₦airaland Forum

onila: I meant silverbird

it sucks that u only have NTA, NTA 2 in your house

dont worry u will get dstv cable one day

jessyfier: mine just broke up with me

lastpage: You no go kill persin for this place!
Imagine them catch thief for market around 9pm (all those OPC people).. and the thief come be nobody else than the "Chief" of the area!

Now tell me, wetin "chief" no go PROMISE, just make them no expose am for daylight?
If na me, l will promise to make those wey catch me, the richest men in Babylon sef!
Shay l get money wella na im l come dey steal, abi?

Anyway, back to your topic:
Good news....There is a way out!

As long as your friend is ready to import one full container of High Blood Pressure Pills/drugs,
Let him continue to salvage the situation!

if im Mama don die, l will understand (the poor woman wont have to bury her child),,,
...but if she is still alive, pls message her quickly to convene family meeting before one "opeke Corper" go ruin their community effort!

Wahala sit down jeje now, you say "e beautiful wella wella" ....okay o, l don talk my own!

Growing up (my teens) my friends and l did some research and came out with an "hypothesis" which we christened "Deebee hypothesis" (in simple Grammar, it means "reach there".

We postulated that "Once Deebee, ALWAYS Deebee" (For my Turanshi brothers, l will translate: "Once you reach there, you will ALWAYS reach there"

May the Good Lord forgive us, we were badt, very very badt, in those days!

It means that "once a guy has 'reached there' with a lady, He will always 'reach there' any time any day he wants"!

The data that we collected and analysed over our "Youth Years" proved our hypothesis to be correct and reliable to 99.99% confidence level! Walahi!

That "Corper" has "Deebee" and whether your friend marry her or not, He can and He will ALWAYS Deebeee!

See why l suggested your friend import a whole "Container of High Blood Pressure Drugs"? He will need it o!

I don talk my own, second base joor!

Lastpage!

BTW: I urge all the guys and babes in the house to put this theory to test ( you dont need to disclose your result to anybody, its just for "a personal evaluation-copy" .....as we say with software!)

berem: What's so dangerous about the road? Una no follow put Iyana Iba to Mile 2 and Enugu- Portharcourt expressway? Abi dem no follow?

Aqva: Crap. How can a med student in UI or Unilorin be better than a John Hopkins trained doc? I'm sure the failures are those trained in substandard schools in developing countries. I'm not saying Naija doctors are not good but they are light yrs behind in terms of technology and diagnosis.

Actually Naija doctors are only conversant with the basic illnesses, malaria, high bp, SCD, asthma etc. Go and watch Medical Diagnosis on Discovery Channel and then u will understand what it means to be a doctor in a developed nation.

Shollypopz: hhmm, I'm very calm. I don't think my post showed any form of agitation.

That aside, when u make comparison next time, make sure u do it on an average sense/scale.
U can't take the achievement of one student(an abnormally) and say because he did this, then bla bla..........

I'm very patriotic to my country Nigeria but comparing med schools in Nigeria to those in the US is quite alarming. Shows u have no clue what u're talking about. I don't mean to exaggerate the importance of ranking but when we as a country are that down on the list then there has to be some truth to it.

I mean we are not among top 3000, 3000!! 3000 my brother!! 3000!!

And of course, I'm not basing all my claims solely on ranking but when we look at the products and what US trained doctors can do practically, we don't even come close. The facilities available, the genuine critical reasoning, abstract and real life instances based exam questions?

As a Nigerian, I'm sure u don't want me to over flog the issue that we're all theory and no practical.

stpat1: My fiancee snubs for hours and sometimes for days after a disagreement. It take a lot of talking and coercing from me to bring her out of that mood. Even if the problem is from her, it will take while before she realises it and apologise.

Is this normal? Or am I too blind to see something? Will it be unreasonable to call off a wedding which is in 4 months time? I love her and have known her for 8 years now but its a habit I've always detested.

I really don't know the action to take now. Please your adulterated candid opinion is wanted. Pour it out and tell me what you'd do if you were in my shoes. Lash me I won't get mad at you. Lol

I need to take a decision is the 4 hours before this chick drives me crazy. I'll rather painfully let her go now that regret it in years to come.

alj harem: All these for a WOMAN ? What are women doing to satisfy men self. Why do men keep satisfying women all the time

Lolaabokoku: nairalanders and' their funny replies lmao,, u knw wat my dear, neva manage wat u dont lyk especially in a suitation lik dis cos afta marriage u might end up cheating ur man... So wat is the essence of cheating in future wen there is still enough tym to choose a man that has a big, strong, and reliable manhood like union bank

Abagworo: You insult me for making my views known, who then is the tout here? My challenge is still open to you Amaechi haters. Amaechi has done more in everything than all the past Rivers State Governors combined( From 1967 to 2007). That's 40 years against 5. Let us compare in length of roads constructed, primary and secondary schools, health care centres, traffic orderliness(TIMARIV).

The bad roads in Port Harcourt are Woji, Iwofe(under construction), Elelenwo and East-West road. This government has reconstructed Azikiwe road, Station road and most roads inside old Port Harcourt town and changing them to underground drainage with walkways. Same with Trans-Amadi and Amadi-Abuloma area. The entire GRA is under reconstruction with underground drainage and walkways too. Tell me what this man will do that will be enough. Let's not forget Okporo road(Rumuodara), Oginigba,Rumuomasi, Rumuobiokani axis. Can you recall how Rumuola road used to be? What of the kind of flooding at NTA road(Around redeemed Church) in the past. There's ongoing construction of a dual link road from Ozuoba to Ogbogoro.

Rooneyboy: The state is in complete shambles my sister.

Prior to my visit, when ever I heard PH I used to think it was a very beautiful city, but on my arrival I was so disappointed.

Bad roads ,
Stayed there for about two weeks and saw light for about 45 minutes.

Dude,dats flexing. I recently moved cos in 7 months, I had light f like 1week.

Really, I DEY SHAME FOR MY COUNTRY.

candieangel12: Before I marry a guy he has 2 propose 2 me in this way:

Take me out 2 a nice candle lit dinner with roses and wine and champagne. After eating the dinner we go 4 a nice long walk on the beach with the sun smiling down on us. We will be barefooted and holding hands. When I get tired of walking then he will carry me in his arms until we reach the skydiving place. Then we get on the skydiving plane and jump out of the plane and both of us land on our feet in a nice field. On the field there will be roses on the ground spelling out "i luv u". N there will b a band playin sum romantic music. N then I turn around 2 face him n he is already kneeling down with a ring in his hand n he says "babe, we have been together thru thick and thin, we have had our ups and downs, but one thing is certain, I want to spend the rest of my life wit you, will u make me d luckiest man on earth by marryin me?" N then I will start crying and say "Yes my love yes" then he will put the ring on my finger, hug n kiss me. N the band is still playin music so we dance a lil bit n then head home 4 a nice round of fukcn. That is my perfect proposal....hopefully ill meet a guy that will agree to all these conditions. Lol


After every every then we fit go 2 court n do court wedding.

ivorybabe88: [b]Fact #1: Most men are still in love with their wives when they cheat.

Fact #2: Men usually cheat with women they know.


Fact #3: Men cheat to save their marriages.


Fact #4: Men hate themselves after affairs.


Fact #5: Cheaters often get friskier with their wives when affairs begin.


Fact #6: Women cheat just as much as men, and their affairs are more dangerous.


Fact #7: A wife often knows her husband's cheating.


Fact #8: A couple will never work it out when the husband is in the midst of an affair.


Fact #9: Affairs can often fix a marriage.


Fact #10: Even after rebuilding the marriage, a husband may still miss the affair.


Fact #11: A cheater knows he's hurting the woman he loves, tearing his family apart and sacrificing his honor.


Fact #12: The wife's not to blame if her husband cheats on her.[b][/b]

[b][/b]WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS BULLSHIT FROM, LIKE SERIOUSLY

shadrach77: How can Wizkid who has been around since 2010 be revelation of the year ? And what happened to Olamide ? It seems the organisers tried to please all the popular guys by giving them at least one award each

shadrach77: How can Wizkid who has been around since 2010 be revelation of the year ? And what happened to Olamide ? It seems the organisers tried to please all the popular guys by giving them at least one award each