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I am happy for the family...

Nice to know that they are also willing to give back to the community of the king... The government should top it up

Lekan111:
Pardon me, the topic is get your attention.
I downloaded bamboo recently after someone created a thread of useful apps.

I am ready to fund my account but confused of the best stock(s) to buy with about $80.

Head to Reddit and read up about viable stocks to invest in or ask experts on Quora...

The earlier you start to realize that no one is under obligation to help you, the better for you!!!

That you sought for help and no ine did, does not make 'Nairalanders' mean .


Glad you're fine...

Bro. Pluto1c don lose guard

#OccupyNigeria abd #ENDSARS protests have taught me that we only make noise in this country... No effect!!!

Madness in high places...

My her soul rest in peace that she never found in the world...

It Is better than to force himself to play and mess up

This is unbelievable!!!

The North is the major part of our problems ..

Bull dress

Safe journey to him in advance....

... sorrow, tears and blood - Their regular trademark!!!

Whizzy080:
Greetings all, I appreciate y'all for your time
I love bringing my personal issues to this space because most are things I can't discuss with friends (besides I don't trust people that much) especially sensitive issue that has to deal with privacy. Why I choose here is, you don't know me, I don't know you but at the end we get advised and also advice

Something happen recently that has been disturbing me..let's say I was once in the world, yeah, I was. I've come across many women in my life I don't know if it's because of my look or I was an example of what many called a womanizer.. I've met crazy women who does nasty things in d name of s3x and it was damn good.. Ok fastward

I have this girl I'm currently with, I don't easily love but she's just the one for me and I made up my mind to respect her love, she's everything a man would want as a woman, we are very compatible in terms of our s3x life, but I think my past is hunting me for real..few days ago we were making out when I decided to spice things up, neither did I know she hasn't been intruced to this worldly lifestyle, while in a heat romans I decided to go down(she's very clean down there) she resisted saying she hasn't done it before but I assured her she gonna enjoy it and she agree, brethren I was there and she was laughing I ask her why she's laughing she said she doesn't feel anything its like someone tickling her armpit. I was shocked (how on earth does a woman not enjoy heads) something 80℅ of girls I met will crave for, I thought to myself, it was very strength to me aswr
I quickly stopped to continue our usual kissing n romans, immediately I opted to kiss her she quickly pushed out my mouth, stood up and asked why I used the same mouth from her p*ssy to kiss her, wft it's your own p*ssy for crying out(said to myself).. People of God my harden prick melted in the matter of split sec. I was crying inside
Since then I always see myself dirty in front of her, I've loss my self confidence, wish I can erase her memory of that incident

please in this case what should I do?

This is very funny... But try to talk to her about it in a jovial manner.
She will conform with time.


!B: If you are have sex before marriage, you are still in da world blooda

jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested

when you want something... Go all out for it!!!!

Gone are the days when ladies use to form

Makes no sense... Well, maybe he was trying to give her a reason to be happy on a sad day. But, there is a time for everything

Senseless adults

SweetHearted:
My father was from south south part of Nigeria who went to join Islam.

My mother was a Christian but my father was a Muslim. He gave me the name Ismaila.

I was not a Muslim, just that I bore a Muslim name. I never prayed nor do anything Islamic because my father had agreement with my mother to allow us choose our religion by ourselves because in my state, everyone is a Christian and my father was even a Christian before.

And so it was that when I attended primary school, I was the subject of intense hatred by so many students.

Particularly, there was a girl in my class from primary 1 to primary 5, because then, we maintained our class and sometimes you could be with the same students from primary 1 to 5.

The girl hated me so much. She would be cursing my God and my religion because the impression then was that I was a Muslim.

I told her that "Allah" means God. Cursing that name was like cursing God. Anytime I said that, she would curse more and more.


She liked calling me Nsim enang(which means tail of a cow). It was the name Ismaila which she twisted to Nsim enang. Because of this, all the pupils started calling me Nsim enang. Sometimes, I used to be afraid of going to school because of the hatred that other students had for me. Most of the trouble I had as a pupil was orchestrated by that girl. My books and bags were stolen often. I was not permitted to join in so many activities. She was outspoken and had influence on every boy in the class. She was the one who instigated other boys to fight me.

It is now that I wonder how a girl of not more than 11 years could have been so fanatical.

I later changed my name to a local name at the instance of my mother because she reasoned that using the name Ismaila may result in me being denied basic rights by my own people.

I changed my name in primary 5 just before the first school leaving certificate because I never wanted Ismaila to appear in my FSLC and by extension other certificates.


After I finished primary, secondary and University and was posted to Kano to serve. I met the girl who was my nightmare then in primary school. She was also there to serve. We had not seen each other for 14 years since we left primary school.


She recalled how much she hatred me. She even remembered how I came to her to tell her that she should stop hating me because I was no longer a Muslim.


After service, I stayed in the north for more than 5 years. I observed the following while staying up north.

1) If you are always standing up for your right as a Christian, soon the Hausa Muslims would set you up and said you blaspheme. They don't mind paying someone to say blasphemous words, record it and said you are the one who said it, so they can kill you.



2) If you argue with a Hausa man and you curse or abuse him, he may say it was the prophet you said those words against. You may be very surprised how the mob would be coming for your head, not trying to find out the truth.


3) If you are teaching in the north, do not touch any book or bag in your class, so that you won't be accused of touching a book or bag with Quranic inscription or Quran in it.


4) If you are a Christian teacher and the students don't like you for any reason, THEY WOULD SURELY SET YOU UP. Consequently, you must avoid touching their books, avoid speaking with their females because even me, the whole school once went on an uproar because one boy started a rumour that I was "toasting" their girl. But the girl was kind enough to tell them the truth. She said she was the one who came to sit with me and was asking me about the southern Nigeria ways of life and other things. It was during the break time and she was speaking with me openly in the presence of everyone.


5) Sometimes a Hausa Muslim would call you and engage you in talks on Christianity and Islam. Please I beg you in the name of God, do not engage with him. Tell him you don't have time to discourse with him.

Please. I beg you.

Valid... I served Safanna LGA in Katsina. Those northern muslims are something else I must say.

To them, Muslims from other parts of the country that is not Hausa, are all fake muslims.

Stoning us when walking with a female corper was never far fetched.

shigoawesu:
Ok
What of Honda civic or Golf?

Honda Civic is not bad

Danat:
Hi guys. I really need the help of The bachelors in the house. I'm a young guy, 24 yrs old, from Jos. I just got a new job with the FG and I'm resuming work soon. I will be moving to Abuja any moment, and I'll have to rent a room to stay. Please guys I need all the advice I can get ; from Living alone, Landlord/Neighbor wahala, finances, women, essential stuff, things to look out for, and anything you think will be of help. Thanks guys.

All i can say is that - You are just about to start life!!!

Welcome to the real life world

jaszplus12:
Busy this morning at the office and the HR comes to ask my opinion on a matter.
Her friend got married 6 years ago and it took a long while to get pregnant. When she does get pregnant her husband begins to say he can't be responsible. He claims a doctor has told him he has low sperm count.
The woman insists it's his... Now there's war in the house . Family meeting was called by the man. No resolution. The s edman keeps tormenting her.
TSo, she sought advice from my HR manager.
My first question was: did he inform her of his condition BEFORE the marriage?
Please what advice can we offer?

The man is wicked if he didn't disclose his medical condition to his wife all along.... Well, DNA test is within reach

shigoawesu:
Why Corolla, is other brands not acceptable?

It is durable for the business, another good car for such is Pontiac vibe.

You can surely combine uber and bolt... But i doubt if there's uber in Ibadan.

Islandlady:
Dear guys!!! Have you been wooed(toasted) before by a lady
If yes how many times?
What was your reactions!? were you shy, angry, happy, blushing

Also ladies have you wooed a guy before too

Gist us
Lalasticlala mynd44

This table that you are shaking is a hightable ooo...

Let me keep my experience and await the professors in wooing matters to speak


To be candid, it is cool to have a lady break the ice and do the wooing... No more stereotypes

A pointless and senseless war..

Why you dey vex? They only announced what they wanted at their own wedding ooo!!!

You could simply have walked out if it didn't appeal to your moral justification.

The love for humanity is the greatest religion... Why should I hate and kill another man cos of where he's from or what he believes?

We were first humans before any ither thing...

Imran is a mumu man and the lady g
has time for nonsense...

sirsugar:
Bolt/Uber driver Ibadan/osogbo
If any of your location is also good for the business comment pls!
Which is better between, Uber or bolt
Which affordable vehicle is better,sedan or SUV

Ibadan is better... You use both apps simultaneously.

Use a sedan... I advise you use a Toyota Corolla. E get why

Stupidity at it's purest form...

Rubbish...