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How did violence in Bayelsa in GEJ's backyard now become a discussion about literacy and poverty in the North?

Are the rogues in Bayelsa GEJs brothers protesting on behalf of the North?

Its CPC formenting trouble in Odechukwus home state

Yes its the North again

nateevs:
Torres haba! See pass from Benayoun. .

nateevs:
Torres really should be scoring that.

Yet someone would say the Chelsea midfield doesnt supply Torres enough

nateevs:
Torres haba! See pass from Benayoun. .

nateevs:
Torres really should be scoring that.

Yet someone would say the Chelsea midfield doesnt supply Torres enough

nateevs:
Torres haba! See pass from Benayoun. .

nateevs:
Torres really should be scoring that.

Yet someone would say the Chelsea midfield doesnt supply Torres enough

naijababe:
DK, only you can come up with the above

No one like me

cabali:
This is the match were Torres will score;

If he doesnt then thats it!! He will be a repeat of Schevchenko.

Ok we are waiting and watching.

I would be waiting to hear your conclusions after 90mins

ifyalways:
Is it just all abt sEx and money for u?

My sister is not safe with u,at the rate u are going. 

What more if not sex and money?

If you look at it critically thats the essence of all our hustle as human in the world.

Any hustle, the end result is usually sex, food or money

wetin mek you dey laff?

Idowuogbo:
maituru ko saliu ni, pls i don gbench abokis , allot time to u wey dey vessel so many woman , am gud thanks but u stil rock sha, mr iru jeje

Saliu, Mutairu all join it doesnt marras.

Hmm you dont do abokis? You are missing o according to tpiah and hauwa.

You mean i still dey rock your bosom? Thanks you thanks you.

When I go rock the "konko below"?

Loi reh?

No. I transfer semen from my dyck to pussies.

Do you transfer spirit to other ppl?

I just want you to transfer your bosom into my mouth and my transfer my dyck into your suculent lips

Bayern vs Nurnberg

Its the Bavarian derby baby.

Lets go there

Toorr Muller

kandiikane:
lol oh no, I can't go to heaven without my flat pack been shown, the man is here already.

Thats me baby

naijababe:
Good to know some things dont change, one way traffic mind still very much intact

Why should things change?

Even you sef, I don dey cut eye for you since, Koda ko bimo mejo, mo n fe be oooo

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=641483.msg8087338#msg8087338 date=1302355956]I have my man Lord Reed whom is always satisfying me oo. I dont need you to satisfy me. After that I would see you sleeping-with with other girls. You this be confirm male ashewo [/quote]Me sleeping with other women shouldnt be an issue. I would be one dick for your kitty at the time. After we are done, On to the next one,

Lord Reed can keep you, I just wanna hit that bootay

Guys just stay safe o

if you see any unattended package alert the sleeping police

Idowuogbo:
dk all d way bebe, dat niggie is a true son of d soil , d guy wiv d golden gun

Wa shere iya mi.

I no dey see your brake light again, Or you don dey service Mutairu the mechanic again? When you go allot time to me?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=641483.msg8087204#msg8087204 date=1302354473]I swear u are crazy. That your koko will expire the time you reach 30![/quote]Expire for where? Thats not possible.

Taste me once and you would testify to the glory of God in the land of the living.

Get forked like never before. Satzisfaction guaranteed.

You can do Lord Reed and sneak here to do me also.

I am not demanding. Just 3 hrs per week to beat up that kitty isnt asking for to much Is it?

@agaba,

When the court ruled in favour of Abacha, What do you expect Buhari to do? Flout court orders?

Lets pray so the bombers would come out to confess

Praise the Lord

chaircover:
Arggggggg 

BTW prenups are not fool proof and I have read instances where very good lawyers have managed to throw the prenup out  of the window when it comes to fight to finish in divorce settlements

Even though pre-nup can be dented its still better to have one, Its like saying some ppl who go to college dont end up doing good, SO its better not to get a college degree or Some insurance company still find ways to avoid paying for claims so its better not to have insurance

Saga,  Men can be as vindictive & emotional and petty as women too. I once saw a man dragging the ownership of plastic bowls with his wife when they split up. Yes those plastic bowls you put left over food in and store in the fridge/freezer 

The topic is irected to all leeches both male and female who seek to profit from divorce settlements.

The fool proof method on how to keep your millions from external sticky fingers is not to get married, don't have kids, don't have sex or you may be accused and sued for violation, don't employ staff and be a recluse at home just in case someone sues you on the street for stepping on their foot 

The world is easier. Get married with a cast iron pre-nup,

Have kids as many as you can take care of, Most men dont have issues with spending genuinely on their kids, I dunno about women though cos with the money grabbing women of nowadays you never can tell.

Have sex when the other partner is sober in your house, It might be reasonable to plant hidden cameras in case she wants to claim violation so the recordings would show she was the one who tore her thongs in the bid to get me inside her quickly,

Employ staffs with well stated contracts an definition of roles and responsibilities.

Seriously though, bottom line is that both men and women should look very well before they leap. Once you have signed the dotted line, anything can happen.

Yes anything can happen, people can change thats why its wise to safeguard yourself from ppl who change, vindictive ppl and born parasites who seek to reap where they never sowed

You cant keep coming with excuses she would find out.

Just tell her your phone heats up after prolonged use and causes irritation to your ears, Same with bluetooth.

If she is in the same city, She can see you more often or simply move in with you playa

sule sule:
aww thats nice, im realy sorry but i dnt need a relationship

But I need one with you especially, I have been dreaming of doing someone like you in like forever.

Abilene is not far anyways

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=642473.msg8085440#msg8085440 date=1302329976]so you check women's credentials before banging them i suppose.


ask your fellow naija males if they're marrying post-Phds.[/quote]There is a world of difference, Banging someone doesnt mean you would marry them.

Many men would queue up at brothels t bang hookers, doesnt mean they would marry anyone of them hoes

I think modern marriages where the financial burden is shared 50-50 is the best

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=642473.msg8085418#msg8085418 date=1302329623]so having a masters is no longer considered an edu.

interesting!!!

yes these same men wont marry women they consider overeducated, citing reasons like she'll be too independent, white [or non-naija]women are better, etc etc.

they'll cheerfully date the uneducated typist from non-naija though.[/quote]I wonde where you get your ideas from Tope.

A woman overeducated? abeg send such women to me as long as she is sexy. WHo wants to date an uneducated typist?

I can come up with theories how Naija women prefer to date illiterate mechanics too you know.

BTW how far?

^^ What of my first question

Where do you live, and How soon can you come live with me?

So lets look for a thread where we can do all we want and even make babies on the thread.

The child would be called "Dividend of democracy"