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BNLR:
Hello Nairalander,

I need your kind advice. Anytime I see a lady, the only thing I check out about the person is the endowment of her backside. I am married with an endowed lady as well, but I never stop looking at different shapes of back endowment and start comparing with my own wife.

I am a very loyal husband and I don't step out of my vow, but I am afraid the devil will not use backside endowment to tempt me one day.

Lmao 🤣 it's normal you would stop with time...

if I'm doing long distance I de remove shoes o or slippers
But short trips I keep shoes on and remove slippers

MaDaRa01:
If you aren't backward, you shouldn't have insulted me when i did nothing to you??

Sorry sometime I pass my message with insults to get people's attention

Overlord999:
lmao nonsense poverty mentality. Not your business how people choose to spend their money.

When I finished with my brother he stopped paying huge rent in lekki sold some of his cars and bought a house in chevron estate....
I guess I'm a bad person to him now.
I've made my point let him think mumu man

MaDaRa01:
That's why you guys will always be backward.

I'm not backwards be guided..

EriMma1:
It's for self defense now. So how is it a crime then?
nlfpmod.

I doubt if there is anything like self defence for civilian...
If you kill anyone na jail straight except Nigerian police wants to cover you....
Buy pepper spray

MaDaRa01:
I just ordered the S23 Ultra from Jumia.

¤Tear-Cartoon.

¤Black.

¤12/512GB.

¤995k @ discount

¤Comes with free 10w Qi wireless charging dock. The gift is prolly from the seller (Jumia Mall)

Delivery date is Tue 11th.

Ha go share 20 takeaway that day


Oga Seun, NL no let me post pics, i no know why.

1milli for phone lol
You should have 19milli in your savings account or the phone you just ordered would bring e 19milli or else you don't have sense ...

After tormenting our lives from 100 to to 400 lvl second semester
The idiot bought malt drinks for every one and promised everyone that nobody would fail his subject that wrote his test..
Though he kept to his words but I'm still looking for that stupid Mr yelwa from bida
Anyday our path crosses na headboot str8

Waakanda:
Castrate him first... then let him face the trial.

They should just donate him to Medical students let they remove his vital organs and donate to people who needs them for free

Mirakle69:
The earlier you start acclimitizing and getting used to Crypto and Cryptocurrency the better for you.

The future is Crypto!

We are talking of 1.5 million Nigerian money go down the drain
And you are talking rubbish because it dint hit Yiu directly , no let me swear for you o..

If things goes from bad to worst na all of us go suffer am.....
If it goes from bad to good na still us go enjoy am.....
Let's see if the people you voted for can get us out of this mess....

Only few men can control that hunger to cheat....
Sometimes men would want to test his hunting skills lmao....
Sometimes women indirectly force thier husband to cheat....I've heard of men begging thier wife for sex such man can leave the wife and get a side chic.
Some women after one child they begging to behave like grandma and be tying wrapper up and down....
As for why women cheat hmmmm
This one is complex o.
If she is sex starved
If the husband doesn't gives her his time and attention she might end up falling for such man and might give him sex
For money

The guy looks like an hyenna

Hope lessons has been learnt.....
Some people don't know how good it feels to be free....

This one is a mad man....
You did the crime then do the time ..
Were u wan to

siofra:


Please if you're a male nairalander with this kind of nose, hide it from me☺️ I will fall in love.

You have our kinda nose too

princely4ever:
State your price

Brand: Mercedez Benz
Type: Toks
Year: 05
Condition: Buy N Drive


For those bidding chat me up on 090 31 452 7 58

Real and serious buyers only not just bidders!

That's how people In Europe do business....
Guy do your total expenses add a little profit and let it fly

Micheal fisher
Looking for nin
Nobify should send him nin
They would use it to register thier fraudulent SIM card

Itohan22:
They sent some stuffs for us which include 3 drakkar noir cologne for my brother, they know he love old school stuffs and besides they observed people who frequent gym over there use it too. My elder bro has other classic perfumes and has asked me to help him sell 2 of it just because I sell bags and other stuffs online but they are mainly female things. Where can I get buyers based in Lagos for it pls?

He should have just sent the money and save himself more cost
I'm sure you guys would do something better than this UK pf....
Nigerians won't buy it for a good price

abhosts:
Payday is a very useless and unethical company. Patronize them at your own risk.

I Funded my Dollar Virtual card with them but all payment transactions were declined with 'Insufficient Funds' response, despite have more that enough balance. So I asked them to refund my money but they started dribbling me and playing dumb. I was shocked when I visited their Twitter page to find out lots of their customers where facing same problem and being ignored by useless Payday support.

Sorry but I see business here
Anyone who can solve the problems you had with them would make lots of money

Exmilitant:
Not if you plant one or two oha trees.

This thing no even reach us here self

Controlla123:
Like, who the hell does that!!! WHO FORCED YOU TO PUT UP THE PLACE FOR RENT IN THE FIRST INSTANCE??

DIDNT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER INITIALLY

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE VERY DAY I WAS GOING TO MOVE IN

How I was able to get a new place that very day was only GOD! The problem now is how to get my funds back and my other stuffs. After getting a new place, I texted her to send my money asap that I need it to pay for my new place since she no longer want to give out her place.

This evil woman still wanted to frustrate me, and didn't even want to refund my deposit

She is scamming people of their money once u deposit she returns 90% and wants you to forget the 10% don't be surprised you would still she that place is still out up for let

Zonefree:
The leader of a cell is called Presido. Just carry your "cell show" enter, you'll be welcomed.

If you want to enjoy cell (lol), just pray make them detain you and your friends inside the same cell. Una fit dethrone the Presido sef

Lmao they raid 7 (friends) of us and they put us inside one cell one idiot way cal himself presido go slap one person....
When we start the fight ehn....
They have to remove the presido and his loyalist and put in another cell....
We that na from were we don drink beer skata they pick us....
(Rip) BJ....that one get hot blood....

I'm sure everyone in Nigeria knows the negative impact f this decision....
The leaf would become scarce and expensive for us here..

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Nigerians
Won't stay in any country that doesn't favour them....

Blupen969:
Op you have the real black belt wehdone sir you are the great lao tzu chi

Belt for only legends

PussyMiners:
We don't need okada on our roads

In a state that needs more means of transportation because of its massive population during work hours and closing hours ...
What's my own if the roads are too busy I pick my H2R and give one person a free ride

Twinmama:
I was also going through the website when I saw the phones and their specs, I was wowed, I was actually planning for a phone between 100-120k but now that I found this, I started thinking, will the price change before checking out.

So I put a call to someone that normally get musical equipment through aliexpress platform and he informed me that the price i see is the exact price I'm gonna pay, that they don't add additional charges.
He showed me a lot of things he bought from them.
He only said when the goods arrived, if you choose post office, they will charge like 100-500 naira only but if you choose other courier it is free.

So let me send the pictures of the phones I want to order. I also need people who have correct Intel about these phones to advise me if those specification are accurate cos the price is very cheap.

Also, will the phone work in Nigeria?
Thanks in anticipation.

This phone you want to buy is not Samsung
Check very well...
It's just called s23 ultra

MasterJayJay:
Crawl out from your hole and explore Nigeria so ignorance can leave you. But some have allowed ethnic bigotry to becloud their sense of reasoning.

De mind them
Born in Lagos , school in Lagos serve in Ibadan marry in Lagos
Die in Lagos

Yedidea:
I'm Solomon an Ibgo from my father's side,and my mom is a Ghanaian, My mom took me from Nigeria to Ghana ( UNAWARE ) of my father as I was a baby so I have never seen my own biological father ever since Born, and I have tried all humanly possible means to find him but not avail, my mom have declined to tell me every Truth about my father, after all my pressure on her to tell me where my dad is until now no good answer from her, but I'm desperately want to see my dad.

The only information I have about Him is- my mom told me that His name is Paul Peter She said she has forgotten the sir name of my Dad, and she has also forgot the Nigeria state my dad comes from , My Dad was then a mechanical engineer in Lagos in assembling excavators ect..there was a pictures proofing that but she seized it, and she failed to tell me.

The Company name, I have my father's very old picture with me, posted with my mom, I'm now at age but I sincerely want everyone who will come across my massage join the searching help till I find my real family, my mom name is Grace , that was the name my Dad was aware of.

Please my precious reader help me found my dad and my home back in Nigeria, this is my Ghanaian number for call and WhatsApp -+233553121901 , God bless you and your family for helping me Amen.

Show your mother pepper
She would tell you everything you have been looking for.