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HealthRe: Python Bites Thai Teenager On His Penis While Sitting On Toilet (Pix, Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2020
What kind of foolish story is this?

Doctors stitched the tip of the penis and treated the bite wound with antibiotic wash, to kill any bacteria from the python’s fangs.
Pythons are constrictors and DON'T HAVE FANGS! The constrict (crush their prey to death) before they swallow the said prey!

It seems Nigerian bloggers have opened a branch in Thailand! undecided undecided

CrimeRe: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2020
Bagehot:
The United States operate millitary bases across the world that would batter most countries' millitary into the dust; your comment holds no water.
Mr Seeker of "Watered Comments", can you compare a military base to the geographical enclave of a military there in their home country?

Whether you like it or not, the Nigerian military is treating Boko Haram issue with kids gloves and i figure that you are not aware of it because it is an issue for "grown-ups" who know how politics is played in Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:10am On Sep 09, 2020
FunkyAlhaji2015:
Bro, are you in kindagerten?

Gana was assisting the fulani herders, then of a government headed by a Fulani man will instruct an army full of Fulani men to kill him? Your brain is too poor

I can't engage with you further
This comment ends the debate!

Now we know whose side Gana was on! There was a country
CrimeRe: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m):
Microwhy:
US with all their might and fire power, did they win Iraq or Afghanistan war?
Oga! Afghanistan and Iraq are outside US Soil! You gotta cross over 2 continents to get to those countries from US

Boko Haram and Fulani Militia are in Nigerian soil under the Nigerian military's nose!!

Use your brain sir!!
CrimeRe: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:51am On Sep 09, 2020
Those elders sold him out!
SportsRe: BBNaija's Erica Vs Siasia Super Eagles: Is The Labour Of Our Heroes Now In Vain? by Decryptor(m): 3:49pm On Sep 08, 2020
jpworld:
Representing Nigeria in times of football is a complete blessing. Millions of youth pray for this, but never realise their dreams.

I will support my kids to represent this country, and even invest in them to represent Nigeria.

Is worth it.
And God forbid that they get an injury or the investments they made from the proceeds of their "representation" gets blown by the wind, you'll watch them helplessly whining in penury without the government of the country batting an eyelid!

Wish u luck on that trail you are about to embark on!!
SportsRe: BBNaija's Erica Vs Siasia Super Eagles: Is The Labour Of Our Heroes Now In Vain? by Decryptor(m): 2:03pm On Sep 08, 2020
That is why i can never rep this country in any form of service!

After my university, i personally applied for an exemption letter not to serve in NYSC.
HealthRe: 15lb Hairball Removed From Stomach Of Indian Girl Who Chews Her Hair (Graphic) by Decryptor(m): 2:01pm On Sep 08, 2020
They will process the hair and import it into Nigeria as "Indian Human Hair" and our fish-brain ladies will rush to buy.
Science/TechnologyRe: Earth Blamed For Sudden Rusting Of The Moon That Has Baffled Scientists (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:22pm On Sep 08, 2020
Thank God this one is from the Whites. If it was Nigerian SW bloggers now, the headline would have been "Anambra Blamed For Sudden Rusting Of The Moon That Has Baffled Scientists"
FamilyRe: Family Sacks Mother Of Eight-year-old Rape Victim For Seeking Justice by Decryptor(m):
An 8 year old girl was raped since march, she had a ruptured hymen and vaginitis since that March up until August/September...she didn't show any signs of pain or bleeding and no change in her gait and movement since then until the rapist was caught!

What a wonderful story! cheesy cheesy

They are attacking Anambra state from all sides!

Make dem continue!!

Like i said before, i won't be surprised if we see headlines on Nairaland with captions like,

"Archaeologists and historians find out that Judas Iscariot was from Anambra"

"Osama Bin Laden's root traced to Okija in Anambra"

"UNCOVERED: COVID-19 did not originally start from China it was created in Anambra"

Keep it coming with all the fake news!

As long as it keeps arousing the descendants of Lucifemi Satande who are e-warriors here, no problems!

PoliticsRe: Austin Ogannanah On Air Peace: Arewa Youths React To Fresh Fraud Allegations by Decryptor(m): 12:30pm On Sep 08, 2020
favor914:
Like I said earlier on, too many unintelligent & myopic minded Children on Nairaland, this covid 19 lock down of secondary schools is not helping matters, the mind power is a very terrible think to waste.
@fulanimafia, continue to make use of this alternative moniker to make a fool of yourself!

It is no big surprise that you don't know what the meaning of "Chairman and CEO" of a company is because you are from the brown-roof enclave where free education was given by awolowo but eventually turned out to be useless! grin grin

Air Peace owned by an Ondo Man? Biggest joke of 2020! cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

Try harder!! undecided
PoliticsRe: Austin Ogannanah On Air Peace: Arewa Youths React To Fresh Fraud Allegations by Decryptor(m): 12:18pm On Sep 08, 2020
favor914:
He was cleared, by who? Nnamdi Kanu & Ipob Republic?
I am not a fan or Nnamdi Kanu so try something else!


It is not an Igbo business, air peace is a Nigerian Company registered at the corporate affairs commission Abuja, Air Peace is owned by Knows ngsley Kuku an Ijaw Brother from Ondo State, not Allen Onyeama, Allen Onyeama is only a front.
Did you and Lair Mohammed attend the same institution? cheesy cheesy cheesy

No be only "Knows Kuku" ...Maggi Kukuruku nko? grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Kidnappers Free OFM Member After Apostle Suleman Declared Them Impotent (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:14pm On Sep 08, 2020
Fulani militia are the only ones allowed to carry guns in the country, kidnap as they like, kill as they like and nothing will happen!

By the time Buhari finishes his term, he will hand over to another fulani who will top the icing on the cake by increasing the killings 10x more!

May it never be well with those and their children and grandchildren born/unborn who brought this APC government upon us!
PoliticsRe: Austin Ogannanah On Air Peace: Arewa Youths React To Fresh Fraud Allegations by Decryptor(m): 12:11pm On Sep 08, 2020
fulanimafia:
It is a continuation of last years case. Read the post again.

Nobody refuted anything.



https://thewillnigeria.com/news/exclusive-us-department-of-justice-alleges-kingsley-kuku-used-stolen-billions-from-amnesty-programme-to-buy-airplanes-for-air-peace/
He was cleared! Do your findings!!

Anti-Igbo miscreants are the ones bringing it up again to devalue his business!!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Okpe And His Mercedes SLK Convertible Worth N7 Million by Decryptor(m): 12:03pm On Sep 08, 2020
That is a 2002 SLK...This car that sells in Berger motors for about 1.5m is what they are claiming is 8m undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Passengers Of 18-Seater Bus ‘Burnt Beyond Recognition’ In Anambra Road Accident by Decryptor(m): 12:01pm On Sep 08, 2020
Anambra State is the new viagra that make bloggers "manhoods" erect!

Make una continue!!

I won't be surprised if i wake up one morning and see a headline on Nairaland frontpage saying, "Devil spotted building a bungalow in Anambra"
PoliticsRe: Austin Ogannanah On Air Peace: Arewa Youths React To Fresh Fraud Allegations by Decryptor(m): 11:58am On Sep 08, 2020
fulanimafia:
So the US Department of Justice is lying on Onyema?

Who is talking of bank loans when the US Authorities have documents as evidence, showing direct purchases by Onyema from US Aviation companies using cash stolen by Kingsley Kuku and channeled through him to be laundered.

Bridge building after quit notice; Shettima will not stop playing ludo with some peoples brains cheesy
Shebi that was how you people cooked up allegations that FBI said Allen Onyema was using his airline to move drugs and narcotics sometime last year and the FBI came out to refute it that they never said anything like that. The US Justice of Department will still come out and refute this one and you will bury your fulani head in shame!

Damburo!!
EducationRe: 10 Underrated But Lucrative Courses In Nigeria In 2020 by Decryptor(m): 9:45am On Sep 08, 2020
Nigerian educational system is trash! Every year, the system vomits thousands of graduates who have zero skill to the society and yet the jobs are not there.

Develop yourself with a basic skill you have interest in, remain focused and you will be fine
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brethren Ghana: Big Brother Ghana’s Version Causes A Stir by Decryptor(m): 9:34am On Sep 08, 2020
Bahamas95:
These our noisy neighbours are very funny. If not for our bad leaders no country in Africa would have been able to rub shoulders with us, not even South Africa......I wonder why they like competing with Nigeria in everything, they even said their jollof rice is better than ours which is a big lie. grin




My younger bro in Ghana once told me the only thing he enjoys in Ghana apart from their girls is constant light. He said Ghanaians always feel uncomfortable/intimidated whenever a Nigerian is in their midst.......I warned him to be careful and he said "Bros abeg nor reason am, dem nor get level"
I swear! Ghana girls get big bumbum and very sweet unlike our Nigerian girls
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brethren Ghana: Big Brother Ghana’s Version Causes A Stir by Decryptor(m): 9:26am On Sep 08, 2020
dynicks:
See cockroach for under their cupboard!!

No be sachet water I dey see for end of corner so?..

I can see a lower version of kiddawaya and Erica in the picture too....


This show definitely must be sponsored by OMO super blue OR alomo bitters...

The lady close to the wall used the foam as a barricade make rat no from the other room sneak in come follow them share room...... chai!...laughs bigbredely!!
Bros...if i die of choking from laughter this morning, my family will contact DSS to arrest you grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Chinenye Promise Nwoye: UNIBEN Student Strangled To Death In Hotel In Anambra by Decryptor(m): 9:46pm On Sep 07, 2020
NettyNelly:
Just got off from a thread about a doctor murdered by a cousin in Anambra, now a second murder thread.
This is unusual.
God what is happening in my state.

I design classy logo for your brand. Doubt me? Check my portfolio below.
95% of these stories are nothing but lies!

Ever since that fake story about Anambra fathers raping their daughters which was refuted by the Commissioner of Women Development and welfare, bloggers started jumping over themselves writing junk about Anambra just to draw traffic to their useless blogs
CelebritiesRe: Josef Koeberl Beats His World Record After He Sat In Tub Of Ice For Over 2 Hours by Decryptor(m): 9:41pm On Sep 07, 2020
Austrian man abi?

Austrian economy good! They don'r suffer power failure there, they don't buy noodles for N120, their NEPA Bill is not high!

Why won't the man have time for such nonsense? undecided
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Erica Apologizes For Talking Down On Her Fellow Housemates by Decryptor(m): 9:27pm On Sep 07, 2020
Sammyblack87:
u b mumu
Just like your dad cheesy cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Erica Apologizes For Talking Down On Her Fellow Housemates by Decryptor(m): 1:51pm On Sep 06, 2020
Erica should pardon Laycon.

He is a typical afonja guy and they are known for fabricating lies about a girl they are lusting after crushing on them or claim they have slept with her.

FFK did same about Bianca Ojukwu
FoodRe: Corn And Pear Cake Designed By A Nigerian Lady by Decryptor(m):
She must be an Igbo girl!

Modified...i talk am

CrimeRe: Man Released After 44 Years In Prison For Rape He Didn't Commit In US (Pics) by Decryptor(m): 4:34am On Aug 30, 2020
I will just kuku look for the woman, kill her horribly and go back to jail!

So many rape accusations by women are nothing but falsehood!
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by Decryptor(m): 11:58pm On Aug 27, 2020
SegFault:
gringringrin how funny. A deluded dumbfuck indeed.
You mean your dad?
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by Decryptor(m): 11:15am On Aug 27, 2020
SegFault:
You're pained that is why you want to insult my father but sorry, he doesn't even give a shit.
Yeah...he won't give a shit cos he's drinking water from a pond!
EducationRe: 4-Year-Old Girl Destroys School Properties. Teacher Reacts Calmly (Video) by Decryptor(m): 9:30am On Aug 27, 2020
sapphiere:
A four year old child destroys school properties. Her teacher's reaction will shock you. Her Teacher was just calm, talking to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8SvXAyg74

Please who is to be blamed for this child's misbehaviour? The parents or the teacher?
See them! It starts from the youth!!

Black women and toxic nature is 5 and 6! A Caucasian or Asian female child will never do this!!

Na this kind of foolish girl go grow up now accuse one celebrity of rape!! angry

The teacher was videoing her in case she hurts herself so it won't be blamed on her.
HealthRe: My Skin Is Too Soft (please Help) by Decryptor(m): 12:41pm On Aug 26, 2020
What exactly are you trying to achieve with this post?
RomanceRe: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by Decryptor(m): 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2020
Dorcas23:
There is this guy I just recently started talking to. He's very good looking and intelligent and dresses well. He is my type and we have so many interests in common. I'm already falling in love with him but I haven't told him. I'm still trying to take it slow. I have not had sex with him yet but I want to. He told me he is in love with me and I was so excited to hear it but I hid my excitement because I'm still confused about his intentions.

The problem is that whenever I try to become vulnerable with him like texting him early in the morning to ask how his night was, he will ignore my texts for days and then call me out of the blue as if nothing happened. But other times he will call me multiple times and talk on the phone like we were dating.

Yesterday after ignoring my texts for over 24hrs he called me and said I should come over to his place. I've never been to his place before. I was already on my way when he called me to tell me that a lady visited him and she is spending the night at his place. He apologized and told me not to be offended. I acted all cool and told him some other time. He hasn't texted or called me since. I'm confused. I know we aren't dating but why would he even tell me this?
Alpha Male! My kind of guy!

There are only 100 guys like this in the whole of Nigeria

Not all these simps that thanks ladies on Facebook for accepting their friend request!
HealthRe: Patient Dies In Kwara After Striking Workers Switch Off Ventilator by Decryptor(m): 10:23pm On Aug 25, 2020
I hope Kwarians won't blame Saraki for this one now grin grin

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