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Jokerman:
Bale
Hazard

These two clowns should be sold off. They've failed to live up to expectations. One of the clowns has been eating buns all through

I expected one would step up to fill Ronaldo shoes, considering the mouth both were making

Ronaldo left a very big shoe. Too big for mamy to fit in.

I had anticipated such...

excessmon:
Weldone universal basic education
Yaris is a better model that’s the way to answer

lol...na me be that

Toyota yaris is kind of basic... but a good car nevertheless.

Chioma's friend has become an auto-celeb now right?

We thank God for your life

Mama's saying ended up not been a good one for Man United fans

Space and change are the ultimate price in #ibadantaxi

DanArrewa:
Why is Tinubu your problem??

Tinubu has achieved what no any eastern politicians have achieved dead or alive

Our president 2023

Shuuuu!
I still wonder how we all got to this point of been tribalistic in Nigeria... I can understand that of our Fathers who saw the civil war but our is what i can't comprehend

I pray he recovers soon

Zonkey is Not bad at all... What a non-tribalistic love affair

fineboynl:
if they will bring it down and solder it. won't the price goes up? do you think 5k is enough?

In my own city where i reside, 5k should do... It depends on where you are. If you are in lagos, you will pay like 7 to 8k

It is more complicated than just that...

It is well... All this will soon be over

Joevics:
There's a leak somewhere. But you can't do it yourself, and I doubt if sealants work.

The AC will serve you more if you take it to a technician to fix the leak.

What they usually do is to use foamed water to check all the pipes for leakages. They will then weld the leak and refill the gas.

And your AC will be back to new.

#Note: make it a habit to service your AC every three months, so it will last long.

I think you are right on this one

She is a workaholic i guess

Smile... wait only you travel to the farms in akoko, ondo state. Those ones are angry snakes like angry birds; If you come across any of them your best shot is to flee!!! And let me add, you are sure 1 out of 5 of the snakes you encounter there will run after you howbeit for a short distance

Jakumo:
OP failed to understand the dialect spoken by Police Sgt. Garuba.

When you hear police explain that the cell is full, you must ask whether your accused can "manage" in that full cell.

The investigating officer will then inform you of the cash price for booking suspects into the crowded cell via "express" modality.

After paying the gate fee to the police for the arrest to proceed, your only outstanding bills will be the prisoner's feeding allowance that the police will keep for him, and of course the normal processing fees that will be billed in direct proportion to your ability to pay, which in turn is based on the car you drive.

With the gate fees and feeding allowance for your accused detainee paid in cash and in full with no receipt demanded or offered, your own milk of human kindness should then become the basis on which you decide how much JARRA to pay the police for their efforts in general, after your prisoner has been transferred to the "awaiting trial cell" from which there can be NO return to the land of the living.

In otherwords, he should just have paid the acceptance fee, pay fpr the guy's accommodation and feeding... Wisdom will not kee you for us biko; may ya days be longer than agbalumo tree

Mammy water must have fallen in love with him

They are doing well...

Grayoso:
Harsh truth is that it is Igbo people who wake daily with a pathological need to validate themselves through claming superiority over others in one way or the other or with one thing or another.

If it is not boasting about having more billionaires than others it is bragging of having more mansions or larger number of fair-skinned people and all such nonsense.

It is pathetic and only shows that the Igbo man is deeply insecure despite his constant chest beating. In fact the Igbo man's deep insecurity drives his chest-beating.

...Smile, I would rather you say 'some Igbo men' never generalize a group of people or population based on your sampled few. I get your point though.
We all in this country are mostly guilty of this one way or the other and until we begin to change our orientation one person at a time... There will be trouble ahead! Thanks bro

We do not plan ahead in Nigeria and when we do, there is no continuation by successive governments... We have no longer habe a blueprint for the country's development and growth

This is as hilarious as annoying... Imagine the police saying their cell is full. This our country get as e be

The best athletes most times don't end up becoming the best of trainers or coaches... He might be an exception though

He will be fine... Maybe that is his owm way of been relevant

In as much as this is partly true, of what use is all you've written in your article?
There are billionaires in every tribe of Nigeria so get informed... To my point for the day, you will do better not been tribalistic as we are first humans before been Igbos!!!

NB: I am Igbo but more of a human being

The guy might have slightly over reacted but the girl is not wise... She will learn with age