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Good day.
.. available!

ibinaboonline:
At first, I thought what you read about in Top Gear must have been the R8 Audi. Then I found the thing on YouTube. The soundtrack from the exhaust should be thrilling.

It's a monster!

micore:
600k tomorrow deal

Thanks for your offer, Sir.

ibinaboonline:
Oh my God, I've just found it on YouTube. A 650-hp Golf GTI 😄. Who does that to a FWD hatchback? You're right, it's not a production Golf. It's a pet project amounting to a parts bin sourced from everywhere, including Audi R8 and Bentley. The W12 is particularly from Bentley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhFKIFoBPU

That's it bro..
So it's even 650bhp!
Phat mehn!!

Available.

Still available.

Lots of butterflies!

This may be the most powerful 'production' VW Golf, but I saw one with the W12 engine on Top Gear, producing 552bhp.
.. a nice read, however.

Bukola94:
as in? even lady bike cost 650k to 700k. some fairly used bike cost 400k. the exterior of the car is neat. except if the engine, gearbox or interior of that car is poor... my dad sold a Nissan to a dealer in 2016 for 500k, a car with faulty gear. I ask the the dealer how much he later sold it, he told me 1M. So if the guy sold that car for 700k or 800k is fair enough. the car is okay, so far the person buying it won't be visiting Kazim mech shop weekly.

.. well said, @Bukola94.
That's why it's advised to inspect any car of choice with a good mechanic.
Anyway, it's still available.

Chaaaii..
I'll jejely return to regular coke then.
Something must kill a man.

Bukola94:
if someone bid 800k or 750k for this, abeg sell it

Thanks for your advice..
It's noted Sir.

Here.

Hello guys!
I have a Clean Skoda Octavia for Sale.
Year: 2004. (..bought as a Toks in 2020.)
Engine: 2.0 litres, 4 cylinders.
Transmission: Manual.
A/C: Chilling.
Electric Windows.
Good working condition. Buy and drive.
Location: Abeokuta, Ogun State.
Phone, or WhatsApp me on 08083150451.
Price: 900k

Skoda Octavia, 2004. Manual Transmission.
A/c, electric windows.
900k.
Abeokuta. Ogun State.
08083150451.. Kindly call or WhatsApp, for more pictures.

ArchiLimited:
At this point I wish Mancity and arsenal would both simultaneously pull out of this deal and let West Ham eat their rice by themselves. What nonsense. These are the guys spoiling football. 90m for rice and you have audacity to say it's too small. That means mbappe would be 500m going by that valuation

Wetin dey inside the rice sef?
Dem wan add "Stone"?
Man City sha!

Picktrust:
My neighbour's wife like going out to sit with men and drink while the husband and their child are at home.

Sometimes she would stay late till around 11pm.

Recently I have noticed she's started entering their cars and be driven away to only God knows where.

Is this a good practice by a supposed married woman?

All indications shows her eyes are still outiside. So what I want to do is get her contact number and I would use it to prank her on hookup to see if she'll fall. I will record everything as proofs.

I don't like nonsense.

.. in Femi Kuti's words, "Mind Your Own Business "!

!
This reminds me of the 7up slogan.. "the difference is clear".

RoyalBlu:
Chai.

Can still remember how enthralled I was when I was told this story as a child.

Only to grow up and realized it was all 'fabu'

All of these years, I've been seeing the expression, "the young shall grow". Well we all must have grown up by now, and btw, i haven't that word, 'fabu' in yonks.

Bethly:
The boy is good

.. not all the time.

He seems to be thinking.. 'say wetin'?
.. "lori iro".

mariahAngel:
Vegetable soup.
It's rich in iron.

"Iron soup" in other words.

I used to think that Tajudeen was a Yoruba name.

The same person is the 'arrestor', "arrester" and "'arrestee'"!

Come on guys, putting them together is like mixing oil and water!

BarrElChapo:
Respect the Chinese traffic light ? Not the traffic laws ? We're the worst 😏

Simply put, you need a trap to catch an animal.

Amazing Grace!

nairalanda1:
Someone hasn't heard of MAD.

Very MAD!

Pls get a "Protractor" (remember that instrument from the maths set?), plot 180° and run as fast as you can without looking back!

As it stands, the Russian military will struggle to make the top 10 in the world.

Can you see if you can pass some nights at the hotel, since you work till late?
.. it'll also save you some money by reducing your transport costs.
I wish you the best!

Siberia01:
I drive a 4.7L V8

Carry your own cross

You're carrying 2 crosses!