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Professor Eleka lost it with fayose after dining with Gov. Makinde

It is nothing to cry over ... They went all the eay to keep their priced asset.

La liga did not complain when PSG bought Neymar at an astronomical price cos it favoured them... So, why complain if they spend outrageously to keep their asset?

Terrorist in the North

Ritualist in the west

UGM in the east

Militants in the south

Nigeria is on a journey of no return

Congrats to them... They played some good football this season

You simply allowed it...

Living in Nigeria is hard and unsafe even for these harmless animals

Cuterboy:
Looking at the hardship in the country presently and your current account balance, would you join your friends who smoke and drink alcohol if their company is guaranteed to make you rich?

It is of a general opinion that smoking and drinking are bad habits. Not even just smoking and drinking, consider ‘Igbo’, ‘Shayo’ and ‘Ashewo’ too.

There is an adage that says “An evil company corrupts good manners”. But if you have friends who seem to be well connected and living large already but are into kinds of stuff against societal standards, will you stick to your moral value and double your hustle or roll with them to get what you want?(more...)

I will stick to what I believe is good for me... No to alcohol for me.

I don't believe drinking alcohol is bad... I dont just like it!!!

Well, she has finally found what she wanted to do... Happy ending!!!

Just before they destroyed Nigeria

She wanted attention... And she got it!!!

No issues

She sat up for those considered significant to her ..

Isvo:
Good day everyone, I'm in a dilemma right now, have been thinking if I should learn auto mechanic skill and attend noun for a degree or should I continue in my job of 30000k monthly?

Pls note that I don't find fulfillment in my current job, I need advice pls.

Learn the auto mechanic skill... 30k will become ridiculous compared to what you can be making by the type you set up your skill

Step-mother and daughter wahala... Try to draw her closer and win her over. Else, it will not be funny

A very senseless war indeed... The soldiers from both countries surely didn't want the war. But, orders must be followed!!!

That is too much of an extortion na... He even tried

Funmi Aragbaye's music back in the days was soul lifting...

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower.Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size.But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

There's really nothing for you to worry about... To avoid such worries, wear a brief underneath

honeyball:
You are one of the guys I respect so much on nairaland. Your views and your mindset towards others is very good.

You always encourage when others choose to attack.

Keep it up.

Wow! thanks so much...

This is disheartening...

That is a farce...

As for the larger war, Collins says Russia cannot win simply by conquering a certain amount of territory. "There are no winners in this. It's war. Both nations are going to lose regardless of the outcome. It's just a matter of which one loses more," he said.

The above submission is the sad reality of the war... It is a senseless war for Ukraine.

Mumu wey dey report mumu ..

You need not to be angered by the success of others no matter their age... Yours will come in due time.

There's always room for catching up and overtaking at the top...

Your greed got you... Sorry about your loss bro!!!,

There's no free meal in freetown

Okobola146:
*MAN CITY* is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him.

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance.

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly falls sick during tests and exams, but is very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher....all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up in position four...or worse.

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and stole the exams for him to be at the top in those days but after the retirement of his father he is always at number 7 because he can no longer get higher marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work he's always thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

*CRYSTAL PALACE *is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position. *But he makes sure he implicates Arsenal so they won't be first or second*

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students *(especially Man City and Arsenal*)

*ASTON VILLA* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last.
*He enjoys beating Lazy Man U and bullies him at the end of the term*

Etc

Nice

You made a good point which I get reasonably... But In my opinion, if a comedian makes a skit about being an armed robber, does that mean youths should follow suit?

It all boils down to choice...

We thank God for you

We shall wait and see

Her points are valid!

Well, one is global while the other is a local champion... Nairaland is very resourceful if you look into the right places.