₦airaland Forum

Deemamadee:
Hi nairalanders, please I need people that has passed through this to help me suggestions
I'm a graduate of biochemistry (second class lower) and I'll like to study nursing
I'm thinking of studying in a private university here in Nigeria or studying abroad
I don't know if I'm qualified for the direct entry or I start a fresh and in confused to which school to choose
As for studying abroad I have no information whatsoever on how to go about it
I need advice from you dear nairalanders. Thank you

Go back to the school you graduated from, speak to your HOD and yhe dean of your faculty.
If you were a good student, they will help you to speak to the department of nursing to enter as a direct entry Student straight to 200 level.

Hehehe... It our God not a good God?

Lol! Nice discovery!!! The ransom paid was wirth it in his own case!!!

With all the juju, the mumu still got caught!

Say no to crime!!!

Evil families...

Men should learn to empower their wives and also write a Will when alive. - E get why!!!

And wives should seek to be empowered and enlightened as well.

I pirry the prince... I guess the guard was high on something.

Well, it is what it is! May the prof.'s soul rest in peace

Very tragic and sad news...

Solacemk:
Hi folks,
Is there any remedy for premature gray hair? I'm in my early 20s, but 20% of my hair is gray. I recently noticed one gray hair in my beard. Please help me; I'm living well, with not much stress, as some associate it with stress.

Enjoy and flex it... It's not as bad as you see it!

If you have it; flaunt it!!!

Say no to crime... Na lie!
They'll make illicit money and be making the hardworking people around feel like those under the curse of poverty.

There's no benefit to being members of ECOWAS... No sustainable bi-lateral trade, no currency swap, no ease of business, etc...
African union sef is just docile....

I hope more is done to fish out more of the bad eggs

You're a lucky man not to have been jailed!!!

Look for her and apologize and not hope she would be listening on air!


I still wonder why a single lady would endure domestic violence in a mere relationship
#Nonsense

beekind:
Like I said, can a couple plan a wedding within a budget of 1 million naira ?
This will include, bride prices, clothes, feeding of guests e.t.c.

If you and your wife to be choose to be conservative. Yes, it is!

Stephen2324:
“Prince of Persia, Real Football, die hard. Waptrick, sefan. ru.” Good old days

Assassin Creed!

Logins2125:
There's this girl I love so much wen we were dating then, before she traveled to meet her parents, and since then she refused to come back to her aunties house and she said that she can't come back here either anymore. But we keep communicating to each other. And as well ,she told me that she had another boyfriend she can move on with,but she's still in love with me . It has been up to 2&half years now we have not seen each other Face-to-face. Recently she called me on phone that she's pregnant,and it's up to five months now. And she keeps begging me let's see each other. I told her that I can't come over to her side , rather, if she agree to see me let her come over to my house here , and she agree on coming over with her 5 months pregnancy which happens to be on Tuesday she's coming or next week tho. And seeing her again will definitely leed to sex! Please what can I do in this situation?

NB: she told me that her husband to be hasn't paid a dime (bride price) on her head. But I don't know if it's true or not.

Please no insult!

Flee my brother in da Lord!!!

Stayfrugal:
Please help, its been over 4 days I used the restroom.
I've taken Laxatives, Liquid paraffin and even Traditional herbs, Nothing at all.

I feel the urge to poo 😫 but it feels stuck at my bottom, I can't even push, it doesn't move or it is like cement.

It feels like hard stool in my bottom, but bigger than my ass.

I've drank a whole GeePee tank, eaten fruits like a bush animal.

I've been farting uncontrollably.

Never felt as miserable as this in my entire life, its making me useless and restless.

How can I resolve this? My only hope now is enema but would it work?

Is there nothing I can take that will liquidify the hard stool stuck in my anus?

Get Castor oil or paraffin oil.

mrrandomguy:
In this harsh economic environment, it makes strategic economic sense to consider making use of public infrastructure, which although less efficient, are extremely cheaper than other alternatives. One of such infrastructures is the post office box.

Recently I applied for a P.O Box for personal/general use after missing an opportunity; a letter from Switzerland due to unclear address. You know those typical addresses we have in Nigeria, like Behind Aso rock, opposite sambisa forest, etc

I got my first mail through it this month. It was a letter sent from Lagos to my city. It cost the sender ₦100 and it took 8 days to arrive! I picked it up thereafter. If it were to be through the motor park, the sender would have paid around ₦4,000. DHL, UPS, and co would have charged not less than ₦8,000. Even the registered mail cost me only a tiny fraction of what I would have paid if I had posted through courier.

I have long forgotten P.O Box

ChildOfDoom:
So I happen to work in a bank, but I don't find it fun mingling with decent, religious or corporate people. I have enlightened and well-to-do peeps trying to be chatty with me, but this makes me uncomfortable. I am not cut out for that life due to my past/present life of mischief/waywardness.


I like living loose, to unwind and feel invigorated. Hence I mingle with:

- lowlifes/gamblers at bet shops while charging my phone. It's fun discussing football with them and chatting about our past losses. I just hope now I look fresh and recuperating, they won't want to set me up on my way home at night, since they know my profession. A frustrated/hungry man they say, is an angry man. At times, serious fight breaks out in betshops and I find my way to evade the scene

- rugged/cult boys at brothels - it's common knowledge that strong men hang around brothels. They either look out for their friends into prostitution or are hired to promote the ladies' interest there. But I can't help it. Staying indoors after work is boring. Nothing beats hanging out around a brothel (from 7pm to 11pm) to chill to cool music reverberating from the speakers there, taking some 'bottles' and hanging out with the drunkards and weed takers there after sex romps. Though I know it's risky. On my way back home late one night, I heard people trying to command me to stop, I just hastened my footsteps and pretended I didn't hear them. At times, civil defence raids the brothel to pick boys being traced.

- Yahoo guys - So I am a glutton and try to do side deals with them. Once I help them pick their transaction, I get something from them. This also helps me feed my addiction of patronising Oloshos. But I understand this has its repercussions. They could mention me as an accomplice when the chips are down. Those I turn down due to my high charges could look to get back at me. I could also be dismissed if not careful


Hopefully, I can manage these issues and not meet my waterloo

Change your environment and change your ways as well...
Life is easy to get ruined... It's just a matter of a lil mistake.

Lol... Misplaced priority clampdown

Lifeofexpat:
Hi. I am writing this as I cannot find much info on the "Niger wife" residency process online..

(Niger wife, meaning foreign wife of Nigerian husband, as far as I am aware)

I came here to marry my Nigerian man, as unfortunately his visa to Australia was denied. I am on a tourist visa and now want to apply for residency so I can stay here and live with him.

But how do I apply for residency? Is it a hard process? What do I need? And can it be done quickly?

Maybe someone who has had similar experience may know more in this topic and help guide me.

My husband mentioned getting a lawyer to do everything for us, and at a faster speed. Would this help? Thank you.

Residency is free for you . Enjoy!!!

This is thrilling... Nice one

HellVictorinho6:
By giving people all they need as a platform to practice these things.

Facebook is hardly used for anything apart from all kinds of scam such as dating scam,war scam, job scam, etc


Fraternities and secret societies also use it to perpetrate unimaginable deceitful claims of being able to help the poor only to deprive them of the little they have and ask them to find more,threatening to kill them.


There are many groups for money rituals there.

You're right... That if rituals and occultic groups is now something else.

Herbalists will even send you friend requests on FBK nowadays.

Sonofgod1990:
Good day fams. I have a girl which we have dated for almost 5 years now. She had a baby boy for me but I don't love her and I know she truly loves me she's even thinking that I may marry her in future because she doesn't flirt she don't have a boyfriend if not me. But the truth is that I don't love her and I'm not going to marry her when the time comes. But I didn't promise her that I will marry her but the love she has for me can move a mountain but I don't just love her. Please what can I do so she can forget about me. Because I know I will not marry her. I don't even call her just for her to get upset and move on with her life but she keep on calling my line all d time. Some times when I don't pick her calls she will be crying. I'm just afraid that she may end her life if I open up to her dat I don't wan d friendship anymore

I really do understand your plight.
But to be sincere with you, marry someone that truly loves and care for you -E get why!

But, if you can not come with terms with kiving your future with her, sit her down and have the discussion with her. It's not good to waste a lady's youthful years!!!

If he is truly guilty, may he peacefully enjoy his time in prison...
I wish this could be the fate of all rapists or there!

Bigsin:
I want to invest in Nigeria stocks but the review of the bamboo app I saw on play store wasn't inspiring. Please, is any of us here a recent user?

I'd like to be convinced please.

If you have another alternative to bamboo, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Rise app, Chaka

woodr5711:
There is this girl I dated back then ,we stay in the same compound, after sometimes she have issues with her room mate, so I decided to let her stay with me. After sometimes she left for Lagos and I move on with my hustling.
So I got a breakthrough,I open a small scale business and I rent a new bedroom apartment. After we chatted for like one year ,she came back to visit me and she got pregnant for me which I accept the responsibility , we have stay together for 2 years now

she came from a polygamous family, where she was not raise by her father and her father got married to another woman, her mum is late but her aunty is here ,the same state we are. I already let them know my intentions,

I did introduction with her aunty and her meeting people over here in the north. So I decided to let her father know on the phone to the point we were taking time to time. And I was assisting him sometimes when he need something. I noticed her father is not in good terms with the girl family because he didn't take care of the girl, there was a time i requested for list, what her father gave me was too much, i believe is out of greed.
Sometimes am tired of even praying for blessings, becos not paying the bride alone hinder blessing

I was planning to go and pay her dowry last year when the price of fuel.was still 220 during buhari time, before the the fuel price gone up, so it has affected my business alot because I use light 24/7, without light I can't work. To the point I spend all I have on fuel,gas on my business. I couldn't save much and expenses was eating me more.
My people was complaining I should go and do something, anywhere I go for prayer,they keep telling me to go and pay her pride price ,

I use to earn a lot online but nothing is coming for me anymore, now it took me close to a year to fixed my light issue.
Now I have big thing coming from United state that amount to millions in cash. I don't want anything that stop my blessings this year, on this circumstances what do I do on the issue of paying of bride price because right now I'm not ready and she stay with me with the baby?

I need suggestions and guide on the best thing to do.

Well, it is just Norman for you to go ahead and do the right thing 👍

Go and pay her dowry!!!

Okay ooo... And after his demise that you gained access; what did the average Nigerian gain?

War is nothing to ever wish for... life expectancy drops drastically.
At the long run, the causes of War end up being not worth the while.

AtoningBlood:
I need your input people.

3 years ago, my dad sold our house without informing anyone of us. Meanwhile, we all had things left at home, including my mum's items. He never told us where some of those things are till date.

He sold that house and went to the village, he immediately started having issues with the village people. Fight today, fight tomorrow. Everyone in the village I heard now disrespect him due to how he reveal his secrets to anyone who cares to listen.

My dad wants to leave the village to go rent an apartment in another state. His financial responsibility has been on me alone. My siblings abandoned him.

He's being nursing the idea of leaving the village and never informed me. Last november I spent almost 2 million naira fixing solar power and inverter for him in his house at the village and immediately after that he started saying he wants to leave the village..

I told my dad never to relocate to the village yet, that he should wait till his is older as he is still agile and all his friends are in the state where we lived or around. He also gets contracts once in a while so I don't bear much financial burden. But no, he failed to listen and sold our house and left.

My dad wants me to cough out another 1M to rent a house, he wants it big, 3 bedroom. I told him to look for a 2 bedroom but he said where would visitors stay.

I am not even comfortable seeing him in a rented apartment, what would my cousins say, they would mock us. I have some of them who are very naughty. He is bringing shame in us.

We have two properties and my husband wants him to come and stay in one, I vehemently disagreed because he will be controlling us, some of my extended family members will come visiting him and carry the news to the village, as well as discussing my own family and I don't want that. They contributed to what is happening to him now. Through him, some of them will come to stay and I can not start what I can't continue with. So I told my husband to dead that idea fast.

He wants to leave the village latest by February. How do I convince him to get a 2 bedroom flat? 3 bedroom would mean 3 mattresses, and everything triple. My dad doesn't like anything less. All the expenses will be on me alone. My siblings don't care.

I can't turn deaf ears to his needs. I don't want him in the village and I hate to see him in a rented apartment but that is what it is now.

I need contructive advice especially those of us with retired parents, how do you relate with their needs? I told him to think of a small trade so he won't be idle like he's been since retirement and he is talking about setting up electrical pole business, I laughed. Sebi he wan rek me. Same way he did not manage hid wealth.

This is your time now, he has lived the active part of his own life!

Insist on what you can afford. If he does not want that, keep your funds biko

Don't do more than you can sustain.

She's still beautiful at old age.

His choice... His life!!!