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Webmasters / Re: Twitter Hits Hard On Linda Ikeji, Remove Links From Her Blog Post by debeo: 10:36pm On Sep 05, 2015
With the money she's making, I think it's high time she got a standard website with a dedicated IT personnel who will help her against bugs like this

I don't visit her site but as a fellow hustler, this is not cool at all

I can imagine the no of clicks she has lost
Business / Re: I Need To Sue GTB! by debeo: 10:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
Did your money miss or your balance reduce?

Has it happened before?

Because of something as minor as this, you typed an epistle on sueing them

Go ahead now if you don't have something better to do

Iranu Abasha
Politics / Re: If You Are To Be Born Again To Diff Tribe, Which Will U Prefer ? by debeo: 10:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
Okoro to the core!

Ajeokuta ma momi for life!
Health / Re: Help I Want To Burn Away Belly And Thigh Fat by debeo: 10:26pm On Sep 05, 2015
First and foremost

AVOID ANY DINNET AFTER 7PM

Avoid eating anything but fruits after 7 pm, it works like magic

I won't advise you to take any drug

They always have a side effect

Even paracetamol has its own irrespective of how common and simple it might look

What's your weight? Is it commensurate with your age and height?

What works for Tom might not work for Harry!

You don't need any specialist to loose weight

Start with the dinner first, if u need more help, holla
Celebrities / Re: Beware!!!! Too Much Sex Can Make You Miserable. by debeo: 10:24pm On Sep 05, 2015
OP

Sex is not just a physical activity!

Was their emotions considered when they were been tested like guinea pigs?

Do you know their is something called Libido?

Abeg, free people to do it which ever way it works for them!
Nairaland / General / Re: I Must Declare My Assets Tonight for nairalanders by debeo: 10:18pm On Sep 05, 2015
iliyande:
grin grin sad grin cheesy

This are more like liabilities than assets

OP, paddle ur own canoe abeg!
Celebrities / Re: I Will Apologize To My Side Chicks Before Getting Married- MI Abaga by debeo: 5:13am On Sep 05, 2015
Side chicks?

Why have them in the first place?

If your girlfriend is not enough for you, your wife will never be enough

#fact

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Romance / Re: I Got A Problem With My Girlfriend, I Really Need Help by debeo: 10:41pm On Sep 04, 2015
At 21 you are so much worried about sex that you had to come to NL to seek advise?

What are these children turning into?

You mean at 21 you can boldly come and seek advise on sex?

You want to disvirgin the poor girl?

The thunder that might fire u is on its way to the gym

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Crime / Re: Viewers Discretion Is Advice. Photos Of Kids Butchered By Fulani's In Platuea by debeo: 10:34pm On Sep 04, 2015
What!

What crime has this kids committed now?

Their punishment...........

God! So wicked

My advise, anyone living there should protect his or herself, whichever way he or she can!

Wickedness
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reveals Reasons Why He May Never Get Married by debeo: 11:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
My brother, I don't blame

I can't imagine how difficult it will be for you to find your soul mate

Ladies are already fighting each other for area boys on the street, not to talk of u

Just declare one person and see how world war 3 will start

#TheRichAlsoCry

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Politics / Re: Why Akpabio Was Flown Out Of Nigeria For Threatment - See by debeo: 11:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
That sums up all his achievements in the health industry in his state

Iranu Abasha!
Romance / Re: Corpse Having Sex With Another In Aba Morgue by debeo: 11:11pm On Sep 03, 2015
dhappyking:
This story is factual and can be verified, especially with the normal thinking that when somebody dies, earthly things are no longer known to him.

However, the death of an Akwa Ibom indigene, living in Aba and his subsequent act in the morgue shows that the world is full of mysteries.

Reports emanating from Aba had it that the late Akwa Ibom citizen died in Aba, last Tuesday, atop a prostitute in a brothel.




The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of another female corps.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corps apart.

To their surprise, the penis of the man was erect and stiff as if he was alive.

....Source; Daily Times


Pictures and source with a link or i dont believe!
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian And Oprah Stun In Owambe Outifts by debeo: 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2015
They look so African!

Meanwhile our girls are struggling to out perform them in western dressing!
Politics / Re: INTOLERANCE: President Buhari Orders Closure Of Aso Rock Villa Church (DETAILS by debeo: 11:02pm On Sep 03, 2015
I hope this isn't true!
Phones / Re: Meizu M2 Note, Unboxing And Hands On Review by debeo: 8:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
Goahead:
I would like if you will compare Xiaomi redmi note 2 with your present Meizu m2 note when it finally arrived, a complete review will go a long way... Still following.

Am expecting my redmi note 2 in two weeks time.
When it comes I would definitely do a hands on review

For now, the only edge red I has on paper, is the space for SD card and 2 sim at d same time

Unlike Meizyu M2 note, where u either use sim 1 slot as SD card slot or u forfeit the use of an SD card if you want to use 2 sims

Secondly, red I has the latest processor from the mediate family Heliox10 (6795) unlike M2's 6735.

Red I should be faster

But bro, my wife is using the m2 now, that phone is in a world of its own

Until I use the red I note 2, I won't say much


Theory is definitely different from practical
Phones / Re: Meizu M2 Note, Unboxing And Hands On Review by debeo: 3:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
oyewolestephen:
am now ready to buy it.how will i pay

I don't actually sell, u can contact some guys on naira land they sell those kinda phones

If u had contacted me earlier I would ve ordered it alongside the Xiaomi Red I Note 2 I just asked a client to get for me.

Please compare whatever price you are given with the price on www.aliexpress.com

Hope this helps
Business / Re: Sport Betting Project.. Turn 1000 To Over 1 Million Naira In 40 Days by debeo: 4:09am On Aug 26, 2015
Pls add me on WhatsApp 08058572616
Family / Re: Guys, Can You Go In With Your Wife To Labour Room? by debeo: 9:34pm On Aug 24, 2015
Midehi:
Guys, can you be bold to enter and see the drama and God's work in a labour room, can you go in there with your wife?


Pls, say your mind and be truthful about it.

Ladies, how will you feel if your man should be with you in labour room..cool

I actually followed her, but will NEVER EVER EVER try it again!

Don't ask me why
Religion / Re: First Bible Translated In Yoruba By Ajayi Crowther by debeo: 12:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
Where is the bible housed now?
A museum?
Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote Now Worth N3 Trillion by debeo: 12:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
The rich who what they are doing are getting richer

People who want to be rich, instead of working hard towards it, expects the rich man to come and make him rich

#Intellihenthardworkpays
Crime / Re: What ISIS Has Reduced Themselves To..( Graphic Photos) by debeo: 11:52am On Aug 23, 2015
This is so bad

God will surely reward them according to their works inbdue time!

May God protect all of his own from this heinous beings!

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Agriculture / Oil Palm, The Real Truth? Especially Export Potentials? by debeo: 10:04pm On Aug 19, 2015
I've do many wonderful stories about Oil palm. Especially how lucrative and rewarding it is

Three years ago I planted about 300 Oil Palm seedlings. I had to buy plots of land at the village and pay people who weed and fertilize it for me as I work in Lagos, the only time I get to see then is during vacation and trust me, they are a beauty to behold!

Am expecting them to start producing seeds from next year or upper years. I planted the Tenera spp, that has v little kernel.

My sole is is to process to oil palm, am already saving up for the machines

However, I've heard several wonderful stuff about oil palm and export potential, but nobody and even the internet has said much on how to import from Nigeria.

I need to know about that, cos am currently writing a proposal that should get me 10 hectares of land for lease for 50 years at a ridiculously subsidized price, but I just need facts and figures about its export potential urgently!

Secondly, if you have any proposal on Oil Palm, please do forward to me owellemi@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless!

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Education / Re: Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture Exam Hall by debeo: 8:28pm On Aug 19, 2015
So Umudike never stop this their exam method?

Mouau, the most difficult school to cheat in an exam
Politics / Re: Army Denies 150 People Drowned After Boko Haram Attack In Yobe by debeo: 8:17am On Aug 19, 2015
Exaftly 150?
Politics / Re: ISIS Emir And Fugitive Arrested,linked To Buhari’s Regime by debeo: 8:10am On Aug 19, 2015
What has the new regime got to do with one embassy granting visa to a fake passport holder?

I don't get it

Let's be more realistic

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: 3G/GSM/WCDMA Signal Booster Now Available In Nigeria by debeo: 4:08pm On Aug 15, 2015
Bro, how much does it cost?
Politics / Re: PDP Begs As Members Plan Defection Today by debeo: 6:00am On Aug 15, 2015
How does their defection affect me?


Do they have the word loyalty in their dico?

Tr8tors
Jokes Etc / Re: Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by debeo: 11:33pm On Aug 13, 2015
Lol

Cunny man die, cunny man bury an
Crime / Re: A Thief, Treated After Receiving A Combine Beating. by debeo: 9:59pm On Aug 13, 2015
This is better than sending him to SARS or PANTI

Those guys don't smile there, at alllll
Education / Re: My Junior Bros Waec Result by debeo: 10:36pm On Aug 12, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided

Every one knows the south east is fond of special centers and exam malpractices. Stop sounding like the IGBOS are super brilliant. Yorubas are the best in Nigerian academics. The Igbos are only good at selling fake drugs and piracy of other peoples hardwork. This trash u posted up here will never change the fact that the igbos are semi illiterates angry

I actually felt like giving u your size....

Until I saw your moniker.... uselessgoat

So as not to be equal yoke, I rest my Case
Politics / Re: Ford Ready To Start Assembling Trucks In Nigeria by debeo: 12:29am On Aug 12, 2015
kennydee05:

You are not almost down, the difference between you and the next person is 8 minutes.
Do u know what 8 minutes van do to a student in the examination hall or to Messi on the field of play?

I want to believe you are misquoting me

What I mean by 1 almost down is that finally vehicle assembling plants will once again be working in Nigeria

That was why I ended with teamtearrubber2017, cos tokunbo and mechanic wahala don tire me

Am not an FTC freak bro

Pls read my post again with what I've said in mind, not with what u be in mind

My1cent
Politics / Re: Ford Ready To Start Assembling Trucks In Nigeria by debeo: 11:14pm On Aug 11, 2015
1 almost down, plenty others to go


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