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Celebrities › Re: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 10:48am On Sep 30, 2020
Mozino007:
me n rudeboy dey run d same club,we both speak hausa language fluently!...i be soja man me n psquare dey see lik purewater nylon for ur street.i can send u tonnes of pic to back up my claims.#lazyyouthwalahitobursturheadeyhungryme.
Yeah! Me and Jayz dey run the same club. I dey visit am for studio with my private jet. I be Interpol Agent and before Beyonce release "Brown Skin Girl", they asked for my approval. Infact, conditions i gave was that Wizkid must be featured in the song. I can send you Gigabytes of videos to back up my claims! #CloutChaserGoFindAJob

Celebrities › Re: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 2:10pm On Sep 28, 2020
Mozino007:
Abuja first son!...its very obvious u nothing abj,so aboki dey hawk suya for suleja or zuba wey u dey come dey form online bighuh.SMH,its not allowed in abj city here to hawk or else all those oficers go use u collect rank.
Keep talking rubbish! The most important thing is that you lied about that place being Omole Estate Lagos and i busted your lies!

You can go look for another thread to chase clout on. Liar!!
Politics › Re: Son Backs Aged Woman To Vote In Edo by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Sep 27, 2020
omowolewa:
Humm, that's good of her.

Just hope it's not for the 5,000-5,000 Naira. You know 5 times 2 is 10.
They are not from SW
Celebrities › Re: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 10:57am On Sep 27, 2020
Mozino007:
Pele abuja man,u think say abuja na lagos wey u go just open ur gadmn suya joint along d road?..taksforce go carry ur life play ludo b4 dey charge u to court.for your information,frm mabushi junction to oando filling station no place wher suya spot dey except u go to inside dat jim centre or nepa quarters.cheers
I have personally bought suya from an hausa guy by the filling station in Banex junction next to Samsung Showroom!

You also forget that some of them put their suya on movable trucks and barrows for mobility!

You know nothing about Abuja. Stop clout-chasing!!
Celebrities › Re: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2020
Mozino007:
Na my suya man for omole estate be dis now!...shey na today u dey see rude boy for d area ni abi u people don turn clout chasers ni? anyway u are unseen!.
illicit:
The guy makes suya at omole where rudeboy stays.
Make una take am easy dey lie o!

That suya spot is in Abuja and not your Omole or whereever you call it!

Listen to the person talking to Rudeboy...He said "Rudeboy, this is how we do in Abuja...you know" and Rudeboy was speaking Hausa to him

That suya spot is along Banex at Wuse!
Romance › Re: Lesbian Couples Pose For Photo In Lagos, Nigerians React by Decryptor(m):
Na wah o

I have done a background check on her.

She hated her father so much, said he once tied her to a pole and threatened to kill her ( i believe she was promiscuous )

Got pregnant at 15 and had a daughter which she calls her "sibling"

She has emotional issues.

Post alot of raunchy pictures and videos of her partner "kissing and necking"
Celebrities › Re: Stephen Oyelowo Is Dead! David Oyelowo's Father Dies Of Colon Cancer (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:00pm On Sep 26, 2020
RIP but why does the first pic remind me of Caesar in the movie Rise of the Planets Ap*s undecided undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Decryptor(m): 6:37pm On Sep 26, 2020
Lovelyn451:
Mumu..thats what he wants from Erica, ugly thing...he doesn't know Erica is the type that when they love one person, they stick to that one person.
I agree with you 100%
TV/Movies › Re: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Decryptor(m): 5:53pm On Sep 26, 2020
Laycon wants to literally rape Nengi there.

Why is Dorathy looking like Gee-Pee Tank there?

Why is Vee putting on agbada near a jacuzzi...abi she no get swimming suit or perhaps has stretch marks all over?

Neo is the only one looing cool there
Crime › Re: Man Released From Ikoyi Prison After 7 Years For A Crime He Knew Nothing About by Decryptor(m): 11:25am On Sep 25, 2020
lepagawu:
He must be grateful


President Muhammadu Buhari has signed the Nigerian police bill 2020 into law, here is what it means in reality for the illegal activities of men of SARS unit and our iPhone holding youths. Watch this video if you've 10 minutes to spare.

SARS is no longer allowed to Harass Youths with Phones. Buhari signs new Law.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4GtjX_vAg
If you cannot write the details here, forget it. I am not clicking that video to watch
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ogun Youths March For Laycon, Give Out Airtime For Voting (photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:23am On Sep 25, 2020
Jobless youths!
Celebrities › Re: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Decryptor(m): 11:19am On Sep 25, 2020
Failed musician turned SIMP!

Ask most musicians who eulogized women in their songs so much how they ended...

Shaggy: Strength of a woman---Where is he now?

Faze: Perfect Woman---Where is he now?

No go resurrect your dead career!
TV/Movies › Re: I Couldn't Control My Feelings For Nengi – Ozo by Decryptor(m): 11:26pm On Sep 24, 2020
MNDY:
My brother
Generally, I really hate seeing another person taken for a ride and being used to catch cruise. One can only imagine how I would handle same myself.

Neo sparks and changes it for Vee whenever she steps out of line. He goes as far as saying who does she think she is. Then they reconcile later. That's a BOLD man. Vee is only usually piss.ed that they quarrel publicly.

But you see this Ozo. He loves LOVE so much that he forgets his own self-worth. In a world almost without pure love anymore, someone is expressing pure love.

Even the Naija women wishing to have his type would get tired along the line out of shame. Because the word MAN carries heavy weight - in charge, boldness and firmness. Nothíing has really hit him hard about love to make him a hard man yet
That bolded from your comment says it all.
The guy is a pure learner. I pray he would survive the "hit" when it finally comes.
Romance › Re: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Sep 23, 2020
I see 2 Ozos simping over 1 Nengi!

Unless her father is richer than Dangote and the guys have a mission to accomplish!
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Prince Munir Nwoko, Regina Daniels' Son by Decryptor(m): 12:44pm On Sep 23, 2020
SimpKING:
You are welcome man

More insults are welcome
I no get your time Mr. Otakhor Freedom
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Prince Munir Nwoko, Regina Daniels' Son by Decryptor(m): 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2020
SimpKING:
So beautiful. I want to have my own kid soon


I am a proud Simp

I am proud of Ozo

I am proud of all Simps

We love regardless

We love for real

We show real and true love

The only thing is that Our Love is our weakness

But we are stronger than you think
The person behind this moniker is a frustrated loveless misandrist masquerading as a feminist!

No right thinking man will write this junk! TRY HARDER!!
TV/Movies › Re: I Couldn't Control My Feelings For Nengi – Ozo by Decryptor(m):
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen embarassed embarassed

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!! angry angry

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"! undecided undecided

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity. undecided undecided

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.
Crime › Re: Man Lures Ex-girlfriend He Impregnated, Sells Her Twins For N150,000 (pic) by Decryptor(m): 11:08am On Sep 23, 2020
MENELIIK:
The Jagaban of Africa, nightmare of the Osus
Jobless Jagaban
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by Decryptor(m): 11:05am On Sep 23, 2020
EmperorMaria:
Are u okay?
Dispute my comment rather than asking if i am ok
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by Decryptor(m): 8:49am On Sep 23, 2020
uchaymart:
All lies.. He's come up with another strategy to gain more votes because its some days to the finale.

Why didnt he tell us this story when all of the 20 HMs were asked to tell about themselves??
#NengiBBNaijaWinner
Don't mind the pathetic liar! If not that yorubas are biased when it comes to tribal sentiments, this sexual blackmailing mopping-stick should have left the BBN House earlier enough.
Crime › Re: Lady Butchered By Fulani Herdsmen In Abakaliki Dies (Graphic Video) by Decryptor(m): 8:46am On Sep 23, 2020
Their fish-brained stupid governor will come out to defend the Fulani herdsmen.
Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Anambra Student Cultist Caught With A Double-Barrel Gun In School by Decryptor(m): 9:22pm On Sep 22, 2020
KayCee92:
Anambra has been in the news (Nairaland news because I don't see on other news platforms) for the wrong reasons lately... Crime is committed everywgere in this country. Some places just have more. Can we say that someone is sponsoring these campaigns to cast the state government in bad light. This is another angle.
The descendants of the fallen angel Lucifemi Satande Devilola are behind these news most of which are fake! They are doing it to soft-cushion the evil happening in their brown roof region just to save face
Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Anambra Student Cultist Caught With A Double-Barrel Gun In School by Decryptor(m): 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2020
Kestolove:
At 16yrs...am not surprise his igbo
Some of the ragtag One Million Boys in Lagos who were stealing and raping and causing mayhem in lagos are below 16 and they are not Igbos.
Politics › Re: Emmanuel Uduaghan To Return To PDP After Two Years In APC by Decryptor(m): 10:45am On Sep 22, 2020
APC is falling down, falling down, APC is falling down... My fair lady! grin
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Decryptor(m): 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2020
Rubbish! Something tht Senators, Governors and Ministers will collect slots and give their friends and family members or sell to the highest bidder!

Trust anything that comes from the Nigerian Government especially this cursed APC-led administration at your own peril!
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Files For Divorce From Offset, Her Husband Of 3 Years by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On Sep 21, 2020
Chii59:
Only foolish people make rape jokes. You should be watched closely.
Then come and watch me. Wise woman! Mtchewwww!!
Crime › Re: Indian Dad Of 5 Girls Slice Open Pregnant Wife’s Belly To Check If It's A Boy by Decryptor(m): 10:32am On Sep 21, 2020
But I thought India is more of a Martriachal country? Not supporting whathe did but in the end, The importance of a male child cannot be under-emphasized
Politics › Re: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by Decryptor(m): 10:26am On Sep 21, 2020
TheGodlessGod:
like i said if ize iyamu failed to win call me a bastard.
Bastard... How far? grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by Decryptor(m): 10:16am On Sep 21, 2020
CheGuevara101:
Please indicate by raising your hands, who see that mad man by the moniker "Igbosomalia"?

I don't know if you're still alive or dead now because you promise to commit suicide if eventually Obaseki wins.

Before you commit suicide just take this to your grave;


You're a liquefied natural Mumu for life without full stop.
I'm sure that the e-rat is hiding in his brown-roof cave in shame! grin grin grin
Agriculture › Re: Imo State Taskforce Destroys A Poultry Farmer's Day-Old Chicks (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:30am On Sep 20, 2020
UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From . COM

The Imo State Task Force did this to a poultry farmer for not having the state emblem on his car. Thousands of a day old chicks crushed, Reports.

Why are humans this wicked. Same people go to Church everyday.

You see why some people are barren for life? Generational curse await them. Don’t say it’s just chicks (animals). There are things you’ll do, nature will never forgive you.

Rivers State Task Force did similar thing. Where are they now? Disarmed and dismissed with nothing. Some have started begging on the streets.

NAWAO… there is God o!

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
What do you expect? IMO state is under APC (A party that stands for DEATH, BLOODSHED, WICKEDNESS, RETROGRESSION, LIES, BLACKMAIL, WITCHCRAFT and every form of evil you can think of!

The farmer should take the following steps...

Go online and look for animal activists in US and Europe, head to Amnesty International and open a petition against the "fat faced" Hopeless Uzodinjo and the chairperson of the said emblem collection, tag the animal activists on the petition to never allow the governor entry into the US and Europe.

Let them visit Arabian countries like the APC demonic politicians do.
Crime › Re: Fathia Ifeoluwa Ojewoye Raped And Murdered In Ogun After Missing by Decryptor(m): 8:13am On Sep 20, 2020
Yoruba bloggers will soon "fabricate" one fake story on Anambra and post it here to "soft cushion" this one.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Decryptor(m):
MhisTahrah:
My dear, Laycon is not you.He doesn't prey on defenceless women.
He doesn't!

But he blackmails them by claiming they are trying to seduce and kiss him after he woefully fails to get their attention just like FFK did to Bianca Ojukwu.

Mopheaded Lagos tout

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