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PoliticsRe: Mojisola Adeyeye: "I Inherited A Debt Of N3.2bn in 2017" - NAFDAC DG by Decryptor(m): 8:44pm On Aug 25, 2020
Is this not the AdeYEYE WOMAN who called for the ban of Sniper simply because people were using it to commit suicide?

Keep giving excuses for your incompetence! Ever since the late Dora Akunyili left that agency, it has gone to the dogs!

Ewedu guzzling woman!
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by Decryptor(m): 12:29am On Aug 24, 2020
SegFault:
The fool was intended slowpoke.
Is that animal your dad? grin grin
CrimeRe: Israel: 16-Year-Old Girl Gang-Raped By 30 Men In A Hotel, Sparks Outrage by Decryptor(m): 8:50am On Aug 22, 2020
Ok... Let's get this straight!

A 16 year old girl was raped... Then women come out to protest and some of them are nude showing off their private parts? undecided

What message are they trying to pass across?
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by Decryptor(m): 8:46am On Aug 22, 2020
SegFault:
Just another fool grown slowpoke.
You are the one who happens to be the slowpoke because you cannot differentiate between "full grown" and "fool grown". cheesy grin grin
PoliticsRe: NBA Conference: Lawyers Deregister, Query El-rufai’s Inclusion As Key Speaker by Decryptor(m): 2:04pm On Aug 18, 2020
Everyone who is intelligent knows El-Rufai's stand in the current scheme of insecurity currently ongoing in Kaduna. It's no surprise
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Ladies So Insecure? by Decryptor(m): 2:00pm On Aug 18, 2020
prince3009:
I already presume where most of them would go!

Lemme break it down for you...
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Her: Hi

Me: Hello (her name from her profile)...how are you doing today?

Her: Fyn n u?

Me: I am doing very well. Glad you asked.

Her: k

Me: So can you tell me a little about yourself?

Her: k. My name is (name on profile). i am schooling

Me: Is that all?

Her: Yap

Me: Don't you have hobbies? You know...like what you enjoy doing?

***Possible silence for almost 20mins***

Her: reading and making friends

Me: That's nice. So where are you schooling and what discipline?

Her: UNI****

Me: Nice...so what discipline?

Her: I don't understand.

Me: I meant your area of study or the course you are studying in school

***Possible silence for the rest of the day.***

***Following day***

Her: Good pm

Me: Afternoon

Her: kk

Me: You left my question unanswered yesterday

Her: which one

Me: I asked about what you study in school

Her: kk
My sub finished.

Me: Oh...that's unfortunate

Her: yea

Me: But glad you are here now

Her: I hav not done sub.
am using my gf fone to chat

Me: Oops...why not subscribe for yourself?

Her: I don't have money cry cry

Me: Oh...sorry about that

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So SixfeetBelle, your guess is as good as mine about where the convo would likely tilt to after her last response
Chai!!!!!

OP. U really know them very well. You have even mastered their pattern of chatting. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by Decryptor(m): 1:56pm On Aug 18, 2020
Babatunde Qudus
I knew the culprit must be from the wild west!

They rape for sport. It's in their DNA

Keraxes and MENELIIK...come and see as your brother Babatunde has done wonders cheesy cheesy

Backward savage omoluabeasts from the stoneage!
CrimeRe: Teacher Jailed For Life In Ondo Over Rape Of Pastor's 10-Year-Old Daughter by Decryptor(m): 4:31am On Aug 17, 2020
MENELIIK:
Osu never disappoint! When the news is about Anambra, it is fake but Ondo now, correct. You need urgent brain transplant
Yes it is correct because the cone-headed omoluabeast sons of Lucifemi are rapists!

Cry me a river! grin grin

FamilyRe: I’ve Been Sleeping With Your Wife – Man Taunts Neighbour In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 4:30am On Aug 17, 2020
Keraxes:
Shut up arindin. Person Bleep your wife still kill you. Which kind mumu unaware. Weak, senseless and brainless Ipobians. I actually I’m happy that he killed an ipob man not any other tribe
Your ewedu-guzzling brother is a coward! He will be caught and put in prison where he belongs soon! Ritualists and rapists!

Cry me a river!! grin grin

CrimeRe: Teacher Jailed For Life In Ondo Over Rape Of Pastor's 10-Year-Old Daughter by Decryptor(m): 4:12pm On Aug 14, 2020
I know it must be them!

They will be using their media to cook up lies that fathers are raping daughters in Anambra while we all know their brown-roofed enclave is the headquarters of rape in the whole of Nigeria

Useless rapists!!
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Sleeping With Your Wife – Man Taunts Neighbour In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 4:10pm On Aug 14, 2020
Keraxes:
The coward is the weak igbo fool who can’t defend himself and was killed like a fowl
Lmao! I'm sure the afonjazzy stabbed him unawares! Let the relatives of Mr Arinze find your ewedu guzzling brother...they will fix him!
CrimeRe: Kaduna Killings: Fulani Militia Suspects Arrested (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:53am On Aug 11, 2020
youthsinitiativ:
The Southern Kaduna indigenes are cowards like most Christians.

You caught people who have sworn to erase you and yours from the face of the earth and instead of paying them in kind by sending them to hell, you are romancing and tying them up with wrappers and hand handing them over to the same people who sent them on this killing errand.

Foolish naive fools.

Dem go kill una tire.
Don't mind them! Come to Abuja and see where they are making noise anyhow
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Sleeping With Your Wife – Man Taunts Neighbour In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 12:50am On Aug 11, 2020
Mr Arinze should have known that afonja men are known for "claiming" to sleep with Igbo women just to chestbeat exactly like FFK was running his mouth about sleeping with Bianca Ojukwu.

The sleeping they do with Igbo women is that they "afonja men" get into their bathroom outside their brown-roof mud house and rub their instrument with black-soap while fantasizing about the last Igbo woman they saw.

What a wasted death!

As for the coward, you stabbed the man and ran away...why not stand and face the music?
HealthRe: Doreen Moraa Moracha Celebrates 28 Years Of Living With HIV (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:36am On Aug 10, 2020
No matter what...ARVs are toxic.
TravelRe: Tokulo, FCT: Mining Gold, Eating Lizards, Pythons, Crocodiles, Rodents by Decryptor(m): 10:35am On Aug 10, 2020
Finally, Lala's village has been revealed!
AutosRe: Innoson Research Center Nnewi (photos and Videos) by Decryptor(m): 12:09pm On Aug 09, 2020
PureFace1:
Typical Nyamirin Ipig.

Tell your useless father to go and die for giving birth to a cursed and wretched pig like you. cheesy

The owner of Glo is one of the richest man in the world, Africa and the second Richest man in Nigeria while Innoson is still crying for government patronage to stay in business and if not for the government that's patronizing Innoson because of pity and wailing and crying of marginalization from your generation Innoson is a dead company if you don't like it go and die.
And yet glo is the worst performing network in Nigeria. grin grin
AutosRe: Innoson Research Center Nnewi (photos and Videos) by Decryptor(m): 12:08pm On Aug 09, 2020
PureFace1:
Keep deceiving yourselves


I am not talking about government or institutions patronage, I am talking about personal patronage.

How many Igbo use innoson as their private cars?

If all Igbo that own a private cars today sell their cars and buy Innoson. I bet Innoson will automatically become a giant but that's easier said than done.

I hardly see Igbo use Innoson as their private cars but you are all online trying to blackmail other tribes into patronizing Innoson. Playing victims and talking about one Imaginary hatred as if you will be using the same energy to promote Innoson if he was an Hausa man
What exactly is this one's problem? Did we ask your tribe to patronize Innoson? As if your tribe can even afford the cars sef.

Whine in your hate and face front!
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 12:00pm On Aug 09, 2020
adeniranfam:
But I could see people recommending zenith on this forum
Oya... Try them and eventually cry later
FamilyRe: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Decryptor(m): 11:59am On Aug 09, 2020
Rubbish! Come back after 2 years of marriage and let's hear you sing another tune
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 11:53am On Aug 09, 2020
adeniranfam:
So ow do we purchase online nw na
You can't purchase online internationally again as a Nigerian. Just buy whatever you need from Jumia and as usual, expect a fake or defective order
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 11:05pm On Aug 06, 2020
Tdarry:
The problem is from the FG & CBN, nothing GTBank can do. It's really unfortunate!
People who voted for apc, shebi una see una life?
You all will never die peacefully
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 8:36am On Aug 04, 2020
Tdarry:
Don't bother, GTBank MasterCard no longer works
This is actually why i rushed to this thread!

I tried placing an order this morning and i was receiving an error saying my card was declined! This is a card i have been using on Aliexpress for years now and even when it was renewed in January, i made some orders which was successful only for me to experience hitches now i want to place an order on behalf of a client cry cry

Is the problem from GTBank or Aliexpress...please i need answers because i am going crazy here as i type this!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:20am On Aug 04, 2020
prince3009:
Chai. Seriously, you ended up saying rubbish

Do you even have a brain at all? undecided
LMAO!

Thank you very much Prince309

People like Nooil need to be in a psychiatric home. I keep trying to decode meanings into her replies to me but it never makes sense. She is mentally unstable and needs help. Poverty as they say really affects the mindset and way people think and this is exactly what is happening to Nooil...truly, there is "No Oil" in her head
FamilyRe: When you want a Slave In The Name Of Wife Material. by Decryptor(m): 8:47pm On Aug 01, 2020
hashtagged:
Thats what women are meant to be, so if women arent slaves, men shouldnt be breadwinners, you put it like women doing house work is slavery, the men doing the breadwinning what is that called?

In a home

A womans job: cooking, caring for kids, child bearing, maintaning the home

A mans job: breadwinning, making money and provision for the family.

Isnt it balanced, OP you are just a simp, ass licking women wont get you anywhere, so you want men to make money and care for the home as women sit down and watch you(their slave) do everything up to washing their undies. Nonsense
I wish i can like this comment a million times!

If a woman sees the roles of a wife as slavery and wants her husband to share the roles with her, then she should be ready to share the role of footing the bills as co-breadwinner with the man.

Equation balanced!!
TV/MoviesRe: Ka3na Stylishly Used Her Leg To Drag Her Shorts After Sex Romp With Praise by Decryptor(m): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2020
Damseldammie:
Glorified Olusho! But why didn't you get up to pick up your pants instead of picking it stylishly with leg... So she did all this shameful act without minding the consequences because you want to win bbn season 5


SHAME
Funny enough she might win because the people watching will vote for her to stay so they can see more sex actions and she knows this. It's a game!
TravelRe: Photos Of Airpeace 124-Seater Embraer 195-E2 Aircraft by Decryptor(m): 11:39pm On Jul 31, 2020
...Shebi you have started again?

This news will make some "children of hate and perdition" to have sleepless nights.

They will resort to using their "monopoly of Nigerian journalism" to spread propaganda and fake news about Onyema being wanted by FBI, INTERPOL, KGB, SWAT, DSS, SARS etc for using his airline to steal COVID-19 materials from United States and throwing some patients of Coronavirus from the window of his aircraft during mid-air flight.
RomanceRe: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by Decryptor(m): 11:30pm On Jul 31, 2020
The OP represents almost 90% of Nigerian girlfriends and fiancees and even many wives are today.

That is why i have sworn never to have a girlfriend!

I don't keep relationships. I only do "Pay-As-You-Go"... You come, we discuss price, you open leg, i release, i pay you, you go home or to any rock you crawled out from....Life goes on!
FoodRe: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Decryptor(m): 9:15pm On Jul 31, 2020
Foolish man!

The cow knows it is about to be slaughtered and while it is dealing with that you go to grab it by the horns?

I am 100% sure that one babe he is trying to woo is there watching the drama so he wanted to act like a hero hence taking that decision. I wish that his empty cone-shaped skull was crushed by the cow's hoof!
CrimeRe: See The Most Fraudulent Loan App In Nigeria - Haloocredit by Decryptor(m): 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2020
Lol...I just got an email from them telling me of one "Oluwatosin" whom I don't know owing them grin grin

TravelRe: Nigerian Ladies Stranded In Lebanon, Call On Government For Help To Return Home by Decryptor(m): 3:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
Cumtroller:
See as dem dey speak Yoruba language dey discuss how dem go settle matter for shrine. I wonder what they went to do in Lebanon sef. E no go pass olosho work.

Some people are bent on tarnishing the name of this country. Nigeria will be great again!!!

Let us not evoke tribal sentiments, we need a change in this country.


Yet their brothers who are e-warriors of nairaland will be abusing and accusing the Igbos of such abominable act
TravelRe: Vehicle Falls Off Gwagwalada Bridge by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Choi!....That dirty water where abokis use as toilet undecided undecided lipsrsealed

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