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Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Junta Gives French Ambassador, Sylvain Itte, 48 Hours To Leave by Dcaliphate(m): 11:02pm On Aug 25, 2023
sukkot:
cheesy carry ya potmato and leave

make like a tree and leaf
🤣🤣🤣 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Politics › Re: Edo Woman Meets Peter Obi, Sheds Tears Of Joy- Photos by Dcaliphate(m): 2:46am On Aug 22, 2023
MS247:
cool



Nigeria really dodged a bullet, not voting Obi the media sensationalist and skit maker Nollywood, Social Media President

He is as unserious as his followers who know next to nothing about Government

So for Obi now, opposition is to go around and be taking pictures about acting skits..



.
Oponu.


Weyrey.
Politics › Re: FG’s N5bn Subsidy Removal Palliative To States Is A Loan by Dcaliphate(m): 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2023
They want to loan us back our money o. E no go better for APC aswear
Politics › Re: Capsized Seplat Oil Rig Operating Illegally In Nigeria Since 2016 — NIMASA by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34am On Aug 17, 2023
Yeye country grin
Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by Dcaliphate(m): 10:23am On Aug 12, 2023
grin smoking punny.....
Family › Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Dcaliphate(m): 1:58pm On Aug 11, 2023
These days na married men straff our single ladies pass. Economy is biting hard no love on the streets anymore just transactions.
Family › Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Dcaliphate(m): 1:58pm On Aug 11, 2023
;Dt
Career › Re: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Dcaliphate(m): 12:54pm On Aug 07, 2023
Since i don't understand all your acronyms I'll just give u my own too...Give your MD a good BJ and F the hell outta him
Politics › Re: Senate Engages Protesting Workers After Pulling Down National Assembly Gate by Dcaliphate(m): 5:42pm On Aug 04, 2023
Acekidc4:
And you too shebi you know 🙄🙄
na only your mama i know
Politics › Re: Senate Engages Protesting Workers After Pulling Down National Assembly Gate by Dcaliphate(m): 7:02am On Aug 03, 2023
Acekidc4:
The Protesters should be made to Pay for that Damaged Gate they pull down. Small small all this will turn to Anarchy cos I don't see any reason for them to destroy that gate🤨 From pulling down of gate to more Atrocities loading.
With all due respect you're very mad
Sports › Re: Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As Footballer With Most Guinness World Records by Dcaliphate(m): 2:21pm On Aug 01, 2023
Messi my forever goated goat 🐐
Politics › Re: DSS And NCS Fight Over Emefiele's Custody (Video, Photo) by Dcaliphate(m):
grin
Since an agbado was foisted on us we've had no peace


Cornfused Corntry
Health › Re: Anthrax Cannot Be Killed By Boiling Your Meat - Dr Obi Ogar Warns Nigerians by Dcaliphate(m): 5:38pm On Jul 22, 2023
Wahala at every turn
Car Talk › Re: Billionaire Dubai Man Demands For A Car More Expensive Than Most Expensive Car by Dcaliphate(m): 2:17pm On Jul 08, 2023
Lols, like he's dying the next day
Pets › Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by Dcaliphate(m): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2023
jmoore:
For the animal to have killed some humans, is it ethical to eat the animal?
He hippo is a vegetarian, it only kills to protect its territory, it doesn't eat flesh, so I'll eat it gladly.
Health › Re: Joyce Ijeoma Collapses While Breaking Guinness World Records For Longest Massage by Dcaliphate(m): 2:42pm On Jul 04, 2023
ManWater:
Cook-a-thon
Sing-a-thon
Bake-a-thon
Dance-a-thon
Trek-a-thon
Massage-a-thon
...

We go soon get shit-a-thon. grin
Na knack-a-thon remain bro
Politics › Re: Sen. Shehu Sani Lists The Main Causes Of The Major Protests Around The Globe by Dcaliphate(m): 8:14pm On Jul 03, 2023
For Nigeria we are done with protests against police, we are now against an illegitimate government
Health › Re: The Best Age For Women To Have A Baby REVEALED by Dcaliphate(m): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2023
grin some people you share a country with thinks anything in skirt from age 9 and above is ok.
Family › Re: People Are Suffering. by Dcaliphate(m): 6:51am On Jun 25, 2023
Evolutionlove:
Suffering Bawo??

I have been seeing Celebration of Weddings, Naming Ceremonies and all form of different Parties here and there.

People throwing Money Into the Air like It's Paper most especially the Poor/Average Families.

Nigerians are Enjoying Jare. Stop the Joke.
Most Nigerians aren't enjoying, they've only mastered the art of saving face
Politics › Re: ‘Massive Corruption In Electricity Sector, Discos Defrauding Nigerians’ - WAMAC by Dcaliphate(m): 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Something we have always known
Discos are fvcking us without cd.
Electricity is so damn expensive these days and the tariff keeps going up without warning
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Takes Daughter, Imade To Swimming by Dcaliphate(m): 5:30am On Jun 07, 2023
chigoziri2403:
That tag baby mama is highly derogatory
I wonder how ladies are comfortable answering baby mama
It's only derogatory when the man is broke bro
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown And Davido Surprise Chris Brown’s Girlfriend On Her Birthday by Dcaliphate(m): 1:20pm On May 22, 2023
ahnie:
Brown is gradually aging.
Same road we all must go thru innit
TV/Movies › Re: Tobi Bakre Wins AMVCA Best Actor In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by Dcaliphate(m): 9:19am On May 21, 2023
MrBanner:
Chidi Mokeme was phenomenal on Shanty Town but I guess Tobi has been more consistent.
Aswear, never knew chidi had that in him
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: My Husband Will Be Remembered For Prioritising Youth Development by Dcaliphate(m):
Madam pls shut uppppp!!!
Your husband will be remembered as the most docile and useless president in the history of Nigeria!!!!
Phones › Re: Musk: I Will Continue To tweet My Thoughts Even if It Hurts My Business by Dcaliphate(m): 8:03am On May 17, 2023
Chai, nothing give morale pass money o
Politics › Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dcaliphate(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2023
occfx:
You don’t really know what marketing is all about. If you are an entertainer you need audience. Trust me, some people never knew who Seun kuti was but they will know him after now. His gram followers will increase and search engines will recognize him. You really need to do something different to make a mark on earth.
You're right tho
Politics › Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dcaliphate(m): 6:10pm On May 16, 2023
When you're unnecessarily loud u become a target
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill & Burn Many People In Nasarawa Communities (Graphic Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:17am On May 14, 2023
Buhari is a about to be retired, and another Buhari is a about to be enthroned. APC is a blood-sucking party.
Health › Re: Job Alawari-Kei: FUO Student Slumps, Dies From Illicit Drug Overdose In Bayelsa by Dcaliphate(m): 6:22pm On May 10, 2023
Chop well b4 u take drugs
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 1:07pm On May 06, 2023
WorldRichest:
You go just die of hypertension. I don’t know who told you that God is from your village and that HE will only hear prayers of your village people.

Isn’t it obvious that God has been answering Tinubu’s prayers and rejecting yours?
God doesn't answer prayers through this route you effing dumbass
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 1:06pm On May 06, 2023
AutoConsult:
Naso dem brainwash you reach?
Na so you mumu reach?
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 9:17am On May 06, 2023
Psalms 125:3

For the rod of the wicked shall not rest upon the lot of the righteous; lest the righteous put forth their hands unto iniquity

Oh God of heaven!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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