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Autos › Re: Innoson Research Center Nnewi (photos and Videos) by Decryptor(m): 12:09pm On Aug 09, 2020
PureFace1:
Typical Nyamirin Ipig.

Tell your useless father to go and die for giving birth to a cursed and wretched pig like you. cheesy

The owner of Glo is one of the richest man in the world, Africa and the second Richest man in Nigeria while Innoson is still crying for government patronage to stay in business and if not for the government that's patronizing Innoson because of pity and wailing and crying of marginalization from your generation Innoson is a dead company if you don't like it go and die.
And yet glo is the worst performing network in Nigeria. grin grin
Autos › Re: Innoson Research Center Nnewi (photos and Videos) by Decryptor(m): 12:08pm On Aug 09, 2020
PureFace1:
Keep deceiving yourselves


I am not talking about government or institutions patronage, I am talking about personal patronage.

How many Igbo use innoson as their private cars?

If all Igbo that own a private cars today sell their cars and buy Innoson. I bet Innoson will automatically become a giant but that's easier said than done.

I hardly see Igbo use Innoson as their private cars but you are all online trying to blackmail other tribes into patronizing Innoson. Playing victims and talking about one Imaginary hatred as if you will be using the same energy to promote Innoson if he was an Hausa man
What exactly is this one's problem? Did we ask your tribe to patronize Innoson? As if your tribe can even afford the cars sef.

Whine in your hate and face front!
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 12:00pm On Aug 09, 2020
adeniranfam:
But I could see people recommending zenith on this forum
Oya... Try them and eventually cry later
Family › Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Decryptor(m): 11:59am On Aug 09, 2020
Rubbish! Come back after 2 years of marriage and let's hear you sing another tune
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 11:53am On Aug 09, 2020
adeniranfam:
So ow do we purchase online nw na
You can't purchase online internationally again as a Nigerian. Just buy whatever you need from Jumia and as usual, expect a fake or defective order
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 11:05pm On Aug 06, 2020
Tdarry:
The problem is from the FG & CBN, nothing GTBank can do. It's really unfortunate!
People who voted for apc, shebi una see una life?
You all will never die peacefully
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Decryptor(m): 8:36am On Aug 04, 2020
Tdarry:
Don't bother, GTBank MasterCard no longer works
This is actually why i rushed to this thread!

I tried placing an order this morning and i was receiving an error saying my card was declined! This is a card i have been using on Aliexpress for years now and even when it was renewed in January, i made some orders which was successful only for me to experience hitches now i want to place an order on behalf of a client cry cry

Is the problem from GTBank or Aliexpress...please i need answers because i am going crazy here as i type this!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:20am On Aug 04, 2020
prince3009:
Chai. Seriously, you ended up saying rubbish

Do you even have a brain at all? undecided
LMAO!

Thank you very much Prince309

People like Nooil need to be in a psychiatric home. I keep trying to decode meanings into her replies to me but it never makes sense. She is mentally unstable and needs help. Poverty as they say really affects the mindset and way people think and this is exactly what is happening to Nooil...truly, there is "No Oil" in her head
Family › Re: When you want a Slave In The Name Of Wife Material. by Decryptor(m): 8:47pm On Aug 01, 2020
hashtagged:
Thats what women are meant to be, so if women arent slaves, men shouldnt be breadwinners, you put it like women doing house work is slavery, the men doing the breadwinning what is that called?

In a home

A womans job: cooking, caring for kids, child bearing, maintaning the home

A mans job: breadwinning, making money and provision for the family.

Isnt it balanced, OP you are just a simp, ass licking women wont get you anywhere, so you want men to make money and care for the home as women sit down and watch you(their slave) do everything up to washing their undies. Nonsense
I wish i can like this comment a million times!

If a woman sees the roles of a wife as slavery and wants her husband to share the roles with her, then she should be ready to share the role of footing the bills as co-breadwinner with the man.

Equation balanced!!
TV/Movies › Re: Ka3na Stylishly Used Her Leg To Drag Her Shorts After Sex Romp With Praise by Decryptor(m): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2020
Damseldammie:
Glorified Olusho! But why didn't you get up to pick up your pants instead of picking it stylishly with leg... So she did all this shameful act without minding the consequences because you want to win bbn season 5


SHAME
Funny enough she might win because the people watching will vote for her to stay so they can see more sex actions and she knows this. It's a game!
Travel › Re: Photos Of Airpeace 124-Seater Embraer 195-E2 Aircraft by Decryptor(m): 11:39pm On Jul 31, 2020
...Shebi you have started again?

This news will make some "children of hate and perdition" to have sleepless nights.

They will resort to using their "monopoly of Nigerian journalism" to spread propaganda and fake news about Onyema being wanted by FBI, INTERPOL, KGB, SWAT, DSS, SARS etc for using his airline to steal COVID-19 materials from United States and throwing some patients of Coronavirus from the window of his aircraft during mid-air flight.
Romance › Re: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by Decryptor(m): 11:30pm On Jul 31, 2020
The OP represents almost 90% of Nigerian girlfriends and fiancees and even many wives are today.

That is why i have sworn never to have a girlfriend!

I don't keep relationships. I only do "Pay-As-You-Go"... You come, we discuss price, you open leg, i release, i pay you, you go home or to any rock you crawled out from....Life goes on!
Food › Re: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by Decryptor(m): 9:15pm On Jul 31, 2020
Foolish man!

The cow knows it is about to be slaughtered and while it is dealing with that you go to grab it by the horns?

I am 100% sure that one babe he is trying to woo is there watching the drama so he wanted to act like a hero hence taking that decision. I wish that his empty cone-shaped skull was crushed by the cow's hoof!
Crime › Re: See The Most Fraudulent Loan App In Nigeria - Haloocredit by Decryptor(m): 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2020
Lol...I just got an email from them telling me of one "Oluwatosin" whom I don't know owing them grin grin

Travel › Re: Nigerian Ladies Stranded In Lebanon, Call On Government For Help To Return Home by Decryptor(m): 3:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
Cumtroller:
See as dem dey speak Yoruba language dey discuss how dem go settle matter for shrine. I wonder what they went to do in Lebanon sef. E no go pass olosho work.

Some people are bent on tarnishing the name of this country. Nigeria will be great again!!!

Let us not evoke tribal sentiments, we need a change in this country.


Yet their brothers who are e-warriors of nairaland will be abusing and accusing the Igbos of such abominable act
Travel › Re: Vehicle Falls Off Gwagwalada Bridge by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Choi!....That dirty water where abokis use as toilet undecided undecided lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: The Moment Gowon Received The News Of The Coup That Overthrew Him In OAU by Decryptor(m): 10:37pm On Jul 30, 2020
Tumbulum:
The blood will keep on crying on your head for killing innocent women and children. May Gowon be cursed in thjs life and in the life to come.
It is already happening na! The same Fulanis he fought side by side with finally betrayed him!

He was ousted by a Fulani back then and presently the fulanis are using his own people in his own hometown for "shooting practice" and there is nothing he can do!

Karma!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Jul 30, 2020
skales67:
Hey! I read the comments between you and decryptor. The guy is right. There is no estate i know of which will be prone to so much noise such as massive vehicular movements, loud blaring of music, gasoline generators, loud honking of vehicle horns etc. These things mentioned rarely occur in estates but are a norm in middle-class areas and low-income areas.
I remember when i visited a relative in an estate in Port Harcourt. You could barely hear any noise only for the periodic passing of vehicles in space of so many minutes. Everywhere was so damn quiet that you would think people left their houses and ran away.
If there is a case of noise being a health concern to any person living in the estate they can decide to buy the place personally and put soundproof to their taste.
God bless you my brother! Please educate the slum-dwelling ignoramus who doesn't know what the good life of affluence is.


Nooil:
Please, try and follow the beginning of the convo before commenting. I live in an estate and I know how quiet it can be. But that also depends on the kind of people living in the estate.
Shutup! You don't and have never and will never live in an estate in your life! Stop claiming to be who you are not!

Continue "shouting the name of Jesus" every night to have mercy on your impoverished soul in that ghetto you live in and stop being a wannabe!

LIAR!!!
Romance › Re: Resurfaced: I Don't Love Him But This Is Happening, Advice Needed. by Decryptor(m): 6:40pm On Jul 29, 2020
ethicallyright:
"A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world." - Marilyn Monroe.





Norma Jean, also Marilyn Monroe , was the Kardashian of the 60s. A sex figure she was - an innocent fine face, endowed with curly blonde hair and the slim figure 8 which were in Vogue few decades past. Many men who we would later define as simps ,fell at her feet and wished they could have just a night with the late thespian.

The quote above suggests that women do not love men who beg them for love. If he walked your flat ass out of his office and saw you as the flirt you are, you'd fall for him. If he didn't convert his job hours at the mall to a honey moon, the title of this thread could have been :

"I love my boss but he doesn't care"

or
" My boss is rich but doesn't love women. How do I make him notice and fall in love with me?"

We've warned these weak men consistently but they care little. Tell him to give you 5 million naira and thereafter tell him that he is " emotionally assaulting" you. Maybe he will learn this precious lesson the hard way.

Lucky lady, I give you my blessings!
Your head is the most oiled head of wisdom in Nigeria!

The painful thing in Nigeria is that 95% of men population are these simps you talk about!

The alpha-males in this country are no longer up to 20!
Business › Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by Decryptor(m): 6:32pm On Jul 29, 2020
Useless NIN that is not accepted and recognized internationally because 98% of those slips are not currently found in any database!

It is so painful being a Nigerian under a useless clueless Government!
Science/Technology › Re: Endangered 'Scrotum Frog': Scientists Join Forces To Save (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 6:30pm On Jul 29, 2020
See as the frog resemble one Edo State politician grin grin
Romance › Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by Decryptor(m): 7:35pm On Jul 28, 2020
LordNicvuitton:
Thanks bro.. beauty never was the attraction, I'm a sapiosexual. That said, she has a good heart, the only difficult thing is that both her parents are alive and she's this dependent on me. I once raised that issue about her parents not doing enough in her life and she cried bitterly. It made me feel bad, like I was reminding her of where she's coming from.
WTF! She is blackmailing you emotionally with her tears. Severe ties with her immediately!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 7:16pm On Jul 28, 2020
Nooil:
Lol... Mr high brow anonymity is still here responding, showing his half brain (it's a pity the remaining half got scraped off during a d&c session).

Are you surprised to know people still have much to live for? Lol. Not everyone is surrounded by poverty, darkness, and gloom like you.

First, he says some landlords might have a reason for not installing soundproof in a high brow area. If you had an inkling of the meaning of high brow, you won't make such a statement. But no, you decided to show the world your ignorance.

You're clearly lower than the low-class divide I once thought you belonged to. I mean, your reasoning is also low.

Now I should respect your opinion? What opinion if I may ask? Please like I wrote, we have better use of our public funds. Curtail your intolerance before it becomes a threat to society.

This is my last reply to you.
With the bolded statement it is now confirmed that I am actually talking to a low class poverty stricken nonentity cheesy cheesy

Where in my comments did I say LANDLORDS installed soundproof in their structures?

Let me educate you abit though I know you can never comprehend it because of you have been eternally sentenced to remain poor and wretched for the rest of your miserable life...

Developers of an estate are the ones who are responsible for the structural edifices and components/fittings that are found on every builing in that particular estate.

All buildings come with a uniform plan which a prospective landlord must follow while building the unit(s) of his own structure which the estate management will inspect before the said landlord can lease the structure out which still falls within the power of the estate management.

You think it is that slum where "bacha" owners build with sticks and planks anyhow to your poor taste in the area you live in? undecided undecided

Stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum with these shameful rants. It is really embarrassing because like i said before the more you try to sound intelligent the more st*pid you sound!

Concentrate on yelling to God every midnight for your daily meals like you have always done and will always do and stop sounding like a m*ron!

And if you reply me again then you are a big scallywag as i know you really are. grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 10:14pm On Jul 27, 2020
Nooil:
I would be a liar if I type that I didn't expect this reaction from you. That's what all weak guys resort to, insults.

Frustrations? Lol. I can't be frustrated when I have so much to live for, realistically. I don't build castles in the air, unlike you.

Go and work and stop claiming to be what you're not. From living in a high brow estate to not claiming you're rich. Maybe it's poor people or middle class that live in high brow estates. Or perhaps you don't even know what it means.

And yes, while at it, be more tolerant of people's religion. We are tired of using public funds to rehabilitate boko harams and other religious intolerant groups. So please, play your part and make Nigeria great again.

Have a lovely night rest kiss
Still ranting?

Lmao @ you having so much to live for. And while you yell so loud from your face-me-i-face-you asking God to deliver you from your wretched life learn to respect other people's opinions.

Poverty stricken nincompoop
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2020
Nooil:
In case you have memory problems, let me remind you that I mentioned people who live in mansions. Then you brought your high brow estate.

Uncle, if your landlord is charging you 5 million per annum for something that is meant to be 300,000 its your fault only. It doesn't mean you live in a high brow estate.

You don't want to break anonymity but you're already mentioning high brow, self-rented duplex, etc. Niggar, get outta here!

Ps: I don't try to sound intelligent. I am intelligent. Unlike poverty-stricken people trying to claim who they are not.
Another frustrated dolt so angry about being alive! grin grin

I smell frustration all over your comments undecided

Take the easy way out and end it all rather than looking for whom to lash out on. Jobless tramp!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 9:07pm On Jul 26, 2020
Nooil:
First of all, I doubt if you live in a high brow estate. If you did, you must have heard of something called soundproof, where you'll never hear of anything going on in your neighbor's house.

"Rich people live in houses with “real” bricks and nothing gets through. The doors actually seal.

More expensive houses have enhanced noise mitigation.
More expensive doors, sound barrier secondary glazing system on windows, insulation and methods of construction that transmit less sound."


You come from a low-class divide. Stop trying to sound like what you're not.
Laughable!

I opened this account since 2009 and since then i have done absolutely everything to remain anonymous on this forum and even though i am tempted to break that anonymity i won't do that because of a mere charade from you.

First of all i never mentioned i was rich.. secondly in your sheer ignorance and quest to sound intelligent and vast but ended up sounding empty and brazenly half-witted you forgot that not every estate has the same style and concept when it comes to infrastructure.
While some estate developers will build structures to improve noise reduction others may opt for the opposite for security reasons in the sense that residents can be at alert of an emergency situation unfolding in their immediate neighborhood so as to alert the security details of the estate for immediate response.

My dear i live in an estate in Abuja in a self rented duplex. My favorite spot is the front porch upstairs where i come out to take some fresh air mostly at the wee hours of the mornings from 4am-till about 5am before i sleep till 10 am. I am a self-employed freelancer so don't go to work outside. Don't get me wrong, i have lived in the suburbs in the past so it's not like i was born with a golden or even silver spoon.

Now during those hours on the front porch, i can hear the sound of anything within 3 square kilometres from the chirping of crickets to the honking of vehicles of commuters who want to catch an early day at work for those who work in the outskirts of Abuja to even the chiming of the bell of a catholic church way off outside the estate before the recitals of what i later got to know was their "angelus".

Never did i once hear anyone shout or yell in prayer nor any wannabe Benny Hinn with loud public address speakers disturbing the neighborhood with threats about people going to hell like they do in the slum where you live because stuff like that usually happens during such hours.

So think harder next time you want to defend your ignorance about how people live in estates and when you try to bring others down to the level of your squalor.

Thanks for your time! smiley smiley
Travel › Re: Yahaya Bello, Commuters Trapped In Deadlocked Traffic On Abuja-Lokoja Expressway by Decryptor(m): 7:27pm On Jul 26, 2020
LMAO!

I love gridlocks! It bridges the divide between the wealthy and the poor the high powerful elites and the most meager poverty stricken commuters in a public transit vehicle

No matter how loud your sirens blare...
no matter how much security details you have...
Your bullet-proof vehicle will NEVER FLY OVER IT!

grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 7:22pm On Jul 26, 2020
Nooil:
I hope you know people who live in mansions also pray, fast, and yell die by fire.
Big Lie!

I live in a high-brow estate in Abuja and have acquaintances who live in big estates too.
No one does that sh*t here and in any of them.

You try it and the neighbors will call the estate management and before long you get kicked out!

Poor people who live in the surburbs and slums are the ones who do all that religious rubbish and they are the most wicked disgusting evil-minded people too!

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