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well, mine is at night when most are asleep...

Bluntdude:
Hey guys na me again...
So as usual, I went to attend to a customer today. After I was done, she was super excited and impressed considering how that I was able to come over to her place and do her job despite the fact that it was quite late and already past my official closing time. She was really jovial and really really funny, cracking jokes all the way as I did my Job. I laff tire. (See ba to be honest, women wey grow up for Yankee no dey form. They're really good at communicating with people and that for me is really cool.)

Ok back to what I was saying... After cracking some jokes, she paused to ask if I was married. I said not yet. She asked how old I am, I told her. She asked if I am looking for a wife? I said yes. She assured me that I'm going to get a good one hopefully. At this point I told her that I'm not sure about that seeing that most babes we have now aren't really cool headed and interested in being in a decent relationship. I went ahead to tell her how I heard a babe talking to someone how that she's not interested in marriage, that she just wants a child and she'd be fine. At this point, she quickly cut in sharply and said the following things:

1. "I'm a woman and I'm gonna be honest with you . I'm this way right now because I'm married with kids so I can be totally open with you."

2. Any woman who says she doesn't want a man in her life is lying.

3. All these stuffs about feminism is a big lie. No woman wants to be alone.

4. I live in the West and I can tell you that no woman who gets pregnant without a man by her side is happy

5. A woman can say she doesn't want you but most time she doesn't mean it. Just try hooking up with another chick and all hell will be let loosed. Infact she may go ahead to fight the other babe and the babe won't even know why she's been engaged in a fight.

6. Any woman that tells you she's ok being pregnant without a man by her side, most times says so in order to decieve you into believing that she doesn't want you to be committed to her and by so doing, you'll drop your guard and probably become committed to her. She simply manipulated you into being in a relationship with her because most men fear commitment when it stares at them in the face.

7. Don't want a woman who doesn't want you. It doesn't always end well.

Na the few wey I remember be this. I say make I let una know

You don do well for letting us know

Truvelisback:
Carmella dey play. The Miz wife is more beautiful than her. Her catwalk alone na die, even she is a mother, she balance die.

It's the Bella twins for me...

No time for competition...

blogger4:
https://www.detouchingstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Awka-Monkey-732x412.jpg

It is prohibited to kill Monkeys in Awka, Anambra state as part of the Tradition.

Monkeys are regarded as the gods or products of the gods in Awka.

Monkeys are known as Enwe Imo Awka in Awka, Anambra state therefore whoever kill any of them must bury them like they Bury Humans and conduct Funeral ceremony.

Also Read: I stopped going to church because my pastor toasted me, Invited me to a Hotel Room – Nigerian Lady (photos)

In a video shared online, Youths of the community caught a man from another town who is said to be a hunter after he killed Two of the Enwe Akwas, (Monkey).

In the Video, the Hunter is seen carrying the Two deceased Monkeys as youths Parade him to Igwe’s palace for questioning and the Enwe Imo Akwas (Monkeys) Burial Arrangement.

WATCH VIDEO: https://www.detouchingstory.com/2022/02/10/hunter-arrested-for-killing-2-monkeys-in-awka-forced-do-burial-for-them-video/

May the beloved momkeys rest in peace...

Havesomesense:
My girlfriend of 1 year and 5 months just told me that she has a daughter.
She said she was impregnated at the age of 16 in 2015 by a guy who promised to give her admission. She said they had sex once and that the guy took away her virginity.
My girlfriend will be 24 this year and her daughter will be 7 years.

I asked her for proof and she showed me her daughter's birthday certificate with her name written as the mother and pictures of her daughter when she was a baby.
She is not involved in her daughter's life, her daughter lives with her Aunt.

I wouldn't have fallen in love with my girlfriend if she had told me in the beginning of the relationship that she has a child.
I remember telling her multiples times when we talked about baby mama's in the early stage of our relationship that I can fvvk them but I can't have anything serious with them.

I still love my girlfriend but I'm not proud of her currently.

I need opinions of matured folks concerning this issue.

I don't want this post to appear on front page.

Finally, my perception of girls has changed for worse.

It is your choice to make... If you can cope with it, you've got to love her unconditionally.
If you can't cope with it, the earlier you let her go... The better.

Ooohlite... Let's hear what the ladies have to say

But men can use their name right!!??... Ooohlite

Bedtec:
Am short of words on what to tell her that's the obvious fact

I can understand but you just have to... I have been in similar situations before and i kept avoiding calls till it nearly became complicated... Brace up and speakup

Iran keeps spending heavily on weaponry rather than improving their country...

Bestie don carry bobo enter trouble...

Foolish way to die by an intelligent old man...

Bedtec:
Good evening everyone, please I need advise on what to do here. I graduated from University in 2020, and during my last days in school I had accommodation problem so I had to put up with a friend of mine (female) throughout the last days and she was very helpful to me i think and know that I owe her alot for the help... I relocated to Lagos after graduation and I stay with my sister and her family, am just hustling to start up so it has not been easy for me and I planned on going for NYSC this year. Now the problem is that the girl who helped me then in school sent me some cash to help her acquire an item which I did and waybilled to her last month. She then sent another 55k for me to help her purchase a laptop which she would use for her project because she's in her final year but when I went to withdraw the money from the Pos, I couldn't find any cash there even the change i had in there was all gone, like I couldn't believe it , I went to the bank to lay a complain but they said they will get back to me which up till now am yet to get a feedback and I've been there countless times but same silly response of we're looking into it. Now the girl has a compulsory seminar they will attend in school and she needs to pay but her parents have refused giving her the money because the money for the laptop and the laptop it's self there yet to see. Now she's on my neck and I've been avoiding her calls and chats cos I don't know how to tell her what happened to the money .... Please am really confused on how to relay the information to her cos her career is at stake.... Someone should please help me on how to tell her so she can understand because am dieing by the day cos her career is at stake .... Am ready for the bash and If possible any sort of assistance cos here and now am helpless ...
Sorry for the long write up

Not picking her calls is making things worst... You should have explained to her right from the first day it happened.
Well, you just have to open up to her except you have other means of raising the money.

Putin keeps using this matter to catch cruise while placing the west on their toes...

No be juju be that

Chenu60:
'Yahoo Boy' Gets Community Service Sentence, Forfeits N126k, iPhone, Tecno Phones To Victim, FG


https://www.freedomsunrise.com/2022/02/yahoo-boy-gets-community-service.html?m=1

The judge was really linient with him.

That is their wahala...

softwerk:
Where is Pastor Righteousness when you need him sef?!

These are the kind of people that will allow this world end quick.

ssshhh! he is praying... Do not disturb him.

Bending snake style tree...

That house is a home of snakes...

Ideadaddy55:
Nicklas Süle becomes the latest football player to transfer between Bayern and Dortmund.

The two teams have a great history of rivalry between them. Winning and contending for titles among themselves yet still transfer their most prized assets to strengthen their rivalry.

Sick isn't it?

Technically, it doesn't make sense to transfer players to rival clubs. Clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona, Manchester United and Liverpool and so many others don't sell players to themselves.

Even players get booed when they directly or indirectly make such a switch.

Why then do Bayern and Dortmund sell their valuable players between themselves?

List of Players that have switched between Bayern and Dortmund
Ottmar Hitzfeld
Ottmar Hitzfeld is the first player to make this switch. He played for Dortmund and Bayern but made no impact in both clubs as a player.

However, he coached Dortmund once and went on to coach Bayern on two occasions thereby inspiring both of them to many trophy wins.

Matthias Sammer
Another name is Matthias Sammer, a 1996 Ballon D'Or winner. Sammer inspired Dortmund into Bundesliga's dominance as a player and coach.

Ten years after coaching Dortmund, he became Bayern's sporting director and ended Dortmund dominance. He was responsible for the raid on Dortmund's most prized assets- Lewandowski and Gotze.

He later returned as Dortmund external advisor a few years later.
Matts Hummels
Matts Hummels came from Bayern's rank but left for Dortmund after making a few appearances for the club.

After Dortmund's dominant spell during the Jurgen Klopp era, Hummels left for Bayern and won seven trophies including three successive Bundesliga titles.

He returned to Dortmund again after seeing his playing time cut short by Niklas Süle.
Mario Gotze
Mario Gotze, the 2014 World Cup winner, is another notable name on this list.

He was one of the catalysts of Dortmund's dominance during Jurgen Klopp's era.

He moved to Bayern after enjoying a successful spell with Dortmund and won some trophies with Bayern but his form began to drop and he returned to Dortmund a few years later.

Robert Lewandowski
Robert Lewandowski may be the most successful man on this list after making history with both Dortmund and Bayern.

Lewandoski scored a record of 103 goals in 187 appearances for Dortmund then moved to Bayern.

After his move to Bayern, he didn't stop bagging the goals. His 329 goals in 358 games is a milestone especially when he's scored at least 40 goals in the past six seasons.

He's broken a lot of records and won a lot of trophies, even individual prizes like Five Bundesliga Top scorer cannon, Two Fifa men's gongs and so many others.

"He should be the awarded winner of 2020 Ballon D'Or", says Lionel Messi.

Niklas Süle
Niklas Sule becomes the latest addition to this list after he agreed to join Dortmund on a free transfer.

He's arguably Bayern's best defender but it's surprising to see Bayern let him go.

It's interesting to see what he'd achieve in the Yellow and Black shirt especially considering that players tend to win trophies anytime they make this switch.

The Begging Question
The begging question remains why do both clubs keep strengthening themselves especially considering their rivalry?

Their rivalry is not as toxic as that of the other clubs in Europe...

Pharmacy is one of the craziest faculty in universities... This is a great feat!!!

manofnoble:
The family of a young investor who killed himself thinking he had suffered huge losses on Robinhood have sued the trading app.

Alexander Kearns, 20, took his own life when he mistakenly believed he had lost $730,000 on the trading platform, that he had used since high school.

His parents plan to file a lawsuit on Monday accusing Robinhood of wrongful death, negligent infliction of emotional distress and unfair business practices, according to CBS News.

CONTINUE READING https://atjreport.gonewscloud.com/2021/02/09/parents-of-amateur-investor-who-killed-himself-over-huge-losses-sue-robinhood/

The app really needs to be sued... What a costly technical glitch

Is he not too tall for the ride?

I object ... As a matter of fact, this generation of boiz barely watch Nollywood.

ExAngel007:
CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele made this known in Abuja on Thursday at the end of the Bankers’ Committee Meeting where he also introduced the RT200 Programme.

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has revealed that
it will no longer sell forex to banks by the end of
2022.

CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele made this known in Abuja on Thursday at the end of the Bankers’
Committee Meeting where he also introduced the
RT200 Programme.

Emefiele said the time had come for the banks to
go out there and source for forex by funding
entrepreneurs with ideas.

The CBN, Emefiele said, will support the banks by
granting rebates and other support until the banks
find their feet in sourcing their forex by themselves.

Emefiele also disclosed that the apex bank’s
policies and measures have led to a significant
improvement in diaspora inflow from an average of
US$6 million per week in December 2020 to an
average of over US$100 million per week by
January 2022.

The CBN, he said, would be reviewing these
intervention programmes going forward to ensure
that they continue to achieve the desired results.
Details Shortly…

https://www.tori.ng/news/193401/breaking-cbn-announces-date-it-will-stop-selling-f.html

Ooohlite... By the time this happens, 1 dollar will be equivalent to 3,000 naira.
I wonder how they expect the banks to do the magic a whole CBN could not

NwaNimo1:
US rapper and entrepreneur Snoop Dogg has acquired Death Row Records, the label that launched his career.

The Californian hip-hop star shot to fame following the Death Row-release of his 1993 hit debut album, Doggystyle.

It featured hits singles such as Gin & Juice, Doggy Dogg World and Murder Was The Case.

Snoop Dogg said the move was an "extremely meaningful moment for me" and he was looking forward to "building the next chapter" of the record label.

'Future value'
"I am thrilled and appreciative of the opportunity to acquire the iconic and culturally significant Death Row Records brand, which has immense untapped future value," he said in a statement.

"It feels good to have ownership of the label I was part of at the beginning of my career and as one of the founding members.

He later posted an image on Instagram, alongside the caption "Bacc on Death Row".


Death Row Records was founded in 1992 by Dr Dre, Suge Knight, the DOC and Dick Griffey.

Snoop Dogg was signed after one of his early mixtapes impressed NWA co-founder Dre, who invited him to an audition and then appear on his own debut record, 1992's The Chronic.

Both debut records went multi-platform and set Death Row on its way to becoming a multi-million dollar business.

Prior to that a teenage Snoop Dogg had spent time in prison for a drug offence.

Doggystyle sold millions of copies around the world and was followed up by Tha Doggfather in 1996.

But he left the record label in 1998, after a row about the terms of his contract and the alleged withholding of royalty payments, and went on to enjoy further success as musician, actor and media personality.

Death Row began to decline in the late 90s after the death of one of its stars Tupac Shakur, and the imprisonment of Suge Knight, as well as the departures of Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre.

Watch more on the BBC: Last Man Standing: Suge Knight and the murders of Biggie and Tupac.
Controversy and legal cases followed before the label filed for bankruptcy in 2006 and was auctioned to WIDEawake Entertainment for $18m (£13.2m) in 2009.

The infamous label was later sold to Entertainment One, after the owner of WIDEawake went bankrupt in 2012, and then became a division of Hasbro, until last year when One Music was sold to The Blackstone Group.

Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre performing at Coachella Festival in 2012
It's now back in the hands of one its original stars, who was awarded a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame in 2018.

Snoop Dogg, whose real name is Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr, was previously appointed creative chairman of Priority Records in 2009.

His other business ventures include the release of the Snoopify app, as well as cannabis products called Leafs by Snoop. In 2019 he moved into esports, creating the Gangsta Gaming League.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/4F9C/production/_123208302_snoopjpg.jpg

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60330421

He bought his roots

I wonder why politicians wait till when elections are around the corner... Try to win the heart of the populace way ahead of time.

NawtyC001:
Hello Nairalanders.

I've been in Nairaland for years now, I've been following very well, learning and getting news.i hardly comment or post, mostly because I come here to get informations which they say is KNOWLEDGE.

Never mind my typing..

I'm 27-28years,an NCE holder since 2016 and I know what's next is to upgrade my education, though recently I would rather go for skills like photography, videography, web design or any modern/computer skills than a university.

I know I'm better than who I am now, and it affects me psychological,emotionall,socially and even sexually (rather talk about hustle than sex shut. I no even wan get babe yet and never had except having sex like 4 times in my life.
I've tried almost all opportunities in Nigeria to get a job, from Nigerian Army, Navy, Air Force, fire service nscdc, I mean all recruitment I can apply for NCE and was almost successful with Nigeria Navy but was disqualified after months in training.

I left training November last 2 year with the worst depression of life, I've been thinking of what next to do since I keep hiding from family and friends who were already calling me officer.

After 6months that's around June last year, I had no other option than to go back to my people and tell them I was removed from training. I had to keep trying until I was successful as NPower beneficiary which I thought Ill use the monthly stipends to assist me get a very good skill of which I've been reading from nairaland. But it became history as the stipends aren't paid regularly and in time, they on for 6months.
My friends from school, who were Hustlers (Gee guys) have been telling me to learn it,and are ready for assistance, these are guys who during our NCE,were already doing yahoo,YES,YAHOO,while I'll be using my subscription for assignments, they'll be busy bombing sites and clients,and surprisingly these guys trained themselves in the University, they are all graduates now and still doing Yahoo.
I don't just know why I can't just start sca....... people .



GOING TO GHANA :
This is where I need your help, I only have myself to help me survive.

A friend of mine called me and asked if I'm interested in HK(house of learning yahoo) in Ghana, with whining I just said yes, he sent me his boss number who asked me to start coming to Ghana tomorrow or next.

I've been thinking about it..

Am I really going to learn sca......... Innocent people ?

What if my rights are abused in Ghana,how do I report (since I might be going without passport?

How am I sure of been successful?

But, with the way Nigeria is going, how would I even achieve success staying back?

What if I go there and find out its ain't easy, can I get any good job?


Please MOD and anyone should push this, I need HELP!

If HK is your reason for going... Forget it

"It is finished..." That was the last statement on the cross