₦airaland Forum

Anambra State is the new viagra that make bloggers "manhoods" erect!

Make una continue!!

I won't be surprised if i wake up one morning and see a headline on Nairaland frontpage saying, "Devil spotted building a bungalow in Anambra"

fulanimafia:
So the US Department of Justice is lying on Onyema?

Who is talking of bank loans when the US Authorities have documents as evidence, showing direct purchases by Onyema from US Aviation companies using cash stolen by Kingsley Kuku and channeled through him to be laundered.

Bridge building after quit notice; Shettima will not stop playing ludo with some peoples brains

Shebi that was how you people cooked up allegations that FBI said Allen Onyema was using his airline to move drugs and narcotics sometime last year and the FBI came out to refute it that they never said anything like that. The US Justice of Department will still come out and refute this one and you will bury your fulani head in shame!

Damburo!!

Nigerian educational system is trash! Every year, the system vomits thousands of graduates who have zero skill to the society and yet the jobs are not there.

Develop yourself with a basic skill you have interest in, remain focused and you will be fine

Bahamas95:
These our noisy neighbours are very funny. If not for our bad leaders no country in Africa would have been able to rub shoulders with us, not even South Africa......I wonder why they like competing with Nigeria in everything, they even said their jollof rice is better than ours which is a big lie.




My younger bro in Ghana once told me the only thing he enjoys in Ghana apart from their girls is constant light. He said Ghanaians always feel uncomfortable/intimidated whenever a Nigerian is in their midst.......I warned him to be careful and he said "Bros abeg nor reason am, dem nor get level"

I swear! Ghana girls get big bumbum and very sweet unlike our Nigerian girls

dynicks:
See cockroach for under their cupboard!!

No be sachet water I dey see for end of corner so?..

I can see a lower version of kiddawaya and Erica in the picture too....

This show definitely must be sponsored by OMO super blue OR alomo bitters...

The lady close to the wall used the foam as a barricade make rat no from the other room sneak in come follow them share room...... chai!...laughs bigbredely!!

Bros...if i die of choking from laughter this morning, my family will contact DSS to arrest you

NettyNelly:
Just got off from a thread about a doctor murdered by a cousin in Anambra, now a second murder thread.
This is unusual.
God what is happening in my state.

I design classy logo for your brand. Doubt me? Check my portfolio below.

95% of these stories are nothing but lies!

Ever since that fake story about Anambra fathers raping their daughters which was refuted by the Commissioner of Women Development and welfare, bloggers started jumping over themselves writing junk about Anambra just to draw traffic to their useless blogs

Austrian man abi?

Austrian economy good! They don'r suffer power failure there, they don't buy noodles for N120, their NEPA Bill is not high!

Why won't the man have time for such nonsense?

Sammyblack87:
u b mumu

Just like your dad

Erica should pardon Laycon.

He is a typical afonja guy and they are known for fabricating lies about a girl they are lusting after crushing on them or claim they have slept with her.

FFK did same about Bianca Ojukwu

She must be an Igbo girl!

Modified...i talk am

I will just kuku look for the woman, kill her horribly and go back to jail!

So many rape accusations by women are nothing but falsehood!

SegFault:
how funny. A deluded dumbfuck indeed.

You mean your dad?

SegFault:
You're pained that is why you want to insult my father but sorry, he doesn't even give a shit.

Yeah...he won't give a shit cos he's drinking water from a pond!

sapphiere:
A four year old child destroys school properties. Her teacher's reaction will shock you. Her Teacher was just calm, talking to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8SvXAyg74

Please who is to be blamed for this child's misbehaviour? The parents or the teacher?

See them! It starts from the youth!!

Black women and toxic nature is 5 and 6! A Caucasian or Asian female child will never do this!!

Na this kind of foolish girl go grow up now accuse one celebrity of rape!!

The teacher was videoing her in case she hurts herself so it won't be blamed on her.

What exactly are you trying to achieve with this post?

Dorcas23:
There is this guy I just recently started talking to. He's very good looking and intelligent and dresses well. He is my type and we have so many interests in common. I'm already falling in love with him but I haven't told him. I'm still trying to take it slow. I have not had sex with him yet but I want to. He told me he is in love with me and I was so excited to hear it but I hid my excitement because I'm still confused about his intentions.

The problem is that whenever I try to become vulnerable with him like texting him early in the morning to ask how his night was, he will ignore my texts for days and then call me out of the blue as if nothing happened. But other times he will call me multiple times and talk on the phone like we were dating.

Yesterday after ignoring my texts for over 24hrs he called me and said I should come over to his place. I've never been to his place before. I was already on my way when he called me to tell me that a lady visited him and she is spending the night at his place. He apologized and told me not to be offended. I acted all cool and told him some other time. He hasn't texted or called me since. I'm confused. I know we aren't dating but why would he even tell me this?

Alpha Male! My kind of guy!

There are only 100 guys like this in the whole of Nigeria

Not all these simps that thanks ladies on Facebook for accepting their friend request!

I hope Kwarians won't blame Saraki for this one now

Is this not the AdeYEYE WOMAN who called for the ban of Sniper simply because people were using it to commit suicide?

Keep giving excuses for your incompetence! Ever since the late Dora Akunyili left that agency, it has gone to the dogs!

Ewedu guzzling woman!

SegFault:
The fool was intended slowpoke.

Is that animal your dad?

Ok... Let's get this straight!

A 16 year old girl was raped... Then women come out to protest and some of them are nude showing off their private parts?

What message are they trying to pass across?

SegFault:
Just another fool grown slowpoke.

You are the one who happens to be the slowpoke because you cannot differentiate between "full grown" and "fool grown".

Everyone who is intelligent knows El-Rufai's stand in the current scheme of insecurity currently ongoing in Kaduna. It's no surprise

prince3009:
I already presume where most of them would go!

Lemme break it down for you...
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Her: Hi

Me: Hello (her name from her profile)...how are you doing today?

Her: Fyn n u?

Me: I am doing very well. Glad you asked.

Her: k

Me: So can you tell me a little about yourself?

Her: k. My name is (name on profile). i am schooling

Me: Is that all?

Her: Yap

Me: Don't you have hobbies? You know...like what you enjoy doing?

***Possible silence for almost 20mins***

Her: reading and making friends

Me: That's nice. So where are you schooling and what discipline?

Her: UNI****

Me: Nice...so what discipline?

Her: I don't understand.

Me: I meant your area of study or the course you are studying in school

***Possible silence for the rest of the day.***

***Following day***

Her: Good pm

Me: Afternoon

Her: kk

Me: You left my question unanswered yesterday

Her: which one

Me: I asked about what you study in school

Her: kk
My sub finished.

Me: Oh...that's unfortunate

Her: yea

Me: But glad you are here now

Her: I hav not done sub.
am using my gf fone to chat

Me: Oops...why not subscribe for yourself?

Her: I don't have money

Me: Oh...sorry about that

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So SixfeetBelle, your guess is as good as mine about where the convo would likely tilt to after her last response

Chai!!!!!

OP. U really know them very well. You have even mastered their pattern of chatting.

Babatunde Qudus

I knew the culprit must be from the wild west!

They rape for sport. It's in their DNA

Keraxes and MENELIIK...come and see as your brother Babatunde has done wonders

Backward savage omoluabeasts from the stoneage!

MENELIIK:
Osu never disappoint! When the news is about Anambra, it is fake but Ondo now, correct. You need urgent brain transplant

Yes it is correct because the cone-headed omoluabeast sons of Lucifemi are rapists!

Cry me a river!

Keraxes:
Shut up arindin. Person Bleep your wife still kill you. Which kind mumu unaware. Weak, senseless and brainless Ipobians. I actually I’m happy that he killed an ipob man not any other tribe

Your ewedu-guzzling brother is a coward! He will be caught and put in prison where he belongs soon! Ritualists and rapists!

Cry me a river!!

I know it must be them!

They will be using their media to cook up lies that fathers are raping daughters in Anambra while we all know their brown-roofed enclave is the headquarters of rape in the whole of Nigeria

Useless rapists!!

Keraxes:
The coward is the weak igbo fool who can’t defend himself and was killed like a fowl

Lmao! I'm sure the afonjazzy stabbed him unawares! Let the relatives of Mr Arinze find your ewedu guzzling brother...they will fix him!

youthsinitiativ:
The Southern Kaduna indigenes are cowards like most Christians.

You caught people who have sworn to erase you and yours from the face of the earth and instead of paying them in kind by sending them to hell, you are romancing and tying them up with wrappers and hand handing them over to the same people who sent them on this killing errand.

Foolish naive fools.

Dem go kill una tire.

Don't mind them! Come to Abuja and see where they are making noise anyhow

Mr Arinze should have known that afonja men are known for "claiming" to sleep with Igbo women just to chestbeat exactly like FFK was running his mouth about sleeping with Bianca Ojukwu.

The sleeping they do with Igbo women is that they "afonja men" get into their bathroom outside their brown-roof mud house and rub their instrument with black-soap while fantasizing about the last Igbo woman they saw.

What a wasted death!

As for the coward, you stabbed the man and ran away...why not stand and face the music?

No matter what...ARVs are toxic.

Finally, Lala's village has been revealed!