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Sports / Re: Nigerians Disappointed At The RIO 2016 Opening Ceremony (see Tweets) by dBard: 5:30pm On Aug 06, 2016
Peeps shouldn't blame them...it's Naija tailors/fashion designers.
Even with a 4,year time lag, they can Never deliver on time.
tongue
Politics / Re: Forgery Allegation: Court Ruling Has Vindicated Us – Senate by dBard: 5:40am On Jul 04, 2016
SmartMugu:
A nation with insane Executive, Legislative and Judiciary arms ruling sane people.

Not sure about how 'sane' thé ppl are.
@ post.. it's been obvious to anyone who cares t look that there's personal interest/vendetta @ play here. Not my grouse tho..where am personal concerned is where state machinery will be abused n d constitution turned on it's head in order to assuage egos.

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Politics / Re: Why We’re Not Probing APC Members – SGF by dBard: 9:27am On Jun 27, 2016
It's wonderful how if u coat it, package it, and present it well, a lot of nonsense can look like sense.
Governance is meant to be a continuum and as such involves going over/reviewing the old to 'marry' it with current realities/ plans.
Saying for him to go over reports is time consuming and ultimately a distraction, shows d SGF has no idea wat his office entails.
No wonder they are where they are.
Excuses..
Excuses.........
..and more (silly) Excuses..
It Is Well.

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Romance / Re: I Have Been Winning All My Fights by dBard: 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2016
Lafeda:
. yea i remember...


Might be nice if u could kindly provide a link...can't seem t rem her destroyers moniker
Romance / Re: I Have Been Winning All My Fights by dBard: 6:56pm On Jun 17, 2016
onila:
I just feel so blessed

all the fights with boys ad girls, just be winning

I feel on top of the world

Well......
I remember one famous online battle u had last year or so with.............., where u were beaten, bloodied n used to wipe d floor clean.
Ur my online p n all but.. truth's truth grin

Am sure d regular romance peeps can remember dis..it was Epic, d brutality grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Happens When There Is Too Much Power In Sex(screenshots) by dBard: 1:09pm On Jun 17, 2016
Aside d epic gbagauns and d obvious naivete, the young'uns should learn a lesson..
There's only one rule to good sex.. The Pleasure of your partner.
Sexuality stories on Nairaland are usually filled with 'altered' truths.

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Politics / Re: Re: Buhari's Statement, Was He Subtly Justifying Bridget's Fate? (snapshot) by dBard: 11:39pm On Jun 05, 2016
Statement is subject to interpretation..
Not d best considering the circumstances
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali Dies At 74 by dBard: 7:55am On Jun 04, 2016
The greatest... RIP Champ
Celebrities / Re: Funny Pic Of President Obama And His Wife. by dBard: 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
rokiatu:
grin

grin grin grin
That look on her face tho...
Obama be like ...' all dese women sef, they cannot see fine boy musician comot eye. Lemme be looking my own joor..mtscheeeeewwwww' LOL

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Politics / Re: Wike, Fayose On FG Security Watch-list – Presidency sources by dBard: 3:03pm On May 29, 2016
Disturbing
Politics / Re: Barinaadaa Gbaranee Dies In Army Custody - Fyno by dBard: 10:16am On May 29, 2016
funkydislo:
its a sad thing comparing both scenarios.If GEJ had performed his duty,we won't have been where we are now.Think,that's if you can make use of the brain given to you by the supreme being before commenting.

U always know d intellectual capacity of those commenting by d content of their verbosity.
Dude, I don't fight in d gutters with degenerates.. pigs are available f dat.

So, all d fulani herdsmen wahala, the Shiite killings etc weren't recent?
Kontinu playing politics while u see tins going south..

Nonsense and ingredients
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Niger Delta Militants Bomb Agip, Aiteo 600,000bpd Facility by dBard: 3:34am On May 29, 2016
I guess this is what they meant by 'shock the world' or is there something worse in d offing
I agree with @ untainted tho.


Forest fires usually start from lil tins...
If the perception (which are d ppls reality) in d south,of d f.g was wholesome, u won't have dis tacit support for these militants and it would have died a natural death.

Secondly too, I see a far more professional hand behind-the-scenes coordinating (tactically)



Democracy day gift

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tunde Demuren's Kiss At Their Wedding + Pics Of Them At The Altar by dBard: 6:59pm On May 28, 2016
niggaz4life:
once upon a time black women used to have the best asses. what the fork happened ?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3770854_toolz_jpegd5b9f53759df1ab25c5a23808cb2fab9 <<< WTF IS DAT ? . 4 MESSED UP SHAPE YANSHES LOLZZZ. AND THESE ARE THE ELITE CLASS TOO

First it was cable t.v bro, then the internet happened....
Blame it on the internet cry
Celebrities / Re: Guests At Toolz And Demuren’s White Wedding by dBard: 6:53pm On May 28, 2016
Smellymouth:
I don't trust these dubai weddings undecided

That's how Teebillz danced at dubai on his wedding day like:::





Couple of yrs later, he was looking like ::






Insha Allah, It shall not be so for the Demurens

Let someburri shout Halleluyah !!!!

GLORY!!



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin....madman..lmfao

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Politics / Re: Barinaadaa Gbaranee Dies In Army Custody - Fyno by dBard: 6:46pm On May 28, 2016
In all the days of Boko Haram n obvious complicity of some traditional heads, were any arrested
How can someone get 'arrested' for questioning(Lawyers, help me out here) and die in custody

Guess wats good f d goose is not f d gander.
Some of you obviously don't deserve a reply 'cos y'all as 'sensible' as d president u voted for.

Hope it ain't true tho..

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Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy Fathered 7 Children With Other Women - Wife, Lady D by dBard: 9:54pm On May 20, 2016
Nixiepie:
LMAO,I'm not surprised!........... 7children outside,his away game is legendary


Yea..but then his pull out game is sub par tongue

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Events / Re: Wedding Day Disasters: The Worst Things That Can Happen On Your Wedding. by dBard: 12:19pm On May 17, 2016
Explorers:
2. After paying the caterer over #300,000 for her service and she didn't show up till 4:00pm.

Guest have been licking TomTom and Buttermint.

This actually happened at another wedding the day I got married.....
True story, the caterer misjudged the date and so on the date of the wedding, was caught totally unaware. The couple/wedding planners had to run round PH sourcing from Fast food restaurants and co.
Made my cake issue look so insignificant..U suddenly get d perspective grin

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by dBard: 6:09pm On May 13, 2016
Never being in support of militancy neither do I believe they're capable of holding out too long against a concerted military effort, except it becomes widespread like in the time past.
My issue is d potential danger this is..a ticking time bomb. Most ppl in d south feel cut off and disenchanted with this government n this hasn't been helped by d president's utterances/actions/inactions and his response to this (which l suspect may be heavy handed) can risk turning this steaming pot into a blazing conflagration..especially with d grudging support these fellows enjoy right now

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by dBard: 6:07pm On May 13, 2016
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Politics / Re: Femi Falana Reacts To Increase In Fuel Price by dBard: 11:08pm On May 12, 2016
Jesusloveyou:
but pmb has given u ipod the change u so desire, when pat utomi and ezekwesili,were accusing him of taken us 30yrs back with his archaic policy, falana were sleeping, when u ipod were insulting pmb everyday for his hard stand, u ipod join imf and world bank to accuse him of not devalueing everything. i tot u ipod should be happy. God bless pmb for listening to the masses cry, especially the ipod 5% wailers.

Not everyone that comments is an 'ipob' oga..whatever that shit is supposed to imply..
But typically Nigerian, erroneous assumptions and fallacious actions..ignorance misread on a self imposed scale as intelligence..fail.
Later son... Enjoy playing at politics
Politics / Re: Femi Falana Reacts To Increase In Fuel Price by dBard: 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
hungryboy:
What is happening is making is a fulfillment of that saying that,

'the devil you know, is better than the angel you do not know.

Also, 'A leopard doesn't change it's spots'..

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Set To Fully Deregulate Downstream, Petrol To Sell For Over N100 A Litre by dBard: 4:25pm On May 09, 2016
An unpopular policy..
But what is far worse is the deliberate attempt by the government to 'hoodwink' the populace on it.
There's little worse than a dishonest and dishonorable government..

Wonder what will happen to fuel which is already being sold@ 130/L even at NNPC stations here down south.


It is well..

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Celebrities / Re: Afeni Shakur, Mother Of Tupac, Dies At 69 by dBard: 6:32pm On May 03, 2016
You gave birth to the legend that was Tupac and for that Ur name shines on..
RIP Afeni Shakur..
U r appreciated
Celebrities / Re: Transcript Of Tiwa Savage's Interview With ThisDay Editor: 21 Things She Said by dBard: 3:05am On Apr 30, 2016
eph12:

She obviously doesn't give a damn anymore at the moment. She's very hurt. TBliz hurt her so much with all those things he typed. He allegedly knew she was cheating with all those people and he did nothing about it as the man of the house? What a "okobo"! He is now coming to cry on social media. Can you claim he does not cheat on his marriage? Or is his problem the caliber of people she cheats with while he has to do with runs girls?

Read my posts well...I don't care about taking sides and dis is P.R poo full stop(.)
Besides, right is right..No arithmetic.
Gunite
Celebrities / Re: Transcript Of Tiwa Savage's Interview With ThisDay Editor: 21 Things She Said by dBard: 2:42am On Apr 30, 2016
eph12:

What exactly were you expecting her to do in response to what her husband did? Call a prayer meeting?

Still doesn't stop it from being P.R poo aka damage control..
Meat for d ravenous masses.

A prayer meeting would have been a better option sha..

Lemme ask u a question, forget who did what n where, and answer...
'Do u try to help a depressed, possibly suicidal person by granting a ' tell it all', damning interview the next day'

A prayer meeting would have been better rather than the solo prayer
Celebrities / Re: Transcript Of Tiwa Savage's Interview With ThisDay Editor: 21 Things She Said by dBard: 2:33am On Apr 30, 2016
This interview, to me , is P.R poo..
A quick 'emotional' video to counter all the crap of yesterday
Personally, she lost me @ bi-weekly haircuts n cocaine
The financial issues seem to be the main issue here..i.m.o
That miscarriage angle was just poor taste n unnecessary
Teebillz himself just gives guys a bad name...depression is reality n all, but life is full of choices..
All these embarrassments to manhood posing as celebrities

One tin they both ignoring...The Internet NEVER Forgives Nor Forgets!!

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Politics / Re: Presidency Speak On The Recent Attacks By Fulani Herdsmen by dBard: 6:34am On Apr 27, 2016
The government's lack of adequate response is worrisome n can only serve to embolden these raiders n build distrust. The graphic pictures going around on social media is enough to stir up anyone to vengeful action irrespective of whether Ur Ibo or not.
Not sure the fulanis would have been crazy to try this in the past if not f the .............
Now, everyone that has fulani hanging around them are going to be on guard, scared they don't rise up one day n......
Are we now all going to start arming ourselves, just in case

Ppl are being murdered and the government wants to compensate them with Ranches undecided...ok
Surprising??... Not really.

@ikarma.... that's not really necessary. Lives are lost, don't gloat.
Phones / Re: Airtel Operamini Bundle by dBard: 6:52pm On Apr 23, 2016
Koleman:
i will recommend you change to de *True Opera mini bundle* code: *885*1# for 250mb valid for 30days...there are others for weekly and bi-weekly. E.g. *885*2# for 100mb valid for 2wk s and *885*3# for 50mb valid for 1week. Obviously you will notice the 30days plan offers much value.. But this plan only powers whatsapp, 2go, and offcourse opera mini...haven't tried it with twitter sha..

Cost per bundle??
Meanwhile, airtel sucks ass..
Celebrities / Re: Is This The End Of Linda Ikeji? by dBard: 7:23pm On Apr 22, 2016
Linda Ikejis blog is 'weak', that's the truth n no hating.
Her stories are watery n she doesn't research them well enough.
I've had personal knowledge about 2 stories she put up, one of which she reported the fellow dead!!

Secondly too, I guess peeps got a lil miffed @ her perceived 'arrogance', starting from the bag issue.
I still visit her blog tho, but had to subscribe to other blogs f beta value.

Her commentators aren't helping matters too... ridiculous and annoying comments.
E.g...today, someone posts about her issues with her landlord n d comments u get are ..'seen', 'okay', 'what's my business'... no proper discussion/debate.

She better recoup, her loss is someone else's gain

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Romance / Re: I Too Love Igbo Guys by dBard: 7:20pm On Apr 20, 2016
Igbo guys are truly Facially handsome, a good number of them tho, unfortunately, they have dis tendency towards untoned bodies n d p-bellies sad
A former school neighbor of mine had like tight culinary skills n a good number of Ibo guys back then in school cooked, but that was just financial wisdom n didn't translate to them being 'great cooks'
..n Bros, business sense doesn't = wisdom o
But that business eye sha...be very enviable grin

Still my peeps tho..
cool
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Didn't Know About Dating Yoruba Boys by dBard: 7:01pm On Apr 20, 2016
It's True about Yoruba boys being interesting /borderline obnoxious tongue,
Also quite true about them being everywhere..Ibo dudes come a close second here, but..
The passion is touch n go..a Yoruba boy is at his 'passionate best' during d chase but afterwards... it's like a plane that suddenly ran outta fuel midflight, a downward spiral grin
Also too sexually insecure n selfish to be able to 'do it well'.. alomo/tramadol/whatever+pounding vigorously doesn't = doing it well... cry

All in all tho, they still good people cool
TV/Movies / Re: Who's The Best Candidate For Kratos In A God Of War Movie? by dBard: 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2016
bufness:
6 months of body building would make him bigger

I doubt that.. Even in the Vikings, he's much smaller than Rollo, Torstein, even his son Bjorn.
Except it's cinematic effects, I don't see how.

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