhari in some areas is overshadowed by the unimaginable level of incompetence in other areas (no different from most of the other past presidents). Why present a project like this as if it were to be a gift to the SE. Be reminded that the FG is merely carrying out what it was created for, no applause needed (we only applaud b'cos we aint used to seeing elected officials do their job).
Each president must focus on what is ahead of him in other for it to succeed, not preoccupy itself with comparisons that yield no fruit.
Lastly, if the OP wasn't a person blinded by dumb loyalty, he would have been able to clearly assess that the security challenge in Nigeria now is much much worse that it was during the immediate past presidents tenure, the facts are very clear and incontestable on that subject.
While we are free to criticize mediocrity from our leaders, we still pray that they make the right decisions to help the country move forward.

Idiot trying to score cheap points

This no be rat o. You beta japa from that house o. Imagine say na your leg that thing bite...you go cripple straight

The IGPs shipment of premium igbo (marijuana) has finally arrived

ImperialYoruba:
Exactly! This unintelligent guy at microphone and infront of camera is a front for the intelligent cabal ones behind the curtain.

Whoever is behind this numbskull is not intelligent at all. Intelligence will hatch a more effective plan, not this horror show. The fool can't even speak well

oh Lord! Why does the North choose to embarrass itself in such a manner. Imagine the numbskull buffoon that's addressing the press and talking balderdash. Who is paying such people to do this........

How did they know that it was Fulani herdsmen. I hope we all haven't forgotten that we had hardened criminals in every state even before the bandit herdsmen took over the trade. Fulani herdsmen may be top in terms of kidnappings but not all kidnap situations are done by them. My class mate was kidnapped last month in Benin and taken into the creeks by Niger delta hoodlums before ransome was paid for his release

Charlatans on the prowl

Sctests:
Prof. Akintoye you are wrong, we yoruba muslim believe that buhari is the best ruler in the whole wide world. Ipob is the problem not the beloved and peaceful fulani people.
There is nothing wrong with fulanis raping our mothers and wives in yorubaland. They are simple transfering their 'semen of power' into the uterus of our yoruba women.

If this post is sarcasm, then it's a bad one. But if it's a real comment with no sarcasm intended then I would say it's quite unfortunate for one to loose his mind

Flat head - flat brain

ArcFresky:
Personally, this is my worst fear...I detest cheaters. I need to marry a nymph.

Let's pray your wish don't come through. You hv no idea what a nympho is................

the phrase looking sexy is relative, what you consider sexy may just be normal and not specifically attractive to some. decency is the key. You can be decent and yet look sexy (not provocative). I personally find beautifully dressed woman to be sexy. Women who are endowed bodily will look sexy in almost anything they wear, decent or not (some ladies look sexy even in hijab). So this is not a topic that has a straight perspective to it, it varies from person to person and no one should laud there views on others. Like i said earlier decency is the key.

Deranged ife man

Princessbettyj:
Michewwwwwww nonsense and octopus, have they seen me?? Smh

I wanted to yab you before but looking at your profile, you are preferable to this oyinbo geh! Hail naija beauties

Abegeeeeee!!!! Wetin be this! I was expecting to see an angel in white with wings. Plenty babes for my area fine pass this one. Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Nitwits...All Of Them

Wow! I guess that includes your sisters, aunties, cousins, all the women you know. Shioor!

NwaNimo1:
His cabinet members right now..



Those trying to call 'Deputy Governor' and Governors Wife:

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Those trying to login to the department bank account (password already changed):

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Those seeing the news on Nairaland:

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Those shredding evidence of looting:

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Those in meetings trying to raise more loans - yet to hear the news:

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Their security detail upon hearing the news:

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This got me cracking

What a shame! she has nothing else to flaunt but flesh, no brains or skills to flaunt

What a waste......

Perfectsouth:
Kunle afolabi or afolayan?

Afolayan

BaddieFreak:
What about Desmond Elliot?

Mostly acts the role of an idiot

longetivity:
I don't know her

Me neither

What a country! What a people!

Wow! Did I just hear him say "all that bandits want is to live in peace" damn! This guys are the very reason why these bandits exist, they created these guys