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I believe he will get home to see his clothes at home..

He must have been set up by his wife

NevetsIbot:
So.. I was journeying down to Akungba from Ogbomosho yesterday. A very hectic 6hrs journey that sapped of energy. The stress was next to none since I hate travelling and the last thing I needed was to be stopped at police checkpoints.

From Ogbomosho down to Ikare, we passed by several police stops and they would stop my bus, eye me intently since I was the only young guy in the bus. You could see their souls bite their fingers in disappointment upon seeing that the other occupants of the bus were middle aged citizen that wouldn't let them extort me. The driver also on purpose did not slow down just because of me. I didn't realize he was not slowing down at most stops because of me until we got into Ekiti.
That was just how I got straight to Ikare without police hassle. Boarded a bike straight to Akungba and I was met with the notorious policemen that stay about a kilometre just after the military checkpoint.

I was stopped, asked to open my backpack. I did as the sergeant asked while asking him "Is there any problem sir?"

He replied nonchalantly and told me there was none to which I replied " I know there's no problem. So why are you searching my personal belongings".. All these while, maintaining my composure and tone.

He decided to ignore me... I let him know that only I would put my hand into my bag. He took the antibiotics I was on, probably mistaking it for trams. I looked on.... Very disappointed.

He called on who I think should be the leader and that one just pointed straight to my laptop and asked me to provide the receipt.

I asked him if it was realistic to carry a receipt for everything about? He was very irritated by my question and asking "what if it was a stolen laptop"
I then asked him this " If you want me to carry a receipt for my laptop, please, let every policeman here come with their phones and the due receipt for each phone."

He yelled at me to shut up and I replied again, still maintaining my tone and looking unfazed.

"Sir, as long as you're not investigating a criminal case involving a stolen Acer aspire, you have no business with my laptop. As far as this is concerned, this is an illegal stop and search"

He was so infuriated that he started to tell "So now my job is illegal..... Are you saying I need to have a search warrant to search you"

"Yes... You definitely have to have it, and you're operating like this with your name and number pegged to your chest. Look sir, I'm the son of a lawyer, all these would work on others, but not on me. I'm not contesting this with you anymore sir. Whenever you're ready, we'll move from here"

Folded my arms and looked away while he yelled severally "Your father will not be the first and last lawyer".. He almost tossed my laptop at me, which I caught and he left me with this warning

"Next time I see you and you have this countenance on your face, I will make sure I see your father".

I replied thank you and continued with my journey... Watched the other young men at the other side of the road looking on wishing they could switch places with me.

So yeah, Maybe we'll have another episode of protests against police extortion of young men. These men, after seeing that I was an artist since all my tools were in my bag decided to find another way to hook me down. Thank God I was able to weave this one.

Glad you knew you right and stood up for it... But pls and pls, don't try this with policemen on the highway.

They are murderers who will late plant a gun on you and say you were a thief.

Randy military men...

Idamond:
Good day Nairalanders.!


today I'm celebrating my birthday with a smooth forehead!!
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Mynd44
Seun
lalasticlala

Happy birthday to you bro

Anything is possible in this country Nigeria...

Happy birthday to her

Unique... I everyone gotta really look up

The balance of the world had tilted and the war has open everyone's mind to many complexities of the world's politics...

Unfortunately, Ukraine, which was a beautiful country is the scape goat.

This is very enlightening...

Serving his nation... Patriotism

kenzysmith:
mine when I was 19 I had my ist girlfriend I used to send this girl 500 mtn from my pocket money every 2 days. after I send her the card I will use my own card to call her she never call me. there was a day she agree to have lunch with me we went to sillzers she came with her younger brother they ate fried rice and big chicken while I was drinking coke talkng with her I would have bought food for my self but I was considering their fare back home in my heart I was in tears but I was just there smiling like gaduje. after the meal his younger brother demand for meat pie and ice cream she also said I should also buy for her too that I should put it inside take away pack. they sat at their seat why I went to buy it for them and I also gave them 1500 for their fair back home. i am the one who called her if she have arrive home even hug I no see talk less of pussy chai I mumu that year sha

You were not a mumu... You were Simply naive

... this war will end up being a senseless war. The beautiful Ukraine just got destroyed and many dead for nothing

Future typical Nigerian politicians

He is doing well... Representing

Future typical Nigerian politician...

adebayo987:
Let's have an adult discussion. No insult please. I have a girlfriend that we were set to marry by December. Let me cut the story and go straight to the point. I travelled to a distant place for work since november last year and since i can't cheat on her, i decided to be mastvrbating whenever i'm high. I even let her know and she said it's Okay. She's a good church girl though and always dislikes sex when i was around with her. So, i got shocked when i saw her on a january uploaded porn video just last week. I didn't believe my eyes because i thought it's someone that looked like her. so i took some screenshots and sent to her to ask if she can recognize this person, only for her to start begging me that it was the devil's handwork as she didn't know "they" would post it online. This was someone i due send 45k monthly as salary and additional 10k every 20th of the month for miscelenous. Right now i'm heart broken as i'm going to call her family to inform them of my non interest again. Or what should i do?

Pit yourself together bro... Iz time move on

That was a grest deed by the referee

Ooohlites... He is welcome back

I like him... E kanot coman goan kee himsef

So many unfortunate human beings everywhere...

Politicians are just too crafty for my liking...

His village people that were warming up have finally got his time...

Queenttoast01:
I relocated on marital ground with a kid from Benue camp but I did not register as married before going to camp and I did not upload my marriage certificate, change of name etc

But I was asked to fill my spouse name under my certificate format while in camp, checking my relocation dashboard, I saw "Mrs" in front on my name but not my spouse surname.

Please will Mrs be added to my name on my certificate?

you will surely have a Mrs.

Congratulations to her

Khalid72:
How much will it cost to establish a football club in nigeria

visit the ministry for youths and sports... On how to recruit your players, that is solely your choice to make.

Taofeek is a mumu man..

I was more of an introvert and I was on my own jeje chilling in the classroom during breaktime... Unknown to me, that some mischievous female students had a bet and dared the most beautiful student in our class to walk up to me and plant a kiss.

Well, she did exactly that and while i was still shocked and taken aback, a male. Corper teacher that was crushing on the girl walked into the classroom...

The rest was history... The most hurtful part of it was when our class and biology teacher told me in the principal's office that "Mykael you disappointed me!!!".

I guess there was a mix-up while inputting the email into the database... Something is surely amiss. Anyways, Zenith bank still has to pay for that.

Never knew Russia was this important to the world... The war has opened all up

The soldier must be crazy

I would have said your story was a lie but for somethings I have witnessed here on Lagos island... Nobody will believe you.

So please, seek spiritual help cos your the only one that understands your battles. That is, if your story is for real.

Welcome back to the real world