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BusinessRe: Man Gave A Groundnut Seller N50k For Telling Him To Taste His Groundnut by Decryptor(m): 12:00pm On Oct 02, 2020
Good gesture!

If it were to to be "somewhere up west", the boy's skull would have been mined cool
RomanceRe: Free Mtn Cheat..*131*205# by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On Oct 02, 2020
Drizzy5001:
i still have 12Gb, i want to refund it to them, i don't want them to tamper with my bank account.
Gobe! grin grin
RomanceRe: I Just Can't Get Over My Ex After Years Of Breakup. by Decryptor(m): 1:24am On Oct 02, 2020
Alexgman1 op, is it not Alex babe that schooled in Little Angels Girls college that you are talking about?
RomanceRe: Free Mtn Cheat..*131*205# by Decryptor(m): 1:03am On Oct 02, 2020
EbukaHades10:
If it shows u failed or connection whatever, keep trying. As at a minute ago, it was still going.
it keeps saying incorrect MMI code
RomanceRe: Free Mtn Cheat..*131*205# by Decryptor(m): 12:55am On Oct 02, 2020
EbukaHades10:
If it shows u failed or connection whatever, keep trying. As at a minute ago, it was still going.
Are you sure it not only for Beta-talk customers?
RomanceRe: Free Mtn Cheat..*131*205# by Decryptor(m): 12:45am On Oct 02, 2020
A neighbor told me about it and i tried but got nothing but another person living close to our street tried and got 407gb
TV/MoviesRe: Why I Am Attracted To Nengi - Laycon Reveals by Decryptor(m): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2020
kilonshele101:
Two individuals who are smart enough to understand the nitty gritty of human relations plus emotional intelligence don't fail in a relationship. They love each other, tolerate each other, and support each other till it's right time for them to take the next step. So smart + smart = love (companionship)

Two individuals who are stupid can't even tolerate not to talk of relate. So stupid+stupid = fail


Unless you're looking it from another perspective
Thanks for the clarification

Was looking at it from the other perspective!
FamilyRe: Nigerian Mother Caught Her Daughter In A Hotel Room & Disgraced Her (Video) by Decryptor(m): 4:55pm On Oct 01, 2020
hakym619:
Very good

Yoruba's don't condone sexual immorality.



Other tribes learn morality from the south west
Shaaaatap!

SW is the headquarters of every act of immorality you can think of!
Science/TechnologyRe: These Snakes Slice Open Toads & Eat Their Organs While Prey Is Still Alive (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 2:34pm On Oct 01, 2020
Kestolove:
This kind snake is from south east biafra..
Igbos are not the cause of your joblessness and failures in life!

Continue cursing them until you eventually clean the drainage in front of the potential mansion of the youngest Igbo gala seller in years to come just to feed!
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Buys Venza For His Mother To Celebrate His Chieftaincy by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2020
While that fair-skinned-wide-nosed actor-miss-road is allowing his mum to suffer!
PoliticsRe: Independence Day: 3 Good Things You Love About Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 12:46pm On Oct 01, 2020
1. The gullibility of 80% of her citizens. If you are street smart, you make good money from it.

2. Nothing

3. Nothing else!
PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's First Ladies Since Independence (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:31pm On Oct 01, 2020
verminnel:
Maryam abacha ,turai yaradua and Aisha buhari are the finest ladies there..those of u shouting Igbo amaka are obviously clouding ur judgement by ethnicity..let's state facts
You obviously need glasses undecided
PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's First Ladies Since Independence (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:30pm On Oct 01, 2020
bakynes:
OP got it wrong, Azikiwe was the Governor General but the actual number one man was the Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa. So his wife is the actual first lady not that of Azikiwe.
Which kind of school did you attend?

Azikiwe was the first President of Nigeria.
TV/MoviesRe: Why I Am Attracted To Nengi - Laycon Reveals by Decryptor(m): 11:35am On Oct 01, 2020
kilonshele101:
okay
I don't agree...

Stupid + Stupid=Marriage

Smart + Smart= Fail
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Block His Vehicle From Leaving As They Hail Him (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:27am On Oct 01, 2020
Ooni:
If I were him I'd return the SUV to innoson and exchange it with Caris, add the balance to the money I won and put it to more meaningful use. SUV is above his financial status now.

But trust our people, he I'll spend the money on women. This one he is always seen partying or talking about women, I fear for the money and those who voted for him.

Our people look at money and see owambe while okoro people look at money and see capital.
Truest talk! He will finish the money on women and parties and even sell the SUV and go back worse than how he was before entering the house!
CelebritiesRe: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 10:48am On Sep 30, 2020
Mozino007:
me n rudeboy dey run d same club,we both speak hausa language fluently!...i be soja man me n psquare dey see lik purewater nylon for ur street.i can send u tonnes of pic to back up my claims.#lazyyouthwalahitobursturheadeyhungryme.
Yeah! Me and Jayz dey run the same club. I dey visit am for studio with my private jet. I be Interpol Agent and before Beyonce release "Brown Skin Girl", they asked for my approval. Infact, conditions i gave was that Wizkid must be featured in the song. I can send you Gigabytes of videos to back up my claims! #CloutChaserGoFindAJob

CelebritiesRe: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 2:10pm On Sep 28, 2020
Mozino007:
Abuja first son!...its very obvious u nothing abj,so aboki dey hawk suya for suleja or zuba wey u dey come dey form online bighuh.SMH,its not allowed in abj city here to hawk or else all those oficers go use u collect rank.
Keep talking rubbish! The most important thing is that you lied about that place being Omole Estate Lagos and i busted your lies!

You can go look for another thread to chase clout on. Liar!!
PoliticsRe: Son Backs Aged Woman To Vote In Edo by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Sep 27, 2020
omowolewa:
Humm, that's good of her.

Just hope it's not for the 5,000-5,000 Naira. You know 5 times 2 is 10.
They are not from SW
CelebritiesRe: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 10:57am On Sep 27, 2020
Mozino007:
Pele abuja man,u think say abuja na lagos wey u go just open ur gadmn suya joint along d road?..taksforce go carry ur life play ludo b4 dey charge u to court.for your information,frm mabushi junction to oando filling station no place wher suya spot dey except u go to inside dat jim centre or nepa quarters.cheers
I have personally bought suya from an hausa guy by the filling station in Banex junction next to Samsung Showroom!

You also forget that some of them put their suya on movable trucks and barrows for mobility!

You know nothing about Abuja. Stop clout-chasing!!
CelebritiesRe: Suya Seller Takes Picture With Rudeboy And Calls Himself A Fan by Decryptor(m): 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2020
Mozino007:
Na my suya man for omole estate be dis now!...shey na today u dey see rude boy for d area ni abi u people don turn clout chasers ni? anyway u are unseen!.
illicit:
The guy makes suya at omole where rudeboy stays.
Make una take am easy dey lie o!

That suya spot is in Abuja and not your Omole or whereever you call it!

Listen to the person talking to Rudeboy...He said "Rudeboy, this is how we do in Abuja...you know" and Rudeboy was speaking Hausa to him

That suya spot is along Banex at Wuse!
RomanceRe: Lesbian Couples Pose For Photo In Lagos, Nigerians React by Decryptor(m):
Na wah o

I have done a background check on her.

She hated her father so much, said he once tied her to a pole and threatened to kill her ( i believe she was promiscuous )

Got pregnant at 15 and had a daughter which she calls her "sibling"

She has emotional issues.

Post alot of raunchy pictures and videos of her partner "kissing and necking"
CelebritiesRe: Stephen Oyelowo Is Dead! David Oyelowo's Father Dies Of Colon Cancer (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:00pm On Sep 26, 2020
RIP but why does the first pic remind me of Caesar in the movie Rise of the Planets Ap*s undecided undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Decryptor(m): 6:37pm On Sep 26, 2020
Lovelyn451:
Mumu..thats what he wants from Erica, ugly thing...he doesn't know Erica is the type that when they love one person, they stick to that one person.
I agree with you 100%
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Decryptor(m): 5:53pm On Sep 26, 2020
Laycon wants to literally rape Nengi there.

Why is Dorathy looking like Gee-Pee Tank there?

Why is Vee putting on agbada near a jacuzzi...abi she no get swimming suit or perhaps has stretch marks all over?

Neo is the only one looing cool there
CrimeRe: Man Released From Ikoyi Prison After 7 Years For A Crime He Knew Nothing About by Decryptor(m): 11:25am On Sep 25, 2020
lepagawu:
He must be grateful


President Muhammadu Buhari has signed the Nigerian police bill 2020 into law, here is what it means in reality for the illegal activities of men of SARS unit and our iPhone holding youths. Watch this video if you've 10 minutes to spare.

SARS is no longer allowed to Harass Youths with Phones. Buhari signs new Law.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4GtjX_vAg
If you cannot write the details here, forget it. I am not clicking that video to watch
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ogun Youths March For Laycon, Give Out Airtime For Voting (photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:23am On Sep 25, 2020
Jobless youths!
CelebritiesRe: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Decryptor(m): 11:19am On Sep 25, 2020
Failed musician turned SIMP!

Ask most musicians who eulogized women in their songs so much how they ended...

Shaggy: Strength of a woman---Where is he now?

Faze: Perfect Woman---Where is he now?

No go resurrect your dead career!
TV/MoviesRe: I Couldn't Control My Feelings For Nengi – Ozo by Decryptor(m): 11:26pm On Sep 24, 2020
MNDY:
My brother
Generally, I really hate seeing another person taken for a ride and being used to catch cruise. One can only imagine how I would handle same myself.

Neo sparks and changes it for Vee whenever she steps out of line. He goes as far as saying who does she think she is. Then they reconcile later. That's a BOLD man. Vee is only usually piss.ed that they quarrel publicly.

But you see this Ozo. He loves LOVE so much that he forgets his own self-worth. In a world almost without pure love anymore, someone is expressing pure love.

Even the Naija women wishing to have his type would get tired along the line out of shame. Because the word MAN carries heavy weight - in charge, boldness and firmness. Nothíing has really hit him hard about love to make him a hard man yet
That bolded from your comment says it all.
The guy is a pure learner. I pray he would survive the "hit" when it finally comes.
RomanceRe: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Sep 23, 2020
I see 2 Ozos simping over 1 Nengi!

Unless her father is richer than Dangote and the guys have a mission to accomplish!
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Prince Munir Nwoko, Regina Daniels' Son by Decryptor(m): 12:44pm On Sep 23, 2020
SimpKING:
You are welcome man

More insults are welcome
I no get your time Mr. Otakhor Freedom
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Prince Munir Nwoko, Regina Daniels' Son by Decryptor(m): 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2020
SimpKING:
So beautiful. I want to have my own kid soon


I am a proud Simp

I am proud of Ozo

I am proud of all Simps

We love regardless

We love for real

We show real and true love

The only thing is that Our Love is our weakness

But we are stronger than you think
The person behind this moniker is a frustrated loveless misandrist masquerading as a feminist!

No right thinking man will write this junk! TRY HARDER!!
TV/MoviesRe: I Couldn't Control My Feelings For Nengi – Ozo by Decryptor(m):
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen embarassed embarassed

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!! angry angry

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"! undecided undecided

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity. undecided undecided

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.

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