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And it is the "Sai Babarians" who are hard hit with hunger! |
I was so scared when LayCON was alone in the washroom with Nengi and I was like "Nengi, call someone to come stay there with the both of you before that mofo claims you tried to kiss him" St*pid underfed chicken. |
Keep dreaming! |
Chii59:Shutup wannabe! Since you didn't see the humor in my post, locate the nearest transformer. Crying wolf where there is none. Na your type dey accuse men falsely of rape. |
Marriage is so overrated these days Why can't we just have children like fowl does. Catch the nearest woman, hump her and she gets kids. |
Mensamusa:Is RCCG the only place in Osun state? Because the rest of the area na BUSH i dey see so! ![]() |
So the useless gods that those yorubas worship in the shrine could not fight for themselves but had to all the police intervene? ![]() |
friday2011:Oga...read the story well. He was kidnapped in Abuja. Abuja is no longer safe!! |
Rikidony:I will wait until the whole season is released so i go watch am straight. I no wan dey watch small small coupled with the fact that it would be probably cinema (unclear) versions that would be everywhere for download |
Analyst7:Laycon is too daft to act the Tommy role. Spanky role go fit am |
Power! My favorite Show!! Kiddiwaya killed the Ghost role. ![]() |
simpleseyi:i am not a fan of BBN neither do i support the poster u mentioned but you see this your bigotry against Igbos wherever they are mentioned, it will soon consume you! Watch and see!! |
na wah |
That's too bad! At least, if you don't respect the fact that he is a man of God, respect the fact that he is far older than you! |
swiz123:Best answer! |
Someone should please cage those two animals who commented before me before they run into the market naked! Back to topic...OP you forgot to add that it is also a "No Fly Zone" Area. Meaning that any aircraft, helicopter that flies over the area will be shot down instantly. See that rock in the picture below, the circled area has something like building on it...it is actually like a garrison with an arsenal of anti-aircraft guns on that place to fire ballistics against any aircraft suspected to be a threat. Unlike the presidential villas of some other countries such as the United State White House, the Aso Rock Presidential Villa is a highly restricted area probably for security reasons, hence most people are only privileged to see just the outside view.Lai lai! If you are privileged to pass the perimeter of Aso Villa, you won't even know as a first timer that you are passing the presidential villa because all you will see is nothing but thick bush that is covered within a netted perimeter iron fence which is highly electrified! You can't walk along the road by that fence because opposite is the Army, Airforce and Navy barracks with soldiers everywhere that will beckon on you and ask for your business there. If you no talk well, sorry na your name o!! Heard that if you can scale the fence without being spotted by the eagle eyes of the soldiers and without being electrocuted by over 700volts of electricity, you will be accosted by very terrible beasts in that bush barricaded by another fence beyond that which will eat every part of you including your hair. You escape the beasts and scale the next fence, you will meet another area filled with land mines... you get lucky not to be shattered by a mine because of your "Ethan Hunt" skills, you will then meet a legion of soldiers which are special presidential guards of the villa with unique defense and combat skills which you will have to contend with...They'll shoot you first before asking your "dead body" questions later. Heard that these aforementioned security measures were introduced by the late former military Head of State Sani Abacha and is still obtainable today.
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sexylassie2:Nonsensical comment! You are incensed that a lady like yourself who try to seek for notice through berating the man folk has met her waterloo! Go to Panti and free her! Frustrated Misandrist!! |
What kind of foolish story is this? Doctors stitched the tip of the penis and treated the bite wound with antibiotic wash, to kill any bacteria from the python’s fangs.Pythons are constrictors and DON'T HAVE FANGS! The constrict (crush their prey to death) before they swallow the said prey! It seems Nigerian bloggers have opened a branch in Thailand! ![]()
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Bagehot:Mr Seeker of "Watered Comments", can you compare a military base to the geographical enclave of a military there in their home country? Whether you like it or not, the Nigerian military is treating Boko Haram issue with kids gloves and i figure that you are not aware of it because it is an issue for "grown-ups" who know how politics is played in Nigeria. |
FunkyAlhaji2015:This comment ends the debate! Now we know whose side Gana was on! There was a country |
Microwhy:Oga! Afghanistan and Iraq are outside US Soil! You gotta cross over 2 continents to get to those countries from US Boko Haram and Fulani Militia are in Nigerian soil under the Nigerian military's nose!! Use your brain sir!! |
Those elders sold him out! |
jpworld:And God forbid that they get an injury or the investments they made from the proceeds of their "representation" gets blown by the wind, you'll watch them helplessly whining in penury without the government of the country batting an eyelid! Wish u luck on that trail you are about to embark on!! |
That is why i can never rep this country in any form of service! After my university, i personally applied for an exemption letter not to serve in NYSC. |
They will process the hair and import it into Nigeria as "Indian Human Hair" and our fish-brain ladies will rush to buy. |
Thank God this one is from the Whites. If it was Nigerian SW bloggers now, the headline would have been "Anambra Blamed For Sudden Rusting Of The Moon That Has Baffled Scientists" |
An 8 year old girl was raped since march, she had a ruptured hymen and vaginitis since that March up until August/September...she didn't show any signs of pain or bleeding and no change in her gait and movement since then until the rapist was caught! What a wonderful story! ![]() They are attacking Anambra state from all sides! Make dem continue!! Like i said before, i won't be surprised if we see headlines on Nairaland with captions like, "Archaeologists and historians find out that Judas Iscariot was from Anambra" "Osama Bin Laden's root traced to Okija in Anambra" "UNCOVERED: COVID-19 did not originally start from China it was created in Anambra" Keep it coming with all the fake news! As long as it keeps arousing the descendants of Lucifemi Satande who are e-warriors here, no problems!
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favor914:@fulanimafia, continue to make use of this alternative moniker to make a fool of yourself! It is no big surprise that you don't know what the meaning of "Chairman and CEO" of a company is because you are from the brown-roof enclave where free education was given by awolowo but eventually turned out to be useless! ![]() Air Peace owned by an Ondo Man? Biggest joke of 2020! ![]() Try harder!! ![]() |
favor914:I am not a fan or Nnamdi Kanu so try something else! It is not an Igbo business, air peace is a Nigerian Company registered at the corporate affairs commission Abuja, Air Peace is owned by Knows ngsley Kuku an Ijaw Brother from Ondo State, not Allen Onyeama, Allen Onyeama is only a front.Did you and Lair Mohammed attend the same institution? ![]() No be only "Knows Kuku" ...Maggi Kukuruku nko? ![]() |
Fulani militia are the only ones allowed to carry guns in the country, kidnap as they like, kill as they like and nothing will happen! By the time Buhari finishes his term, he will hand over to another fulani who will top the icing on the cake by increasing the killings 10x more! May it never be well with those and their children and grandchildren born/unborn who brought this APC government upon us! |
fulanimafia:He was cleared! Do your findings!! Anti-Igbo miscreants are the ones bringing it up again to devalue his business!! |
That is a 2002 SLK...This car that sells in Berger motors for about 1.5m is what they are claiming is 8m ![]() |
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