Obinoscopy:
There's nothing to use to compare

My belle o

doveda:


ode!

S.m.h....
Seems ur brain recycles between delusions of grandeur and one word insults..
Quite poor in all regards.
Ur actually more pitiable than I thought
Kpele

doveda:


Ode!

Did I forget to tell you? My monthly rent can buy your life and i would still be left with a lot of money for top of the world burial in your village

Looooool...oh please
You always know broke ass niggas/hungry,greedy girls( in this case) by their silly rants.
I see u na..internet millionaire or is it billionaire
Bitch please..

P.s..Y not take a small portion of your stupendous wealth to help out a femme in need ( the o.P), seeing as u can feed a generation.

Oloshi..kobo kobo

doveda:


Ode!

Beta hurry, am sure there's a FREE Ride waiting f u somewhere..
..and a free meal too from a 'good Samaritan'..

Rubbish..hungry, long throat mofo

Quality usually wins over quantity..I may dance to lil kesh, But wen it comes to awards, I'll always vote Reekado, who sings songs you can actually LISTEN to.

P.s...ranting like an agbero on meth doesn't make u a thug.
#realtalk

ggrin:
Why her head con be like headies award

U guys ain't got no love sha..

omonnakoda:


It all comes down to poverty.If you check the background of people who reason that way they grew up on food cooked with Karosin ,too much of which can be harmful to the brain. Where is the dignity? Someone will come and pay my rent and I will accept that with no shame ,no sense of personal failure but even more shocking is a sense of entitlement?
We really have got thinks back to front in Nigeria

Lol@ sense of entitlement..the type that'll warrant the opening of a thread such as dis..
Issorait.

Glad dre are still peeps like miss spicy that commented earlier.

omonnakoda:
Please stop misusing the word; HELP

It is only in Nigeria I see this . This is not help. Help is pushing a car or changing a tyre not giving someone the equivalent of several months salary for NOTHING. Only a thief will accept such in the name of help. yes it may be immoral to demand sex but it is immoral to receive such money and not think deeply.

Where does he get the money?
How much is his salary?
Does he not have responsibilities and family.wife kids mother father brother sister etc No one left in his family to help that he will be helping someone he does not know and she too will accept if he gives her?

Working class families in the so called developed world will not give their kids such money they will have to borrow it and pay when they start working. Even the poorest girls will go out on a date with you and pay for what they eat so why this parasitic HELP me attitude?
The truth is if you do not have the cash you cannot afford it so go and learn a trade or get a job. It is morally and spiritually wrong to expect something for nothing and then call that HELP

Don't mind them bro...
Nigerians have gotten so used to this awoof mentality they don't bother to stop to reason.
Girls go on dates without even 'vex' money or not considering the guy they're chopping isn't known to them from Adam..
Peeps be jumping into cars that stop f them on the road not caring..
or RECEIVING HANDOUTS FROM TOTAL STRANGERS claiming favour

It's even courteous to first seemingly reject the offer, in case the person was just bin polite.

Anyway, it seems common sense traveled sometime ago n left his younger cousin home cos peeps now seem completely bereft of it.



To cut a long story short; Ppl, CONTROL UR LONG THROAT
Shikena.

doveda:

You need to have your brain examined!

Its Sunday...Am sure ur going to church, it being the first and all..make good use of the opportunity and pray/anoint yourself to receive sense.........


And Grace to control the long throat.....


Agbaya.

queenfav:
gbam!my love,for this analysis come and eat cowleg egusi soup and poundo yam at my place.You asked all the right questions.The op is just very funny,she needs a healthy dose of reality!@op did the guy tell you he runs an NGO that specializes in paying for student's accomodation?Why are you now shocked that he wants se.x.?

Don't mind all these silly girls.
Don't know wen common sense stopped bin common

Takes a particular character/personality for someone to accept an offer from a TOTAL stranger to pay for an accommodation that she'll stay in without batting an eyelid and yet come afterwards with the same self righteous hypocritical bullcrap..

Issorait.

P.s..Next time, politely reject. It's d honourable tin to do.


Nonsense and ingredients

Cc: lalaclastica,

Not to spoil the New Year celebrations but I feel obliged to do this.
Just got these images, the effects of late night irresponsible reveling in celebration of the new year with these really dangerous'knockouts/bangers' in use now
The first guy smoked coke and others..
2nd guy was just being reckless, unfortunately he had it worse off..

Be warned..Messing with explosives,in whatever form, IS DANGEROUS!!!

'nuff said

Warning graphic pics..

OsusuMustFlow:



[b]“I don’t think I took anybody among the ministers who has got a case in court. Tell me one out of the 36. I don’t think I will deliberately make that mistake.”

Asked if he would sack any of the ministers if he or she is charged to court for corruption, he said:
“No, I will insist that the case go through the court
In other news, Amaechi is not corrupt. But thats none of my business. Continue Baba.

Touché madeleine..... Touché

PassingShot:
See a compound fool thinking he's making any sense.

How does US embargo to sell arms to Nigeria translate to buying arms with cash from other countries?

I guess the word embargo escaped u.
Secondly, once the U.S places an embargo, it's (traditional) allies are by rule expected to follow suit.
The arms u want to buy from the other countries will be (at least 50%) of U.S origin which still puts u in a bad situation as regards training and maintenance.
Look@ wat happened in S.A wen d U.S got wind of a possible sale. Wasn't the cash seized Wat will give S.A d gall to pull off something like that..searching a diplomatic pouch if not f d influence of a world power.


Also, it is the blackmarket..a legitimately illegitimate enterprise run by business men and like all businesses,It Is CASH AND CARRY.

Monies were misused,yes but this cash f arms tin is just bull shit .

LordVarys:

Buhari lost his cool there, their lawyers should stop wasting money fighting for bail, they will keep on re-arresting them till infinity. As much as I despise their crimes, I still think it's dangerous to disobey court orders and choose which to obey in a democracy....its a slippery slope that can lead to anarchy

Small points sycophants can't seem to get.
Today u approve cos it doesn't affect you/yours, what about tomorrow


Buharis reaction as well was unbecoming

Mamatee07:


that someone is released by one court on a particular charge does not prevent him being charged for another offence. Go and ask your lawyers

Rolling out charges in order to keep him incarcerated for charges still under investigation is unlawful and unconstitutional especially not after he's been granted bail.
Gross Abuse of his civil rights.

Do some reading.

P.s.. I ain't Ibo, neither do I support the Biafra mvt, but , what's wrong is wrong

tuniski:
no he got it wrong! Devaluation is a repercussion of being a subset in the universal set of global economy where local currency is not a standard instrument of transaction. It is a consequence of having both balance of trade and payment deficit! Whether we like it or not the naira is already devalued. The statist restriction is self deceiving! Buhari doesn't get it!

The guy on suit (Kayode I guess) was almost frustrated trying to get him to understand
I think his answer was fair but showed his grasp isn't of the issues/policies is lacking

jmaine:


Buhari has clearly supported his blatant refusal to obey court order . . . .

Shooting himself in the foot with a double barrel shotgun..
Watch as the international community do the 'snub and run' wen d heat comes

Buhari losing his composure..

Not Good

Civil rights movement are going to have a field day with PMB after this interview

Buhari painting the National Assembly as the devils in d closet...

Interesting times ahead wen d National assembly reacts

The way Buhari's looking@ d journalist on the suit eh....
Scary
Dude should be wary

I don't think civil rights groups will be pleased with the presidents answer on the Zaria issue.
The fact the journalist's are pushing the point shows how appalled they're at the answer.
The guy on suit is really doing the question justice..


PMB digging a pit f himself here I.m.o

Statement today, refuted tomorrow,
Proofs today, disproved tomorrow,
The lines between truth and propaganda increasingly difficult to determine.

I am tired...@ this rate, only God can tell
But this ' Tom&Jerry', 'more you look, less u see B.S' will have to end some day soon.

P.S, let them remove the damn subsidy.@ 140/ litre, wats the use

In the days of Swag without Game,
In the days were guys put up ' rate my handsomeness' threads,
It is only in times like these, u see weak ass threads such as these..
A beta thread would have been 'I almost got arrested for beating my friend to stupor for...', or something.

Dump your g.f...move on with her closest friend (date her)
Pick up issues with your frenemy in d presence of his fiancee, effectively reporting him to her/ just report him t her

Man up in your next relationship...Be d Man
Y'all punks be making me smh n ashamed to identify

The most annoying aspect of this present dispensation is that there's so much propaganda flying around, you just don't know what to believe.

Playing politics with the security of the people is as bad as inaction.
Condolences to the bereaved

Insecure girl, wayward guy...match made for each other


**sipping my zobo with bole**

eleojo23:
So the budget is inconclusive.
Issokay!

ILIDEFI:
I noticed this girl in church on Christmas day service. She happens to be an usher in the church. The girl charmed me immediately I set my eyes on her, such that I couldn't take my mind off her again.

Frankly, I haven't been anything close to a womaniser all my life, and I can't remember if I've ever met a girl for the first time and asked for her number, but for this girl, it was different. I was passionate to get close to her and be her friend. In fact, I was hoping for an opportunity to have a future with her.
I was able to get her phone number that day, and finally started communicating with her.

This girl is so lovely, attractive (not like she's d most attractive girl I've ever seen), intelligent, warm etc.
As I started interacting with her, I discovered to my utter dismay that she's just 17 years old, while I'm almost 30 years. I have a plan of getting married in 3 years time, and frankly, I was looking at a possibility of getting married to her, if all things fit in.
Also, I'm a professional while my new friend is just about to get into the university.

I am a very responsible young man. By God's grace, I've been able to keep my body, and still wish to continue so till I get married. I look quite young facially, and I'm smallish (just a meagre 5' 7" in height). She on the other hand looks a little bit mature (looks 23 or thereabout) and she's about 5' 6", so she doesn't look much younger than me.

I admire this girl a whole lot and I'm almost in love with her already, but I feel crushed when I consider her age. Even in that 3 yrs time, she'll just be 20, while I'll be approaching 33.

Please house, I need counsel.
Do I stand a chance with her in any way?
Does it even seem right for me to attempt initiating a relationship with her?
Will an average family (especially well-to-do ones) accept such for their daughter in this day and age?
How do I approach this situation, as my heart can't just let her go?

Please no insults, okay. I'm only seeking for advice.

Thanks in anticipation of your wonderful support and encouragements.

NB: Lalasticlala, I beg you, don't move this to the front page, no matter what. Thanks.

Statutory Rape....

Plus, a lot of girls are fickle in character before 23/24, so y bother


#nuff said

chiboy1928:
Please guys from other tribes,who are currently dating a yoruba lady or married to a yoruba girl,kindly advise a broda who is presently dating a yoruba girl,d girl is loving, caring humble and down to earth and I must confess dis is my first time of dating a Yoruba lady. For guys who are presently In my shoe are yoruba girls dat nice and worthy to be married to,kindly advise broda so I won't make mistake dat would cost me my happiness in future.

Dated one.... she was really cool.
Good points; caring, act very humble, ambitious esp in educational pursuit, quite accepting of 'situations' and quite open minded sexually, good cooks And Very NEAT.
Negatives; can be very passive aggressive, don't seem to have a mind of their own ( Defer a lot to the partner), the humility seems to more/ less a surface tin, quite accepting of infidelity, can be kittens in bed, strong cultural disposition (if u r bothered by that sort) , not really ride/die

Mtscheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.....